* Posts by Robert Carnegie

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A tiny typo in an automated email to thousands of customers turns out to be a big problem for legal

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For efficient business communication, make sure you use the right sword?

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Re: I don't understand

Due to another typo and equal opportunities, they had to hire the only applicant :-)

Actually it worked out because he was an experienced onager :-)))

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Re: The best typos, of course...

I was looking at that the other day. Guess what his retirement present was. ;-) (Seven years later though!)

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Re: A small percentage of the blame should go to the other RDBMS creators...

Little My is the only (other) one I've heard of. If I'm thinking of the right character, I would call her a little...... difficult.

I suppose that paradoxes are thematic for a Finnish startup... and I think "Paradox" was taken.

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Re: A small percentage of the blame should go to the other RDBMS creators...

Pronounce it Kerko or Cherko. Probably not correct, but it makes it the other person's problem.

At least you're not answering the phone for Siemens in Staines. (Apocryphal?)

A lightbulb moment comes too late to save a mainframe engineer's blushes

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Re: There's two more rules, actually...

An explanation offered to me was on lines that it's more complicated with actors. An actor typically isn't a gun expert and therefore isn't given any responsibility or freedom to check whether the thing in their hand may go bang. They have to trust the specialist, and the specialist, of course, must not trust the actor. A corollary is that almost always, the thing in an actor's hand must not be an actual go bang thing.

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Re: I’m sure a lesser techie would have sussed that in a flash

We had an issue today... some software I may have written in let's say 2016 stopped working. A database grew, not mine guv, filled up the server disk drive. Shouldn't have happened, shouldn't have been made my problem, should have been spotted earlier... and I'm pretty sure that the same system failed before, pretty much the same way.

Swiss lab's rooftop demo shows sunlight and air can make fuel

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Re: "... because of all the sand which is there"

I would suggest a Roomba or twenty built by the people who make the robot carts that are sent to Mars. They do okay on sand.

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Re: "... because of all the sand which is there"

If seven maids with seven mops swept it for half a year, do you suppose that's time enough that they could get it clear?

There's only one cure for passive-aggressive Space Invader bosses, and that's more passive aggression

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Some comics by John Byrne in a "near future" setting appeared to have standard male formal dress with a "tie", a broad vertical line anyway, printed on your shirt front.

Or the style here. http://majorspoilers.com/2018/01/14/retro-review-danger-unlimited-1-february-1994/

The Ministry of Silly Printing: But I don't want my golf club correspondence to say 'UNCLASSIFIED' at the bottom

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Re: Shared printers

They had that in "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" - the film - IIRC the eccentric father has invented a candy whistle and there is a jolly song about "Toot Sweets".

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Re: different controlling authorities on the one site

So which half did they remove?

Windows 10 2004 is nearing the end of the road. Time for a Windows 11 upgrade?

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Windows 10 maintained till 2025?

But is that free maintenance for all users until 2025? Old system support has come expensive before now.

AMD reveals an Epyc 50 flaws – 23 of them rated high severity. Intel has 25 bugs, too

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Re: unauthorized SPI ROM modification.

I've not got straight how this works - whether it is EEPROM (a bug in your CPU can be permanently patched) or RAM (the OS has to load a patch into RAM on the CPU to replace ROM, every boot time). This report should help, but it doesn't?

Microsoft engineer fixes enterprise-level Chromium bug students could exploit to cheat in online tests

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Evidently, the situation is an exam room where you use the college or company's own PC and it does not allow a different browser or a command prompt. Running "Windows 10 S" probably. ;-)

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The Java programming test I sat was multiple choice. I random marked questions on areas that I hadn't studied and I assumed that it was graded accordingly. I passed, just, on the knowledge that I did have - and on random mark bonuses.

FBI spams thousands with fake infosec advice after 'software misconfiguration'

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Joke

Unjust!

Casting aspersions. :-)

Truck, sweet truck: Volvo's Chinese owner unveils methanol/electric truck with bathroom and kitchen

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Re: Zelazny

I'm not sure if I really appreciate the work of Roger Zelazny, because I gather that pieces he was proudest of are ones that I don't like so much. I enjoyed "Coils" and his "Nine Princes in Amber" series about the curious cosmic city Amber, and I believe he wrote the Amber books strictly for money. That said, "all the Sounds of Fear" and "Repent, Harlequin" are by Harlan Ellison, aren't they?

"The Doors of His Face, The Lamps of His Mouth" obviously is a fishing story set on and in the mighty oceans on Venus. ...Okay.

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Science fiction novel "Coils" (1982) by Roger Zelazny and Fred Saberhagen had this. And different scenes with homicidally inclined machinery, but someone was making that happen... And in the book, the trucks are self-driving and convoying around a "near future" United States: the hero stops one for a necessary getaway. It's explained that the drivers' union insisted on cabs with living accommodation and a bed even if they didn't have to get out of it... or get into it. There is nobody in the truck cabs except for our hitchhiker. (They're not on strike, just unnecessary. Point noted that this is doubtful.) He goes to bed with the truck in motion, and wakes up when the trucks encounter teenagers jumping out in front of them for the fun of making them brake, which is a thing in this setting.

Google's Pixel 6 fingerprint reader is rubbish because of 'enhanced security algorithms'

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Re: Fail

I expect a lot of people aren't really testing the "don't let in the wrong person" part.

Historically, consumer products have been casual in this area, you hear of car manufacturers that produced hundreds of different models, millions of cars sold, ten different keys if you're lucky.

Super-rare wooden Apple 1 hand built by Jobs and Wozniak goes to auction

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Half of the work force that built it have subsequently died.

Two non-Gtk Linux desktops have put out new versions

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It says here LXQt is now at version 1.0. What will they do when it gets to 0?

If your apps or gadgets break down on Sunday, this may be why: Gpsd bug to roll back clocks to 2002

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Re: Doomsday

I mean, it puzzles me somewhat that the NHS, the hospitals and doctors, are speaking authoritatively about vegetables in cans that could be but apparently aren't poisonous.

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Re: Doomsday

Asda tinned red kidney beans, online, says "Check product is piping hot before serving." But they basically always say that. NHS says on the following link that tinned beans are already safely cooked. It says if not, DO NOT SLOW COOK.

https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/eat-well/beans-and-pulses-nutrition/

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Re: Can someone please clarify what the article doesn't?

I infer that "turning it off and on again" is not a fix.

Apparently it's slightly like defining a count of weeks since week zero as a 9 bits number instead of 10 bits, so week 512 is read as week 0, week 513 is read as week 1, and so on. It was meant to run up to week 1023, and it will.

The software needs to be updated from time to time anyway, to redefine which week numbers relate to a recent past "week 0" - let's say W > 500 relates to the actual last week 0, and 0 <= W <= 500 is counting from the NEXT week 0.

Anything that I've just said may be wrong.

Say what you see: Four-letter fun on a late-night support call

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Re: What's The Password?

Excuse me looking up the supposed academic paper example that went something like:

A complicated mathematical paper.[1]

[1] Thanks to Colleague X for translating this paper.[2]

[2] Thanks to Colleague X for translating the previous footnote.[3]

[3] Thanks to Colleague X for translating the previous footnote.

And it stops there, but shouldn't it go on? And on and :-)

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I sneaked in in the evening and read it in peace :-)

(Perhaps I misunderstood the title)

NASA advised to study up on what open source, free software, and permissive licenses actually mean

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If it's true, I think it won't apply to taking existing "open source software" or other third party software and modifying it to meet NASA's requirement. Exactly how it won't apply, may be tricky. Open source software is copyrighted by all the authors, I suppose, the catch being that any contribution into an OSS project also is licensed for anyone to use. Being copyrighted means that users do have to abide by the licence conditions.

And presumably, U.S. government data can be legally secret. That may be not relevant, but I would assume that the Hubble Space Telescope for instance has a secret password so you can't just remote control it for fun.

Ex-org? Not at all! Three and a half years after X.Org Server 1.20, 1.21 is released

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Re: Xscreensaver

Well, screen savers are pretty but basically useless today such as for protecting your screen... and given the rich variety of pranks discussed here to play on a work colleague five seconds after they leave their keyboard unlocked, relying on a screen saver to protect you is imprudent.

Trojan Source attack: Code that says one thing to humans tells your compiler something very different, warn academics

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So is this hack's name "Trojan Source" or does it have a specific name, or is it looking for one? There come to mind:

MADDOG

ARDNASSAC but that is probably a tiny village in Perthshire or Provence, I haven't decided which.

How to keep a support contract: Make the user think they solved the problem

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WONTFIX

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Re: thorough vacuuming removed enough cat hair...

Yes, the proportion of actual cat inside the hair can be surprisingly less.

Mum had a hat that was pretty hard to distinguish from a sleeping cat on her bed, you could be dealing with either or maybe you had two of them. The hat wasn't made of cat shedding though, but if I follow you, it's feasible.

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Re: It can happen

Solder actually is liquid anyway atomically, if you stand your desktop PC towerwise then after a few months the stuff starts to ooze out the bottom side. Turn the PC other way up once a month and you should be all right. Pass it on.

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TAB and SHIFT+TAB itym, and I have to use some products where it doesn't work. And some where these keys do transport you around the battlefield but not in a rational order of places where you get to.

Analogue tones of a ZX Spectrum Load set to ride again via podcast project

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Re: I was there...

"BASICODE" was an "agnostic" format. A very limited dialect of BASIC to run on many home computers. The BASICODE 2 "tape" sounded like BBC data without the (?) 256 byte chunks, and I could save a listing from BBC Micro, but ZX Spectrum would only load from the tape - and of course you had to load a BASICODE loader first.

Software Freedom Conservancy sues TV maker Vizio for 'GPL infringement'

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Re: It's a trap !

I just use paper labels and transparent tape on plugs. It should work on switches too.

I've never really worked out the light switch upstairs at my sister's. One switch is hall light, one is bathroom light, one I have no clue, I just randomly switch until I do what I wanted to do. Then I wash my hands. ;-)

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Re: It's a trap !

I bought a TV ("Technika") which can record TV onto USB memory. But it only plays back on the TV itself, not on VLC software for instance. Does your TV have those functions? Also I can watch "radio" but cannot record it.

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Re: It's a trap !

I think that safety would demand that you can get to the electric socket and unplug the appliance. Having said that, some of my sockets have a large amount of stuff standing in front of them.

Florida man accused of breaking Mastodon's open-source license with botched social network launch

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He doesn't even own much. Including stuff that has his name on it.

Apparently he isn't often referred to as a real estate molehill, and I'd like that to change.

Nobody cares about DAB radio – so let's force it onto smart speakers, suggests UK govt review

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Re: Niche?

Some DAB is mono. BBC radio does music, properly. Commercial radio does advertisements. But if you're happy with "internet radio", that's fine.

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Re: "It ain't what you don't know that gets you in trouble..."

What you don't need to know: https://www.bbc.co.uk/reception/help-guides/dab/what-is-dab-radio

DAB is "radio", audio broadcast as a digitised signal. There are at least dozens of stations, mostly playing pop music, but also classical, jazz, "Asian", and also talky stations. News, sport, BBC does a lot of drama and comedy. I have an earphones receiver about the size of a 10 cigarette pack, and others.

DAB+ is an upgrade, but a lot of receivers don't have it. I think at the moment we're being sold DAB+ receivers while a DAB service is operating. One factor that I think they improved is compatibility if taking your radio to a different country. This happens less when most of us are on one island, but it's nice to have.

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"Playlist" is not supposed to be the only music that a station plays... I think. Just that presenters / producers are expected to include many selections from the playlist.

"The same five songs all day long" is not an actual mission statement!

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Re: I tried DAB but it didn't let me sleep

I have a little card hung over the display of the DAB radio by my bed. This isn't the alarm clock, it is one that I turn on to mutter unintelligibly at me if I can't sleep. Which I want. If I turn it up, I get BBC Radio 4 or World Service.

I had another DAB as alarm clock, along with a radio controlled clock, but the DAB stopped alarming. After factory reset, it seemed to behave, but I'd already bought a secondhand FM alarm with dock for an Apple phone model which no longer exists and which I've never owned. So that DAB is sort of sitting around. So is a ridiculously large one which also plays CDs. I actually listen to a couple of expensive big ones from Pure that record onto SD card if I want them to, and a matchbox-ish one that I wear on a neck cord with earphones. And to TV.

Microsoft under fire again from open-source .NET devs: Hot Reload feature pulled for sake of Visual Studio sales

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"Open source" and "We've decided" does not fit well together. But literally, "Open source" just means "You can read the source code". Not to, you know, use it.

Microsoft emits more Win 11 fixes for AMD speed issues and death by PowerShell bug

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Re: Pining for the old school

Essentially not, if I tell it to "move" D:\Robert into D:\Robert\Carnegie ... I don't want it to COPY files and fill the disk. Arguably, I haven't given it a legal instruction at all: if Carnegie is a sub folder of Robert, and then I move Robert inside Carnegie ... now where is Carnegie?

The "best" outcome would be that D:\Robert remains, and D:\Robert\Carnegie remains, and the rest of it is in D\Robert\Carnegie\Robert including in D:\Robert\Carnegie\Robert\Carnegie .

But it sounds like D:\Robert\Carnegie\Robert\Carnegie\Robert\Carnegie\Robert\Carnegie is happening?

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Re: Upgrade?

"Retry" is the kindest pick out of "Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail".

For now I'll "Ignore" Windows 11.

Ubuntu 21.10 brings GNOME 40 debut and a focus on devs

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Re: I think the numbers speak for themselves...

You want to install application software and have it working. Snap simplifies this process. That looks all right to me.

Microsoft unveils Android apps for Windows 11 (for US users only)

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Re: is this new?

Not my expertise, but I'd guess that an Android app doesn't know what Windows Hello is. Probably it will work with a Windows password management program though. And it would be for a bank to decide to publish its Android software through Amazon as well as through Google, it is mainly just a different file server providing the same files, but if they don't then I don't know why... is it inconsistent with other activities of Amazon? Amazon does do a credit card, or one that says Amazon on it.

Or, you could use the bank's web site.

Canon makes 'all-in-one' printers that refuse to scan when out of ink, lawsuit claims

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Re: Fax

I understand there's an ITU standard (if you've got it at both ends) that allows the sender to set a password on a fax. The receiving machine evidently holds the fax in memory until an authorised person inputs the password, then it is printed or whatever. I hope that if the receiver doesn't do passwords then the fax isn't sent, but I didn't get that deep into it.

Or I think someone mentioned a method that I've used with sensitive information by fax - phone the authorised recipient and agree that in, say, five minutes from now, or in sixty seconds, I will be sending the fax and they should be at their machine to watch it come out.

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It seems almost cheaper for Canon to fix the problem. To enable scanning and faxing when out of ink.

Or to give out free non-working dummy ink cartridges that turn off the "no ink" sensor but that possibly activate another "don't print" behaviour.