* Posts by Robert Carnegie

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We've paused Sigfox roof aerial payments, says WND-UK, but we'll make you whole after COVID

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Re: Hmmmmm

If landlord says "my electricity" then presumably landlord is the electric account holder, and either taking money for it in rent, or billing for it separately.

Putting "rent includes electricity" into Google (in UK) shows a trend of student accommodation provided like this: possibly a room with shared electricity and gas for the house, also shared kitchen, bathroom? Or is that old fashioned?

It's still possible that a landlord is "over charging" for electricity although it is "included" in the rent, but that's on their conscience. There probably isn't a meter to charge each room individually anyway.

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Re: right thing to do

I'm not that poor but many people on government welfare or cheap jobs are. You might get your housing cost paid or most of it, but then there's heating in a cold climate and there's food to buy and clothes when they wear out. You don't really get what you need. And on the other hand, our welfare system may already know that you're getting that £35 so they subtract most or all of it from what the state pays you. So even on the government's terms you're short.

And I just wrote - hypothetically - if you don't get the money now, how confident should you really be that you will be paid later?

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Re: At the moment, I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt

Hypothetically, in a situation like that, if the company folded then you'd never get the payment you're waiting for. I have s vague ides that you'd be something called an "unsecured creditor" and most likely to get a fraction of your due, or zero.

Hypothetically. If that happened.

Oh what a cute little animation... OH MY GOD. (Not acceptable, even in the '80s)

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If it's your own knuckle then it's anxiety behaviour. Wikipedia mentions it under "dermatophagia" which still isn't a sex thing.

If someone else's... guess which awful comic song by Tom Lehrer I'm thinking of.

In ROT13 code it's:

"v ubyq lbhe unaq va zvar"

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Re: ashamed ?

It's not like female students would be in a computer lab anyway, he said with heavy sarcasm.

Make it gay porn, he said with further sarcasm, then it really is nothing the boys haven't seen before. And some of them will like it.

Linux kernel coders propose inclusive terminology coding guidelines, note: 'Arguments about why people should not be offended do not scale'

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Re: No problem with most of it, but...

Well... I don't use archetype every day. It's three syllables (I think?), some people won't enjoy spelling it, and I have a feeling that it doesn't scale well: to have multiple archetypes, or a series of daily archetypes containing the most current updates, doesn't feel right.

I want to mention the situation where there is a "master" tape backup of data from the server and it is three years old.

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Re: No problem with most of it, but...

From the article, I think that your "master", an original media entity to be copied, is going to be "source".

Because "prototype" has already been bastardized.

Soft press keys for locked-down devs: Three new models of old school 60-key Happy Hacking 'board out next month

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Ergonomic?

How is a straight row of keys ergonomic? You want something that bends round at least. Certainly with the price in the £200s. Pointing your fingers straight forwards all day does damage wrists. A cunning design swerves or even splits the keyboard so that each hand can approach the keys on its side from a natural angle. At least.

LibreOffice community protests at promotion of paid-for editions, board says: 'LibreOffice will always be free software'

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They didn't say that it is for personal use only.

My home wordprocessing needs are "hardly at all", but I also see a role for a program configured to do simple things simply and also explain them simply. For personal uses. For simple minded people. Although I don't think that this is that, and even if it is, being libre it can come with the serious stuff in board as well.

Cool IT support drones never look at explosions: Time to resolution for misbehaving mouse? Three seconds

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Re: Mondrian

I was going to offer squareism but that turns out to be real and different.

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Re: Tech Support woes et al...

The importance to a rack of severs of maintaining a stable temperature...

...for small and midsize business support.

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Re: Simlar ...

You also can do things with accessibility software, like "click" when the pointing device stops moving.

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Re: It normally the Caps lock

Fair play, Microsoft Windows login prompt now tells you "Caps Lock is on". Must have saved years of individuals' time, including mine. Though might save more time if they just turned it off for you.

E-scooter fanboy so hyped for Teesside to host UK's first trial

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Re: At Pen-y-gors, re: they know who you are...

Anyway you won't get far, and not only because the scooters are geo-fenced apparently.

UK government shakes magic money tree, finds $500m to buy a stake in struggling satellite firm OneWeb

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Re: It Could Be Made to Work ???

Ordinary people in the UK can go on using the US or EU GPS for service similar to current. What the UK won't get that way is super accurate positioning and/or military applications. I presume that using these satellites for that will indeed require new fancy equipment at the point of use.

One map to rule them all: UK's Ordnance Survey rolls out its Data Hub and the juicy API goodness that lies therein

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AddressBase

AddressBase Premium is four dimensional. It has records of properties that existed in the past.

I think they get the spatial data from local government databases. So apparently, I think I heard or read in Private Eye or just imagined it, Dominic Cummings' naughty holiday was literally off the grid in a farm cottage that local government wasn't told about. Probably no council tax either, tee hee.

When I looked at AddressBase, a few addresses from Royal Mail were attached to the wrong council property record - usually not too far out, you'd have a row of houses with the numbers off by one. Or a building with two Flat 5 and no Flat 1. It doesn't matter, unless it's yours, then it bloody does. And somebody knocked down number 11 Empirical Crescent and built a smaller modern number 11 and an 11A, but in AB Premium, Royal Mail address number 11 was retained by the original, now non-existent building. I had to write to someone in 2015 to get that fixed. :-)

Finally, a wafer-thin server... Only a tiny little thin one. Oh all right. Just the one...

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Re: "cartoons depicting lazy American workers"

Nationality isn't a race in UK law (someone claimed anti English discrimination in Scotland and got hee-haw for it), but "American" isn't really a nationality - it is two point one continents after all.

"Race" isn't really defined except as something to discriminate on, unless you're discriminating on something else.

The theme song to "American Dad" refers to "the American race" as if there is one (and only one that matters), but this isn't a documentary.

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Only accepting Scottish £1s - A printing company might have their own innovative answer to that.

I'm in Scotland and I haven't seen a £1 note for quite a while, are they making them still?

Poetry in lockdown: hiQ to Supremes / Please leave LinkedIn scrape ruling / well enough alone

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A newspaper website gives me permission to read a few articles without paying. Anything I want to look at, as far as I can tell, but rationed. This meant that I saw a "complimentary article" about President Trump that was the opposite of complimentary. My point is they give away everything but they don't let me take everything.

I expect there are ways around the restriction, but I'm not pursuing that. At the moment I'm not subscribing either, I can insult President Trump myself and I frequently do.

Beware the fresh Windows XP install: Failure awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth

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Joke

:-)

That's how "Puss in Boots" was invented

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Re: I saw a mouse

Reportedly, a mouse released anywhere near the premises it was removed from will head straight back in. Co-existence is achieved only by killing them, modern easy-open snap traps checked daily being recommended, baited with peanut butter, chocolate spread, or manufacturer's patent which may be just one of those but don't taste it. The traps are not easy-open if you're a mouse and/or dead. Poison means that you now have dead poisoned mice hidden all over the place. And the poison, the dead mice, or traps may be bad for other pets.

I've occasionally had mice get away from the traps, and one survivor bleeding from his injuries. Lively though. I did take him for a walk in the dark around the corner, in the trap, let him go, and I think that was it for a while. I wasn't going to a vet. "Humane" killing needs consideration: dropping a paving slab on the poor chap is one suggestion. The survivor might have had a worse night (or not) if I'd had another idea; since he was captive in one trap, I could drop him onto another trap, snap.

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Well, we move all the left legs together, then all the right legs, maybe the lizards copy us.

I am assuming that you are not e.g. a crab and I apologise if you are.

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Re: chewed wires

It sounds like real rats have learned that real people catch you going down a drainpipe, so they go up. And are good at it, apparently.

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Re: chewed wires

UK temperature "must be" reasonable + comfortable but this has no legal force according to https://www.gov.uk/workplace-temperatures

However, if the computer repair workshop is too cold, you could plug in some PSUs or monitors.

My CRT television generates enough heat that I can't leave it on on warm days. Also has a possibly beyond economic repair fault (I'm not trying it myself) since a couple of weeks, the picture ends on a bright band close to the bottom, doesn't look very happy at the top either. Oh well.

Faxing hell: The cops say they would very much like us to stop calling them all the time

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Re: Fax will never die!

My doctor started taking repeat prescription requests online a few years ago. Stopped a couple of years later. I'm considering taking my sickness elsewhere.

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Joke

Re: I called the cops

You could use your mobile of course but the day trip to London was cheaper. :-)

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Re: Also works the other way round

Nice idea, but I gather this is customers wanting their money refunded for flight or holiday cancelled due to the coronavirus this year. Referring them to a different holiday company won't get their money back.

However, you might be able to argue that if your number was misused on purpose to avoid refunds then RuinAir are in breach of their legal duty to blah blah blah and they could be fined astronomically.

PC printer problems and enraged execs: When the answer to 'Hand over that floppy disk' is 'No'

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Re: What used to be a joke has become fact

I keep saying that Donald Trump is not as stupid as he seems, but apparently that is some special kind of secret because no one believes me.

I do say he's not as clever as he thinks.

Health Sec Hancock says UK will use Apple-Google API for virus contact-tracing app after all (even though Apple were right rotters)

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Re: NHSX devs apparently superior to Google devs

The information about Find My Phone might be unofficial because it covers the scenario of theft and you don't want to help thieves to circumvent it. But it's just as likely to be your briefcase or handbag or coat that is lost or stolen and it may be moving. (Also if you left it in a taxi or something.) Not where you left it.

Then again, wasn't there a house somewhere in the U.S. that for some reason was reported as the location of 50% of all lost cellphones and got extremely frequent visits from police...? Something like that?

A memo from the distant future... June 2022: The boss decides working from home isn't the new normal after all

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Re: india?

That's not what "gardening leave" means! (that, instead of gardening, you leave)

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Re: I think

I do sense satire. In fact I don't think the writer is from the year 2022 at all.

Ex-director cops community service after 5,000-file deletion spree on company Dropbox

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Re: Sentencing

As of a year or three ago, "Woman's Hour" was complaining that more women than men are sent to jail for the same convictions, one logical reason offered being that they can't pay fines so they get jail time instead. Separately, or at the same time, we hear that a prison sentence less than a year (e.g. for not paying a fine) does nothing to prevent re offending, is very expensive for the tax payer, and is less effective than a community penalty. It isn't long enough for a prisoner to connect with education and other services in there, although perhaps it should be. I'm not sure if it's considered that if someone is locked up for a year (or in practice six months maybe) then they're mostly stopped from harming the public during that time and have a reasonable chance to be further penalised if they do harm to other people locked up with them. Nevertheless, unless violence is likely to occur, making people perform a community penalty is more effective than a short sentence.

Microsoft snubs Service Fabric as it plots to switch Teams infrastructure to Kubernetes

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Robert is still reading...

Animation doesn't have to move. Derek Jarman made a film called "Blue" which visually just has a blue screen for an hour and a half. Familiar to Windows users... It does come on either DVD or CD so not entirely taking the liberty. The CD might come with "No D" glasses to not watch it through?

Only true boffins will be able to grasp Blighty's new legal definitions of the humble metre and kilogram

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I've been waiting for someone to demand social distancing in non metric measurement, but I'm not aware that anyone has. Maybe that sort of thing has finally died out. The WHO stipulating one metre - while we're using two; I think the WHO generally expects large death tolls on these occasions and just likes to take the edge off it, we wanted actually to stop the plague, and we haven't - the WHO probably does set a bar that makes it crazy talk to go below it, e.g. three feet.

I think anyway that if you tell people to stay e.g. two metres apart, they try to do it but they don't get it right. So if you want one metre apart, then you ask for two.

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Re: Me too

That's Harry Potter wizard money. Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts. "There are 17 Sickles in a Galleon, and 29 Knuts in a Sickle, meaning there are 493 Knuts to a Galleon" (obviously!)

Only in the United Kingdom though! If you see prices like that elsewhere, it just means there is, at the risk of using offensive language, a loony. (Which is a Canadian coin worth one dollar, but only in Canada.)

It looks like you want to browse the internet with Chrome. Would you like help? Maybe try Edge? Please?

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Re: To be fair...

I think I still get told by Google on my work computer (at home currently) that I would be better off using Chrome, but that is in Internet Explorer so I think even Microsoft is calling that fair.

Facebook's cool with sharing the President's nonsense on its mega-platform – but don't you dare mention 'unionize' in its Workplace app

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Re: Testing

Well, you probably can't use the term "non-unionized" either.

Logitech G915 TKL: Numpad-free mechanical keyboard clicks all the right boxes

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Re: Sounds excellent all round

"No keypad" as a feature? Where we're going, we don't... count?

In one or more "Latin" languages, the word for "keyboard" is something like "teclado". If that really sounds like it does in my head (like somebody typing), that has to be something to do with it...??

Have I Been Pwned breach report email pwned entire firm's helldesk ticket system

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Re: Now, tell us, Troy

Are you really in "Today's Ten Thousand" people who learn something that we thought "everyone" knew?

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/327:_Exploits_of_a_Mom

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1053:_Ten_Thousand

(10000 is estimated from U.S. population and birth rate. In fact we should call it... 10000. Or how could we link to the comic?)

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Re: Now, tell us, Troy

If HIBP went with ':--oopsie then there may have been no problem.

I'm in two minds whether this incident is funny or very irresponsible. I suppose if it was my data deleted then I wouldn't be in doubt.

Kinda goes without saying, but shore up your admin passwords or be borged by this brute-forcing botnet

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Is any site too small? If only to recruit you into performing the next distributed attack.

Sometime really I should improve my password for this forum. It's left over from much more innocent days.

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Re: My sympathies

I wonder what his password is? ca$hlarry maybe? :-)

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Re: Nasty

A home IP address may change from day to day. Even a business one. Or it could be your boss's PC. You can't block every IPv4 address, there aren't enough anyway.

If Daddy doesn't want me to touch the buttons, why did they make them so colourful?

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Re: Can't remember where I saw this...

Internet Speculative Fiction Database usually would know any title, but nothing that sounds right comes up. (Note that 'worlds war' does not elicit "The War of the Worlds".)

http://www.isfdb.org/cgi-bin/index.cgi

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Re: But I didn't touch nuthin!

"As the actress said to the bishop."

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Re: But I didn't touch nuthin!

Engaged indeed. Back in the day, if you reached out and did all that then you "had" to get married. ;-)

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Re: Many years ago...

A wall-mounted trouser press that doesn't turn off when it overheats shouldn't be managed, but removed. And did you see a trouser press? No? Just as well!

That's my guess; what's yours?

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Re: I'll just leave this here.

Out of interest, how much coverage of, we'll, right now, any country's politics does your "Bull Guard" allow to be viewed? Since a very high proportion surely will be evaluated as Bull.

Trump's Make Space Great Again video pulled after former 'naut says: Nope

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Re: That's a cheap-ass looking hat he's hawking.

Well, if there's still a shortage of toilet paper by then...

There's always a coronavirus angle these days: Honor intros new smartphone with built-in temperature sensor

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Re: Is it really the first?

That may or may not be different from an accurate temperature measurement device, you saw it I didn't. And the new product is a "consumer" model. The Caterpillar is a tough, workshop, "handy if you misplaced your hammer" model.