* Posts by Stuart Halliday

1108 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Jul 2007

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can do that: Microsoft unveils Custom Neural Voice – synthetic, but human-sounding speech

Stuart Halliday
Coat

We know.

Of course we all know what it'll be used for....

That age old subject - pornography

Well, what other use has technology got?

Musk see: Watch SpaceX's latest Starship rocket explode while trying to touch down

Stuart Halliday
Trollface

Re: SN10

A good crash is one where you can get all the pieces? :)

Raspberry Pi Foundation moves into microcontrollers with the $4 Pi Pico using homegrown silicon

Stuart Halliday
Happy

Re: Annoyingly low on RAM

Some of us used a Cambridge Mk14 (un-upgraded)

ZIP folders were originally a Microsoft engineer's side hustle until bosses figured out he worked for Microsoft

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Happy

Wasn't Acorn's RISC OS the first to use a file to be replaced by a 'folder'?

Buggy code, fragile legacy systems, ill-conceived projects cost US businesses $2 trillion in 2020

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Re: Quality

It's Leo all over again.

When Leo came out, they'd develop a business system by understanding how it worked and make a bespoke system.

Naturally businesses caught onto this and started to develop systems that were bog standard and quoted low prices that caused the client to accept software that wasn't made for them and their business suffered.

History is doomed to repeat itself if you're ignoring it....

Google reveals version control plus not expecting zero as a value caused Gmail to take an inconvenient early holiday

Stuart Halliday
IT Angle

Ask how Boeing do their testing then don't do that method...

Watt's next for batteries? It'll be more of the same, not longer life, because physics and chemistry are hard

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FAIL

So why do we get so many Battery PR releases claiming the Earth?

For decades now we have Anode or Cathode inventors or both claiming impressive charge densities but still no sign of them on the market?

Can we get a ban on battery PR for the next ten years?

Sounds like a start in the right direction.

Next day delivery a bit of a pain? We have just the thing... nestled deep in the terms and conditions

Stuart Halliday
Holmes

It's a well known tactic used by Lawyers.

If you have a unreasonable statement in a contract, you can deliberately leave it in and hope the other party doesn't spot it.

If you wish to break a contract, you simply raise the statement and the judge rules the whole contract null and void.

Not usual for it to be so obvious though....

Arm at 30: From Cambridge to the world, one plucky British startup changed everything

Stuart Halliday
Pint

Good times

Is my original ARM (Advanced RISC Machines) mug and dangly label worth anything yet?

Zoom strong-armed by US watchdog to beef up security after boasting of end-to-end encryption that didn't exist

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Why do we believe the hundreds of VPN services out there that claim they don't log?

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Never trust a Sales Director...

They'll claim anything and know nothing....

Apple presses pause on Pegatron: Major long-time supplier on naughty step over China labour violations

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The Chinese do this pretty much all the time.

It's a part of their culture.

Their Government mostly ignores it too...

Did I or did I not ask you to double-check that the socket was on? Now I've driven 15 miles, what have we found?

Stuart Halliday
Facepalm

Only in the UK

Has anyone else noticed that here in the UK, we push the bottom half of the Mains switch to turn items on where as in America it's the opposite.

Certainly explains why some PC power supplies the power switch looks 'upside down'!

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Go

I had to place plastic warning panels over the Mains sockets in our office as the Cleaners were very enthusiastic.

Those were the days.

LibreOffice rains on OpenOffice's 20th anniversary parade, tells rival project to 'do the right thing' and die

Stuart Halliday
Facepalm

But Office365 is free!

I'm a keen LibreOffice user and I've donated money to the organisation a few times.

When I visit Home users on IT jobs, Office365 often becomes a subject of conversation.

It seems a lot of people with Office365 can share the suite. Seemingly up to 5 shares are allowed?

So getting it free is a big temptation I guess.

Internet Archive's way cool Wayback Machine gets way more websites in Cloudflare fail-over pact

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Backups good....

Long overlooked, Archive is the best!

Google Chrome 85 to block ads that hog power, CPUs, network: Web ads giant will black-hole 0.3% of web ads

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Happy

The Good Old Days...

Remember when you could turn off all graphics....

Ex-Apple engineer lifts lid on Uncle Sam's top-secret plan to turn customized iPod into 'Geiger counter'

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Re: Hard reality

Yeah, don't try it in Aberdeen.

One of the most natural radioactive cities in Britain....

Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced techie is indistinguishable from magic

Stuart Halliday
Holmes

It's always Hardware....

Today IT plodders think software first. But it's really Hardware...

I was in the last class at Uni to be taught how to hit/tap Valves to get them to work.

Stayed with me throughout my career.

Ink tanks park themselves all over the lawns of Western Europe as orders flood in

Stuart Halliday
IT Angle

Ink Tank Printers?

Is that a new term for ancient ink Printers?

Struggling company pleads with landlords to slash rents as COVID-19 batters UK high street. The firm's name? Apple

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Damn you commies

Apple has ever right to ask for a discount.

It didn't get to be a greed guts by giving money away.

Eventually it won't be able to increase it's profits and at that time stockholders will desert it in droves.

If you own one of these 45 Netgear devices, replace it: Kit maker won't patch vulnerable gear despite live proof-of-concept code

Stuart Halliday

It would help enormously if product Reviewers asked this support question during the review.

Might make the manufacturers take it seriously.

Brave takes step closer to sensible business model by building subscription VPN into the iOS version of its browser

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Matter of trust

How do you trust your chosen VPN?

I've yet to see any VPN provider who has a security certificate issued by a reputable company.

They say they don't keep logs. But at least one was caught with logs recently.

A reputable security company making surprised visits would go a long way towards trust...

PC printer problems and enraged execs: When the answer to 'Hand over that floppy disk' is 'No'

Stuart Halliday
Devil

Reminded me of a battle I had when I worked at Maplin. Next door was PC World. Customer came to me to get a cable for their desktop PC as instructed by the PCWorld person.

I told the customer that such a cable didn't exist. So back to PCWorld he went for further instructions.

He came back with a piece of paper and once more I said, such a cable didn't exist.

This exchange went on about 6 times. Until I feeling pity for him went with him into PCWorld and looked at his PC myself.

I saw immediately that PCWorld technician was inventing cables. You can't get a 6 pin graphics card power cable to ATX 24 pin main board adapter. I of course sold the customer the correct PSU cable....

Made a change from telling the customer to refund their £90 HDMI cable from PCWorld and buy a £6 from us instead.

Russia drags NASA: Enjoy your expensive SpaceX capsule, our Soyuz is the cheap Kalashnikov of rockets

Stuart Halliday

Nice to see someone knocking the shine off SpaceX and NASA.

The Americans don't care that the overall cost of a SpaceX launch is more expensive.

They just love wallowing in patriotic slime.

I've never seen a country so up its Ass with false Pride. Let's remember it's citizens enjoy killing each other over the slightest thing.

They've only gone and bloody done it! NASA, SpaceX send two fellas off to the International Space Station

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Almost accident free

Did anyone else notice that the blond SpaceX Astronaut bumped his head and had to be handed a tissue to stop the bleeding?

'I wrote Task Manager': Ex-Microsoft programmer Dave Plummer spills the beans

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If you're not using Sysinternals stuff, you're not a IT person....

Sky customers moan: Our broadband hubs are bricking it

Stuart Halliday

Re: It's been years since . . . .

A lot of Sky Customers don't realise their Contract specifically states they can't use a 3rd party Router.

Elevating cost-cutting to a whole new level with million-dollar bar bills

Stuart Halliday

Re: remote diagnostics

Probably the Leopard?

Billionaires showered with wealth as experts say global economy set for long and deep recession

Stuart Halliday

We also are fully aware that rich people don't count their wealth until it's cashed in.

Scaleway disarms its ARM64 cloud, cites unreliable hardware as the reason

Stuart Halliday

Bad Motherboard design or dodgy chip sets?

Mayday! Mayday! The next Windows 10 update is finally on approach to a PC near you

Stuart Halliday
Megaphone

Can we get something useful added to 20H1? How about a spell checker for file explorer or decent image comparison software?

Oh Hell. Remember the glory days of Demon Internet? Well, now would be a good time to pick a new email address

Stuart Halliday

Re: Ah memories...

I bought my surname as my domain name. Dead cheap and it works 20 years later....

Apollo 13 set off into space 50 years ago today. An ignored change order ensured it did not make it to the Moon...

Stuart Halliday
Flame

WTF

How did the voltage change from 28V to 65V and no one noticed that the switch component couldn't withstand the increased current?

This is basic stuff.

Ethernet standards group leaves its name in the dust as it details new 800Gbps spec

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Joke

So, a new connector will be required?

Remember Tapplock, the 'unbreakable' smart lock that was allergic to screwdrivers? The FTC just slapped it down for 'deceiving' folks

Stuart Halliday
Facepalm

Just playing at being grownups....

Boeing 787s must be turned off and on every 51 days to prevent 'misleading data' being shown to pilots

Stuart Halliday
Facepalm

Ask and you shall receive

So, next time I'm on one of these planes, I've to ask when the plane was last turned off?

FFS.

Samsung calls it a day on liquid-crystal display, says quantum dot is really hot

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Joke

Douglas Adams will be turning in his Grave...

Cue Digital Watches....

Tupperware-dot-com has a live credit card skimmer on its payment page, warns Malwarebytes

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Well, at least Malwarebytes customers will be protected I assume.

Grab a towel and pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster because The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is 42

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Great times

I remember my first introduction to the radio series.

A certain Mouse Trainer was selling off plastic animation sheets from the book on the TV series. Got to see outtakes in Blackpool that were deleted forever a few months later. I'd never heard of the series at that point and so missed the opportunity to get Merch.

First episode later that week for me was the one where they're inside that marble cup. I was hooked.

Met Douglas himself a few months later doing book signing in Edinburgh. Only 3 of us there, so we got to ask lots of crazy questions. Later on, I was message boarding him on a London BBS. Sweet.

Like a Virgin, hacked for the very first time... UK broadband ISP spills 900,000 punters' records into wrong hands from insecure database

Stuart Halliday
Trollface

As if we would

As if anyone gives these services your true DOB, Mother's name....

You don't right?

Stuart Halliday
Facepalm

Plonkers

Can we ask that Virgin takes it's own advice and uses strong passwords....

After 16 years of hype, graphene finally delivers on its promise – with a cosmetic face mask

Stuart Halliday
Stop

Remove any grants from any company saying 'synergy'....

If you're wondering how Brit cops' live suspect-hunting facial-recog is going, it's cruising at 88% false positives

Stuart Halliday
Facepalm

So improve the capture images?

Is that a typo? Oh, it's not a typo. Ampere really is touting an 80-core 64-bit 7nm Arm server processor dubbed Altra

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Can we get RISC OS running on it please....?

How many times do we have to tell you? A Tesla isn't a self-driving car, say investigators after Apple man's fatal crash

Stuart Halliday
Pirate

When companies in America brought out devices to attach to your Tesla Steering Wheel to evade it's safety measures, then that's when the Driver is too stupid to live....

Yo, Imma let you finish, but for the 6,000 people still using that app on a daily basis ... we have a question: why?

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Yo!

1

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Might as well be current...

Oracle staff say Larry Ellison's fundraiser for Trump is against 'company ethics' – Oracle, ethics... what dimension have we fallen into?

Stuart Halliday

Well, that'll lose Oracle some Share price I hope.

Call us immediately if your child uses Kali Linux, squawks West Mids Police

Stuart Halliday
Facepalm

Please inform the Police if you see Process Explorer on your Child's computer.

It's obvious they're at hacking level...

Android owners – you'll want to get these latest security patches, especially for this nasty Bluetooth hijack flaw

Stuart Halliday
Trollface

What security updates?

I'm a Samsung owner, so I expect to wait another month...