* Posts by damingo

6 posts • joined 19 Aug 2009

French woman gets €800 a month for electromagnetic-field 'disability'

damingo
FAIL

Poor choice of words?

“We can no longer pretend it is not a real psychiatric condition.”

"Psychiatric Condition" - A mental disorder, also called a mental illness, psychological disorder or psychiatric disorder, is mental or behavioral pattern that causes either suffering or a poor ability to function in ordinary life.

So you're admitting that its all in her head and not a physical condition? If I say that the aliens are talking to me in my head can I have £££?

Mines the one with the tin foil hat in the pocket.

For fax's sake: Medic chaos as e-Referrals system goes offline

damingo
FAIL

System offline message....

Firstly the website for making appointments has a failed SSL Cert. But more entertainingly if you take a look at the source code for the "Sorry were offline" message (https://www.ebs.ncrs.nhs.uk/) you can see that it was written using Microsoft Office!!! I bet they charged the NHS £££ for a "specialist message displaying system".

FAIL.

Drone owners told: stay out of bushfire skies

damingo

Or just boom

It should read....

"CASA and the Rural Fire Service have both said that if drones are seen at or near fire-grounds, they would have little choice but to [SHOOT THEM DOWN WITH PREJUDICE]."

Google Nexus 7 shipping cock-up enrages fandroids

damingo
Stop

Shop anyone!?

Should have just gone to Currys and bought one like me, I've had one for two days!

Also, its great! :-P

Homeland Sec., RIAA Torrent lists published

damingo
Devil

The book that is face

So, they use facebook all over the site, you comment and they see an IP address. Mehaps they are linking names with IP's in their database?

Oh and the "removal" section requires you to log in with your FB account to be removed:

"Please remove the evidence of my piracy, my IP is 192.168.1.1 and my name is Fred, and I live at 1 White House Drive and you can send my summons to that address. Thanks FB User 123".

US military cyber force activated

damingo
Linux

NETFORCE

Anyone ever read Tom Clancy's NETFORCE novels? Sounds oddly familiar.

Mines the one with the VR Headgear in the pocket

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