* Posts by batfastad

894 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Aug 2009

Google in 24-hour cloud brownout

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Same

Cloud is great, means we don't have to peg it over to a datacentre at Bumf*ck Technology Park at 3am.

The fail comes when people think it's magically more than just a bunch of Dells in a datacentre.

If it's critical to your business and you have it running out of a single site/provider (cloud or not), and you complain when it falls down, then frankly you're an idiot.

Likewise if you've locked yourself in to a proprietary PaaS in a cloud which fails, then wind your neck in and don't complain to me.

Having said that >24hr outage is pretty spectacular... Brownout indeed!

Uber wants UK gov intervention over TfL’s '5-minute wait' rule

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Congestion?

Black cab drivers are worried about congestion all of a sudden? Interesting. In my experience they love it, aiming straight for the middle of it, suddenly unable to hear you when you tell them a less-used alternative route. Got to keep that meter ticking over!

Don't know about you but I'd rather have streets jam packed with silent emission-less Priae than all those black diesels belching out.

Oh and by the way Uber's about 1/3rd of the price. Moar Uber pls.

Shall we Drupal 8? Hint: it's not a verb, but the 8th version of Drupal

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Re: Drupals Main Flaw is the Updating

Drupal's main a crippling flaw is its terrible performance, caused by an insane reliance on database for configuration, content, sessions and caching. I don't have a problem with a CMS hitting a database but just make sure you're not hitting it 2k+ times per page. Guess where Drupal's cache is stored? Yeah, database.

With the admittedly insane flexibility that Drupal offers, you pay for that massively in performance. Saw a Drupal codebase recently that wasn't able to get more than 2 req/s out of the box even with Drupal's database caching enabled. Switching to memcached for caching made a minor improvement up to 10 req/s but it just moved a couple of hundred round trips from a DB instance to a memcached instance. Drop Varnish/nginx in front... happy days. 500 req/s no problem. Until a user decides to login, then back to square one.

Fans will quote that blah-whatever.org high-traffic website is powered by Drupal. Sure, powered by Drupal, behind 3 layers of static file caching/CDN.

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Polish

Worked with Drupal a year or two ago. Does it still take a minimum of 100 DB queries to render a page? And does it still cache PHP code in the database and execute with eval()?

In our case it was more like 2000 DB queries per page due to the number of modules shovelled all over it. A module to make a headline in upper case, a module to trim the headline to X chars, etc.

Either way, out of the box performance of a stock Drupal 7 was really poor compared to the in-house ground-up system that was replacing it.

PostgreSQL learns to walk and chew gum

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Re: MySQL versus PostgreSQL comparison

@Alan Brown Please post your my.cnf

How can it possibly be time to patch Xen again?

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A lousy time?

... I'm not so sure. Ok it's annoying to have to patch software in your environments. But I always find it encouraging to see software vendors/developers release patches regularly and rapidly.

Anyone who thinks any software is bug-free is dreaming. With open source software you at least have that visibility and transparency and in theory alot more scrutiny on the code than with closed source. I shudder to think of how many critical bugs there are in MS software (simply an example) that few outside of MS will ever know about and that might never be patched before the next major release in X years.

US, UK big banks to simulate mega-hacker cyber-attack

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W&nking Shark II?

Is it just me that glanced at this and thought it was called W&nking Shark II? It's 09:00 and no coffee yet, that's my excuse.

Luckily my ICR will only show www.theregister.co.uk and not the content of this post, as it's just like an itemised phone bill don't you know.

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Employed by one of the high-street mega systems integrators? They have a track record for always snapping up the most talented people.

Licence to snoop: Ipso facto, crypto embargo? Draft Investigatory Powers bill lands

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Re: As voted for by YOU!

It's sadly true. Keeping people stupid and scared is essential.

A thing I didn't mention in my rant but everyone should immediately dig up a documentary called "The Power of Nightmares" from the early 2000s. Required viewing.

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Big Brother

As voted for by YOU!

As voted for by YOU!

And people say democracy in the UK is not broken?

Either the blues or the reds get voted in, despite more people actually not voting for them. Some vague waffle on their manifesto and in press conferences about how everything will be wonderful. Then do whatever they absolutely fscking want when they get in because they feel they have a mandate, advised by the usual crew of blazer-wearing eunuchs and history of art degrees.

I despair. I really do. The Great British public had a chance to modernise with the referendum on AV (though not perfect, still better than FPTP IMO) but they p1ssed it away.

Constant coalition politics, so loonies on both sides are kept in check, preventing the vague lurch of Tories<->Labour, encourages long-term strategy instead of getting through until the next election, might even encourage constructive debate in Parliament instead of the school playground bickering you normally see between Gov and opposition. A legislative cycle of 2-3 years, parties submit the exact diffs of the legislation they wish to change/add. It is then voted on by the people who will be governed by that legislation, then changes merged or rejected.

... Or something like that, I've not figured out the details. Just vote batfastad in as your great leader overlord and it will all be wonderful. I promise.

On a less-ranty note, who the heck is paying for all this? Oh, me, you etc as usual. Cheers May, you witch.

Chef kicks off London conference with buyout and product releases

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Puppet

Ever tried installing Chef Server on CentOS/RHEL?

A 400MB RPM, 2GB installed size, flaky as hell. And not even a repo.

That's assuming you've managed to find the community edition through all the upselling - though the Puppet site is just as bad in that respect.

KeePass looter: Password plunderer rinses pwned sysadmins

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Big Brother

LastPass? I'll pass.

It's fine as I use LastPass because it's much easier to just let someone else have all my passwords, all in one convenient place, which is somewhere else, someone else's cloud presumably. They take great care of them for me.

All your passwords are belong to ------------------------------------>

'Govt will not pass laws to ban encryption' – Baroness Shields

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Diff

"absolutely confirm that there is no intention in forthcoming legislation either to weaken encryption or provide back doors."

If we must have monolithic parties, they should provide diffs of any changes to legislation they wish to enact as part of their manifesto. When a party is then elected, only those changes can be committed to legislation. At least the people get a say on the laws that they will have to live under and can in effect veto any significant changes.

It will put an end to Govs coming in and doing whatever the fsck they want once elected, usually defending their actions with "well you elected us".

Or something like that... I haven't worked out the details.

It's almost time for Australia's fibre fetishists to give up

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Sweat the assets!

So how long will it take to get these sub-fibre speeds outside of a lab and down the typical copper line length of 0.5-3 miles? Yeah.

Keep sweating that copper asset boys!

Fibre. All over the place. 20 years ago.

Anons blow Japanese airports off-course in dolphin cull protest

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> What's the world coming to? I'm off to protest world hunger at WHSmiths later because as everyone knows if Airports are the reason behind cruelty to Dolphins then it stands to reason WHSmiths are guilty of world hunger.

... and thirst. I mean £2 for a bottle of water, or free if you buy a newspaper that you don't want for £1.40.

'Get a VPN to defeat metadata retention' is good advice. Sometimes

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Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Good old HTML 4 default table styling... I have missed you!

Oracle points patching firehose at 154 vulnerabilities

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Re: Great!

The versions of Java required for most of the above were released well before Oracle got involved.

Lets not pretend Java wasn't just as $hit under Sun.

batfastad

Great!

Unfortunately I've got a bunch of NetScalers, Cisco ASAs and various DRAC/iDRAC versions which all refuse to work unless there's a specific Java version installed. And the moon is in gibbous phase. And you walked past a black cat on Tuesday 64th of Octember.

UK MPs have right old whinge about ‘defunct’ Wilson Doctrine

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Re: Fair enough

As a taxpayer I would like to see a breakdown of how much time my MP is spending on confidential private/consulting work for you or any other individuals or organisations. I would then expect the MP to cross-charge you directly for any time spent on confidential matters that are of no benefit to other constituents :P

batfastad

Fair enough

If anyone deserves to have their communications monitored it's the people who work for us. In fact perhaps their comms should be made publicly available in real time, to avoid thousands of FoI requests every minute.

Google publishes crypto mandate for Android 6.0

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Re: Honeypot

Yes I do forget Marshmallow's new permission system, because I've not seen a device with it yet. Are there any devices running it that are available to buy from a shop today?

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FAIL

Honeypot

This is awesome news. All the stuff on my device is encrypted. Let's get to work and download some applications!

Thank you for downloading Really Simple Calculator App. This app needs access to:

- Contacts

- Messages

- Call history

- Location data

- E-mail accounts

- Cloud files

- Pictures and media

- Microphone

- Camera

- Browsing history

...

Terror, terror everywhere: Call the filter police, there's a madman (or two) in town

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BOOO!

This... https://twitter.com/NatInsec/status/656555673564663808

Junk your IT. Now. Before it drags you under

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Re: You've got it backwards

This!

Prime example... Loading an Excel file in Office XP on my Windows 7 VM at home. Compared to Office 2013 on Windows 7 at work, with SSD and Core i7 no less. Instant in Excel XP, ~3s in Excel 2013.

Do I need a ribbon with gradients and rounded buttons when flat, easily drawn menus will do? No I don't. But a UI design committee and development team somewhere decided I did. A simple example of changes made by developers throughout applications.

Developers/designers will use whatever latest shiny they can, so long as performance doesn't get significantly worse with that iteration of the product.

Facebook's UK wing paid just £4k in corporation tax last year

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Pint

Re: Minimum

* Please excuse my lack of typing ability and poor sentence construction.

I blame the 10 minute post editing deadline. And ----------------------------------->

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Stop

Re: Minimum

> It helps when the playing field is level and the rules are not rigged in favour of the big players and against the little people...

Sort of. But blame incompetence, ignorance and a mid-to-top civil service, MPs and their advisors filled with blazer eunuchs and history of art degress. Hardly the fault of Facebook et al.

Just out of interest which specific rules are you referring to that are rigged in favour of big players against the little people?

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Minimum

So that entity paid their legal obligation of corporation tax. Like I paid my legal obligation of income tax.

Hate the game not the player!

Furious LastPass fans fear password wrangler's fate amid LogMeIn's gobble

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Big Brother

All your base

All your passwords are belong to ----------------------------------------------------------->

Disk boxes, security tools, etc: What Amazon announced at its AWS shindig on Wednesday

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And even more are attending their marketing seminars to get their marketing badge on their CVs! Sorry, I meant certifications.

It's VMs, run by someone else, with a bunch of automation, APIs and other hosted services on top. Can you read our website? Congratulations, have a certified architect badge!

DevOps tools: The beginner's guide to Chef

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Puppet et al

Tried deploying Chef server a while ago but got bored after a massive RPM download and a 2GB application directory containing all manner of embedded dependent services.

Puppet's ok, gets a +1 from me for at least providing a yum repo.

GCHQ's exploding doughnut threatens to ooze into innocent field

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Permission

Permission denied.

1) Go ahead anyway, security services are above the law.

2) Secret legal case in a secret court.

Permission granted!

Ubuntu 15.10: More kitten than beast – but beware the claws

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XFCE / Xubuntu

There... much better.

You're welcome.

Asus ZenPad 10 Z300C: Cheap tab, dock combo you can turn up to 11

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Netbooks

Netbooks are a dead market they said! The future is touch they said!

Erm?

Here are the God-mode holes that gave TrueCrypt audit the slip

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Black Helicopters

Audit

Depends who did the audit. I mean, who really did the audit.

KARMA POLICE: GCHQ spooks spied on every web user ever

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Priorities

And yet there are still people sleeping in cardboard boxes.

fsckers.

Revealed: Why Amazon, Netflix, Tinder, Airbnb and co plunged offline

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If only there was a way

But that's fine because you've built the service that provides revenue for your business to scale across multiple providers, or at least failover to another? Or at least using multiple AZs within Amazon? Right?

The only fail here is people relying on the availability of a single site. The same fail everyone has been talking about for 30+ blinking years.

Thousands cut off from email after EE bungles domain renewal

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ISP

ISP e-mail addresses? From an ISP that's been defunct for probably 15 years? These people deserved it.

Microsoft has developed its own Linux. Repeat. Microsoft has developed its own Linux

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Eeek

Well you don't actually think they'd be running an entire cloud infrastructure on Active Directory DNS+DHCP/Group Policy/Exchange?

Storage silo unification from file sharer ownCloud

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Thumb Up

Good!

Been running OwnCloud on and off for quite a few years now, before everyone went cloud and privacy bonkers. I've got to say well done to them so far, it's now really polished and they've avoided the temptation to break a great product by felching on loads of features onto the core that can be easily integrated with addons.

Been a year or so since I checked on Android's native CardDAV/CalDAV support... nope still doesn't exist. I'll give those third party CardDAV/CalDAV apps a go one of these days.

Britain's FBI wants 'Five Eyes' cosy hookups with infosec outfits

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Big Brother

Drowning

So the self-styled National Crime Agency is drowning in all that yummy illegal-until-recently-legalised-as-voted-for-by-you data? Who would have guessed.

"This will apparently help the agency reach across jurisdictions, and bust underworld gangs around the planet." Sounds like The National Crime Agency chiefs fancied getting in on the international jetset of knobhead mid-to-senior ranking civil servants to me... we just have to go and visit our colleages in Mauritius to see how they handle these issues, it's lovely at this time of year.

Synology systematically soups up filer software

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APPLE WATCH

Next gen NAS boxes by X company have many new features, one of the many being Apple Watch support. What shall we choose as the lead picture for this article about this NAS box? A big picture of an APPLE WATCH.

HEY EVERYONE... APPLE WATCH!

Did I say APPLE WATCH?

What should we do with this chunk of dead air? Ofcom wants to know

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Joke

Spectrum

"The regulator argues that lots of spectrum is underused, or not used for the most productive things"

Like DAB for instance?

Just joking. I like the radio to sound like a potato. Underwater.

SPACE WHISKY: Astro malt pongs of 'rubber and smoked fish'

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</p.>

Snigger.

Files on Seagate wireless disks can be poisoned, purloined – thanks to hidden login

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IoT?

Yeah... good luck with that.

Web hosting biz Servint hit by network-toppling DDoS attack

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Servint

These articles are usually when I get guffaw at users of Farthosts, 1&1, GoDaddy etc. But d'oh this one actually affects me.

Been using Servint for some pretty important bits and bobs for a long time and they are really really good. This must be the first outage >10mins I've seen to any of my services with them for probably 8+ years. My monitoring didn't show much interruption to be honest so maybe I just got lucky.

Oh did I say Servint were good? I meant they're rubbish, really rubbish, so please stay away and leave just them to me ;)

Dropbox DROPS BOX as service GOES TITSUP worldwide

batfastad

Oh no...

... I can't access the files in the 2MB of storage space that Dropbox give.

The enterprise hardware market is growing. You read that right. Growing

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Hello darkness my old friend

Ah yes, the default HTML 4 table styling, how I have missed thee!

More deaths linked to Ashley Madison hack as scammers move in

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Insane

So many insanely intolerant/dumb comments on here sometimes. Then I realise... these commentards are actually allowed to vote! And procreate!

Boffins raise five-week-old fetal human brain in the lab for experimentation

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Says who?

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Coat

Mental!

Sorry.