You are Prince Phillip and I claim my five pounds.
I think actually he's Nigel Farage
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You are Prince Phillip and I claim my five pounds.
I think actually he's Nigel Farage
Never mind that, I'm suing the person that I ran over for leaving a dent in my car!
I think you need a new calculator
To be fair he didn't say it was cheaper he said it was better value for money. I'd tend to agree - there is a lot more content on Netflix/Amazon than be found on the live BBC Broadcast channels and iPlayer.
And a year's Prime is £79 I believe, so assume a yearly payment and the difference is about a fiver.
Was there a control pie from the same batch that remained on terra firma?
There was <burp>
The other day I reserved a printer. Went and picked it up no problem. Then half an hour later had a phone call from them apologising and telling me it wasn't in stock and so I couldn't come and collect it. Left hand, meet right hand.
I only went there because nobody else had them in stock. I generally refuse to shop there since they advertised 10% cashback on Quidco for iPads for Black Friday 2015 and then only paid 1%. I'm still fighting that over a year later.
Amazon and John Lewis are the way forward for decent service.
Every game of Monopoly I have ever played has always ended with either:
a) One or more people getting bored and leaving, with nobody else really caring about who has the most
b) A huge tantrum by one or more players resulting in storming out and/or the board being upended.
The WOPR quote above is appropriate.
Yep, they only overestimated the speed by 2 or 3 mph.
Why not also Hour of Electrics? Hour of Plumbing? Hour of Cooking?
The world doesn't just need developers.
Everyone says they're doing load of it, but nobody really is.
In my current place of workship, Dirty Code is "anything written before the current development manager started".
Even today, a request was discussed to add a new field to an existing screen. But because that screen doesn't look great (it's only used internally so nobody cared about making it look good), and is written in older tech, the decree has been to re-write the entire thing into <insert today's new technology>. So the job has become about a week instead of about 3 hours.
Haven't noticed any problems with mail delivery, but their webmail has been flaky as hell for weeks. Probably works about 50% of the time, the rest of the time it just gives me blank screens or "technical difficulties" messages.
If all that cash spent on marketing it wasn't spent very well.
Of course it wasn't spent on marketing. It was spent on 4, no doubt lovely, offices. And probably all those start-up perks, like free lunches, free beer, free pizza. Ping-pong and foosball tables aren't free either, you know.
Nor are corporate "team-building" retreats, nor top of the range iMacs and Macbooks for all staff.
I have no idea if any of this is true, but the general modus operandi of oddly-spelt startups these days seems to be to get as much cash as possible, spend it on cool stuff whilst doing as little work as possible (well, they have spent money on those ping-pong tables so would be silly to waste it). Keep the devs happy by letting them use bleeding-edge frameworks and nosql databases (won't matter if it doesn't work in the end as it won't actually get used), and let them do talks at trendy tech meetups ("How React and Cassandra saved our system!"). Then, hope to get bought out before the cash runs out.
If you don't, well "fail fast" is a thing so come up with a new idea that everyone else is doing and rinse/repeat.
And no jail time for anybody... Yay!!
That won't be true. There will be some poor sod of an engineer, who was merely doing as instructed by his management, who will go to jail.
I can't buy that "theory" about us potentially being simulations in a real-life Matrix.
It seems obvious to me that, if that were real, that giving us sufficient knowledge to even comprehend the possibility of such a thing, and to allow us to progress towards greater knowledge would be a major design flaw. It would be much safer to limit the rate of human progress and keep us all in the Edwardian era or something.
Unless that's what they want us to think...
Purrrlease - VM have never needed an excuse to increase prices. They do it approximately twice per year with no reason or justification.
Given it is sadly impossible to can the idea, I am very pleased that they are at least taking some time to actually prepare rather than just invoking it immediately with no thought.
I am pleased this firm is doing well, but of course we haven't left yet. I still hope they do well after that, but it's a little early to declare that all the Brexit warnings were fallacy, when we're still in the darn thing.
Really? So all those eggs I see with the British LionMark on them are figments of my imagination?
I think sarcasm is a figment of your imagination.
You seem upset. How about a nice piece of toast?
The day I can rename my Alexa to "HAL" will make me a very happy person.
Especially if I can get it to open the garage door by saying "Hal. Open the pod bay doors please".
Step 1 - Steal Simon Cowell's credit card
Step 2 - Go to party shop, buy hilarious cardboard Cowell mask.
Step 3 - Profit!
I spent 2 weeks driving around the USA (and Canada) in the summer. Was about 2000 miles in total, and I can remember literally only one time where I didn't get 4G.
Where I live - in the 'burbs of London, I can lose 4G walking to the end of the road. Yet over there often pretty much in the middle of nowhere - with the nearest civilisation about 5000 miles to the East - it was flawless.
Imagine if this was, say, Ford, and they somehow pushed out an update that prevented you from filling up your car unless you were at one of their own petrol stations. Which happen to charge 5 times the price for fuel.
The uproar would be debated by the government within days.
Same should apply here.
Netcraft says OpenResty was used on about 240,000 domains in August, then jumped to over 400,000 in September as tumblr.com moved to the server
I won't claim to know anything about Tumblr, but wouldn't it have jumped to 240,001?
I used to work going out all over the country installing and fixing software. They never counted driving time as actual work. So I could easily have a week of getting up at 5am and getting home at 9pm, but had no right to complain because I only did 2 hours per day of actual "work".
One day after a week of that I got home at 3pm, and promptly got a phone call from my boss who had checked the tracker on my car and wanted to know why I had gone home rather than coming into the office for the rest of the day.
He learnt a new swear word or two that day.
And will it handle 3D Video?
1060 West Addison
(ok, admittedly should be adapted to something more local as opposed to an address across the pond...)
1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field!
Kudos for the Blues Brothers reference.
Also, the more newer cars that are sold, the lower the take because newer ones are generally better than older ones.
Case in point, my wife has gone from paying almost £300 per year to paying £0 after she changed her car. Although we still have to go an register for the tax and go through the whole process, all to be charged nothing which seems a waste of time.
He has to tell the plod of any planned sexual activity, but they are able to fuck him over continuously.
I am still shocked and horrified. It feels like being on a plane when 52% of the passengers vote to turn off the engines having been promised it will be okay if they do.
It's not even that. It's more like being on a plane when only 75% of the passengers actually bothered to vote, a great number of the passengers don't have long to live anyway, the 16-18 year olds were excluded from voting, and in the end only 37% of the passengers actually voted to turn off the engines, but we've all gotta die anyway.
Then I read about people who do this sort of thing, and realise that I am, in comparison, a complete gibbering idiot.
If they get kicked off for falling below a minimum star rating, doesn't that open them up to bribery from customers?
"I'll only give you a 5-star review if you give me $5, otherwise it's a 1 star".
Perhaps the address was a giveaway?
firstname.lastname@example.org or something would be sufficient to suggest it's the final step. If it was email@example.com then perhaps not!
To overturn referendum results?
You know, not all British Citizens actually live in Britain.
I suspect Dublin will do very nicely out of all of this.
You need to take into account potential future earnings, which are now undoubtedly diminished with his criminal record.
It kind of assumes every boat is a migrant boat. Rather than just, say, a boat.
Scrambling the navy every time someone spots a boat wouldn't be particularly efficient.
Used to run a business in Malaysia, selling printer ribbons to offices.
Theirs were not the cheapest (far from it), or the best, but they they made a fortune. The reason being they would send vouchers - redeemable at most local stores - to the low-paid office-workers buying the things for their company. The workers liked the vouchers a lot. So they bought a lot of ribbons, leading to many of them having enormous stockpiles of things.
They were on hold to the outsourced support line for the past 2000 years.
Quite normal. I once had to do a project. The CEO (a total asshat) asked how long it would take. I said 6 months, conservatively. He said you have 3. I said no, it'll take 6. He said it WILL be done in 3.
Fast forward 2 months and they finally iron out the contracts and I'm allowed to start. And, of course, I now have 1 month to do it. At the end of the month I was off on holiday.
He told me I couldn't go. I basically said well I'm going, fire me when I get back if you want and off I went. I didn't get fired and he didn't get his project finished to his timescales either. In the end, with a lot of work and a very reduced set of testing, we got it done in about 5 months IIRC.
I was unfortunate enough to visit one of their stores on the weekend, and witnessed a customer approach a member of staff, hand them a shoe, ask if they had it in a size 9, and then He scanned it with some form of device, and it told him they were in stock!! .
I was shocked.
Dabbsy - your reach is large and quick.
^^^ Not a euphamism.
That's me. Finding shoes is a real PITF.
My usual gambit these days is to order several styles and sizes from Sole Trader online, try them all on, find the one that fits and take the rest back into the nearest store for a refund. The bonus being that you tend to get the Quidco applied to the entire initial purchase still, thus reducing the cost of the pair you actually keep (hey it's not my fault their systems are not joined up enough!).
FWIW, I've found Cat quite good for width and flatness. For trainers, try Sweatshop. They will stick you on a treadmill, film your feet in slow-motion and recommend you trainers that are actually what you need, and bring you out many styles and sizes to try on.
How long did your coma last?
It's pronounced comb-over
"It's either quarter to nine or I need to turn left."
Or, indeed, both.
They put about 20 of us "at risk" in the early noughties. That meant we were supposed to come to the office, but didn't have to do any work and were allowed time out for interviews etc. Due to a clause in my contract my place of employment was listed as my home, so I showed up in my lounge every day for 6 weeks.
Then I went in for my exit interview/form-signing/here's-your-payoff-meeting to be told that someone had resigned last night and they could keep one person and they wanted to keep me and move me to a proper software development role to fill the role that was now vacant. I said that all the jobs I'd been looking at were paying more than I was on. They said to give them a week and they'd get me an offer.
At the end of the week they came back with a £5k pay increase and told me to report back in in another week. All told I had about 2 months off on full pay, and then went back to a higher salary and a more interesting job.
I'm doing one of these BYOD flights in a couple of months. What worries me (1st world problems) is the bandwidth.
Assuming that it's only SD not HD, that's still about 2Mb/s per stream. And assuming 300 passengers, that's 600Mb/s (I'm good at maths, me).
What kind of wifi can support that?? Or will, as I am wearily expecting, the experience be utterly shit resulting in 9 hours of Kevin Bacon-style "Buffer face"?
I used to do phone support for a venerable ISP/Online Service back in the 90s. We had a 6-minute deadline and got hassled by supervisors if we went over. Eventually I became a supervisor and was able to do the hassling myself. Oh the power (at 18 years of age!).
The best trick was, when it was quite (which was rarely), if you flicked your phone into "I'm busy, don't give me any calls" mode (used for when typing up notes following a call) and then back to available you'd end up at the back of the available agents queue. So with no waiting calls, just do that every few minutes and hours would pass with no need to speak to a customer.
I loved the tour, the wife and kids were not quite so impressed. Damn non-geeks.
The cafe served some very nice cake if I remember correctly.
Not too many months ago on here, it was like:
Taxi Firms? Boo!
Seems to have reversed now.
1 - The person who did it (although there's a chance they were not on the plane, or where on the plane and one of their mates did it for a laugh without them knowing).
2 - The captain delaying the flight for it.
3 - The people who demanded to get off thus causing further delays.