* Posts by Stoneshop

5951 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2009

Hooray! It's IT Day! Let's hear it for the lukewarm mugs of dirty water that everyone seems to like so much

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Holmes

I've always found it strange that Starbucks, a coffee company,

As you've noticed, they're not despite them saying they are.

They extract money from customers under the guise of extracting aromatic hydrocarbons from coffee beans resulting in a dilute suspension, liberally adulterated with various inexplicable additions, resulting in something that's almost entirely but not quite unlike coffee.

International space station testing Wi-Fi links with incoming craft, with an eye on autonomous docking

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Facepalm

Dustbin lids

The idea is to see if WLANs can do the job so that they can be used to assist autonomous docking for future Moon and Mars missions.

They might think they can have free choice of channels, but have they tested for interference from dustbin lids?

ALGOL 60 at 60: The greatest computer language you've never used and grandaddy of the programming family tree

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Re: .. never used .. ?

First computer programming course in University (1977) was in ALGOL-60, the next one in Pascal. That one stuck for quite a while, with Borland's TP being available for PCs (and their 'treat it like a book; you can make multiple copies, but use only one at a time' license) so offering you a cheap-ish, personal environment. Started using Turbo C a couple of years later, but kept going back to TP for bigger programs, although all that were just hobby projects. Professionally it was mostly VMS command files, Unix/Linux shell scripts and more recently some Python.

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Re: .. never used .. ?

not good if you used ed (or edlin? - memory is fading with age).

Ed. Edlin was an MS-DOS text file mangler.

Beer gut-ted: As many as '70 million pints' spoiled during coronavirus pandemic must be destroyed in Britain

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Holmes

Re: K'in eejets.

5% is on the strong side for a beer (most I know are in the 2-3% range),

It's clear where you live.

Commiserations.

Worried about the magnetic North Pole sprinting towards Russia? Don't be, boffins say, it'll be back sooner or later

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Re: @ Dinanziame

African poles don't migrate.

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with the appearance of several local magnetic poles around the globe

"I'm the north pole"

"No, I am the north pole"

"I am the north pole, and so is my wife."

It is unclear why something designed to pump fuel into a car needs an ad-spewing computer strapped to it, but here we are

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Weird

A lot of commentards mention there being buttons, one of which might be the one to hit to mute the sound. And those pumps being run by the big oil companies.

The only petrol station I know that has video ads on their pumps is one owned by a local fuel vendor (a dozen filling stations or so around the region). It has no sound, no buttons and just a small selection of static ads for local businesses (including themselves). Occasionally there's a video of the innards of a pump working to put fuel in your tank, still without sound.

But this may have changed in the past year as most of our filling-up is now done via a Mennekes Type 2 socket near the front door, and filling up the diesel has been reduced to maybe a quarterly event.

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Flame

but it seems an extremely unlikely accident

YouTube discredits that notion.

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Re: Huh?

I'm not sure about a bracket for holding the fuel cap

Several of the cars I've owned or hired had an off-center slot in the rim of the fuel cap so that you could let it sit on the fuel cap door.

Source code for seminal adventure game Zork circa-1977 exhumed from MIT tapes, plonked on GitHub

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Re: It is dark

Which should be a standard, non-negatable feature on every compiler.

It will of course cause much wailing and gnashing of teeth in every Agile-infested software 'development' department. Let's hope the sackcloth, ashes and hair being torn out help to dehipsterize these vile dens of depravity.

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Re: Xyzzy (or PLUGH)

Those were gleaned from Colossal Cave, but as "Zork bore about the same relationship to Adventure as the splashiest arcade games do to the little white light that bounced through the primitive Pong" (a quote from the Boston Globe, 1984) invoking 'XYZZY' or 'Plugh' probably didn't quite have the same effect. Or had different prerequisites before they actually worked.

Never played Zork, but I did play Colossal Cave on a DECSystem 10, via a modem, acoustic coupler and a portable hardcopy terminal. Later on my own PC under OS/2, and there's still a Linux version lurking in ~/advent/

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It is dark

Your source code has been eaten by the compiler.

The Great British anti-5G fruitcake Bakeoff: Group hugs, no guns, and David Icke

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Trollface

Re: The higher the frequency, the greater the energy

Will I mutate?

Probably.

If you're a Genuine Brit your skin will now turn red and in a few days fall off.

Please report on your new shape afterwards. If you still can.

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Re: Nothing like having an open mind.

but not so open that your brains fall out.

In some cases the world would be better for it.

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Re: Income

You're supposed to haggle.

RetroPie 4.6 brings forth an answer to 'What do I do with this Pi 4 I bought last year?'

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Round Tuits

If you need them and have a 3D-printer you can make them.

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Pi-based resurrection of the long dead home computer in the attic.

There's a ThinkPad Butterfly with a deceased mobo waiting for sufficient Round Tuits to be turned into a ButterPi. I figured that I'd need some flavour of ATMega to sit between the keyboard and clitmouse and the Pi. I'd also have to replace the screen with one that the Pi would be able to drive without additional conversion, so probably a HDMI or DSI panel which would result in a 16:10 or 16:9 screen ratio, not the original 4:3. Upside would be built-in wired and wireless networking, USB2 and 3, and a fscking lot of space for batteries.

Contact-tracing or contact sport? Defections and accusations emerge among European COVID-chasing app efforts

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Stick it up your nose

Virus detection kit, surveillance app and everything including fire.

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Thumb Up

Re: Testing! testing!

Not really. If (in .no/.se/.fi) you have two summer homes less than 100m apart it's considered crowded. In .dk might be a little less.

Although the house on a barren rocky plateau in northern Norway, with no other human-made structures within 10km either way might be considered a little extreme even by local standards. Or the person living there was building and testing the loudspeaker stacks for Disaster Area,and considered it prudent to not cause a serious number of casualties when nudging the amps off zero.

20 years deep into a '2-year' mission: How ESA keeps Cluster flying

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FAIL

Re: How ESA keeps Cluster flying ... the original VAX VMS hardware

As if I wouldn't know that.

(ex DEC-FS, 201462)

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How ESA keeps Cluster flying ... the original VAX VMS hardware

Makes sense.

In case you need more proof the world's gone mad: Behold, Apple's $699 Mac Pro wheels

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Boffin

Re: Talking 'bout my wheels of steel

But you still want to be able to use different names for units when there's several orders of magnitude difference between them, like the linguine and the brontosaurus, or Wales and DRCongo.

The fundamental work on defining the Lockdown is still in progress, being somewhat hampered by the lockdown, and the TrumpFlounce is rather variable[0], so not that usable as a basic unit (like the Lunchtime).

[0] especially since it's clearly strongly observer-dependent.

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cycling shorts

I tend to wear them when doing longer motorcycle rides. Even with a fairly comfy chai^Wseat with a sheepskin cover, they offer a noticeable improvement.

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Trollface

Re: Let me guess...

And the iFloor iMaintenance iPlan iApp will alert you as well as schedule a service with the Genius Crowbar if your iPhone detects your iFloor going out of kilter,

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Pint

Re: These are wheely gweat!

For about half the price of these iWheels you can get an aluminium robotic tracked vehicle chassis. Add a few quid for the motor controllers, an Arduino or Pi, some odds and ends to put a plateau on it and a few beers to lubricate the building process, and you can have an autonomous MacProMover. No more manual pulling like the plebs do, just command it to move to where you need it.

We lost another good one: Mathematician John Conway loses Game of Life, taken by coronavirus at 82

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Coat

Tim Brooke-Taylor

I'm sorry, I haven't a clue.

The one with the map of The Underground in the pocket.

From Brit telly presenter Eamonn Holmes to burning 5G towers in the Netherlands: Stupid week turns into stupid fortnight for radio standard

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Headmaster

limit their communications to good old pen and paper.

Just don't mention the chemicals in inks.

Or rather, do, and have them move to clay tablets and cuneiform, or stone, a chisel and a hammer.

COVID-19 is pretty nasty but maybe this is taking social distancing too far? Universe may not be expanding equally in all directions

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the cosmic chicken is developing in the cosmic egg

The deeper into space you look, the farther back in time are the things you observe.

So it's more likely to be some saurier, or even one of its ancestors.

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Coat

when viewed across large enough scales.

Do they have a duck on one side, and a purported witch on the other?

Watch out, everyone, here come the Coronavirus Cops, enjoying their little slice of power way too much

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Coat

Chapeau

Wouldn't that be a sudra then?

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Boffin

interested in knowing how an Osman is defined

It just is - it's a fundamental unit.

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Trollface

Is that an Imperial or post-empire yard?

Looks like it's heading to be a scrap yard.

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Boffin

Re: Wear face protection?

If everyone was mandated to wear masks, how else would they get Herd Immunity to work?

Slower.

Which would keep infection levels, and more specifically hospital admissions, at a manageable level.

From Amanda Holden to petrol-filled water guns: It has been a weird week for 5G

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Re: No smoke without a burning mast

In the early days of DTMF there were these handheld thingies that you could hold against the mouthpiece to bleat the appropriate frequencies down the line.

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Boffin

Re: but i wouldn't say no to a session, or more, with her

Please, could you list them all in order of hotness?

I'm getting all these spams for contactless thermometers, so if you want to have a scientific method for rating them I can forward you a bunch.

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Re: Not even 5g

The same frequencies are used (and were used by analogue colour television for decades at thousands of times the power.)

Nope. Telly used (and DVB-T does still) carrier frequencies roughly between 60MHz and 850MHz, with a few gaps. Mobile phone networks used 900MHz at first, but have since moved to 1800MHz for 2G, and 2100, 2300 and 3400MHz for 3G, 4G as well as the 5G networks currently being rolled out.

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WTF?

Re: A cautionary tale ...

shhhh

Why piss on a moron like that?

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Boffin

Re: average

You have to remember though that 50% of the population have below average intelligence.

Sorry, that's the median. What you think of as 'average' is the mean.

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Devil

Re: Who'd have thought

A politician playing to populist sentiment with such cheap gags is nothing but an ignoramus if he then turns to experts to bail him & the country ( the people) out of a difficult situation for which he is partially responsible for laying the foundations of.

I'd call that being a hypocrite, not an ignoramus. Although people, and especially politicians, can easily be both.

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Re: No smoke without a burning mast

Siemens Gigaset TAE1000.

I also have a FritzBox VDSL modem that offers 2 POTS lines for internal use even when you don't have POTS service, but the TAE1000 is a box on the wall (or behind the cupboard) near Ye Olde Analogue Phone, actually talking DECT to the base station. You do have to scour eBay and the like for them.

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Re: Unqalified 'Z' list Celeb talks rubbish

Could perhaps put a tax on stupid remarks?

The proceeds of which to be going into the NHS.

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Re: No smoke without a burning mast

I have a rotary phone that connects to the house DECT setup. Yes, via DECT.

It's a white bakelite mid-1950's model.

WeWork sues SoftBank over 'AWOL' $3bn shares purchase – which included millions lined up for ousted CEO Neumann

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Particularly considering the current pandemic, I don't see a bright future for shared workspaces.

Well, maybe they could retrofit sprinkler systems, insofar as they are present, with the antiviral agent du jour, and run a cron job to trigger them once a day.

Will likely discourage people from leaving papers and laptops on their desk overnight too.

COBOL-coding volunteers sought as slammed mainframes slow New Jersey's coronavirus response

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Holmes

Re: COBOL is still running

Does anyone think it would even be running in 4 years?

ITYM "... within 4 years?"

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ignorant people in charge who fail to realise the importance of the IT systems they rely on; they're called mission critical for a reason.

A lot of businesses as well as government departments fail to realise that they're essentially an IT organisation, skinned to their outwards activities.

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Re: Despair

What the version of COBOL originally used has to do with it is entirely beyond me. COBOL programs compiled 40 years ago on IBM mainframes will still run today. Assuming the source code hasn't been lost (this is actually a genuine problem) it can be recompiled with the current compiler, usually with no changes.

Also, programmers that are well-versed in a particular language can usually adapt to older versions on the same class of systems with little effort. Maybe they'll have the occasional "Oh wait, that won't work here." moments just like you'd have with C, Perl or Python when working on an older code base. And the incantations to compile and link the code will not be substantially different from the previous build on that system, if at all.

I've written Pascal on a DEC10, a VAX and, using Borland TP, on PCs. With the latter you get all kinds of options for screen manipulation that you don't readily have on a VT100, but no-frills line-based I/O needed little conversion, and I didn't need to touch the main processing routines when I moved stuff from the VAX to a PC.

BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer?

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Re: I'd have gone for Risk!!

Not wanting to ascribe a particular motive I chose "of".

Not only is Zoom's strong end-to-end encryption not actually end-to-end, its encryption isn't even that strong

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Stop

and you're already on a slippery slope.

Square dancing on a slippery slope is strongly advised against; you don't want to end up in hospital at the moment.