* Posts by Peter Storm

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BlackBerry beats iPhone to top UK smartphone

Peter Storm

and

Also they are poorly made and awkward to use compared to most other current smart-phones.

(ex Blackberry user)

Brazilian cult condemns USB

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USB

Universal serial Beelzebub?

Renault fingers three for spying

Peter Storm

And...

their camshafts from the cheapest softest shittiest metal they can find.

(has had a bad Renault experience)

Buffy to slay her way back into cinemas

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FAIL

*sigh*

Ffs! Every other TV show or film these days seems to be about fecking vampires or zombies.

Don't these assholes have any imagination? I suppose they're all trying to jump on the gravy train before it leaves the station.

Man enraged by sagging pants pops cap in teen's ass

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"unergonomic trouserware"

Now that would be a great name for a band!

2 out of 3 Android apps use private data 'suspiciously'

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Nor only that...

If you buy a Samsung you'll get a crap phone tool.

Surprise Automotive X Prize winners announced

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Eh?

WTFYOA?

Devil manifests in Hungarian bathroom

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Happy

Damn you El Reg!

I actually did an office lol reading these comments.

I got some funny looks, but what the hell, I'm used to that.

Polaroid 300 instant print camera

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That rather depends

on which digital camera and which 35mm film camera you're comparing.

A Nikon F6 would knock spots of a cheap digital camera with a small sensor, but if you compared a full frame digital SLR like say a Canon 5D Mk II to a cheap point and shoot 35mm compact it would be a different story.

French operator pooh-poohs iOS4

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Eh?

"significantly slows down the menus of iPhone 3G and 3GS"

Bollocks does it. I haven't noticed any difference at all.

Bloody French.

Frenchman takes the helm at Sage

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http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/fail_32.png

My company uses Sage. It's utter shite.

Thank God I don't have to use it.

Malaysian politico gets knighted in Photoshop

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Alert

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"top-quality Photoshoppery"

Are you kidding?

Women would rather be on Facebook than on the toilet

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Live out loud lifestyle...

as opposed to a Go outside lifestyle?

Android phones invade the world

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hmmm..

"The figures come from Google chief exec Eric Schmidt"

Well, they won't be biased at all then will they?

Apple iOS 4 update frustrates iPhone 3G owners

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No problems here either

I did mine and my wife's at the same time. No problems at all

Operator error maybe?

Robobeachcop demands licence from Poole snapper

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hmmm...

I've got an old Slik tripod that's built like the Forth rail bridge.

Perhaps we could put them together and make a fighting machine!

'Steve Jobs' switches to Android

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Shock Horror! Bloke Changes Phone!

Does anyone really give a fuck what this sad retard does?

I mean, come on, is this the most interesting fulfilling thing he can find to do with his spare time?

Britons: iPhone eighth most important invention — ever

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^This^

FTW!

DAB lobby launches radio scrappage scheme

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DAB? Forget it.

I was given a DAB radio a year or so ago. At first I was quite pleased with the prospect of listening to the new stations. Then I turned it on. I can only get one station inside my house, and I live in a good reception area. It's pants!

Google fails to grab Nexus name

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Coat

or how about...

the Chromophone?

Lily Allen exits Twitter, bins BlackBerry

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Alert

OH NOES!

Lily Allen no longer on Twitter? I am distraught!

*disengage sarcasm mode.

Yank slams El Reg 'zio-fruitcake' Playmobil 'crap'

Peter Storm
Alert

WARNING!

Zio-fruitcake ~ may contain traces of Kashrut nuts

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