* Posts by TRT

9611 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

It's official: Users navigate flat UI designs 22 per cent slower

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Re: A serious question.

Office 365. Where the page for downloading a standalone version of the software is accessed by clicking on the words office 365 in the top horizontal bar just next to the cluster of geometric spots that looks like something you should be grabbing a screen wipe to tackle but which is actually a drop down menu to switch applications... and, of course, a cog.

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Re: A serious question.

One particularly evil one that I've just come across is hubwise.

Add to that infinite scrolling... like Pinterest, and pastel designs, slidey drop downs that are enormous or jitter and obscure the page.

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Re: A serious question.

Oh, right! You mean that "Strictly equivalent" ≣ icon. Yeah. Hate those. And "Cogs".

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Re: That word Portmanteau

Modern. Is that what TIFKAM is called now? In deference to the explosion of iconographic representation, I just call it :roll eyes:

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Re: A serious question.

You had me at a thumbs up until you said you barely noticed the difference between Win7 and Win 10.

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Re: That word Portmanteau

I thought it might be modeaner.

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Re: I hate flat

Sticky nav bars are good though.

Futuristic driverless car technology to be trialled on... oh, a Ford Mondeo

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Re: Why not use a Tesla?

If they can get it to work on a Mondeo, I'll be impressed. Plus there are loads of easily obtainable spares for when it goes wrong.

Smart meters: 'Dog's breakfast' that'll only save you 'a tenner' – report

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Re: I want a smart water meter

Of course, one way to watch for a leaking dump/drop-valve cistern is to give the inside of the bowl a good old squirt of some colourful under-the-rim agent like Toilet Duck or Harpic-Power. Observe the area at the back of the bowl and see if the colour there fades much more rapidly than an area of similar slope. These valves can leak at a rate below anything perceptible to the eye, often at rates below that recordable by a water meter (around 2.5 litres and hour, I am led to believe). That's a whopping 22,000 litres per year per toilet that could be saved by going back to valveless cisterns.

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Re: I want a smart water meter

Unfortunately, since the Water Fitting Regulations 1999 which brought EU regulations and standardisation into the UK market in order to open up more competition from overseas cistern manufacturers, dump valves and flappers can now legally be fitted. Although most flappers tend to leak too much to satisfy the testing required to gain the EU approval mark dump valves, when tested in the lab, appear to have a life of around 30 years. In practice, the presence of corrosion particles, limescale build up, cistern additives and other water contaminants means that a dump valve will fail far, far sooner than a syphon, and it's most common failure mode is open, leading to increased water loss. This is only tolerated because the same regulations limit the water inlet speed (for reasons of noise), and reduce the volume held in the cistern.

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Re: Common sense is free!

I use the Vanish Oxy-clean on a damp dishcloth to wipe down paintwork. It eats through the greasy film that forms in and around the kitchen.

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Re: I want a smart water meter

£70 a month? My non-metered, unable to be metered, property is £26 a month all in sewerage and supply. My metered property is £12.06 a month.

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Re: Common sense is free!

Yeah, it does my skin in. And wearing anything with more than about 40% synthetic fibres drives me up the wall by the end of the day.

I dispute that enzymatic washing products are actually any better than synthetic detergents, or even old fashioned oil and lye based soap flakes.

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Re: Common sense is free!

Flatmate: "How comes your laundry comes out smelling alright and actually looks clean?"

Me: "Because I put mine on twice a week at the weekends, separated into colours and whites, for the full-on-dirty-person 4-hour long bastard-cycle with prewash, extended wash, vigorous action, extra rinsing and 60 minute drying cycle, at 60°C and I use a traditional non-bio powder, Vanish in-wash, stain catchers and fabric conditioner whereas you throw all your clothes in with your uniform, regardless of colour, along with a liquid all-in-one capsule in the hour before you have to leave for work, you set it to the ultra-quick wash'n'wear 15 minute cycle with 30 minutes of drying, which means (a) the capsule takes about 5 minutes before it breaks so the detergent is only acting for 5 minutes, (b) the wash is automatically limited to 40°C max and it barely has time to reach that temperature before it needs to start rinsing with cold anyway and (c) the rest of the stuff in the wash which you haven't grabbed and ironed quickly before you head off to work remains sitting, slightly damp, in the washing machine for days on end getting musty until I eventually have to put a load on and pull it all out for you and leave it in a basket in the kitchen until you get sick and tired of tripping over it and decide to move it somewhere, God-knows-where, never to be seen again."

Flatmate: "Ah. That'll be it then."

Asteroid Florence buzzes Earth, brings two moons along for the ride

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Re: only ones saved

Jesus saves! On HD floppy.

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Re: only ones saved

It's a bus pass.

Thousands of hornets swarm over innocent fire service drone

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Coat

Re: Where's the AI angle?

Mosquitos drink blood. Bats eat mosquitos. Ergo bats feed on blood.

Mine's the one with the clove of garlic, the crucifix and the bottle of holy water in the pocket.

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Re: Where's the AI angle?

Does this count? As usual The Simpsons did it first.

'Independent' gov law reviewer wants users preemptively identified before they're 'allowed' to use encryption

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Re: What?

Err... no, I still don't follow you, druck. end-to-end encryption, to my mind, includes both encrypted point-to-point communication and encrypted store-and-forward communication. And then there's "chat apps" and "social media"? When does "social media" start to carry that nomenclature instead of being a mass group chat app? And surely if "social media" is defined such that messages can be seen by all, then encryption just doesn't come into it. Or are we talking about just the PM/DM side channels on posting timeline/stream?

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What?

I just didn't understand that. What? I mean... what are they asking for? It's just.... HUH?

Withhold encryption before posting? Free speech? "chat" apps?

"A discussion I have had with some of the tech companies is whether it is possible..."

Did he actually get a response? Someone understood what he was on about?

User thanked IT department for fast new server, but it had never left its box

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Re: Praise or accusations of work not done?

I always described that as a simple IO error. Incompetent Operator.

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Re: What kind of boss buys you a COUCH?!

Sofa King generous!

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Re: What kind of boss buys you a COUCH?!

The kind of a boss who expects you to be pulling 24 hour shifts. :(

Connect at mine free Wi-Fi! I would knew what I is do! I is cafe boss!

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I'm sure you can get an upgrade. Like Arnie did.

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Re: a powerful black bulb lighting up black against a black background...

Sounds like a Disaster Area.

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Re: Obession with (free) Wi-Fi

If you do that... how do you establish your VPN?

Stephen King's scary movie reboot provokes tears from 'legit clowns'

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September the 9th.

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Re: The WCA?

If all the clowns go out of business, will we be treading on eggshells?

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The WCA?

Do they expect to be taken seriously?

Terry Pratchett's unfinished works flattened by steamroller

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Re: Please

OK then. What would such an icon signify?

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Re: I'm touched by the weirdness of this request...

Never liked the TV adaptations. No-one has found a good way of doing footnotes* on TV really, nor of the linguistic punning that Pratchett excelled at.

*Well, apart from maybe the 80s version of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but that lent itself to the concept of "Guide Entries". I don't know how Disc World would take to having some sort of narrator character.

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Re: At least we have been spared...

What about Christopher Awdry?

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Re: I'm touched by the weirdness of this request...

My personal favourite is Pyramids. The trainee assassin dressing for his "finals" is pure comedy gold. And camels rock.

New York Police scrap 36,000 Windows smartphones

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Yeah... something smells fishy.

"And every phone will need to be manually updated to the new operating system."

Manual update to Windows 10? It doesn't happen automatically when you click "No"?

Boffins bust AI with corrupted training data

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So what's the solution?

Find a mechanism for outputting the trained mechanism? A reverse "map" of input/output associations? An AI that can analyse other AIs?

Is it possible to control Amazon Alexa, Google Now using inaudible commands? Absolutely

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Re: What does Amazon deliver...?

Amphetabetti-spaghetti.

Bad data and new IT system bugs help knock 66% off Provident Financial share price

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Re: And if you think that's bad....

"Don't think of it as a loan repayment... consider it to be more of a guaranteed health insurance premium. Pay the premium to ensure your good health."

"Where does the guarantee bit fit in?"

"We guarantee that you will suffer a deterioration in your health if you fail to pay. I think we understand each other now, yes?"

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treat programming like sex...

Gosub

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Re: Nondeterministic polynomial time algorithms? In Bradford?

Especially if those known points are branches of Gregg's judging by that photo in the Daily Mail.

ASUS smoking hashes with 19-GPU, 24,000-core motherboard

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Re: Those scientists...

As, indeed, do I. Microarray analysis for start. OK, not strictly DNA analysis, but as close to it as fits into the public gestalt.

Virgin Media customers complain of outages across UK

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Re: Con artists

Seems like every 6 months for the last three years I've been getting letters saying they are going to put up my bill by another £5 a month.

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I believe the term is "depucelated", from the word "puce", a shade of brownish red which may be described as that of the blood spots left on bed linen after washing, "puce" being the French term for "flea" and the origin of the blood spots in the bed linen! So you can see where the term "to depucelate" comes from. Thank the gods for modern detergents.

What weighs 800kg and runs Windows XP? How to buy an ATM for fun and profit

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800kg? What's that in Reg units?

Or pounds. Or would that be confusing?

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Re: "...too accessible to ne'er-do-wells"

There was a warehouse in a large town to the northwest of London where ATMs of all make, size and model were simply dumped outside at the back. I used to walk past it on the way to the train station every day and every night. No security to speak of, just a sensor light.

I wrote to the company pointing out how easy it would be to obtain a genuine machine front for doctoring for nefarious purposes and asked if they felt any responsibility for the wave of ATM crime at the time. No response.

So I wrote to the council. No response.

So I wrote to the police and enclosed a photograph of the area, of the whole in the chainlink fence made with bolt croppers by the look of the cut ends and of a broken machine front where someone had unsuccessfully tried to remove one. Within a month the yard was cleared of all but the skips full of scrap metal and the whole site had CCTV, IR alarms and a dog patrol.

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Re: JavaScript?

The cat is saying "Dis is computeh, so where is mouse?"

Linux-loving lecturer 'lost' email, was actually confused by Outlook

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Late night copy shop, hefty bribe, a scalpel and a Pritt stick.

Better call Saul.

Atari shoots sueball at KitKat maker over use of 'Breakout' in ad

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Re: A bit late

Yeah, they should have sped up a bit. Obviously missed that power up.

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It was back in the days...

when "writing" a computer program meant pretty much using a soldering iron or wire-wrapping tool.

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Re: Arkanoid was legally made

Well, on a legal point, you'd have to consult the adjudication surrounding Tetris. There is a legal maxim that you cannot copyright the mechanism of a game, only things like graphics, music etc. but it was found that a Tetris clone, minimax or something like that, was so similar to the original in look, feel, operation and concept that it did in fact impinge on copyright. I picked Arkanoid as an example of a similar game that was produced by a rival company and asked the question "At that time, did Atari seek remedy over the similarity of that game to Breakout?" If they did NOT, and failed to do so with many of the other clone games then the US court system would deem it to be an undefended intellectual property, and simply throw the case out of court. I suspect that Arkanoid was not licensed and if the copyright was challenged, then I suspect Atari lost the case on the grounds you mentioned. In any event it puts Atari on a very shaky footing.