Posts by Mark 127

Size is everything

Be the first time the lad has ever had 12 inches in his hands

Fitting new cat5?

Laying new cable, causes server outage.

NCH at thier worst..... YET AGAIN!

NCH are well known locally here, to by utterly incompetent, and unmoving in many cases, in which residents raise.

A quick look on the this is Nottingham (Nottingham Evening Post) website for Nottingham City Homes, will yield all the cannon fodder needed.

Also, as NCH is classified as a Housing Association, it has NOTHING to do with EITHER Notts City or County Councils.

In the words of Aveneue Q.....

.....the internet is for porn.

Wonder if.....

.....this device could be loaded with martial aids?

The HUNT strikes again!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/06/naughtie-andrew-marr-jeremy-hunt-gaffe_n_792401.html

Oh dear, the BBC really needs to sort their staff out :)

Feading the baby

Had many intresting calls, during my time @ BT Yahoo, in Derby (Untill they buggered the lot off to India), mostaly being called a Paki B******** (Asian I am not, 1/2 welsh maybe).

Anyways, can always remember one user from North Nottingham, called in with a driver issue on their Speedtouch 330 USB Modem.

Bearing in mind, my phone was on loud speaker (I broken my headset earlier), and was waiting for her comp to reboot.

Whilst talking to this lass, she suddenaly said.... gimmie a mo, just swapping my son onto my other tit.

Q myself with a big sh*t eating grin, perverted thoughts, and the lass next to me, blushing like buggery.

Finished the call, and the guy next to me just started howling with laughter.

Did wish I asked the lass, if I could jump onto the spare nipple, as I was hungry :D