* Posts by Paul_Murphy

707 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Sep 2009

Thai floods derail Hadron-colliding antimatter boffinry

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Joke

Alternative data storage organisations

CERN & NSA -> All the data never gets seen again.

CERN & Google -> Google gets to index the raw structure of the universe - what could go wrong?

CERN & Amazon -> You now get recommendations from Amazon on what elementary particle other people have been using.

CERN & NASA -> the data gets translated into imperial format and then gets lost.

CERN & Mirosoft -> ooh where to start.. Microsoft offer to reformat the data, and from then on you need a succession of patches to read the data.

CERN & Apple -> The data gets formatted to make it look really pretty, but no-one else can read it.

hmm - who am I missing?

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BOFH: Dawn raid on Fort BOFH

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Re: Where's the...

Keep up at the back there!

It's implied re the bus - they _could_ walk the two miles, or they could take the bus, which is a BOFH youth-anism for finding someone to inspect the underside of the bus before they take early retirement.

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Seagate strikes trillion bit HAMR blow

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Re: FAIL

But it gets results - I let them know about the following sentance:

>it will take 20 times longer to read an entire 60TB drive than a 3B drive

And it's still there long after the obvious one has been sorted.

How big is a 3B drive I wonder?

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Met plod will use 1980s software to police Olympics

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Not that easy

>Well, if you had arrested people _in the progress of a crime_, you wouldn't need to view t

In todays society you need proof to get a conviction - just arresting someone and then expecting 'I saw him do it' to hold up in court just doesn't happen.

LOHAN's fantastical flying truss menaces kiddies

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Re: Quit launching balloons?

>n fact how many accidents have happened with something falling out of the sky let alone from a balloon?

There you go:

http://www.bookmice.net/darkchilde/japan/balloon.html

Though of course it wasn't really an accident.

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Joke

Re: Wildlife?

Until they start earning - yes.

What do you think they are - ornaments?

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Apple Store staff outnumber queues as new iPad goes on sale

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I have just read up on him, he has aspergers, likes Apple products a lot and goes to apple in-store tutorials since he has finished school - so apple is where he is learning now.

We wants to work at Apple some day

Good luck to him.

LOHAN to straddle meaty titanium rod

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gyro?

Would a gyroscope on the truss stop it from spinning, or at least control it a bit?

It would be good to take some video of the departure of LOHAN from the truss - maybe a prism mounted to see above the rail?

You _could_ mount LOHAN like a PIAT round, ie with a great big spring. That way even if the rocket doesn't fire you can get a launch.

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Pub landlady's footie sat-TV battle moves law's goal posts

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Re: Everything?

Not that I agree with any of this stupidity* but:

If you have two cameras, one operated by the (say) BBC and the other by (say) SKY, both capturing the same 'action' on the field you can see where this legal distinction is coming from.

The BBC feed, free of logos and other branding can be sent out to all and sundry and no-one has to pay to be a fan.

The Sky camera puts loads of logos, advertising, commentary and other value added (!) services to the event.

The Sky feed is 'theirs' so they can say who sees it and how much to charge. The BBC feed is harder to brand since there are no logos or other identifying stuff to get in the way.

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*if the broadcasters were interested in pleasing fans then they should make viewing the sport easier, not harder and more expensive

LOHAN's fantastical flying truss takes to the air

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Re: Balsa Launcher Out Weighs Just Ordinary Balloons

No, of course not - just as in real life (tm) they're bound to use straps.

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Here's my idea.

You want a vertical truss? simple - construct a horizontal triangle, attach a balloon to each corner, attach a wire from each corner of the triangle to a corner of the truss.

Dangle a weight from the bottom of the truss.

You could also have a cable from each corner of the bottom of the truss to the triangle to stop the bottom swinging - though news items mentioning LOHANs swinging bottom might be worth reading.

The triangle will have to be large enough to allow LOHAN to pass between the orbs of course.

OR

Similar to above but with one (or more) balloon(s) mounted above the triangle. truss could then be angled as needed by tightening one of the lower wires (bottom of truss to triangle).

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Jupiter and Venus get cozy in revealing late-night display

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Really clear last night

Hopefully the same will be true tonight, but the whole week is forecast to be cloudy so we'll miss the live show and have to imagine it using stellarium.

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That steady diet of EastEnders is turning her into a shrew

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Joke

Re: "Study shows soap operas trigger aggression in women"

>So all Reg readers are male. QED

Yes - it's in the terms and conditions when you set up an account.

I believe the previous moderator enforced that rule, but I'm not aware of any enforcement action under the new leadership.

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Re: Makes my blood boil

Well at least video games requires a little inter-action, you're not just sitting there, though I could hardly call solitaire a workout games like skyrim can demand some concentration..

We tend to turn the sound off when the adverts start - something my 6 year old thinks is fun ('silly adverts!')

My wife doesn't watch soaps, but watches weight-loss and surgery documentaries instead - that's when it isn't a horror film or similar.

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Ten... in-car gadgets and accessories

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Re: A squishy stig?

Agreed, there is also the speedview HUD (which shows your speed on a HUD!) which is rather useful, no end of cameras for recording the road ahead and/or the cabin on the car. There are also reversing sensor kits for those cars without them.

I also have a bluetooth OBD plug as well, and an android app called 'torque' just in case.

It doesn't have to be about satnavs and phones.

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Angry Birds in spaaaaace beamed to fandroids by NASA

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Re: Re All

>d) i personally like a bit of angry turds whilst on the bog

Now that sounds like an interesting games concept.

Except the cleaning up afterwards anyway <yuk>

:-)

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Nuke clock incapable of losing time chimes with boffins

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Re: What on earth is a Jedward?

A modern method of quantifying 'waste of space'fulness, as in:

Big Brother = 8 jedwards

Celebrity Get me out of here = 10 jedwards

The Catholic Church = ...

well you get the idea.

Anonymous takes down Vatican website

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Re: Ah. The Vatican. A mysognist business that is a registered charity.

I did thanks (http://www.boer-war.com/Details2nd/Camps.html) and it confirms my position that the camps in the Boer war cannot be compared to the Nazi camps - if Hitler had a commission to investigate his camps their findings would almost certainly result in worse conditions for the inmates.

The reasons behind the Boer war camps were fundamentally different, the main area of failure was in the implementation.

Anyway - enough Godwinning.

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Re: Ah. The Vatican. A mysognist business that is a registered charity.

>You do know that the term "concentration camp" was first used in relation to the British

> concentration camps in South Africa during the Boer War

Very true, but I suspect that British concentration camps and those run by the Nazis are not comparable.

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I would suggest

That's it not the n > 0 which people find as morally reprehensible as the organised and systematic hiding of the perpetrators.

If the church had, at every opportunity, expelled and exposed those who they could prove - or that they felt needed external police forces to prove - were guilty of child abuse then I'm sure people would have (more) respect for them, regardless of their religious standpoint.

As it is I think I can hardly be alone in believing that the church (and, to be honest, religion in general) no longer has a place in the world.

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SUPERCOMPUTER vs your computer in bang-for-buck battle

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But

Can you wifes' desktop run crysis?

sorry -- had to :-)

Anyway I would imagine that the bulk of the cost of a HPC is in the design and construction phase since just getting all those components to work together is tricky enough - when you only need to worry about one processor, memory bank and disk drive things aren't as complicated.

Still - it does look as though the industry is passing on the progress to it's users - which is nice.

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Google's Android 'let down' sinks iPad rivals - IDC

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Playbook prices

ye gods:

US prices:

16Gb - $199

32Gb - $245

64Gb - $299

http://store.shopblackberry.com/Product/BlackBerry-PlayBook/PRD-38548-001

Uk prices

16Gb - £399

32Gb - £479

64Gb - £559

http://uk.shopblackberry.com/Product/BlackBerry-PlayBook/PRD-38548-004

Rip-off doesn't do it justice - $299 = £189, not £559

http://www.xe.com/ucc/convert/?Amount=299&From=USD&To=GBP

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Asteroid could SMASH INTO EARTH in 2040

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Re: According to the Telegraph...

Well that's alright then - I was worried there.

So do they mean it's many years away (time), many light years away (distance), or the course will be deflected by (whatever unit they really mean) I wonder?

I'm stopping now, thinking down at that level makes my head hurt.

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If we lived in a Doc EE Smith universe

We'd simply turn on a inertia nullifier and move our planet out of the way.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Powerful, wallet-sized Raspberry Pi computer sells out in SECONDS

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Re: A board?

Yep - When I get a chance to buy one I might try connecting up some batteries and see if I can find a really small hdmi monitor (like this one: http://www.lilliputuk.com/monitors/hdmi/5D-ii/ ) and see how portable it can be - though a 12v battery might be interesting, so maybe not that specific monitor...

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US shuts down Canadian gambling site with Verisign's help

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Re: Threat to World Peace from a Fascist state?

>and I have several American fiends

I think you missed a 'r' out there - or maybe it was a freudian slip :-)

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Re: Re: Re: Any with more info on this?

>I comply with their laws pretty much anyway

How can you tell? - they keep on changing them/ making new laws and making normal/ reasonable activities illegal.

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Don't reform copyright yet, begs publishers' body

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>There is a very natural reluctance to play ball with a policy process which looks like it wants to take your ball away,"

Whose ball? surely the original authors are one thing, but children and other family members, people that buy up the rights, their companies and the like can't all expect to operate under the same rules.

Just look at Disney to see what a too one-sided copyright framework will produce: the original mickey mouse cartoons are still covered I believe?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright_Term_Extension_Act

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Swiss space-cleaning bot grabs flying junk, hurls itself into furnace

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or

What about having a small rail gun on board.

Grapple target, turn it towards earth, or back along it's orbital path, then fire the rail gun.

The impact would slow the target down enough to de-orbit (at some point), and the cleaner-sat can use the momentum gain to send itself to the next target.

Would be a great game.... (tm)

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Orbital speeds are very high, so while a net might seem to be a good idea I doubt in practice one could be made strong enough to absorb the impact of something(s) travelling at high speed - even relative to something that has just got to orbit itself.

Shooting a laser at the target might work if the surface ablates enough to provide some reaction.

Also orbiting a large mass to disrupt the orbits of other objects (hopefully the stuff we still want up there can have their orbits corrected) might be worth investigating.

UK crime-busters knock hiphop site off the Internet

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The home page has changed now.

No threats at all, maybe they have taken notice of the reaction.

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Loads of html errors:

Go here: http://validator.w3.org/

put in the site: http://www.rnbxclusive.com/

It's also interesting that the closest 'threat' to music piracy to be identified as one of SOCAs targets is (http://www.soca.gov.uk/threats/intellectual-property-crime) intellectual property and there is no mention of music.

As with others I feel that my taxes are not being well spent - metal thieves, as well as the more traditional crimes, are more relevant, not music piracy or terrorism.

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>Is downloading a file from a website a criminal offence?

My understanding is no, but making a copy-right protected file available for others to download is.

Of course others such as Cory Doctorow and Jonathon Coulton or Woodie Guthrie have no issues with their files being spread far and wide since it means more fans.

I wonder how long before the mafRIAA try to get downloading a file to be a crime though - you can bet they want it to be.

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Black Ops has best videogame ending ever

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Well..

It is a triumph :-)

ESA's first Vega rocket blasts off without a hitch

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Nice one

Very business-like, countdown proceeds to 0, and it rises like a scorched cat - a very rapid rise.

I'm sure Blaster Bates would have approved.

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iPads seized from shelves by Chinese officials

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Maybe.

But I'm pretty sure that China knows that Apple has a LOT of cash.

I wonder when Apple will be encouraged to by Proview (is it? whoever they are) for a certain figure well above what it's worth.

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Google pushes your buttons in its top strip bar - AGAIN

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Just been trying DDG - they have an SSL version as well (https://duckduckgo.com/ of course) so I think I'll make that my new default (until it dies or something better comes along.)

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Indonesian train roof fare-dodgers given the brush off

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When will they think of the train-strimmer I wonder, just like a car wash, but with rotating knives.

It's probably a good thing I don't work for the Indian railways..

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Scientists weave battery into clothing

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>We have enough power to emit a powerful distress signal or even save a life by

> defibrillating a patient,"

Wow, so a garment with a heart-rate detector and 'power-threads' (tm - I thought of it first!) makes an essential item for the elderly or those with heart problems.

Combine that with a GPS and alert facility and grannys next jumper could be a life-saver.

Neat.

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Analyst touts iPad 'transformer' after CEO confab

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Works in Star Trek..

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Apple vs Amazon in ereader format smackdown

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So the approach to take here is to buy whichever device does what you want at the price you want it, and to make sure that your list of wants includes a file converter to an open standard.

I bought my wife a kindle for Christmas since it suits her needs, but I'll go for a fire or a tablet that can handle epub or another open standard, or lets me run converters to same.

I guess I would argue that with the right converter the format wars disappear.

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New dole system is 'digital by default', like it or not

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Heaven help...

The disabled, those with learning difficulties, people that just can't use a computer - or find the process of using one fearful.

I wonder if there will be people left to actually offer advice, or will the system rely on the claimants knowing what they are entitled to.

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Anonymous hackers leak Scotland Yard-FBI conference call

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Unhappy

good point

>Have you learned to be safer and keep your data safer ? HAVE YOU?

no :-(

and it makes me sad...

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EFF helps MegaUpload users claw legit stuff back from Feds

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Makes no sense to me either.

How can any sort of prosecution go ahead if the supposed infringing files have been deliberately deleted by the people doing the arresting?

Miscarriage of justice doesn't even start to cover it.

To be honest the whole thing stinks of scare-mongering by the copyright-holders, which is worthy of note if this is true:

http://boingboing.net/2012/01/31/the-sky-is-rising-re.html

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Brit pair deported from US for 'destroy America' tweet

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>The pair deserve a Darwin Award

Only if they remove themselves from the gene pool, and I doubt that is the case just yet.

Exactly what sort of real terrorist would use twitter to make threats is anyones guess - as is why, if the security forces are monitoring peoples twitter feeds , they didn't ask for clarification from the poster - that could have cleared things up right away.

Still, could have been worse - if SOPA was enforced for their <i>Family Guy</i> quote they could have been emprisoned or worse...

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Star Trek tractor beam to save Earth from asteroid Armageddon

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Not that I have read the report of course :-)

But I suspect that they are talking about parking a massive object (ie one that has sufficient mass to do the job) near to the NEO and let the gravitational attraction between the two objects pull the NEO away - or towards the sun I suppose, as long as it's going to miss our blue marble.

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I would have thought an embedded ion drive or rocket would be best approach

Soft land on the object with your tail in the 'air' and start pushing.

Rockets are good for lots of sudden thrust, but painful to send all the fuel needed - ion drive is vice-versa.

This approach would be suitable for most kinds of problematic asteroids as long as you can do a sufficiently soft landing.

It gives more control as well I would have thought, unless the object is rotating of course .. hmm I might have to think about that some more I suppose...

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US entertainment lawyer casts doubt on Megaupload case

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Of course there are.

'In short there seems to be an awful lot of perfectly acceptable uses for megaupload.'

That's why this sort of knee-jerk over-reaction; shutting down sites and arresting people is not going to work in the long-term.

It's also the reason so many people are fighting back against SOPA/ACTA and the like, can you imagine how the copy-right dons would behave if they were given even more powers?

Reading Roo'd (http://www.josh.is/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/rood.html) atm, which postulates Disney (and presumably other companies) running it's own copyright armed police. It owns several countries outright which it uses for slave labour and it has no worries about using extreme violence to halt threats to it's business.

Interesting reading.

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And there's the question.

Who are these pirates?

'piracy, under no circumstances, not now, not then, and never in the future has no impact on the sale of the items which are pirated'

Though there are undoubtably people who will copy something and share it on-line, and there are again undoubtably people who will download stuff that is made freely available online - who are these people?

Do they care about the work in question or the money?

Since both side of the equation above do not swap any money it can't be the latter, so it must mean that the people doing the 'pirating' are necessarily people who, on the one side, want people to see this stuff, and on the other side people that want to see the stuff in question.

I put it to you, members of the reg forum reading this, that the MPAA etc. are ignorantly interfering with a very effective publicity and promotion campaign run by people that think the content is worth something.

I further put it to you that a far more effective campaign by the MPAA etc. would be to make the audience of their products share the files as far and wide as possible 'tell your friends, neighbours, people you meet about this' and have a link available for purchasing the official product, make donations or a flattr button.

After all peoples disposable income is fairly fixed - and people will only be spending it on what they feel is worthwhile, if they don't know about your product you're not going to be getting their money.

Or the MPAA can carry on with their 'backed into a corner' approach and we can all point and laugh as they get dragged into the future.

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NAO: British bobbies wasting £80m BlackBerry stash

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OWL

I would like to say that our local police make excellent use of twitter (at least) to let people know what is occurring; traffic problems, (anti) burglary advice, appeals for information etc.

My advice to officers who may have one of these devices is to think outside the box a little and see how you can get your customers/ community more involved with your work.