* Posts by Terry 6

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I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue

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Re: Chalk missiles

I'm genuinely ambidextrous. Which doesn't just mean writing with both hands because I can't. I was forced to write with my right and it's a hard habit to break.

But it also doesn't mean always being able to use either hand for anything, though I find it pretty easy to switch.

Some jobs seem better right handed and some left. And some tasks seem to depend on circumstances. I seem to shave right handed, most often. And this I think is because the mirror is to the right of the sink. About 15 years ago we had a new bathroom and the change seemed to follow that,

I'll tend to do fine movements LH and strength movements RH I think. I'm more likely to throw RH and pick things up LH I think. But tbh I'm not sure until I try. I don't think I've thought about it much. Watch goes on right wrist. It just doesn't feel good on the left side.

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Re: Stick it up your USB!

Well yes. We've all said stuff like that here before. As for at home, main house computer has 3 HDDs. One is just for Macrium Reflect disk images. One has backups of the data partitions that contains family photos and documents.

And the laptops all backup across network to that too.

Which in turn backs up to an external HDD that I swap from time to time.

And yes, I also back some stuff up to various free "cloud" drives. Just in case.

And I store stuff away from home too.

Because "Just in case" is bound to happen - especially if you don't.

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These days they're online of course. And in a database format so that you can't just work through it. And IT NEVER FUCKING TELLS YOU ABOUT THE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW!

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These days, in my retirement, I invigilate exams.

And a lot of kids use PCs.

And we tell them at the start, before the exam clock starts to save using a header with their name and subject. And keep saving. And I have signs up saying KEEP SAVING . And then I spend the next 2 or 3 hours checking and reminding. And some of the kids still don't fucking save their precious work.

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Re: The user is right

That was actually what I did. For about 25 years. And for other teams too.

But when I started in education there was no IT support. We had to do it ourselves. I used to run training for school heads and deputies on how to save to and copy floppy discs and so on.. (No HDDs then).

And the so called experts that came along to deliver any new piece of tech were just con men with shiny bits of kit.

They'd say "Oh yes, this device/programme is easy to use, You won't need training, it's dead straight forward". etc etc.

No it fucking wasn't. Ever!

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That's my dream. Not the TV but the car radio. In the car. Arrive at destination Turn car off, do business, return to car, turn car on, radio resumes from where I left off.

Technology never lives up to wishes.

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I had a colleague ( not in my IT part f the work) who could not bare to see anything thrown out. Anything.

On our annual clear out we'd have a skip. My rules were; If you couldn't have found it when you needed it* there was no point keeping it and, If in doubt, chuck it out.

As quickly as I put stuff in the skip she'd be taking it out again. It became a kind of disposal arms race.

*I'd ask her, "Did you even know we had this?" or "Did you have any ideas where it was?".

The answer was invariably, "No, but..."

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Re: hang on a moment...

Any one in any circumstances who simply and repeatedly ignores a "do you want to do this sensible and safe thing?" message is responsible. Choosing "no" is a deliberate act.

I don't know but it's been said, Amphenol plugs are made with lead

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Re: So why did it have a dead power supply?

There's a psychological weakness in all redundant equipment systems. When one goes over the knowledge that there's another still working means that no one gets too bothered. It's tomorrow's problem and we all know that tomorrow......

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Re: "The router went dark"

And I used it to make sure that the totals for number of clients recorded as seen=total for all staff members records= total male+female=total for each location=total of all ethnic categories. Because it never did otherwise. Not once ever.

The trick was to find two that did match and adjust the others proportionately.

Here's a great idea: Why don't we hardcode the same private key into all our smart home hubs?

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Some people like to abdicate responsibility. When stuff happens they like to say, "You must have a way in, surely".

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Re: "smart home product manufacturing 101"

Security ? They've heard of it.

Err? Maybe not.

BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here

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Re: " wine has no affect on "

Probably right to do so. Especially in Physiology/Psychology where the words have important and precise roles.

In language terms however, while the two words have different roots, affectus and effectus, respectively acted upon and carrying out an action - and so different meanings, they sound pretty much identical because a and e tend to become a generic uh sort of sound. And since there is an overlap between the noun and verb forms ( you affect something, which produces an effect, and you can have an effect on someone's emotions) for most users of English the distinction is wafer thin.

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Re: " wine has no affect on "

There was discussion sometime list week about the variations of your/you're vanishing (because of idiots who don't know the difference between you have (your) and you are (you're).

I can't countenance that horror.

But maybe the affect/effect business can go. Because they are so contradictory and confusing.

Affect -[ noun ] feelings or emotions [ verb] to produce an effect

Effect [noun] the result of an action or various related meanings [verb ] to make something happen, i.e. produce a result or effect.

And frankly, since " it does my head in" and I'm used to that sort of stuff, it's madness to impose it on folks just going about their daily business.

Could an AI android live forever? What, like your other IT devices?

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Software

Forget pumps and batteries.

Any future Android will have software carefully designed and thoroughly tested. Then fucked up at the last minute because the marketing dept. will suddenly decide that there needs to be advertising running just above the eyes, which is to directly linked to analysing the device's running task and feeding instructions back to the OS core.

The seven deadly sins of the 2010s: No, not pride, sloth, etc. The seven UI 'dark patterns' that trick you into buying stuff

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Re: It's all obvious when you know them

Seems they (sales) don't like a 'good deal for all involved' - they prefer to ream people out, even if it hurts their business in the long run. Never really understood them and gave up trying,

I too have suffered this. As a buyer.I'd offered a local company the same price I was paying nearby, if I was to buy some other expensive kit at teh same time ( to save me buying at two different places.) They said no. The other place, however, accepted the mirror deal and sold me the kit I wanted at the lower price available, wanting to keep my custom. And as they said to me, "we still make a profit, what's to lose?"

There seems to be a version of sales people who'd rather sell 10 units with a £5 markup than 50 units with a £4 markup.

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Re: AVG FREE ANTIVIRUS, I AM LOOKING AT YOU.

For my late mother I had Teamviewer installed. And an icon on her screen that just said "HELP".

And I did the rest.

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Re: think of the children!

Some bricks and mortar supermarkets do an equivalent trick. particularly with kids' toys. They'll have a display of some range that's attractive to kids. With SALE plastered over it. But the items the kids really want will be full price, and some junky stuff next to it will be reduced.

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That Curry's con goes back a long way. In my youth I had a decent little camera. My dad borrowed it and it got broken so he gave me the money for a new one. I went back to Dixon's and the exact same (apparently) camera was now rebadged as an own brand. (It was a long time ago. We were more innocent then).

It never worked right. The film didn't wind on properly for a start, so the pictures overlapped..

After I'd given up on it and bought a better one I took it apart.

They'd replaced the original metal toothed wheels with plastic ones. That the film just slipped over. Every part that they could they could make cheaper and nastier they had. It wasn't sold any cheaper btw.

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Fake price differences

Amazon are terrible for this. The same item will have a range of sellers' prices. Ranging from well over priced to quite reasonable.(Sorted by price). But when you add in the P&P the prices all become the same.

As in - a pen filler worth about 50p. Priced at £5 on Prime, £4.50 + 50p postage on ordinary. Down to 20p with £4.80 P&P from Joe's pen emporium.

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Re: think of the children!

John Brown (no body)

Oh yes. The fake sale made legal by a tiny notice that says "Sold at the higher price between 26 December and 1st January at our stores in Lower Shitting, North Dumping and Arsehole Central".

Oh snap! The road's closed. Never mind, Google Maps has a plan...

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Re: The technology is somewhat hit and miss

One better. The M1-M6 South junction was completed well before Honda did a maps update.And it's been years in the building. So there's been plenty of time to prepare. F*ing sat nav still tells me to " keep right," which now just leads down the vestigial M6 for a short distance then decants into rural roads. The new M1 slip road goes to the left.

And the map update hasn't corrected this.

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Re: The technology is somewhat hit and miss

Locally ( North London) my car's built-in Honda satnav is set to quickest route. It still thinks that travelling away from my destination till I get to the North Circular Rd.at one of it's slowest pinch points is quicker than the short hop in the right direction that either ignores the NCR and goes via normal A roads or gets on to the NCR further along after the slow moving traffic. 10+ minutes quicker at least.

Hot desk hell: Staff spend two weeks a year looking for seats in open-plan offices

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Re: Arghhh!

And ( the first part of) that sums up bean counter thinking. They don't calculate intangibles, not even opportunity cost. Only cash-in cash-out costs. So staff productivity isn't part of their calculations. Nor is turn over. Those are a different team's problem. They'll look at the cost of the product or service, and try to reduce costs further. Potentially leading to downwards spiral as working conditions get worse and recruitment costs increase.

And if customer facing ( c.f. BHS) they'll run down the customer "experience" to save a few bob, thinking the punters won't notice that the paintwork is looking tired or the lighting isn't all on. Or that there aren't any staff available to help you find what you need.

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Re: Am I the only one who loves it?

Daughter works for NHS and is often out and about working in schools and early learning centres. She can come home to do her admin, write reports etc., which means not having to waste time driving back to a crowded office ( not enough space if they're all in) or battle the rush hour traffic at end of day, which takes three times as long and uses much more fuel.

She gets to sit in comfort, listen to music if she wants, receive deliveries even. It's just a win for all.

That being said, I could also have worked from home, when I was working in an education department. But the managers wouldn't allow it, because they didn't trust us to do our work. Highly skilled and motivated professionals, but they couldn't trust us. As if we could magically have failed to write our assessment reports and do our admin without it being noticed instantly*. F'ing idiots!

*Or at least, no more likely than as we could have while being in the office pretending to work!

EE-k, a hundred grand! BT's mobile arm slapped for sending 2.5m+ unwanted texts

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100 grand. Umpteen million spam messages.

Sounds like a sound investment then. < £0.04 each.

Exodus: Tech top brass bail on £1bn UK courts reform amid concerns project is floundering

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Re: If ever you wondered...

In public service, and I get an impression in lots of companies,IT projects seem to start with, "It would be better if we put this ( one thing) on a computer.." So they get it started. Then someone will realise that they aren't really making proper/best use of the new system and so much more could be gained. And ask for it to be added And this rolls on.

It never seems to start with "We have a problem, how can we solve it". Or, "What are we doing manually that would be better integrated into a computerised system?"

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Re: If ever you wondered...

No. Most of them are earning money like anyone else.

More like "those who want the power of controlling how the money is spent... " haven't a clue about what the job entails, but listen to favoured lobbyists and assorted carrion crows who want to skim billions off the top.

Those darn users don't know what they're doing (not like us, of course)

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Re: We had one recently . .

Think TV. If the screen is dead everything's dead. Then think about the ones who think turning off a screen is the same as turning off the bloody PC

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Re: We had one recently . .

Users can be task focussed. If the bit they need isn't working nothing's working.

It also runs the other way too. "The internet/email isn't working." when the whole bloody machine is dead.

There's a reason why my cat doesn't need two-factor authentication

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Re: Schengen sucks and everyone is looking the other way

OTOH

A few years back we were meant to be travelling by train from King Cross to Brugges for a short family holiday. But that was the weekend of a major catastrophe North of Paris ( or thereabouts) so rather than taking the information provided at Kings Cross ( "Go home") I reasoned that the old routes must still work and, eventually, got the station staff to admit this and sell us the tickets we needed.

It was much more fun going that way ( even with two young kids) but crossing the border was really disappointing. I'd secretly dreamt that the train would have to stop at a check point and wait for the uniformed border guards to come marching down the train checking our "papers" before we could continue. Not a bit of it. Nothing. The only way we knew we'd gone from France to Belgium was the station names stopped being French.

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I suspect that one of the reasons why rechargeable batteries aren't used more is that the sodding things never have a charge when you need to start using them.

Church roofs? Nyet, say Russian scrap thieves, we're taking this bridge

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Re: UK scrap yards

Good point...

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UK scrap yards

I thought that UK scrapyards all had to be licensed, documented etc. these days so that all the scrap was traceable

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

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Re: Wouldn't Happen Here

There have been a few TV programmes in which Trading Standards and Police raid a store selling fake stuff. OK good. Except that it bothers me that such a massive level of resourcing is used on behalf of these major brands*, but no one is tracking down the rogue traders or the tea leaves who are breaking into local people's cars/homes.

*If the public buy an "Armani" etc. shirt down the market they know full well its fake. So does everyone they meet -and it's no real loss to the brand owners either because these people would never in a million years be able to buy the real thing.

Exclusive: Windows for Workgroups terror the Tartan Bandit confesses all to The Register

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Re: I changed the start up & shut down sounds.

Nothing sophisticated. I used to do support work with a slightly irritating kid who had a slightly snooty class teacher.

So I used the class PC to record him saying "Hello miss" in an annoyingly cheery way. And yes, made that the start-up sound.

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Re: The lengths you have to go to...

Somewhere in my past I worked where the C: was locked away from the file manager. But WORD would let me navigate to it perfectly easily.

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Re: I'm boring

I'm with you half the way Lee D.

I can't bear a screen full of icons. (Nor a start menu) but a nice picture in the background is something I do like.

Microsoft Windows 10 'Burger King' build 1903: Have it your way... and it may still leave a nasty taste in your mouth

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Re: Tells us a lot....attitude

Yeah. I misread it.

Mia Culpa

Maybe MS have actually listened(?)

Dedicated techie risks life and limb to locate office conference phone hiding under newspaper

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Re: ALL my calls from shouty men

I try to keep myself calm and control situations. Panicers irritate me. One of the best pieces of advice I ever was given, by my old swimming teacher when I was about 10 and learning life saving.

He asked us what he thought we should do if we saw an incident (someone in the water).

We all gave the obvious answers. Then he said no. You keep calm and do nothing first. Then you remove some clothes. The last part isn't always applicable.

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Re: Shouty men...

1.) I don't drive unreasonably slowly ( especially on motorways - this is anyway mostly an issue on normal roads)

2) There is no specific law against driving cautiously and slowly in the UK, so as long as it's within reason..

3) I don't impede traffic, I just drive slower than I was when the bully came up behind me. Reasonably, carefully and considerately,within the speed limit, not at stupidly slow speeds and this is fully legal

4) Since I don't drive slowly anyone doing this is being deliberately aggressive

5) I don't give in to bullies- ever.

6) Blood pressure is fine

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Re: Shouty men...

I have a similar response to idiots who drive up to the back of my car* ( and especially if they flash lights). I go slower. And I'll give way to any car waiting at a side turning, or any oncoming vehicle if the road is narrow. And take my time generally. Especially when I have to turn off.

* I don't middle-lane drive if it's the M-Way, by the way.

Polygraph knows all: You've been using our user feedback form

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Re: The worst part

We all seem to have a deep wish inside us for a way to make sure that "the truth will out". For Justice. (Unless we actually are the bad guys and also acknowledge it - there probably aren't too many of these, self-deception works for the rest).

Once it was God's all-seeing eyes.

Now it's Kyle's lie detector test.

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Re: Hot desking

Equally ( or more) vague recollection was that the space was a calculation rather than a measurement. So any floor area -useable or not- can be included and divided by the number of users. This included space under radiators, doorways and so on.

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It also occurs to me..

There may well be offices where staff arriving and leaving have access to sufficient storage for all the stuff they use and adequate desk space for while they're using it, and a method for transferring stuff to and fro.e.g Piles of current paper files and handwritten case notes that are all required in various sequences for short amounts of time. But I've visited a few and have never, yet, seen one.

I guess that paperless office I've been hearing about for decades could make it workable. if ever..

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Re: Hot desking

They're bean counters. Which means that;

a) They have few or no social skills and don't like people much or see why other people might

b) see staff as just work units with a cash value/cost

c) have no concept of team working, collaboration, sharing, cross fertilisation of ideas or (horrid word) synergy.

5) are idiots

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Re: Poor taste

Satire only works for current affairs.The Kyle show disaster is a current news item. It'd be fuck all use publishing this in 6 months' time because it would mean fuck all.

Another TITSUP* on this lovely Tuesday: Virgin Mobile takes time out to enjoy the sunshine

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Well yes, I wouldn't dream in those circumstances, of not having an alternative system or two. A POTS phone for starters. And a second SIM with a different mobile company, even if it's a PAYG.