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'Desperate' North Korea turns to bank hacking sprees to rake in much-needed dosh

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Interesting...

I'm unable to find any credible evidence online that points to the involvement of North Korea. There might be good reasons for that, of course. However, I'm left wondering if "North Korea" is becoming the de-facto excuse to levy when there's no suspects whatsoever. After all, "North Korea" sounds much better than "No fucking clue who did it".

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Microsoft liberates ancient MS-DOS source from the museum and sticks it in GitHub

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Ah! So you ARE *that* Richard Speed

The TMS9900 reference confirmed it. We met at a TI-99/4A meet over twenty years ago in Derby IIRC. T. Stevens and R. Twyning (first names redacted for privacy reasons!) are mutual acquaintences, I believe. Good to know its you! I'm the author of TurboForth for the TI-99/4A.

It keeps me out of the pubs.

Very cool article, thanks Richard!

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Blueprint of modern construction can be found in a tech cluster... of 19th century England

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Wow! Go Shrewsbury!

As a Shrewsbury born and bred lad, I'm so happy to see this article on my favourite web site! Thanks VERY much to the author for writing this.

Some more information on the Maltings: It was in use a maltings/brewery right up into the late 80s from what I remember. I would walk past it twice a day on my way to school and back (1985-1987). Back then, they brewed Skol lager there.

During WWII, an air raid siren was fitted in the top tower, and this was still in use in the 1970s (I definitely remember it still being in use in 1975/76) as the shift-change siren! You could hear it for miles, all across Shrewsbury. It must have been de-commissioned some time later as it wasn't in use in 80s. I lived on the main road (St. Michaels Street) and we would have heard it for sure!

For visitors: The Maltings stands on the main road heading into the town centre: St. Michaels Street. If you follow this road all the way into the town centre, you'll come to Shrewsbury train station on your left-hand side. Look up. There stands a 900 year old castle, still open to visitors to this day (it's a military museum). Keep going up the same road (it's now called Castle Street, but it's the same road). The road pitches upwards and turns to the right. Look to your right. There stands the huge statue of Charles Darwin, outside (what was then) Shrewsbury School, where he was educated. It's now the public library and worth a visit in its own right. It's beautiful.

Carry on up the road another 100 yards and you're in Shrewsbury town centre. LOOK UP. All the medieval buildings are right there. See if you can find Traitors Gate (where a traitor opened the gate at the river Severn to let the parliamentarians in to do battle with the kings' supporters).

Historically, the town is massive. Make sure you pay a visit to Wyle Cop, and just look at the buildings. Go into the Lion Hotel and have a drink, and ask about the history of the place. It's fascinating.

(I promise I'll shut up in a minute, but it's my home town, and I love it very much, though sadly I don't live there anymore).

For Geeks Guide to Britainers: From the Maltings, if you go in the opposite direction on St. Michaels Street, you'll eventually come to Heathgates. Can't miss it: Big traffic island, and the Heathgates Pub in front of you. Take the first exit on the island on to Whitchurch road. Carry on up the road. Morrisons supermarket is on your left side. When you go past the car-park entrance to Morrisons, immediately after that is the Old Sentinel Works, where the Sentinel company made their steam wagons and road rollers for use all across Britain, and indeed the world. Amazingly, after the Sentinel works closed, it became Rolls Royce (building aircraft engines and the like during WWII right up until the early 80s IIRC, then Vickers Engines, where tank engines and the like were made. TODAY however it is... The Sentinel Works again! A group of enthusiasts have bought the building, and are re-building and renovating steam engines and steam wagons inside the works.

Shrewsbury is a lovely town, and if you go during August, you can visit the Shrewsbury Flower Show (one of the longest running flower shows in the world) which has a lot more going on than just flowers, and has one of the best fireworks displays you'll ever see anywhere in the world.

Tell 'em ForthIsNotDead sent you!

Thanks again to the author!

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That scary old system with 'do not touch' on it? Your boss very much wants you to touch it. Now what do you do?

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Cheaper?

It's probably cheaper to introduce new hardware and software that produces the same *output* as the legacy system for the same input, but is, well, you know... new.

This simply comes down pragmatic and skilful systems analysis, and careful counselling of the people that use the system day-to-day. Do not allow scope-creep under any circumstances.

The new system will run side-by-side with the old system until all are sure that it is working properly. For example, when it produces end of month, end of quarter, and end of year accounts that all match the legacy system.

It can be done. Just don't rush into it, don't through boat-loads of people at it. Start the project small and quietly, and up-staff when you are completely confident of what needs to be done.

And finally, don't be tempted to throw shit loads of hardware at it. Consider this: If the system you are replacing runs just fine on a dusty old VAX, then it will probably run fine a modern PC. You will not need racks and racks of hardware. I've seen some things over the years are simply inexplicable. LAMP stacks and OOP have a lot to answer for!

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Contractors slam UK taxman's 'aggressive' IR35 tax reforms

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It's time...

...to seriously think about leaving the country.

I'm serious. My wife and I are seriously thinking about it. It's got to the point where there is no incentive to run your own business anymore. In fact, if you do, you'll be PENALISED for it.

It sounds like a form fascism (under the true, original definition) or communism to me.

Fuck this place. I don't belong here any more.

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Curiosity's computer silent on science, baffling boffins

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Racist Software

The problem has been traced to two software modules. One, running on the main computer (the master) and the other on the science instrumentation platform (the slave). The master is supposed to poll the slave periodically for any new science data and upload it during the next up-link cycle. However, due to problems with cultural appropriation, and passive racist software architecture, these modules have been disabled, er, I mean prevented from running, until a more co-operative architecture can be designed where both ends of the software link can contribute to a more symbiotic data-exchange relationship, based on a mutual understanding and respect of the others' role in the important act of data exchange.

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Linux kernel's Torvalds: 'I am truly sorry' for my 'unprofessional' rants, I need a break to get help

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johnmc: "Don't be surprised some day when the equivalent of a PE stamp is required to release critical software components."

We already have it. It's called SIL (safety integration level) and applies to critical software as well as hardware! See IEC-61508 for more info.

Cheers

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Re: He's Not Sorry...

Doctor Syntax: "That [sycophancy] would be coming from others not him wouldn't it?"

Yes, sure. But my point is, when everyone looks up to you, when nobody takes you to task for a particular thing you say, when nobody flat out comes out and says "No, you're wrong", then you start to believe that you're right all the time, and that everybody agrees with you. But in reality, you're often completely wrong, but no one wants to contradict you because THEY want you to like THEM. That's sycophancy.

Here's an example (just over a minute long) where Linus professes Java to be a "horrible language", and the interviewer, instead of asking him why, asks him for his autograph. Sigh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa55RKWZxxI

When you don't question somebody on their opinions, you de-facto validate them in the mind of the person proffering the opinions.

Furthermore, when you look at the mailing lists, you'll see that when Linus rejects some code or something or other, he'll often start out quite amiably, and only when questioned will he explode into a tirade of sociopathic abuse. How dare His Word be questioned. It's the classic symptom of believing that your own shit doesn't stink. There may also be some burn-out in the mix, the dude's been working his ass off, herding cats for years. I say take some time off with the wife and kids; make love with your wife, cook with her, talk to her, build a tree-house with the kids, and get some perspective.

Cheers

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Re: He's Not Sorry...

@Doctor Syntax

I've watched quite a lot of his lectures, and he reminds me a little of celebrities. You know, famous actors or pop stars, who have become used to being looked up to by sycophants and have actually come to believe that their own shit doesn't stink.

To be fair, I wouldn't put him in the same category as the out-and-out divas that we see in the pop world, but I get a sense of it. The star-struck sycophancy is there for all to see in the Q&A parts of the various lectures.

Still, he's better than Stallman. With Stallman, EVERYONE thinks he's a dick, except for Stallman himself. At least with Linus, some people genuinely believe he's a great guy.

Whatever, I guess. Some people think I'm a great guy. Some people think I'm a dick.

I am, of course, a dick.

Does any of it matter?

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Re: He's Not Sorry...

I'm inclined to agree. You'll get down-voted, because everyone thinks Linux is really great (and it most certainly is) and conflate liking Linus with liking Linux.

To me, it's perfectly possible for Linux to be really really awesome, and its creator to be a fucking massive cock of the most hideous proportions.

The guy's a massive dick.

Linux is cool though.

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Aspergers

If you spoke to people at work the way he does you'd get fired.

If you spoke to people in the pub the way he does, you'd get your nose broken.

Why is he so special?

If he Aspergers to such an extent that he truly cannot empathise with other humans, then he shouldn't be doing the job he is doing.

Does he treat his wife the way he treats his developers?

What about his children?

Why should anyone have to put up with such behaviour?

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Microsoft reveals train of mistakes that killed Azure in the South Central US 'incident'

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Well...

Being an old miserable grey-beard type, I have some reservations about this new-fangled Cloud thingy. Something about putting all your eggs in one basket. Simultaneously however, I do marvel at the technology and admire it. It seems that even when your data is distributed automagically across the world by your cloud provider, a major outage such as this can still cause major hassle.

However, from what I am reading, no customer data was lost.

I tip my hat to the engineers, and to Microsoft for being forthright and just telling the truth about what happened. You'll get a lot more slack from your customers, and respect to boot.. Someone made the right call there.

Beer icon, 'cause... well, you fixed it lads, kick back and have a beer.

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Guess who just bought Maplin? Dragons' Den celebrity biz guy Peter Jones

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You're right... It was convenient for us... somewhat. I live in Aberdeen, and Maplin was a 10 minute drive away with free parking right outside, so it was a simple matter to pop down to Maplin to get some solder, or a switch, or something like that that you couldn't really get elsewhere in a hurry.

It's not a convenient elsewhere though. In a lot of towns, you'd need to park in a multi-story (i.e. pay) and walk to the store etc, and it's at that point that most people would order from Amazon and save themselves the hassle.

Then there was the RIDONKULOUS prices of their tat. Outrageous prices on things like cables, Arduino shields and the like. It was always going to end the way it did.

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Well, best of luck to him...

...it's a pretty ballsy thing to do. Sadly, I can't think of why I would want to buy a product from Maplin, over say, Amazon. Amazon have literally everything you can think of. There's nothing a new Maplin can sell that Amazon can't.

At least he won't have the overhead of all the brick-and-mortar stores, so that's something. He should be able to run a fairly tight ship. He presumably already has supply-chain management nicely tucked up with his other companies (Jessops etc.) so I would imagine the Maplin site will tie into already established, running, and working back-office order management, supply management, and customer management systems. Another saving.

Still, it's a pretty ballsy thing to do. I wish him all the best with it. Respect for having a go at keeping a fondly remembered high-street name alive, albeit in a different form.

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Milton Keynes: Come for roundabouts, stay for near-gigabit broadband

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Aberdeen?

Are you sure?

None of us here (Dyce) have even bloody heard of it. If we get 5MB/S we're really cookin', regardless of the ISP.

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Pluto is more alive than Mars, huff physicists who are still not over dwarf planet's demotion

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Trollface

All planets are plate-shaped.

I saw it on YouTube.

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UK-based Veritas appliance support is being killed off

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Nah. Not going to happen. The Core Team will be shut off from dirty scroats ringing up and asking questions. That assumes, of course, that the UK crew that are going to move into the core team aren't just sacked, or quit and go and work elsewhere.

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Meet the LPWAN clan: The Internet of Things' low power contenders

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Re: Interesting article

Yes. The three gateways that I'm running are all on TheThingsNetwork, so if your nodes are registered on the TheThingsNetwork, and my gateway(s) pick up your transmissions, the data from your nodes will be forwarded to you wherever you are in the world.

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Interesting article

We're making great progress with LoRa, both LoRaWAN and direct (end-to-end) LoRa communications, using in-house designed and built telemetry units that are very small and can run for years on 4 AA cells. We're using them in the water industry to bring remote un-manned sites into the SCADA system that otherwise would be too expensive to hook up (no mains power on site, maybe no mobile GSM coverage etc).

Just yesterday we were getting signals more than 10 miles, and also pushing signals through dense forests and woodlands.

It works very well.

Ultimately, the uptake of technologies such as LoRaWAN and Sigfox are going to be governed by the amount of data you're allowed to put into the air. We have concluded that LoRaWAN is not suitable for telemetry, because the restrictions on how much data you can transmit in 24 hours is (in our opinion) punitive, and not suitable for telemetry where, say for 23 hours of the day you are just sending routine event-based telemetry (pump on, pump off) but then the pump trips in hour 24 and you don't get notified because too many data events occurred during the day, and you are off the air because you have used your quota (LoRaWAN does not forward data into your network after the end-node has used up its allowance).

To me, this smacks of the shenanigens played out by the mobile operators - making you pay for your data. It actually isn't, it's a means of maintaining space on the airwaves for all devices to have a chance to transmit their data, but as I mentioned, the allowance is not enough for serious commercial applications at the moment. Consequently we are running LoRa systems, but coming into our own, custom developed gateway.

I hoping Weightless will gain more traction because it looks good, but at the moment, LoRa has the momentum (by a very long way) over all the others, though LoRaWAN will not be suitable (I believe) for most applications, unless you have VERY low amounts of data to send per day). I run three LoRaWAN gateways (on TheThingsNetwork), one in Durham and two in Aberdeen where data is forwarded from any device that wants to transmit on LoRaWAN. The gateways are based on Raspberry Pi's and work flawlessly.

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Imagine Python fan fiction written in C, read with a Lisp: Code lingo Nim gets cash injection

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Re: Why? - Is it me?

You sir, are a genius. Have a beer on me in lieu of my newly minted, and extremely lucrative career as a 'nim expert'.

beer --->

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Why?

Instead of learning yet another fucking language that compiles to C or Javascript (WTF?), why not, er, just learn *those* languages in the first place?

Is it me?

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Game over for Google: Fortnite snubs Play Store, keeps its 30%, sparks security fears

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Not playing it...

...even if it's free.

I have better things to do with my time, like teaching my children how to read, write and do math.

You know, having a life instead of wasting it staring into a phone.

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ZX Spectrum reboot latest: Some Vega+s arrive, Sky pulls plug, Clive drops ball

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Shitty packaging...

Wow - look at the shitty way it was packaged. Why didn't they just put it through a tumble dryer first?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9i2aBPKiRw

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Give it 10 years

A boxed Vega+ will be worth a fucking fortune. Like the Jupiter Ace. Ironic really.

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Re: What we need

Faster at what? The Z80 had some more sophisticated instructions, such as LDIR which the 6502 doesn't have. So, if the 6502 was faster, the Z80 was certainly more memory efficient - you could do more per instruction on a Z80 than a 6502. And only putting three registers on the 6502 was just dumbfuckery of the highest order. Shame on Peddle!

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Hurrah! Boffins finally discover liquid water sloshing around on Mars

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Re: Should they now update the project's name?

Have a beer! ------>

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HPE supercomputer is still crunching numbers in space after 340 days

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Re: "SSDs fail at an alarming rate in space"

My Crucial 128GB SSD failed after 6 years of constant, daily use. And even then, it failed in such a way that I could still transfer all my data off it. It just started running very slowly (very slowly) after about an hour of use. I think it was temperature related. So, I lost no data, and simply replaced it with another Crucial drive.

Money well spent.

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Spectre rises from the dead to bite Intel in the return stack buffer

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Re: STOP THE WORLD!!

Meanwhile, in other news, reports are coming in that the Motorola 68000 is unaffected.

I think I've got some in a drawer here somewhere...!

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Give Samsung a hand: Chaebol pulls back Arm to strike Intel's chips

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ARM business model

This is where ARM gets to reap the benefits of their business model. The pain of producing their designs at the latest 5nm size is somebody else's problem to a large extent. Intel, on the other hand, build their own fabs to produce their chips, so they need to get the RoI before they can upgrade. Intel, ultimately, are doomed I feel.

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IBM fired me because I'm not a millennial, says axed cloud sales star in age discrim court row

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Blacklist

As an independent contractor, there's only two companies that I will not work for under any circumstances:

* BP

* IBM

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Oracle's new Java SE subs: Code and support for $25/processor/month

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FAIL

Prediction...

1) World + dog baulk at the sudden cost implications

2) Punitive licence audits by Oracle by staff

3) Gradual reduction in (Oracle) Java utilisation over next 5 years

4) Gradual uptake in OpenJVM utilisation over next 5 years

5) Larry throws in the towel, and says fuck it, dumps Java, sticks it on GitHub, and tells everyone to fuck off.

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Atari accuses El Reg of professional trolling and making stuff up. Welp, here's the interview tape for you to decide...

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Re: Oh how the might have fallen...

That's very true. Jack Tramiel, as controversial as he was, definitely rescued the company and brought some of the innovation and potential back. However, even under the Tramiels, a lot of the mojo and pure fun-factor that made Atari what it fundamentally was gone.

After the Tramiels, Atari was nothing but a name. A husk. Nothing of the "true" Atari, originally under Bushnell, and latterly the Tramiels, remains. It's a corpse.

The name Atari has changed hands a bunch of times since then, it's nothing more than a brand now, a recognisable name to be used as a marketing vehicle, with no one even remotely associated with the Atari of old being involved, none of that Mojo. Just bullshit, hype, vapour, and lies. Consequently, I feel no guilt whatsoever in declaring: "Fuck "Atari" and the fake hype-machine that they rolled in on.".

The whole company can do one as far as I'm concerned. Even if they do release a working machine, I'm not interested.

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UK footie fans furious as Sky Broadband goes TITSUP: Total inability to stream unfair penalties

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Well, what do you expect...

"The timing is unfortunate, with streaming services such as iPlayer piloting 4K viewing of England's football shenanigans."

Well, what do you expect if world + dog is trying to watch a football at the same time in 4K. That's a fuck-ton of bandwidth.

Live TV over the internet is a really seriously fucking dumb idea. THAT'S WHAT TV MASTS ARE FOR. They can transmit to literally millions of people AT THE SAME TIME.

I know. Incredible isn't it?

Stop clogging the intertubes with football FFS. People are missing their Facebook and Twatter. Won't SOMEBODY think of them?

Where's the HUMANITY?

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Pwned with '4 lines of code': Researchers warn SCADA systems are still hopelessly insecure

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Re: Historically everything was "air-gapped"

There are ways to run critical infrastructure on Windows. It's actually very easy. You move the intelligence to the edges (using PLCs and RTUs) and have them run autonomously as much as possible. Furthermore, every SCADA I've worked on has a dual-server configuration where one server is "main" and the other is hot-standby. This gives very good reliability indeed. Our Windows servers are rebooted every month (when we run the security updates) and thus the duty server changes over every month, giving plenty of opportunity to address issues that may arise on one of the servers. It's simply a matter of managing your infrastructure, and the assets that make up that infrastructure in a responsible manner.

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Somewhat scaremongery...

I've watched a few of these security "presentations" and I find quite a few of them to be rather scaremongerish, and stretching plausibility to sometimes ridiculous levels. Fact is, if someone can get into the factory to install a fake PLC, then network security is the least of your problems.

Hell, If I can get into your factory, then I don't need ANY equipment at all to completely ruin your production cycle. All I have to do is open a panel (because nobody locks them), locate a switch, and change two RJ45 cables over in a multi-port switch or router. Good luck sorting that one out.

Failing that, turn some breakers off.

I'm getting rather tired of this "fucking hell, SCADA is soooooooo fucked" mantra, quite frankly. I work with SCADA day in, day out (water industry). All our systems are heavily secured, restricted access to physical locations, CCTV, audited entry systems, heavily secured networks with intrusion monitoring systems, the whole nine yards. If you wanted to attack us, our SCADA system would NOT be the way to do it. You'd drop a barrel of chlorine into a drain or sewer and walk away.

It's NOT 1991, and SCADA system operators now that very well, thank you very much.

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What's all the C Plus Fuss? Bjarne Stroustrup warns of dangerous future plans for his C++

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Re: Disagree....

I thought the same. I thought he just described Java when he described a "completely type-safe and resource-safe style of programming". That's what Java *is* and it became a thing precisely as an antidote to C++.

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Meet the Frenchman masterminding a Google-free Android

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We had such a phone, free from Google: the Ubuntu phone. And everyone ignored it.

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Keep your hands on the f*cking wheel! New Tesla update like being taught to drive by your dad

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Re: Autopilot == Audi Driver

I was thinking the same about BMW drivers!

Signed

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(Jag driver)

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Hey Tesla, I'm not beta-testing your software for you...

...with my kids in the back.

Fuck off.

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Done and dusted? Vast storm gobbles NASA's long-lived Mars robot

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It will survive.

Trust me.

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AI built to track you through walls because, er, Parkinsons?

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EXACTLY!

Parkinson's my big fat hairy arse.

It's got military and CIA covert budget written all over it.

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Microsoft reveals which Windows bugs it might decide not to fix

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Re: Duty of care

The article says may owe a duty of care. In other words, it would have to be tested in court.

The other complication is, you accept a licence agreement when you install the software, which will say something along the lines of "Microsoft accepts no responsibility for... By using this software You agree to indemnify Microsoft against all claims..." etc. etc... In other words, you're entering in a contract.

After that point, you're down to convincing a judge why it is that the issue at hand is sufficient to consider the terms of the contract to have been broken, and why one should be compensated.

It's shit, but that's how they (all - not just MS) get around it, I guess.

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Open Source Security hit with bill for defamation claim

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Re: Open Source Security Inc. Doesn't Make Open Source

From the GR Security web site (emphasis added by me):

The rights and obligations under the GPLv2 are listed at http://www.gnu.org/licenses/old-licenses/gpl-2.0.en.html. You may use, copy, modify, and distribute any Linux kernel modified by combination with grsecurity patches under the terms of GPLv2.

What's the issue? I note that they changed the page on 7 June. Maybe they've acquiesced?

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Which? calls for compensation for users hit by Windows 10 woes

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Re: If it was only security patches

My April update went perfectly. Not one single issue.

Not a thing.

That's Linux for you.

(runs for door)

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Bad news, mobile operators: Unlicensed IoT tech rocketing ahead of NB-IoT and LTE-M – report

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Hmmm...

Call me a sceptic, but I'd like to know who funded that report. I deal with both SigFox and LoRaWAN daily, and design IoT devices for the water industry that use both technologies. I can tell you that in terms of the "buzz" surrounding both technologies, with SigFox it's crickets, and with LoRaWAN it's deafening.

LoRaWAN is exploding world-wide, thanks in part to the "maker movement" and the DIY community installing their own LoRaWAN gateways. I run two LoRaWAN gateways in Aberdeen and one in Durham and they work reliably, and what's more, I have no data charges whatsoever.

The commercial guys could only dream of the take-up rate that LoRaWAN has.

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Hear that? Of course it's Indiegogo's deadline for a Vega+ whooshing by

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FAIL

F****d.

Completely f****d.

It's popcorn time, folks. Seriously.

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Uber 'does not exist any more' says Turkish president

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I'd like to Uber operate in Uzbekistan

Uzbekistan has the best taxi system in the world. You stick your hand out, and someone will stop. Anyone. They might be taking their kids to school, or just nipping out to the shops. They'll ask you where you want to go, and they'll give you a price, and if you agree you hop in.

Sounds terrifying doesn't it? But it works. When I found out about it I asked "How do you know the driver isn't a rapist/murderer/whatever?" and the reply was "How does the driver know you're not a rapist/murderer/whatever?". I like that kind of logic.

I took literally hundreds of "taxi" rides on the streets of Tashkent, Bhukara and elsewhere and never once had a problem. Language is a bit of an issue. My Russian isn't very good but I got by, and had fun.

I'd like to see Uber compete with that!

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Internet engineers tear into United Nations' plan to move us all to IPv6

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Oh dear.

"In effect, it would downgrade IPv6 into IPv4+, with the plus simply being more addresses."

Good. I'm not an expert in any way on IPv6, but I know when something has been designed by a committee and IPv6 was. A spec comes in for a greyhound, and out comes a camel. IPv6 is a camel.

If they'd left it to engineers to sort out then we would have simply tacked on a most significant byte to the IP and subnet octets and be fucking done with it.

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Dixons to shutter 92 UK Carphone Warehouse shops after profit warning

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No case/need for a bricks-and-mortar phone shop anymore.

Just don't need it.

If I don't have to get off my toilet to order a flat-screen telly, a laptop, or pizza, I don't see why I shouldn't do the same for a phone.

My last phone purchase was a Motorola Moto G 5S which I bought from John Lewis for £250 contract free. It has an 8 core processor. Absolutely fucking brilliant. Delivered to my door. Popped in my SIM and turned it on.

Prior to that, my previous phone purchase was a SECOND HAND Samsung. The wife was horrified. She's such a snob!

Anyway, the "shops" one needs to visit these days are supermarkets (and even they deliver now) and chip and kebab shops. And even THEY deliver now.

Might as well stay on the toilet.

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US judge won't budge over Facebook's last-minute bid to 'derail' facial biometrics trial

ForthIsNotDead
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Big Brother

The real reason Facebook don't want to go to court is:

It's the largest spying network on the planet, with back-door access provided to NSA, FBI, CIA, and their British equivalents (at least).

They have totally un-fettered access to the largest global surveillance network there has ever been. If there is even the slightest chance that FB will no longer be able to store biometric data without explicit consent, then FB will be directed by the dark shadowy smoking-man types to stay the fuck out of court.

That's where this whole thing comes from.

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