* Posts by Mark 110

825 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Sep 2009

SAP slaps down Teradata's 'trade secret' sueball with sick burn

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Re: I'd side with Teradata on this one

I'd side wiith anyone except Teradata having worked with them. Have you tried to work with them? It seems to involve you paying £1/2 million quid for hardware, support, services that you have no idea what to do with and then £5 million on top to learrn what to do wiith the "solution" they sold you.

Utter fuck wit con artists that I never want to deal with again!!!!

BT scoops Home Counties chunk of new NHS IT contract

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Face!!! Palm!!

"Despite all the self-puffery, HSCN merely replaces a previous BT system, N3, which closed to new business at the end of March 2017. According to NHS Digital, "well over 50 per cent" of N3 users have now dropped dosh on an HSCN provider, though the contract is not a BT monopoly."

So we are reporting a contract renewal? Are we? Hard to tell.

Wipro can't believe its luck at sealing 10-year deal worth $1.6bn with Alight Solutions

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Re: Error #7280: Outsourcer blame allocation error on line 12

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{pukes up rendom amphibian in response to . . }

Microsoft gives Windows 10 a name, throws folks a bone

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You'll downvote me for this but Libreoffice is missing the key feature of having everything I need in the same menu location that it is in Office. Yeah I know - old, stuck in my ways .. . etc etc

VMware 'pressured' hotel to shut down tech event close to VMworld, IGEL sues resort giant

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We've just done a migration onto IGEL thin clients / Citrix VDI environment. The Citrix desktops work well and I haven't heard any complaints about the IGEL thin client devices & management systems.

Though lots of complaints about CDW who designed the platform for us . . .

UK.gov's love-in with big biz for digital services continues, as does claim of boosting small firms

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BJSS?

I interviewed with BJSS a couple of years ago. Was quite disappointed not to get it as I made second stage :-(

Anyway, my point - they are nowhere near big enough to put in the same box as Capita, Atos, BAe, IBM, etc. They have some decent contracts but are from being behemoths . . .

ESXi on Arm? Yes, ESXi on Arm. VMware teases bare-metal hypervisor for 64-bit Arm servers

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Fault tolerance??? Really

"What was therefore teased was an Arm64 device running four Arm-compatible guest operating systems and applications on a port of VMware's bare-metal hypervisor with fault tolerance"

You do realise that Fault Tolerance means something very specific in VMWare world. Its about running a live synchronised version of the VM on an alternate host in case of host failure (I've yet to run into this in the wiild). The article seems to imply a demo on a single host which wouldn't allow for that. It also doesn't allow for the lower level of fault tolerance, High Availability, which will move a VM to another available host in the event of host failure.

What was demo'd was a single host running 4 VMs, not anything at all either 'Fault Tolerant' or 'High Availablity'.

Android data slurping measured and monitored

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I'm not sure they've ever been overly secret about their business model. But hen I've been reading the Register pretty much since its inception. The average user is much less aware.

We really should stop whining about it and get together in our spare time to design and build an alternative to Android. Theres probably enough skills and experience on here to at least get a working proto up to go get some funding with . . .

Hardwares a different problem.

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I use Google analytics on a couple of internal websites. AFAIK (please correct me if I am wrong) it doesn't collect any PII.

I just use it for page load time stats and user journeys (simple - can't afford more).

Do I hear two million dollars? Apple-1 fossil goes on the block, cassettes included

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Nada. VIC 20 wasn't great in the first place and imagine there's loads. You need something rare - i.e. only 200 made . .

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£450 apparently - didn't look too hard - thats 4 or 5 good Friday nights out (without going overboard) :-)

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Does it work? Off to ebay to have a quick look-up. There's probably a few pints in that bit of redundant kit.

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Re: Why are they worth the price?

Therers also the historical interest and rarity. Anything thats rare goes up in value especially if it has some kind of cultural significance.

Don't worry about it. Not our money unless UK Gov decides we need one in a museum.

OMG! Battle looms over WTF! trademarks

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I thought that was Unilever . . Three sworn enemies all selling pretty much the same stuff at the same price . . . archetypal 'Oligopoly' if I remember correctly from my economics 'A' Level.

£1 in every fiver that UK biz, public sector spent on software in 2017 went to *drumroll* Microsoft

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Re: Not necessarily a bad thing

I just think that there's many IT shops that were born and bred on Windows and a migration to something else is to onerous to complicate. Where I'm working now the fact that Marketing insist on having a few Macs on the network causes no end of headaches.

Windows works in most cases (for a small organization with low transactions and vendor supplied apps that need Windows). Wheres the motivation to start a multi-million pound "migrate to Linux" project that will ultimately fail (see Cologne) when the status quo is working just fine.

There's probably a line they could cross with licensing but they are nowhere near it (unlike Oracle who are shedding customers hand over fist apparently).

Apple web design violates law, claims blind person

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"Apple does not exist for the benefit of disabled people."

Yes it does, the law says so. The law says that commercial properties (in this case a website) should be accessible to disabled people (in this case a blind person).

This law applies to all businesses.

Nvidia shrugs off crypto-mining crash, touts live ray-tracing GPUs, etc

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Re: 'Could - while they’re Sleeping'

"if you could, get Windows to do it's update thing while you sleep, not while you game (although I think, like most option on Windows, that's pretty much out of your hands now)."

Err no - to quote the Windows update settings page . . .

"Set active hours to let us know when you typically use this device. We won't automatically restart it during active hours and we won't restart without checking if you're using it."

I agree that there's use cases for not having it auto restarted at all which would be my preference but its not entirely out of your hands.

Three more data-leaking security holes found in Intel chips as designers swap security for speed

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It doesn't need to be patched. Security is like an onion (to quote Shrek). Not sure you need your processors patched if no one can get to them.

Cloud presents different problems I agree.

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Re: Looking at the wrong holes

@BlinkytheMagicPaperClip

"You do realise this is almost Windows' entire software ecosystem, and a large proportion of non Windows apps?

Unless you really do want all software to be signed, vetted, subjected to (possibly arbitrary standards), plus a 30% margin, then dumped in Windows Store?"

Why are you picking on Windows? Not that I'm a fanboi (user yeah) but when I install something on Ubuntu I have as much clue what I am installing as I do on Windows, or Android or Mac. What are you trying to say? x86 CPU flaws are only going to affect Windows users?

If you drop a tablet in a forest of smartphones, will anyone hear it fall?

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Re: They sold at least three

My current firm dishes out a couple of thousand Dell/MS tablets in the field for site surveys. Theres definitely a business market. Never owned one myself - I'm fine with laptop phone and kindle. Not sure the tablet would add anything.

You: 'Alexa, open Cortana.' Alexa: 'Who?'

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In what way is ignoring digital assistants interesting?

Boffins get fish drunk to prove what any bouncer already knows

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Re: "natural predator"?

Good call. Additionally "Zebrafish are omnivorous, primarily eating zooplankton, phytoplankton, insects and insect larvae, although they can eat a variety of other foods, such as worms and small crustaceans, if their preferred food sources are not readily available."

They don't eat fish.

Ad watchdog: Amazon 'misleading' over Prime next-day delivery ads

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Re: Prime Complaints

I've never had a problem, but then I'm never really that desperate for the next day thing so don't watch that closely. I will watch more closely in future. Always nice to get free stuff.

Apple pulls iOS 12 beta 7 after less than 24 hrs

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Re: You contacted Apple for comment

There was a story within the lastg yearf where "An Apple spokesperson told us . . .". We all had a good giggle at the time :-)

Samsung Galaxy Watch: A tough and classy activity tracker

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Re: Half a Review?

"Platform rivals to the Apple’s WatchOS have been stagnating for years, with no new silicon from Qualcomm with which to take on the (now) all-conquering Apple smartwatch since 2016."

Please stop ignoring Garmin as a thing El Reg. It is a thing. It makes the best bits of tech that are dedicated to exercise. OK so it used to be dedicated to cycling, running, walking and specialist device swimming but now they wrap all that up in a nice package with all the other health stuff. And you get phone notifications on your wrist. And they are starting to add payment services.

Theres more tech companies in the world than Apple/Samsung/Google!!!!!!

Firefighters choke on Oracle's alleged smoke-and-mirrors cloud

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Re: Ahhh, the Oracle we all know and love

"Also 143m seems quite a low number for the type of fund"

You made me look it up . . . . $147,902,939 under management.

Nah, it won't install: The return of the ad-blocker-blocker

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The Indy can't be as bad as the Liverpool Echo

"Just try to visit UK daily newspaper The Independent without an ad-blocker (remembering to disable media autoplay as you go) and you'll find yourself mired in a swirling nightmare of digital ad manure that keeps jumping around but never completes loading. "

On the rare occasion I mistakenly hyperlink into https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/ I just spend my time fighting the thing to stop throwing awfulness at me before I manage to close the tab in disgust. The things in unreadable and blocks your adblocker.

BBC websites down tools and head outside into the sun for a while

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Re: No comment?

The analysis of the outage is insightful. And well written. I wish some of the customer comms I have written under stress had read that well :-(

HPE supercomputer is still crunching numbers in space after 340 days

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I was wondering why the power switch didn't have a guard over it . . .

ReactOS 0.4.9 release metes out stability and self-hosting, still looks like a '90s fever dream

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Re: Last time I looked it was lacking virtual network drivers

Why use Hyper-V?

Presumably there was a choice between installing Virtualbox or finding the driver and the latter was chosen . . .

How much do you think Cisco's paying erstwhile Brit PM David Cameron?

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Re: Whatever he's being paid

I couldn't really give a shit about whether the EU or the UK are more democratic (I do think - check my old posts - that the UK system is horribly undemocratic though).

What worries me most is that the EU makes much better decisions and better laws for the good of all of us than the UK ever has. Our worlds a better place for it. In new world we have to be like (or in slavery to his hedge fund) Jacob Rees Mogg . . . Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccc........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Samsung’s new phone-as-desktop is slick, fast and ready for splash-down ... somewhere

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Developing world use cases

Once this makes its way onto lower end devices then isn't there a place for it in a world where people can't afford a phone and a PC? Might be a viable like that in corporate environments as well. Just give everyone a smartphone and set some hot desks up with these docks.

Vast numbers of users just need telecoms, a browser (for their business apps), email and office. Could knock a significant percentage off corporate IT budgets.

You wanna be an alpha... tester of The Register's redesign? Step this way

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Re: My Comments

Cool that worked. I'd move the first ad below the first story if I were you though - or have a smaller ad - not a nice experience just seeing the masthead and huge ugly boring ad when you access the page.

(HTC11 - Firefox)

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Looks like they haven't sold the ad today.

Can't we have the ad just down one side of the page - would allow the responsive design much more space to show some headlines.

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Re: My Comments

On desktop: Feels like there's way too much whitespace - alot of downward scrolling needed. If you have gone full responsive design, why isn't the site filling my browser width? I can only see 9 articles before I have to scroll. On classic I can see 10 even though you've wasted a 3rd of the space with a picture of some chips. You don't really need all that space for those background adds do you?

On mobile: I can't really tell the difference.

My tuppence.

Automated payment machines do NOT work the same all over the world – as I found out

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Re: Cash, always

Yes, read this https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/travel/cheap-travel-money/

All becomes clear.

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Re: Same experience...

You also freed a fat kid from a cycle gate and played a banjo / bagpipe duet? Wow . . hell of a coincidence :-)

UK taxman warned it's running out of time to deliver working customs IT system by Brexit

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Re: Those guestimates are just that guesses

If I could upvote you more . . .

Pint - but best not hop whilst drinking

Teradata lobs sueball at SAP, alleges HANA based on its 'trade secrets'

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Re: Forcing HANA

Not sure its true. I was working at one of the biggest SAP shops in the world (Unilever) when HANA was launched and there was no rough stuff. Actually, more a "this looks like an advance, bring it on" attitude from the business & techies.

I sense Teradata clutching at straws before they go under here.

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Re: revenues of $2.3m, and net loss of $67m

And if you ever dealt with them its not hard to see why. All sales pitch and no delivery.

Now Microsoft ports Windows 10, Linux to homegrown CPU design

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Re: Still at the FPGA stage after all these years?!?!?!?!???

"Great for Microsoft, but if that happens the days of open computing are over."

That must be why they ported Linux onto it . . .

Tech firms, come to Blighty! Everything is brill! Brexit schmexit, Galileo schmalileo

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Re: Brexit Schmexit and other Perverse Costly Abominations

I'd love to go for a pint with amanfrommars. Would love to know how he constructs his usual posts. They are genius.

Lets face it we are all strangers in a strange land to some degree.

Google freezes Android P: Get your shoes on, tire-kicking devs

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Get em young . .

Bit harsh implying that getting them young is a Google tactic and not an Apple one.

Apple have been subsidizing their kit into schools very heavily for the last 10 - 15 years.

Chief EU negotiator tells UK to let souped-up data adequacy dream die

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Re: The more I listen to the EU...

"...the more I conclude that it is the EU itself that is trying to have its cake and eat it."

I think its more that the EU has baked its cake, is enjoying eating its cake. The UK wants it to change the recipe to something less palatable.

Welcome to Ubuntu 18.04: Make yourself at GNOME. Cup of data-slurping dispute, anyone?

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Re: "opt-out was probably the best choice"

"I don't mind downvotes, but I'm honestly curious here -- why is this comment getting them? Can someone give me the counterargument?

I believe what I said is true because I have yet to see "anonymized" data collection that can't be de-anonymized whenever the entity holding the data wants to do it."

They aren't collecting any PII data. Theres nothing they have they could de-anonymouse.

Your software hates you and your devices think you're stupid

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Re: 80s music was mostly dire

I always liked The Cure . . . 'Boooooys Dooooon't Crrrrrryyyyyy' . . . . yes they do. About their gadgets :-)

UK Ministry of Justice knocks down towers, brings IT BACK in-house

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Re: Tower of tickboxes

They aren't getting rid of the towers. Its the Service Integration layer across the top of the towers they are bringing back in house. Sensible.

Co-op says IT upgrade project going swell since axing IBM

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Re: Years of under-investment

Coop Bank were still running Windows XP less than 18 months ago and the programme to upgrade was barely off the ground. I'd say years of under investment is about right.

The Register Lecture: How to build your own tractor beam

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Transporter (to pub) please?

Surely the transporter is the leap forward. What use is an attraction device (tractor beam) compared to being able to instantly transport oneself from work to pub!!

Oracle sued over claims of shoddy service, licensing designed to force adoption of its kit

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Re: Why hasn't Oracle died yet?

I disagree with the 'just as crap bit'.