* Posts by ExRLCBod

11 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Sep 2009

Apple emits emergency iOS security updates while warning holes may have been exploited in wild by hackers

ExRLCBod

bobby trapped? who on earth is bobby and why is he trapped inside a VS project?

It's not you, it's EE: UK mobile network goes titsup, blames gremlins

ExRLCBod
Megaphone

I got hit

The outage hit me in Birmingham - 6pm till 6:03am

Its the first problem I have had with EE and the only criticism I have is the lacklustre communication from EE.

Yes, their twitter feed was alive, but it was the same apology time after time, with a couple of funny pictures, no new information handed out and it stopped around 10pm

bullhorn - well, it was a way to communicate

Traceroute reveals Star Wars Episode IV 'crawl' text

ExRLCBod
Joke

HE DID IT

The Rick Roll is there

El Reg in email address blunder

ExRLCBod
FAIL

your email address is <b>never published</b> - not entirely accurate methinks

I got the apology but not the list :(

pastebin post was a windup so no dramas there.

Kudos to ElReg for holding their collective hands up to ballsup, however, pictures of the offending cretin strung up outside the highest window of Vulture Central are a must i feel. along with a personally written grovelling apology and a suitable amount of time of them prostrate for all aggreived to take a running boot at their backside would go a good way to alleviate the frustration

fail because ... well it was!

BOFH: Axe handles - occasionally quite slippery

ExRLCBod
Coffee/keyboard

Yessssssss

Its the return of BOT WARS!!

Leslie Nielsen dead at 84

ExRLCBod
Dead Vulture

R I P

He picked the wrong week to quit breathing.

a very sad day, a loss to humour, and a man that will be missed.

gravestone because - well, that should be obvious

Regulator sniffs around stonking iPhone game bills

ExRLCBod
Jobs Horns

@AC - 13:49

Yes, there is an app for that.

You need to ring a premium rate number to get it tho :-)

Virgin Media network goes titsup in Brum

ExRLCBod
FAIL

Limited?

Limited my hairy as.. donkey

the WHOLE of Birmingham was down last night. Their call systems were just hanging up on people calling in, and the status page was as flaky as anything, pumping out http 500 errors when you tried to load it.

Hopefully it will be back up when I get home tonight

New Doctor Who is 'simply the best'

ExRLCBod
Coat

Tardis renovation

dont tell me the episode starts like "Hi!, I'm Ty Pennington and the Renovation starts RIGHT NOW"

and then cuts to a shot of the hyperactive one outside the Tardis with his megaphone - "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING... erm... DOCTOR"

hat, coat, gloves, ahh, theres my Taxi

Virgin Media network goes down down south

ExRLCBod
Happy

HAd no problems

in Birmingham, or Burton, been able to sign on all day

Orange data users turning red as data dries up

ExRLCBod
Stop

Latest News is apparently

Fibre break was due to vandalism, engineers are on site, still no time to fix.