* Posts by Alexander Graham Bell

3 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Sep 2009

Apple voids warranties over cigarette smoke, users say

Alexander Graham Bell
Coffee/keyboard

Dont knock nicotine

Its a cool poison, that is absorbed through the skin, so why should a tech risk that , as much as i dislike the jobsian utopia , i hate smokers more

PS a strong "Tea" made from a ciggy or two is the best organic pesticide for red spider mite but use gloves and do it out side

mines the keyboard with nicotine stains on !!!!!

Welsh yobs clobbered by cross-dressing cage fighters

Alexander Graham Bell
Pint

Top marks to the Welsh Police

For once they did the right thing and nick the plonkers, rather that arresting the cage fighters for all crimes like being too tall, in possesion of a splendid pair of biceps, soliciting, being armed and danerous (sorry for that one), Heres to natural justice the Darwinian way

Apple sends iPhones into 'Coma Mode'

Alexander Graham Bell
Coat

Phones are for TALKING

I have a phone (Nokia) that i use for , Hmmmm let me se, Ahhhh yes TALKING , And i dont suffer these problems, this is what you get if you put all your eggs in one "I basket", if you want to play or view music get a mp3/4 player, e-mail or computation a laptop/notebook, navigation get a satnav, and to TALK get a nice simple PHONE. GGGGGrrrrrrrrrr why do firms make life sooooo complicated and costly????????????

Mines the coat with lots of pockets in !!