* Posts by TRT

6289 posts • joined 11 Sep 2009

Foetuses offered vaginal music streaming service

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Re: Only one album fits

Relax, Frankie Goes To Hollywood?

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Re: Nice one

Well that's me out of the picture then. ;)

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Re: Face. Palm

You have to pay a license fee. It's Windows Media Player as a Cervix.

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Ouch!

Mental context flip when checking comments and seeing how many thumb's up they have.

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Re: Nice one

I bet it wouldn't be the first time a 7" has been playing up there.

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Re: Chuffed?

Reminds me... I've got a 12" somewhere... hand on... let me check the cover for relevant track names...

"Ball Park Incident"

"See My Baby Jive"

"Bend Over Beethoven"

"Angel Fingers"

"You Got the Jump on Me"

Yes... I did just check the WIzzard's Sleeve.

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Re: Cue baby's first words...

"Thanks for all the classical music and the like, but did the conductor HAVE to keep poking me in the head with his baton?"

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If they're THAT into Mozart...

Let's hope the baby doesn't consider the music as instructions for the birth process.

"Leck mich im Arsch", for example.

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Re: Speaking as a man, is there any way that I can enjoy this too?

If you left it in during coitus, would you get Cum Dancing? Mind you, there's not that much space - it's Strictly Ball Room.

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Re: Nice one

Brings new meaning to shuffling onto this mortal coil.

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Re: Speaking as a man, is there any way that I can enjoy this too?

Wheatus from the meatus?

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HPE's London boozer dubbed the 'Hewlett You Inn?'

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It's not a large pub...

more Compaq and bijou.

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Re: Oversized Packaging

That's 500 sheets to the wind.

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Re: Brilliant

Will they have a HP hour?

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Re: Oversized Packaging

Totally reamed.

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The door...

has really bad hinges, and you have to push it in just exactly the right place to get the latch to work.

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But the good news is that although the refills are expensive, you get a new head thrown in with it. Keep it going much longer.

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If you want a USB thumb drive wiped, try asking an arts student for help

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Re: Rambling free style

Ah! I forgot Highlander. I guess I must only have a Flash memory.

Although for Highlander, I suppose there can be only ones. And zeroes.

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Re: Rambling free style

MP3s of certain Queen-penned film soundtracks come to mind as suitable material for this activity.

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Re: Arts students

Paranoia more like.

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'Wipe everything clean ... Join us ...' Creepy poem turns up in logs of 30 million-ish servers

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Re: But is it

Poems. That's poem secure.

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Re: Haiku

Bloody haikuers.

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Security bod watches heart data flow from her pacemaker to doctor via ... er, SMS? 3G? Email?

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Re: Windows 10 forced update

Open source surgery?

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Periodic table enjoys elemental engorgement

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Blinkanisgon?

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How about...

Tiberium.

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118 118

Prefontium?

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Brit cuffed for Kyrgyz 'horse penis' sausage quip

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Summer BBQs...

A chuchuck sausage sat sweating above the glowing coals, looking for all the world like Kojak in a roll-neck sweater...

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If it is served with a helping...

of beans I'd be saying no thanks.

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Re: No big deal

@adnim.

Eye of the beholder? Is that served as a soup?

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The Register's entirely serious New Year's resolutions for 2016

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@Alien8n

I''ve a collection of screen grabs from the BBC mobile App. Appallingly badly written, incorrect and generally screwed up news reports. It grows at a rate of at least one a day. The BBC mobile App rewrite made me turn off iOS app updates, and forced me to delve into the nether regions of getting older versions of apps back from the iTunes gut-store. I'm sticking with my 2011 news app as long as I can, but no doubt they'll ditch the XML stream that it hooks into at some point. It already gets balky about the aggregated headline articles for some reason.

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Re: So the new formula is:

Hopefully better than the random story generator that the Daily Mail use.

$clickbait = array("UKIP","Immigrant", "ISIS", "Muslim", "Funniest Ever Video", "Greatest Ever", "Biggest")

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You are the correct.

They hurtz my eyezes those websites now. I've stopped reading them.

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If you need a hand with those donuts, you know where I am.

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Got a pricey gaming desktop from PC World for Xmas? Check the graphics specs

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Even more annoying is the trend by big OEMs like HP to use 12V only supplies, so you can't swap out your PSU for an uprated one easily.

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Cache-astrophic: Why Valve's Steam store spewed players' private profiles to strangers

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Re: Good idea.

Pff! Vic-20 game cartridges. Plug & play instantly. Actually, there was a real element of excitement and wonder about them... the arrangement of chips and connections in a cartridge there in your hand made a spaceship and aliens and little people who fell down from the sky... Or is it just that I've got older?

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Aroused Lycra-clad cyclist prompts Manchester cop dragnet

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He could have been an undercover policeman...

Although he obviously hadn't hidden his helmet very well.

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US Marines kill noisy BigDog robo-mule for blowing their cover

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Re: The Uncanny Canine Valley

"Lay down your weapon. You have 10 seconds to comply."

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EU reforms could pave way for smells and noises to be trade-mark protected – expert

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Re: Trade marking my farts!

Well, I'd like to see THAT biometric sensor on an iPhone...

be a laugh to see people unlocking one.

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Re: So if FAST is

Once interviewed someone for a music technician at the college where I worked. Asked this wide boy character about his experience of up to date software packages.

"Oh yeah. I work in a production studio, and we've got all the up to date packages. I can get hold of anything you want... Sibelius, Reason, CuBase, AudioLogic... no cost or anything."

"I see..."

said the interview panel in unison, noting down his answer with the FAST branded pens we had all picked up at the FAST conference the week before.

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Re: Au de Sprout

Onions are the real trigger though. My God! Brings tears to the eyes going in and coming out.

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Is there any point trademarking e.g. taste

When the sods keep changing the recipe anyway (I'm think of chocolate here).

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Re: What use is this?

They must be held in the record in a durable form. That pretty much rules out a lot of substances.

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Re: Trade marking my farts!

Trademark or skidmark?

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Skilled workers, not cost, lured Apple to China says Tim Cook

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Re: Utter horsefeathers

Suicide nets mass produced in sweat shops somewhere...

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Re: Sure you can put them in a room...

Zeiss make fairly decent microscopes too. Competition from Nikon, of course, and Olympus.

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Re: Industrial-age taxes

I think they mean digital as in sticking one or two of them up to the tax man, depending on global region.

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Windows for Warships? Not on our new aircraft carriers, says MoD

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Re: So, instead of XP?

The maritime version of Windows? - Portholes.

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Re: Pedant alert

Well there's one boat the navy won't be installing windows on and that's a submarine.

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EUNIX?

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Re: F35b

It looks like you're writing to a constituent. Would you like help with that?

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