* Posts by PirateSlayer

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Pirate Party UK launches manifesto

PirateSlayer
Troll

Don't see...

...too many freetards commenting at the moment.

Perhaps they haven't awoken after a hard night's 'work'...

I think my local WI has more members than this 'political party'.

Facebook stands up to UK.gov's cyberbullying

PirateSlayer

:D

Says A/C to the button! I think we may have found your problem and reason for a lack of group!

PirateSlayer

I can't believe...

...I am almost saying "think of the children".

Children are children. Children are stupid, inexperienced morons with limited common sense.

As far as I am concerned, treating them like adults at a young age is folly. Trusting them after educating them is folly. What is required is for a software engineer (and GASP a human computer interface expert) to come up with a viable and simple way to manage children's access to content on the web.

I don't understand how brats can be left online with no parental supervision when parents are loathe to let children out of their vision when wondering around outside. While the risks are small (both inside the house and out), they are present. Parents need to take responsibility for their brat's safety...not the state. Parents need decent software (not for geeks, but for people who are quite possibly thick as shit and need as simple an interface as possible!).

There are a lot of engineer attitudes on this board waffling about how people should have known better. Judging everybody by your standards won't fix the problem.

One in four UK schoolkids admits hacking

PirateSlayer
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fff

What you do in the privacy of your home with your equipment and your wires and your data and your websites is your business.

Universities often have facilities for hackers to practice their skills...doing it in public is like pissing in someones private swimming pool because you can and is therefore wrong.

If what you call "social engineering" keeps prepubecent teenagers out of my inbox (and dismal mid twenties/early thirties vouyers), all the better!

PirateSlayer
Grenade

Hum

I was told cracking is legitimate hacking :D...

Nasty hackers

Angelic crackers.

Minister: Banks should give ID cards to people with no money

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d

Because then they can't externalise the cost onto the banks!

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And

And certainly provides no benefits to the slaughterhouse!

PirateSlayer
Big Brother

Well

Well, you can channel that anger at hating the terrorists who hate freedom. Also, channel it against the dark forces waiting in the shadows...always ready to pounce...always waiting to destroy freedom wherever they find it!

If you hate ID cards...you hate freedom...you don't hate freedom do you? Good.

*dispatches helicopter to retrieve Nathan for re-education*.

'Racist' job ad sparks investigation

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Headmaster

f

But not all discrimination is :D

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Troll

N

Nothing wrong with asking for a specific language, or that the level must be native. What they have said is essentially "must have brown skin". Maybe they MEANT must be native speaker of x language...but I wonder if they did.

Facebook faces Home Sec over lack of 'panic button'

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d

In the same way that ID cards would have prevented 9/11!

Apple bins iPhone covers

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WTF?

Newsflash

Apparently not everyone carries this object around in a crib with three wise men tailing behind.

It's a phone...not a ming vase. Chucking it around is par for the course. I would personally want mine encased in rubber with a film of stuff over it so it doesn't get scratched. This seems like a ploy.

Madoff geeks charged for writing book-cooking code

PirateSlayer
Troll

This is a bit of a...

The appeaser who thinks that writing code to cook books is the same as using Excel was probably one of those who said "why not prosecute google" when those filthy Pirate Bay thieving cretins were up in court. Intent!

PirateSlayer

...Title

"I was only following orders" only works when you're not screwing more money out of your employer for keeping shtum. I am resisting the urge to mention IBM's jew counting machines/software...pretending that you are oblivious to the business purpose of your software doesn't cut the mustard anymore (unless you're truely an autistic code monkey).

Muso turfed off train for 'suspicious' set list

PirateSlayer
Coat

So...

This is my station.

Typical.

The next train would have been half an hour. Southern have somehow managed to find YET ANOHTER method of wasting their paying customer's time. Why did they need him off the train? Was the floor of the carriage not sufficiently hard to smack someones face onto and kneal on their back should the need to "detain" this violent lunatic arose?

I'll pack my reflective jacket next time so I can pretend to be a copper and arrest these two twats for harassment, threatening behavoir and kidnapping!

Mine's the reflective jacket.

ID cards have three databases, says minister

PirateSlayer
Happy

Response.

I don't see why they would require an address history in this whopper of a database. Surely they only neeed your MAIN residence (like with driving liceneses)...my god the politicians will have to exempt themself ASAP.

I guess you COULD have multiple profile shots, but your retina, finger prints and DNA are not going to change...unless you visit Ukraine or eat a lot of North Sea fishies. Also I would question the need for out of date information being on the system...if the objective is to identify you, they should only ever need the most recent of everything...address included! As for the other identifiers, I guess this could be farmed out to another table (Person ID, ID ID, ID Number)...this might be getting silly.

PirateSlayer
IT Angle

I was

I wanted to write some expletives on a bit of paper and send it back in their prepaid envelope...I was hoping that every envelope would cost them some money to receive.

In the end I just though sod it...I'll just vote Lib Dem. That'll show 'em.

PirateSlayer
Joke

Device

The "other device" I thought it was probably going to be installed on real soon is known as the "the human sternum". Question is when is hair going to be outlawed and when do I get my neck barcode?

Bagsy 47.

PirateSlayer
Troll

Eh?

3 tables on a 'bog standard' 'relational database'. Aside from your bizare reference to Access (which is as bog standard as you can get), I think you'll find that one table will suffice here (unless you are suggesting that 1 person can have n faces, or one person can have n left digits).

BT rolls out new, 'competitive' consumer deals

PirateSlayer
Megaphone

Almost

BT almost gave me a heart attack with the stress caused by dealing with their incompetent, inept, ignorant, stupid, bullish staff.

I hate that company.

I never want to give that company any money ever again.

Their broadband deals are so eyewateringly expensive, it's no surprise their run like the public sector retail branch makes obcene profits.

Luckily I am in a cable area. No shitty landline, no shitty broadband, just a solid cable connection for 20 quid a month. No caps. No bullshit.

I cannot begin to tell you how much I curse and wish destruction upon BT.

Employers call for end to Mickey Mouse degrees

PirateSlayer
Megaphone

D

Degrees have always be awarded for what some call "vocational subjects". Politicans (and perhaps you) are very confused about what all current universities have ever offered. For example, former polytechnics have never offered degrees in being a car mechanic, hair dresser, etc and the commentards at the BBC (who apparently never went to University or a polytechnic and have chips on their shoulders) constantly waffle on about the sanctity of degrees. People have ALWAYS earned degrees at these institutions for subjects like engineering and sciences. Where do you draw the line between vocational biology and academic biology? When does engineering and computer science stop being a vocation and start being academic?

FE colleages need to deal (and DO deal!) with what the Tories and Labour think is 'vocational' stuff (like hair dressing, cooking, car mechanics, joining, plastering), and the universities need to deal with the rest - the stuff that mixes vocational and academic achievement. Oh, and the government has been slashing funding to FE colleges for decades.

As for the recruitment sector, I would rather ask the scum under my left toenail for it's assessment of the UK education sector. They are worse than conveyencers...and that says more than being worse than estate agents.

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Micky

This is very short sighted.

Also, degrees such as pure maths (on which all technological breakthroughs, amazing planes, war technology is based on), are under your criteria of being "fulfilling a shortage in the country", "micky mouse".

Business needs to f**k off and let universities get on with producing what they produce: research.

Undergraduates are just a grimey byproduct and are each as worthless as the next...regardless of degree.

Apple uncovers child workers in its plants

PirateSlayer
Stop

Where?

Where does it say that these kids lied about their age?

I only read that they were hired...not that they had lied.

PirateSlayer
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Quantify?

Can you quantify "others"? Relativism doesn't lessen the offence.

A slap on the wrist for using child labour is pretty unforgivable.

Ubisoft undone by anti-DRM DDoS storm

PirateSlayer
Megaphone

Another...

...stinking pirate.

Why not take the moral highground like the guy above and buy a game and THEN steal it. That way your incredulousness at Ubisoft will be justified and you can't be accused of being a thieving pirate.

PirateSlayer
Megaphone

Pirate?

Are you advocating ripping the game off here?

The hard working developers may query your spirit of "viva la indie games". They weren't even aware they were in some commie brotherhood where their hard work was regarded as free content.

They may empathise more strongly with:

"Steal games, destroy the PC gaming industry!" (which is already on its knees begging not to be submerged in console fan goo).

PirateSlayer
FAIL

Eh?

"Skid Row has releasing a crack for the game based on this work, Zdnet reports."

Does this mean a crack has been released and confirmed as existing? Or that someone has said they have cracked it but there is no evidence yet?

I feel a bit shafted here by hackers and anti DRM people...what a waste of time.

Ballmer: One day, Bing will actually make money

PirateSlayer
WTF?

Bit vitriolic!

I think you're missing the point of a lot of commentards feelings.

I couldn't give a rats arse about Google or MS...all I want to carry out are pathetic searches for Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. The search engine which returns the results I want (normally Google) is the one I use...simple! Bing is a pile of excrement. I have no axe to grind with MS.

PirateSlayer
Big Brother

I used Bing...

...after good head told me that if I didn't want people to know what I was searching for, then I probably shouldn't be searching for it.

I used it for a few days. Realised that every time I searched for something instead of something relevant coming up, I got a bunch of spam advert sites for things I wasn't interested in (even when asking about MS code problems). I switched back to Google immediately because I get RELEVANT results and NO advert spam sites.

MS have dropped the ball with Bing...I don't want a self serving search engine...I want a search engine that returns results I want...and Google does that in spades...sadly!

John Mayer tweets remorse over Playboy interview

PirateSlayer
IT Angle

Hum

I would say who cares? It seems like a perfectly reasonable comment to me. What an overreaction. Someone's agent has gone into PR superdrive...maybe he's worried that hodd pass will be revoked.

Verified by Visa bitchslapped by Cambridge researchers

PirateSlayer
Flame

Agreed!

This step always gets me...especially since passwords cannot be reused...ever! Normally I just enter a string of expletives as the new password, but obviously don't 'remember' my rage for next time.

Banks are going down this route too, with pointless "security" software which is specifcally designed to say "well, we did all WE could do...you must be liable!".

A complete waste of space...as are the mini plastic card readers many are forced to use to carry out online banking. Externalising the cost of security to users while saving money on telebanking and their awful branch services.

Amateur goof makes Twitter account hijacking a snap

PirateSlayer

Flash

That won't flash, or go diagonally accross the screen will it? I demand you recode that!

Steve Ballmer defaces fanboi MacBook

PirateSlayer
Jobs Horns

Hardware?

Really?

What about Microsoft Surface? Numerous Microsoft gaming peripherals...?

As I recall, Apple is just a software company that shells up Intel technology in hideously 80s/90s cream plastic and charges far more than its worth.

It's a bit like an X-Box really...another piece of Microsoft Hardware!

MoD does everything right for once in Xmas shocker

PirateSlayer

To quote

"at the hands of quite feeble Iraqi point defences"

To qutote a master:

"They're still fucking guns and they still fire fucking bullets"

PirateSlayer

Good plan!

You're all right. Since the threat of the Cold War has gone away, we need to put all of our guns and nukes in the bin and arm our soldiers with flowers. Forward thinking and planning at its best!

'Steve Jobs' repeals AT&T iPhone prank

PirateSlayer
Joke

Project Mayhem

Project Mayhem begins...

Rules:

You don't ask questions.

You don't ask questions.

No excuses.

No lies.

Don't trust Fake Steve.

Parcelforce fails to deliver for Windows 7 lovers

PirateSlayer
Flame

Surprise, surprise.

Another cock up by a government subsidised indisustry whose manager in chief earned nearly 1 million pounds last year (and that was just his basic salary).

The Post Office never fails to act like an incompetent, useless, public sector department. That disgusting Adam Crozier creature should resign immediately (with a fat pay off of course).

PirateSlayer
Megaphone

People are also forgetting...

...that PF is a business...surely they exist to make money...so surely the want to maximise revenue from all computer users. This would mean keeping their systems up to date.

Oh! But I forgot. The only thing Royal Mail is interested in is sacking postmen (who get paid an utter pittence), closing post offices and blaming its own customers for its failure to identify new business opportunities outside paper spam and flogging post codes!

I hate that company. More than Ryanair.

UK air traffic control goes after Wikileaks

PirateSlayer
Grenade

@ others

NATS is right to ask for this take down.

NATS is concerned with safety...the integrity of an investigation is at stake. Good on them.

This is like critical data being released about a crime due to some cretin's insatiable appitite for information (which neither benefits them, nor belongs to them), and their GREED causing a mistrial or trial collapse.

I can only assume these black helicopters posters are more concerned about inventing myths and insinuating malpractice rather than having safe skies. Good job!

PirateSlayer
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@Lukewarmdog

In any safety culture, secrecy is utterly key. Otherwise what you get is a blame culture which benefits absolutely nobody (see local government examples ad infinitum, e.g. the Baby P case) where everyone blamed everyone for everything and absolutely fuck all got done or changed.

When an air traffic controller fucks up do you want them to:

a) blame everybody around them for their fault

b) blame every system other than them for their fault

c) keep quiet and hope a problem goes away

d) blame their manager

OR

tell the truth about why they fucked up, explore areas which could be improved.

The safety critical nature is what makes this information sensitive. Pilots, ATC, everyone needs to be able to make rational, blame free observations about a safety incident...or you end up with a pathetic Iraq war inquiry style report (which gives none of you conspiracy theorists any answers anyway, just more fuel).

US judge excoriates Harvard team's P2P defense

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@Scuby

Far better to have an attachment of earnings for life of, say, 5% of your monthly gross? Fantastic. His punishment will be more than some murderers here in the UK.

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@ Coward

You didn't read the article then. It suggests the judge sat there and expected a fair use defence which would have (apparently) been just dandy. How that makes her in cahoots with 'the media corps" is very unclear...the article made out she was against such suits and tried her best to get this little sailor into less stormy waters.

Luckily this pirate decided (or I should say his hugely overqualified leagal team) that instead of defending his actions, he was going to waffle on about "out dated business models" like other pirates and it was clearly to his detriment.

Hurray for another victory for decency and morality.

Gov confirms plans for Sky box in charge of your house

PirateSlayer
Big Brother

Light saving bulbs

As if anything other than those awful, yellow, dull, lifeless depressingly dim bulbs (with a moronic three pin socket) will be available in a couple of years.

PirateSlayer
Black Helicopters

Fridges and Freeeeeeeedom

The fridge you talk about already exists (for disabled people). Other fridges are being developed that can tell you things like your milk is going to run out soon, or the cheese you bought is going to go off soon. They can then suggest recipes for stuff you have. All very good! UNLESS it is linked in to some parasetical marketing/ad/control agency. I am all for things to help me run my life better/make things easier, but don't want any of them reporting back to the mothership.

As for these smart meters making meter readers obsolete...what is that about?! I have been submitting my own meter readings online for years (Southern Electric, Southern Gas), and those uselss A-holes at British Gas have only just got round to implementing that. Pathetic. I get accurate bills every month and never, ever, ever have to deal with the company over the phone and especially not in person. Change your energy suppliers if they insist on sending people round to see you.

PirateSlayer
Big Brother

Meter hogs

Electricity, Gas and Water (in most cases) are metered so there would be no incentive to cut off a hog. Identifying unusually heavy users could highlight problems, ilicit activity or just plain stupidity. I am guessing that campaigns against waste could be far better targetted.

Internet is another thing entirely. Cutting off, throttling and generally abusing heavy internet users is fair dos. You get for what you pay for. If you want 24/7 massive bandwidth to do whatever you are doing, get yourself an ISP that will provide that.

I'd be extremely worried if bandwidth became so scarce that ISPs decided it would be politically acceptable to charge by the megabyte.

Should you lose your religion on your CV?

PirateSlayer

Hobbies

Why are hobbies in any way relevant to how you will do the job? Employer's have enough of you without delving into your personal life.

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Other

Moses,..

...

...oops.

What about people called "Islam" and "Christian"?

Virgin Media to trial filesharing monitoring system

PirateSlayer
WTF?

@Sir Runcible Spoon

Please quantify this for me. I read nowhere in this article about the direct impact it will have on VM customers (aside from the bit that says it doesn't affect them directly). I would like to know what basis you are using to determine that my connection will be significantly affected.

I have a very adequate cable connection which is never throttled (on account of me not pirating things) and wouldn't mind if my packets take a couple more microseconds to arrive at my network adapter.

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Heart warming

Ooooh good. This news is heart warming.

As a Virgin Media customer, I give them my permission to sniff any of my packets, delve deep into my communication stream and generally analyse it.

I have nothing to fear. It is sad that piracy has brought us to this state of affairs, but that is what it has done. Again, my thanks to the pirates for these draconian measures.

Ofcom talks to spook firm on filesharing snoop plan

PirateSlayer
WTF?

@ Outdated/Archaic/Failing Business Model

This is so hackneyed.

It is not an outdated/archaic/failing business model...you're just thieving arseholes!

You are to blame for this legislation. You will be to blame for more of this legislation. If you had stopped stealing, we wouldn't be here.

So many shades of pink and red on the comments here today...is there a general strike on?

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