* Posts by fidodogbreath

1600 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Sep 2009

Microsoft unveils swappable SSDs for Surface Pro 7+ but 'strongly discourages' users from upping their capacity

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The only thing unsupported is their Q2 revenue

"Installing a non-Microsoft or a Microsoft SSD of different volume than the one provided originally may lead to reduced performance and unsupported configurations upgrade revenue for Microsoft."

FTFY

Federal Reserve falls over in massive hours-long tech outage, knocks down US inter-bank transfer system

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Total Inability To Support Usury Processes

€121,000 YOGA Book Android is 'priced right' says Lenovo

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Re: Out of stock or sold out?

It's the invisible middle finger of the market.

'It's where the industry is heading': LibreOffice team working on WebAssembly port

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Re: So instead of 125Meg to run a basic wordprocessor it will now be 500Meg plus..

Altair Basic...wasnt that about 3.5K? Ouch. So you could not afford the 4K EPROM then. I think they were about $60 S-100 cards.

It was an academic lab project: build the computer, make it do something. The EPROM was for wimps, we were told; toggling in BASIC would toughen us up.

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Re: So instead of 125Meg to run a basic wordprocessor it will now be 500Meg plus..

"32K?!? We used to dream about having 32K! We barely had 8K in our MITS Altair. And every time it got unplugged we had to toggle in BASIC from a fuzzy 7th-generation Xerox copy of a mimeograph. But it was a computer to us!"

Sadly, the above is actually true. And I'm not even at retirement age yet...

Dev creeped out after he fired up Ubuntu VM on Azure, was immediately approached by Canonical sales rep

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Why do you think that Microsoft bought LinkedIn for $26 billion if it wasn't to mine your information and used it to sell products and services to you?

Now LinkedIn prompts you to map out about who reports to whom in your company. Presumably, they want to ensure that they're whoring sharing the private info of actual Decision Makers to their premium subscribers and other "partners."

Criminal charges against Autonomy's Lynch will never be dropped, even if extradition bid fails, says lawyer

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Leo Apotheker was HP CEO at the time; the Autonomy acquisition was his brainwave.

Forget about an AI stealing your job, even pigs can be trained to use computers

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Re: Are pigs hard to train or not?

the main reason pigs were replaced by dogs when it comes to hunting truffles is that dogs won't eat them.

Wait...there's something dogs won't eat?

Salesforce: Forget the ping-pong and snacks, the 9-to-5 working day is just so 2019, it's over and done with

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Big Brother

NewSpeak

Immersive spaces == soul-destroying cube farms and open-plan bullpens

"It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."

-- George Orwell, 1984

Someone tried to poison a Florida city by hijacking its water treatment plant via TeamViewer, says sheriff

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Re: For the love of the wee man

the hacker increased sodium hydroxide from 100 parts per million to 11,100 parts per million and then left

Equally as concerning as the internet exposure is that the plant-control software accepted a dangerously high input level. Is there no range checking for safe levels?

Humble Apple Pie: Cupertino sweetens pot to get its DTK prototype machines returned after developer backlash

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Re: Globally, Apple didn't do bad on this

Apple has a long, proud tradition of doing the right thing only after all other options have been exhausted.

Ring, Ring, why don't you give me a call? Amazon-owned doorbells aren’t answering after large-scale outage

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Re: This is awful!

Just checked. My $25 hardwired doorbell from a big-box home store continues to work perfectly.

Chrome zero-day bug that is actively being abused by bad folks affects Edge, Vivaldi, and other Chromium-tinged browsers

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"actively being abused by bad folks"

Maybe they're just good folks who sometimes do bad things.

/s

Countless emails wrongly blocked as spam after Cisco's SpamCop failed to renew domain name at the weekend

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Facepalm

The Spamcop blurb will likely become a future "Who, me?" submission.

In wake of Apple privacy controls, Facebook mulls just begging its iOS app users to let it track them over the web

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Re: "Ask app not to track"?

Apps caught tracking after users decline can be removed from the app store.

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Re: Shameless

I have actually deleted the facebook and messenger apps from my phone, this whole saga was just one too many for me.

Don't forget the zillions of third-party apps that have the Facebook SDK (plus other "analytics" and adtech tracker SDKs) embedded.

I have caught numerous apps -- including "ad-free" premium versions that I paid money for -- phoning home to FB, Google, and others at every launch and constantly during use. This includes apps that have no login or account functionality, so it's not due to the presence of "sign in with $SOCIAL_PARASITE."

There's no 'I' in Teams so Microsoft issues 6-month warning for laggards still on Skype for Business Online

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Re: If you think Teams is bad...

...try stepping in a steaming pile of Webex.

O Jabber, where art thou?

Apple emits emergency iOS security updates while warning holes may have been exploited in wild by hackers

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Re: Never thought I'd see the day

One of the Reg columnists (Dabbsy, IIRC) once mentioned a co-worker who looked at his watch to read a text message but took out his phone to check the time.

Decade-old bug in Linux world's sudo can be abused by any logged-in user to gain root privileges

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Re: How is this possible?

I wonder how long the TLAs have known about this.

I was targeted by North Korean 0-day hackers using a Visual Studio project, vuln hunter tells El Reg

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Trust but verify

A vulnerability broker he had known for a while and trusted

It's probably not a great idea to trust someone who is effectively a black-market international arms dealer. Like so many internet transactions, Mr. Corfield was not paying for this zero-day so he was probably the product.

Microsoft Edge goes homomorphic: Nobody will see your credentials... but you'll need to sign in to use it

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"allowing one to perform calculations on encrypted data without decrypting it first."

I understand the concept. I also understand that encryption and security in general are often incorrectly implemented, and that Microsoft doesn't exactly have a spotless record in that regard.

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neither Microsoft nor miscreants-in-the-middle can read a user's credentials

Says Microsoft.

If my calculations are correct, when Google Chrome hits version 88, you're gonna see some serious... security

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Re: More security - less security

PiHole FTW.

US backs down from slapping import taxes on French goods over Macron's web giant tax

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Re: Unfair?

So paying taxes on the money you make is unfair now?

Only for rich people and corporations. Regular schlubs are sent to prison if we don't pay.

Lay down your souls to the gods of rock 'n' roll: Conspiracy theorists' 5G 'vaccine' chip schematic is actually for a guitar pedal

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Black Helicopters

One can't help but wonder where the input / output jacks and knobs will be placed when these are installed in humans. Because the knobs are really "how they control you."

I'm not personally a fan of the Metal Zone; it's harsh, buzzy, overly loud, and generally unpleasant to listen to. However, that's a pretty apt description of 5G anti-vaxx conspiracy types, so I can see why they chose it. Pity that Boss pedals are not true bypass.

Judge rules Corellium iOS research app 'fair use' in slap to Apple

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Apple doesn't like it when third parties make them look bad by reporting serious bugs.Trying to block research tools is one way to prevent that from happening.

US Department of Homeland Security warns American business not to use Chinese tech or let data behind the Great Firewall

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No, it's totally different when WE do it

Among the risks mentioned are “[...] surveillance and tracking of regime critics...”

Um, like this?

'Best tech employer of the year' threatened trainee with £15k penalty fee for quitting to look after his sick mum

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Re: "top business and technology professionals"

Sad thing is, they still might be the 'best tech employer of the year.' It's a comparison; the "winner" just needs to be slightly less-terrible than the rest.

$900bn coronavirus stimulus bill includes $600 for most Americans, $50 in monthly internet subsidies, $1.9bn to help rid the US of Huawei kit

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Risky business

the latest in a series of measures designed to wean rural carriers off so-called "high-risk" kit

Like SolarWinds?

UK firm NOW: Pensions tells some customers a 'service partner' leaked their data all over 'public software forum'

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From the warning issued to customers, it's hard to grasp the scale of the problem.

Well, they have to consider the stock price, don't they?

If they do elaborate, it will no doubt be the usual corporate newspeak; i.e., the issue affected "a small number of users," AKA "all of them."

Buggy chkdsk in Windows update that caused boot failures and damaged file systems has been fixed

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It's actually "chuckdisk" now, and is working as designed.

SolarWinds releases known attack timeline, new data suggests hackers may have done a dummy run last year

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Pot, kettle, etc.

Czech security shop Avast issued a warning that up to three million Chrome and Edge users could have been infected with malware hidden in browser extensions.

Well, sure; their browser security experts have a lot of experience with software that violates user trust.

Google Mail outage: Did you see that error message last night? Why the 'account does not exist' response is a worry

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Several years ago I stopped using freemail accounts for anything important.

Privacy aside, I find Google in general (and Gmail in particular) to be unstrustworthy because Google can algorithmically terminate any account at any time. You're left with essentially no recourse if that happens.

Screw that.

'Long-standing vulns' in 5G protocols open the door for attacks on smartphone users

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Re: Astonishing

It seems that software development in particular is mostly conducted without any discipline at all.

Indeed. Hanlon's Razor also comes to mind: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

Admittedly, "never" is a bit strong, because malice should never be completely off the table; but in a world where "I messed with it for a few minutes on jsfiddle" is considered to be both development and testing, stupidity should never be off the table either.

[edit: typo]

Log right in, the water's fine, whispers Microsoft as it adds autofill to Authenticator app

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Sticky Password lets you choose between using a local share that you control or their cloud for syncing between devices.

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Hmm...give Microsoft all my passwords?

Nope.

Whistleblowers have come to us alleging spy agency wrongdoing, says UK auditor IPCO

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Holmes

NSS

Not shocked, Sherlock.

Useful quantum computers will be impossible without error correction. Good thing these folks are working on it

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Re: photonic cat qubit

Yes boss, half of my code may have worked before lunch but I'm not sure now.

That seems to be the approach at Microsoft.

It's not just the economy and bad management messing with Kmart - ransomware crews are there too

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Buried the lede

The real story was that K-Mart still exists. I mean, who knew?

Remember Ask Jeeves? It's still alive, kinda, and Google seems keen to show it the door once and for all

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Re: Resets the home page? Installs browser toolbar?

Whoa, did I fall through a time-warp back to 2003 or something?

Alta Vista is still a thing, too. Well, sorta; it redirects to Yet Another Hierarchically Organized Oracle.

Now if you'll pardon me, I have to add some more dancing baloneys, rotating text and sparkly cursor trails to my Geocities home page. It looks incredible at 800x600 in IE6!

Happy silver jubilee to JavaScript, king of the web at 25 and still hanging on to its crown, for now

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Re: Good news and bad news

Bad news : JavaScript allows almost anybody to program for the web.

The JavaScript ain't done 'til the fan starts to run.

The nightmare is real: 'Excel formulas are the world's most widely used programming language,' says Microsoft

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Re: Makes sense

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Glastonbury hippy shop Hemp in Avalon rapped for spouting 'plandemic' pseudoscience

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Re: Sums up the current state of things...

fact check in a matter seconds all from the comfort of your own house, yet utter bollocks & mental gymnastics of the highest order proliferate

Indeed. Sadly, most anti-mask (and anti-vax, -5G, -climate, etc) people that I've met sincerely believe that they have researched and fact-checked their positions.

If I ask about how they vetted the credibility of sources or accuracy of the research that they cite, I get a lot of conspiracy mumbo jumbo about how any source that contradicts their preconceived view cannot be trusted because reasons (financial interest, global conspiracy, etc).

If I ask about whether they are aware of confirmation bias, I get the head shake that indicates that they consider me completely in the thrall of the conspiracy or whatever, and thus irredeemable.

And every single one of them is allowed to vote....

Scotch eggs ascend to the 'substantial meal' pantheon as means to pop to pub for a pint during pernicious pandemic

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Re: My home made scotch eggs are a substantial meal.

I'll have the Scotch egg...but just bring me the Scotch, and hold the egg.

As if Productivity Score wasn't creepy enough, Microsoft has patented tech for 'meeting quality monitoring devices'

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And if that doesn't worry attendees, how about some more metrics to measure how focused a person is? Are they taking care of emails, messaging or enjoying a surf of the internet when they should be paying attention to the speaker?

I do those things during IRL meetings...

Arecibo Observatory brings forward 'controlled demolition' plans by collapsing all by itself

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There was a Gofundme for stray cats at Arecibo; maybe we should have started one for maintenance, too.

Italian competition watchdog slaps Apple with €10m fine over allegedly misleading iPhone waterproofing claims

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Saline seawater is markedly worse for a phone than, say, the liquid in your toilet bowl.

Hm, not so sure about that...

Amazon's ad-hoc Ring, Echo mesh network can mooch off your neighbors' Wi-Fi if needed – and it's opt-out

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Re: So... want to pay Amazon to spy on you?

Anyone naive enough to purchase Amazon spy devices and install them in/on their home will probably think this is just grand. I mean, "they wouldn't be allowed to do it if it wasn't safe, right?"

[sent from my Alexa- and Ring-free home]

Marketers for an Open Web ask UK competition watchdog to block launch of Google's anti-tracking Privacy Sandbox

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Alien

Re: I'm not a Chrome User

All your browser are belong to us. Make your time.

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Someone keeps trying to use my long-dormant but still existing Gmail address to sign up for dating sites and casino loyalty programs. Maybe one day I'll turn off my ad blocker and see what effect that has had.

Or not.

[edit] PS: +1 for disengooglement.