* Posts by chr0m4t1c

939 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Aug 2009

Nokia threatens to elbow Apple's rival nano-SIM off a cliff

chr0m4t1c

Re: Yet another reason

I did RTFuckingA and it looks like a fair summing up to me, Nokia appear to be saying that if their design for the SIM is not picked, then they will not allow any of the patents that form part of the current standard to be used in the new one.

That's like Ferrari telling Sauber that if they don't paint their car red and stick Ferrari badges on it they can't use the engine.

Don't get me wrong, I don't particularly care which design is picked, but I can say which company appears to be behaving like a three year old.

Apple IP details tech for 'iTV' innards

chr0m4t1c

Re: another name?

iDiot's Lantern for a kind of retro-modern feel.

Actually, thinking about it, Google missed a trick last year in not getting GoogleTVs branded "GoogleBox".

Am I getting too old? Does anyone else remember TV sets being referred to as "Idiot's Lantern" and/or "Goggle Box"?

Report: Nokia, Apple battle over ultra-tiny nano-SIMs

chr0m4t1c

Correction

>Standards groups are increasingly forums within which companies push the technology they own rather than the best solution to the problem.

"Standards groups have always been forums within which companies push the technology they own rather than the best solution to the problem."

There, I fixed that for you.

iPhone 5 gets a 5in screen

chr0m4t1c

Re: hardware specs

I think you're confusing idle speculation from a source that has yet to make a correct prediction with actual product.

Android store spotted in China ... selling iPhones

chr0m4t1c

Probably look-alikes

Go on eBay and search for "dual sim touchscreen" to be presented with a huge number of handsets that look almost identical to iPhones, often running Android and possibly an iPhone skin.

Seems likely that this is what is for sale in this shop, but without any pictures it's difficult to tell.

The Facebook job test: Now interviewers want your logins

chr0m4t1c

Re: Try this one on for size...

No, I tell them I don't have one.

Almost none of my details (including my picture) are public, so they'd have a hard time proving that I have an account, especially given the number of people who share my name.

If I thought there was a real risk I could even just change the name so I don't match any likely search results.

You're crap and paid too much for the little work you actually do

chr0m4t1c

Re: So cynical...

Were the daughter and the prostitute two different people?

iPad subsidies axed for Microsoft S&M fanbois

chr0m4t1c

Re: Yup...

I don't know enough about the internals of banking, but isn't a standing order also done as a BACS transfer?

In which case, they presumably reduced the number of transfers from 140k to 139k while also inconveniencing 139k staff.

Or are standing orders charged differently?

Fanbois will get wet queuing for iPad 3

chr0m4t1c

Won't make any difference in Newcastle

Both the Fanboi stores in the North East are inside shopping malls.

What I want to know is what happened to Geordieland, around five years ago there wasn't even a Starbucks and now they're every other shop and there are two Apple stores.

I blame the X-Factor. (May as well.)

'The new iPad' revealed: Full specs, rumor scorecard

chr0m4t1c

Re: iTunes is utter rubbish. What bolox

>Come back and talk when you're talking 80,000 tracks, including books on MP3, split over 2 networked drives. See if you're that keen then.

Really? Wow, I thought I was bad with 19,000 tracks over 1,600 albums.

I'd expect those numbers to tax any music organizer/player, what do you use?

Auto-correct cock-up sends schools into lockdown

chr0m4t1c

Good job he didn't use Twitter

He'd have been charged under the terrorism laws.

Well, if he'd been in the UK anyway.

Stolen NASA laptop had Space Station control codes

chr0m4t1c

Re: Drax!

I was thinking the same thing.

I wonder if anyone has counted the shuttle's to make sure none have been stolen.

Or made sure there aren't any biological warfare research labs just off Piazza San Marco in Venice.

Worth a check, do we think?

US shuts down Canadian gambling site with Verisign's help

chr0m4t1c

Re: Re: Re: Any with more info on this?

Because the people using the sites are proud upstanding American patriots, whereas the people running the sites are dodgy foreigners who might even have beards.

In an unrelated note: Does anyone know if any casinos in Vegas have been closed because people from Maryland went there to gamble?

Sony shifts more than a million PS Vitas

chr0m4t1c

Humble Pie

I thought it would be a massive flop, launching into a world that has moved on so much since the original PSP.

Seems I know even less about these things than I had expected.

Well done Sony, now sort out the backend systems.

Everything Everywhere pushes towards 4G, wants to show off its wad

chr0m4t1c

Re: Re: Re: LTE with 500Mb fair use

>or alternatively EE won't offer such silly limits.

You're joking, right? When Orange rolled out 3G all of those years ago they wanted £15 for 3Mb.

They're all pretty much the same, they want to posture about having rolled out the infrastructure and tell you what immense speeds you can get, but they don't want you to actually _use_ it, the technology isn't really up to that (and neither is their backbone).

Daniel Craig like Connery, Skyfall helmsman suggests

chr0m4t1c

Re: Re: RE: All I need now is for Bill Nighy to play the next Doctor Who :)

I still want Joanna Lumley to play the Doctor.

If nothing else, it'll give the Doctor/River relationship an entirely new dimension.

chr0m4t1c

No

He's a proud Scot who wants to see an independent Scotland and he demonstrates that by not only following Connery's example of not living in Scotland, but takes it one step further by not actually being Scottish.

BlackBerry PlayBook OS gets RIM spit 'n' polish

chr0m4t1c

Re: Re: Lipstick & Pig

I don't have a PlayBook, but I don't hate them, I just don't want one.

I think BB missed their market by a mile with the initial release by not having proper email built in and now they're still missing the target because there's no BBM or BES support - essentially they've brought out a device that doesn't do the things that BB are most known for.

It's like Burger King bringing out a burger that isn't flame-grilled.

Smart telly trends make Apple 'iTV' a certainty

chr0m4t1c

Re: Re: Re: Mac can't play AVIs or MKVs....

AirPlayer and GoodPlayer both do DLNA, I've not used either but GoodPlayer seems to have the better rating (and price).

There's also media:connect to make your device a DLNA server.

Proview wins new Chinese IPAD ruling as Apple threatens to sue

chr0m4t1c

Re: Re: Only 2 billion?

Because it would not only wipe the smile off the fanboi faces, but they would then be able to see the folly of their ways and join the righteous ranks of the fandroid (for surely they could chose no other platform) and we can move forward together in harmony into a utopian future.

At least until Google decides to stop opening the 'droid source and makes Moto the only licensed vendor.

Something along those lines I'd guess.

Unions: MoD 'mad to fire staff while increasing consultant spending'

chr0m4t1c

Re: Re: WOW

Not really.

1) Not all of the 60,000 will be service personnel.

2) Not all of the service personnel will have spent enough time in the service for the unhealthy lifestyle to have long-term effect on their health.

Revealed: Inside Apple-bothering Proview's crumbling factory

chr0m4t1c

Re: PROVEN, & ADMITTED! APPLE STOLE XEROX IP the THEFT HARMED XEROX.

Wow, spectacularly ill-informed rant there, chap.

Apple licensed the Xerox ideas and Xerox sent them engineers to help them implement the Mac GUI; this has already played out in a failed lawsuit from Xerox in 1989.

I'd also say you have no idea who Scully is or why he was the wrong guy.

Cupertino to ban permissionless address book copying

chr0m4t1c

@SYNTAX_ERROR

A) Outlook isn't the only address book on Windows.

B) It only does that for "unauthorised" programs, it's never asked me for permission when any of the Nokia sync programs access the address book for example.

There's a difficult balance to be struck here, Outlook doesn't provide any simple way for me to make sure "authorised" programs are blocked or to permanently allow "unauthorised" programs.

It's a headache for developers of all software (including those developing the OS) and it's a problem that most users don't care about until something like this happens and then they want someone to hang for it - but they'll completely forget about it in about a week and then complain bitterly that the enhanced security brought out as a result gets in the way.

Googorola's desire for iPhone royalties will upset Apple cart

chr0m4t1c

No, it's not irrelevant.

If we could take a step back from the players involved then you *may* be talking about a scenario like this:

Company X produces a phone that sells for $300 and uses a 10c chip from a third party supplier that implements part of the 3G standard.

That chip implements 100 patents from various companies that are included in the 3G standard, for which the chip manufacturer pays royalties to those companies.

For simplicity's sake, lets say those 100 patents are split in roughly equal measure between companies A, B and C.

Company A doesn't make phones and only asks for licenses from the chip manufacturer.

Companies B and C both make phones and so decide that whilst their licenses must also be bought by manufacturers using the chips, they will not charge each other anything (even though company C ships three times the number of phones of company B).

Now, along comes company X with their new phone. Company A charges them nothing (fair), company B charges them 0.225c per chip (could also be considered fair), company C charges them 2.25% per handset - i.e. $6.75. Is that even slightly fair or reasonable?

N.B. I'm not defending or attacking any company in particular here, just trying to illustrate the scenario; it's all very well hating a company, but don't let that stop you supporting what's right. You'd be pretty upset if you were charged double when you went shopping because you happened to earn twice the average wage.

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@RichyS

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Royal astro-boffin to MPs: Stop thinking about headlines

chr0m4t1c
Joke

So...

Unless I'm miss-interpreting your post, you're suggesting we put Prof Brian Cox and Dr Alice Roberts into a breeding programme?

That would certainly redress the lack of focus that's been put on eugenics since the end of the second world war....

Nokia: No Belle download for Apple users

chr0m4t1c

Completely confused

I plugged my N8 into my Mac, started NSU, which downloaded an update for itself and then downloaded and installed Belle on my phone a couple of days ago.

Did I imagine this?

(I other words, WTF is this article talking about?)

O2 quietly cans gratis Cloud Wi-Fi connectivity

chr0m4t1c

A more plausible explanation for your poor data rates may be that Giffgaff are offering unlimited data for £10/month and the only way that O2 could sustain that business model will be to throttle the traffic.

Surprise: Neil Young still hates digital music

chr0m4t1c

I think you over-estimate the hearing capabilities of the bulk of the population; if they could tell the difference then they wouldn't have switched from portable CD players to MP3 players in the first place.

My father-in-law genuinely can't tell the difference between Metallica and Paloma Faith, as far as he's concerned they live in a box labelled "stuff I don't like". It/'s the same story with the majority of my friends, they categorise music as "good" and "rubbish", mostly based on whether they encountered it before or after they turned 20 or if they identify with the image of the artist or not.

It saddens me greatly, but I think you'll find they are the majority and that they can't tell the difference. If they could, then Simon Cowell would be a pauper.

EU snaps on glove, starts formal antitrust probe of Samsung

chr0m4t1c

If you actually look at facts, I think you'll find you're confusing "monopoly" with "most popular" or "only".

It's fair to say that the iPod has been the most popular MP3 player for quite some time, but you're only forced to use iTunes if you want to buy stuff from the iTunes store and even then you only need to use iTunes to transfer it to your device if it has DRM. I don't see how this is significantly different from having to use Windows Media Player to load PlaysForSure stuff onto a device.

And if you're not using DRM media bought from iTunes, then there are a huge number of pieces of third party software that will also load an iPod, some free some not free.

Yes, iTunes was a monopoly when it launched, but that was because it was more or less the only game in town - someone has to be first.

It's for (pretty much) the same reason that the iPad had almost 100% market share when launched and now it's more like 80%.

If you think about it, the only alternative is for the first company to tell all their competitors about their new product (and new market) and then wait for them to develop their own products before everyone launches at the same time, which is all very nice but doesn't make terribly good business sense.

Ultrabooks will devour notebook biz by 2016 - report

chr0m4t1c

>Remind me how you get paid for stating the bleeding obvious again?

1. Change your name to G10 Research.

2. Stick this behind a paywall.

3. Profit!

Starship Voyager dumped into skip

chr0m4t1c

"All painting your house in magnolia shows is that you have no imagination or soul and that you could probably do with having a full tin of paint to the head."

Unfortunately, that describes a lot of potential buyers. I've known people decide against buying a property because they didn't like the seller's sofa or the colour of the spare bedroom walls.

And when you point out to them that the sofa will leave with the seller or that they can paint the bedroom walls whatever colour they like, you always get a reply that starts "I know, but...".

Apple offers cash for old kit

chr0m4t1c

Wake up, Reg

This site has been online for over a year now.

And yes, as noted elsewhere, the prices are rubbish.

Apple, Amazon and Google take lazy punters hostage

chr0m4t1c

(Coughs)

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/browse/

You only need a web browser for Apple too.

Yes, Apple don't sell physical stuff, but then neither do Google.

Also, I'm curious as to how you can fully evaluate the Amazon experience without buying into it in some way. Yes, I can read a Kindle book on my desktop, but I'm not fully evaluating the experience without actually buying a Kindle.

I can buy DRM free music from both companies that can be played on a "free" music player that came with my OS, but both *both* require proprietary download tools (iTunes, Amazon MP3 downloader); apart from Apple's "walled garden" for apps, there really isn't a significant difference between the two companies.

(And if you think that Amazon aren't seriously considering walling up their own garden once they have a decent spread of hardware, then you don't have a good grip on normal business practice).

chr0m4t1c

@a_been

>So the government should dictate that no one can create something new and patent it.

No, not in the slightest. What he's saying is that if standards are to be created (and mandated), then they should not contain patented technology - or maybe only include royalty free patents.

On the face of it, this looks like a bad idea (Company A does a lot of work in an area that gets included in a standard, but then makes no money from that work), but what about Company B who might have also done a lot of work in the same area only to see an effective monopoly handed to Company A?

Standards should benefit industry and consumers alike, but often only benefit a handful of companies and end up costing consumers more because of the hidden royalty payments.

Some of the money you paid for your mobile phone goes to Nokia, Motorola, Samsung and a handful of others irrespective of who made the phone because they hold essential patents covering the standards that it uses to access the networks. Remember, this is not optional stuff, this is stuff the phone *has* to do in order to operate on the network.

Still think this is communism by the back door?

Ceglia fined for failing to show evidence of Facebook ownership

chr0m4t1c

@AC 02.00

Your eight month old article appears to be talking about the same evidence that has failed to turn up in court.

The law firm that has "investigated the evidence" is the very same one that first decided to no longer represent Ceglia.

Are you sure you have read and understood both articles and the timeline?

At this stage, I'd guess he's not going to be a very rich man.

Virgin Media to push out nimble new broadband speeds

chr0m4t1c

The new firmware allows you to configure the (not so) SuperHub as a modem only, which should then give you no trouble whatsoever (mine doesn't, it just works as a drop-in replacement for the old modem).

Of course, I'm mildly annoyed that I paid the one-off fee to upgrade a few months ago, but I guess that there's always a risk when upgrading your tech that the next model will come out as soon as you buy the current one.

Xbox 720 and PS4 on show at E3 2012

chr0m4t1c

What's so difficult to believe?

Windows Media Centre and Windows 7 have offered DVR capabilities for almost as long as the Xbox360 has been around and they work quite well, what do you think the problem would be?

Darth Vader dies peacefully in hospital

chr0m4t1c

Darth Stig?

So Vader was a gestalt entity?

No wonder he was so difficult to kill.

Hasbro sues Asus over Transformer Prime moniker

chr0m4t1c
Coat

Where are the conspiracy wonks?

I'm surprised there isn't a single post suggesting Apple are paying Hasbro to do this, are all the nutters on holiday?

Google needs a very thorough frisking, say antitrust senators

chr0m4t1c

In this case, they probably should apply. Google is effectively a monopoly in the search space and it doesn't indicate that it will return results biased towards Google services, so ordinary folk have no reason to believe that it is returning anything other than independent results.

Put it this way: If you phoned 118 118 for a taxi firm and they always gave out the number of a firm they owned, would you feel like they were acting inappropriately or not?

Samsung hauls Apple into court over emoticon patent :-(

chr0m4t1c

@jonathanb

If that's the case, then Samsung are onto a loser with that part of the case, 'cos the iPhone doesn't do that (some apps do, but that's not Apple's fault).

If things continue like this the Germans will be back to tin-cans and string before long.

The moment a computer crash nearly caused my car crash

chr0m4t1c

Unfortunately

It's a well-documented phenomenon known as Risk Compensation.

Basically, if you feel that you are safer (or less likely to come to harm) then you will behave in a more risky way to ultimately balance out the risks.

It's why (for example) you might see a 4x4 driver tailgating more, or driving significantly over the speed limit even though their vehicle is (ironically) considerably less safe in those conditions than a normal saloon.

5th Gear did a series of tests where they crashed 4x4s into standard saloons in a series of typical accident scenarios, in each case the crash experts said the occupants of the saloon would almost certainly be killed instantly (sounds good for the 4x4 driver, doesn't it), but they also said that the 4x4 occupants would probably die from their injuries before any emergency services managed to get to the scene (not so good after all).

Nokia exec: Young fashonistas 'fed up' with iPhone

chr0m4t1c
WTF?

@AC 02.08

Really? No front-facing camera is a big deal?

I don't know anyone of any age who has ever made a video call other than to try it out as a novelty when first getting the phone.

All I can think is that you must work in marketing, because they are the only people who seem to give a sh*t about front-facing cameras.

US judge: Ad-pushers may be liable for 'facilitating' website piracy

chr0m4t1c
Joke

You're not thinking big enough:

The government provides money and people sometimes use money to buy illegal stuff, so the government should be held responsible. The copyright owners should just go after them for every lost sale (millions, surely) of every single work.

I think a sensible figure would be something like 10x the total wealth of the planet, based on previous claims.

Anything else would be pandering to the communists.

Steve Jobs' last design: New Apple HQ pics

chr0m4t1c

>4.Crewed by a slavish cult

I think you're mixing up employees and customers...

Apple preps TV enabled iMac ahead of own-brand telly

chr0m4t1c

No particular reason to limit the SKUs worldwide, most of the planet has either deployed or is in the process of deploying one of four or five digital standards which can be decoded with some pretty inexpensive kit.

In fact, if you can do DVB-T, DVB-T2 and ATSC you cover pretty much everywhere but South America, China and Japan.

It's the analogue standards that were all over the shop.

China pad peddler wins iPad name from Apple

chr0m4t1c

@Ivan

You're confusing IP with patents, IP mainly covers four areas:

Patents: What makes stuff work (like the formula of a food item or the operation of a machine).

Trademarks: Signs that distinguish you brand or product to the market, like logos or words.

Copyright: The automatic right that applies when a work is created.

Designs: Protection of the way something looks, like the cut and shape of a fashion item or the shape of an aeroplane.

I hope that's more useful than the other answers.

2011's Best... Cars

chr0m4t1c

10 years: Probably all of them.

20 years: Probably all but the Nissan; I expect advances in battery technology to make it obsolete, but it may be possible to refit it with newer battery technology in which case it may still be around.

30 years: Only the McLaren. How many Peugeot 305s, Mk1 Ford Fiestas or Datsun Sunnys do you see on the roads? Those are all 30 year old vehicles now.

Ultimately, the Leaf is probably the most awkward one; it's hands-down the best for someone on a restricted budget who only uses their car for short journeys (shopping trips, school runs, etc.). Unfortunately, those particular people are probably unable to even afford a £10k car, never mind a £26/31k one.

That means it's most likely to be bought by people who don't really need it, but can afford it. And a few of those (cough, Robert LLewellyn, cough) may even have large enough properties to put up sufficient solar panels to charge the car - effectively making it free to run from both a financial perspective and a carbon perspective. It's going to get an even bigger "smugmobile" reputation than the Prius.

Global warming much less serious than thought - new science

chr0m4t1c

Current predictions say that doubling of CO2 levels will lead to runaway change that will ultimately destroy life, but levels have already more than doubled in the last 21,000 years without causing that outcome - so it is entirely possible that the prediction is incorrect. There *may* be a level of atmospheric CO2 that will lead to runaway warming, but there may not.

Unfortunately, it seems we cannot correctly predict what those levels are and so may only find out when (if) it happens, at which point it is too late.

Last one alive turn out the lights.