* Posts by Terry 6

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The time a Commodore CDTV disc proved its worth as something other than a coaster

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Re: BAUD

The person who does the business news and some presenting on the BBC1 Breakfast programme pronounces poor as "pawer" or something like that. A Geordie I think.

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Re: Copy Space

Which, if computer instructions appear to you as mystical incantations, is exactly what you would, even should, do.

And on the non-IT world I've dealt with plenty of instruction guides that would have the same effect on the uninitiated. Including some school assessment packs that only made sense if you understood how the tests were supposed to work.

I once had to designate one of my staff to sit with a teacher who'd messed up a school based spelling assessment test because of this and help him rub out the students' answers ( in pencil luckily) and then show him how to administer the test correctly. He'd never used a test of that sort, so he'd done what he'd always done. The test had sentences with blanks for the kids to write in the word, and he had to read it out to the class and let them write the word in, but he hadn't understood he was meant to tell them what the word was ( it was a test of spelling not guessing). The instructions just weren't explicit enough.

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Re: Self fixing

And in schools......

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Re: hmm

That just reminded me of another one.

I bought a flat. Previous owner owned this and the one upstairs where his aged mother lived and he'd converted the entrance so that it had been like a single unit, then converted it back to sell.

When I redecorated I carefully switched off the power before replacing the light switches.

In a moment of well founded paranoia I put a tester on the first one I did, by the front door, before I touched it and yes! It was still live. Turned out he'd wired that one from the flat upstairs so that he could turn the stair light on or something. Another Dick.

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Re: hmm

In my student days some of the sockets and light switches in the rented room and shared kitchen gave nasty tingles. (Late 70s)

Since landlord was useless I investigated. And yes. Neutral and live wires apparently connected at random. I went round the entire fucking house redoing them. Dick!

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Re: hmm

You forgot the "is it plugged in" and "is the socket on" questions.

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Re: One wonders

Still my view. A passing fad.

Tesla Autopilot crash driver may have been eating a bagel at the time, was lucky not to get schmeared on road

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Re: It will be interesting when the 1st similar case happens in the UK what the police reaction is

Happens in UK too, hence dash cams have become more common. Deters them and provides evidence.

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And not too many people crossing in front of planes or other planes stationary or suddenly turning in front of them.

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AI

Irrespective of definition.

Is there anyone else out there that thinks ( as I increasingly do) that the lack of natural intelligence makes the artificial stuff seem less and less probable.

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Re: What a complete plonker!

That makes sense. (The analysis, not the occurrence)

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Re: Did he get a ticket?

There's that lovely study where the subjects are asked to watch a simple ball game. Afterwards they can all comment on various aspects of game play, but failed to notice they monkey* walking between the players.

*Guy in a monkey suit.

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Re: Whole story

Seems that prospective buyers should take a lie detector test and an IQ test before being allowed to buy a car

ftfy

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" crew were loosing focus and in an emergency it took too long to regain focus. "

Anything which removes from the driver feeling the need to remain in constant control and concentrating is a high risk.

Because there will always be a point when s/he thinks that they can put attention elsewhere for a brief moment. And if nothing catastrophic happen then they'll do it more and for longer in future. And so on.

It's not about driving as such. But about perception.

The purple SIM of fail: Virgin Mobile punters left in the dark with batch of borked cards

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Or indeed, if you were sitting on the help desk phone and start to get a number of similar and unusual calls you might think there was a trend........

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Stufff happens

Stuff happens, how they respond to it is the issue.

After numerous back-and-forths with Virgin support he has now given up and found a new network provider....... suggested his phone was to blame

And I am so sick to death of tech companies denying the cause of an issue and employing "switch it off and on again"/reset your device statements when they know full well they have an issue.

Sometimes they don't even tell their frontlline staff (VM are notorious for this).

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY DO THIS-IT WON'T GET BETTER BY MAGIC!!!!

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Re: Am I the only person i nthe world who doesn't have problems with Virgin services?

Mine's always been fine. Their router, too.

I dunno.

I can get full 200mb, always.

Divert the power to the shields. 'I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!'

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Re: Testing is hard

This fits in with a few of the other stories and my own experiences ( non-dramatic I'm glad to say).

Underlying all of these is planning that only extends to a current layer or so..

We have a resource, we have a risk to the resource, so we plan for that risk.

But then they stop. No one risk assesses the resource that is being used to protect the essential resource right back to the point of independence.

With luck they'll check that there are systems in place to make sure the backup is in a safe place. But no one checks to make sure that the location that holds the backups is safe.

As in "Yes we keep copies of all the records ( in the days of paper) in the basement next door"

But when there was a big flood ( It's a very, very long time ago now when I came across this, but I think it was an enourmous water tank in the roof burst or something) the water got right down to both cellars - including the ones with the spare sets. If my memory serves me right the main copies were in better condition (slightly damp) than the spares.

I just love your accent – please, have a new password

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Re: Caller ID = Your routines suck!

User name fields are often able to show previously typed entries - whether they were correct or not.

And that means that they will also display passwords- when the user has accidentally typed it into the wrong space.

So if the username field shows something totally unlike a username/very like a password, it's almost certainly a password. And the username that goes with it will usually be in the same list, of course.

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Re: Totally insecure

or better, on a post-it note so that it can be placed straight on to the monitor.

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Note too the dissonance.

On one had the company is to large and spread out for face to face reset requests, On the other hand the service desk were expecting to recognise the disembodied voices of those same remote individuals.

And to spell this out, if they aren't available for face to face password requests they aren't available to get their voices recognised.

Today's Resident Evil: Ransomware crooks think local, not global, prey on schools, towns, libraries, courts, cities...

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Re: @Terry 6

Oh yes.

We had a very high tech photocopier that could be networked once. One of a vast contract. Ours wasn't set up as a networked machine because the brass didn't think we needed it and the manager of our team didn't understand how any kind of tech worked.

I got a promise from everyone that our machine could be networked at a later date. As soon as the value of that became obvious ( fewer inkjets etc) I asked for it to be done. They agreed, the savings in staff time and print costs were really obvious.

Nothing happened. Engineers came and went. No network printing.

Eventually they admitted that the network card had been omitted to save money.

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My considerable experience of local authorities is that scrimping and saving is the norm.

There is waste an inefficiency, of course there is. But often that's the result of "savings". The (another old chestnut) waste of money long term because of savings short term, that sort of thing. If there's no budget for disaster prevention there is going to be an expensive disaster.

Security gone in 600 seconds: Make-me-admin hole found in Lenovo Windows laptop crapware. Delete it now

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Re: "crapware remains primarily a Windows problem"

Yup.

I happen to like a nice clean, organised Start menu. Software titles grouped into folders according to function. Apart from anything else, I don't always remember what I have (like assorted freeware graphics programmes I might be trying out) and some titles are far removed from their function. So...

I do not want 3d Paint, Microsoft Edge,Connect etc etc. stuck in an alphabetical list between my useful category folders.

Especially since I don't want them at all anyway.

The whole marketing philosophy of force a programme under the punters' noses drive me loopy. When I go into a restaurant I don't expect the waiter to stick a plate of sausages in front of me when I sit down.

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Because money.

Commercial organisations exist for money.

And if putting stuff on your computer brings in the stuff that's what they'll do.

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Re: Lenovo

Bullshit AC!

This was a thread about an issue.

Side issues are welcome, if they come out of a main thread. That's what makes El reg fun.

(I'd guess you don't get to many parties).

But smug "This doesn't affect me because I'm better" comments are of no interest to any one other than the poster (and maybe a few equally smug like minded individuals).

But your comment was no different to the sort of crap that wrecks tech forum threads by posting something that says, in effect, "I don't have that issue, because I know more than you" when someone has asked for help. It's trolling. And El Reg has been mercifully free of that, by and large.

It helps no one, and amuses no one. Except other trolls like you. AC trolls. Pathetic.

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Re: Lenovo

So what!

It's not about you. Your comment adds nothing.

Electric cars can't cut UK carbon emissions while only the wealthy can afford to own one

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Wrong AC. That comment might have been exaggerated, but is essentially correct. It doesn't need to be a detached house, true. But pretty much does have to be a semi. You don't often get off street parking for a terrace, let alone a garage.

And maybe not quite 7 figures. But certainly six figures for most of the country.

Well beyond the reach of most earners.

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Dammit" WHY DO PEOPLE QUEUE UP TO PAY WHEN THEY CAN PAY AT THE PUMP?

It's 2019 and I often still have to wait while a driver in front wanders over to the kiosk to pay, tehn wanders back again!!

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My chemistry teacher, nearly half a century ago, talked about this stuff. (It was used in his PhD apparently). If you got splashed you had to inject a solid he said. Dunno what or how.

But he made clear that it was very scary stuff.

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Re: A bit out of date?

If...

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This we'll all use taxis argument is a myth. It's built on the assumption that cars just transport people. But our cars also contain the stuff we need when we're out and about. Which may be our work kit ( older daughter carries all her speech and language assessment packs in the boot, for example) and lunch box, our gym equipment ( I used to nip in on the way home from work) or stuff we might need (spare raincoat etc.in case the British weather changes - as it does).

Not to mention all the stuff we take with us and keep in the boot for later. Like errands we need to do on the way home (I'll drop these shirts in to the cleaners...).

And of course we need to keep a supply of supermarket bags in there.

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Re: A bit out of date?

Err.

EV owners only rarely need to use a public charge point. Most charging is at home

The leafy suburb market with front drives will, I suspect, not be adequate to support a market fully.

The inner-city living driver, the older style terrace (even in the suburbs, and if it's London especially) living driver, the flat dweller None of us have access to a front drive charging point.

And public charge points need to be cheap enough to not cause resentment. And I'm saying now, I'll be bloody resentful if I find in the future that I'm paying more to charge and run my car from a public charge point near my North London terraced house than the rich folks do.in the driveways of their million pound+ semis and detached houses.

I couldn't possibly tell you the computer's ID over the phone, I've been on A Course™

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It's been known for OFSTED inspectors to try to get access to schools without showing ID. I heard one story (may be apocryphal ) of one getting quite angry and demanding access. The admin stood her ground and refused her admission until she showed the card. That school passed. But I did hear of one where the inspector was able to get access by walking in another entrance that wasn't secured. Instant fail ( there were, as it happens, other issues about management that deserved the fail imo anyway).

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Re: He should be proud that of that guy

Thank you, this..

"suddenly had to remove the telephones that were placed conveniently right outside their locked doors, for visitors to call inside employees on "

validates my earlier comment.

I'd had in my head that I'd seen this from time to time, in reception areas of large companies, but couldn't have quoted where. Or even when.

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Re: He should be proud that of that guy

You assume the recipient can readily identify that the call is definitely internal, that also it is definitely from the Helpdesk, not a random department within the company ( and especially not a convenient internal phone just the other side of the reception desk for visitors to use when they arrive) and that he has time to work these facts out while trying to respond to the call itself. And that's assuming he can be sure that the phone system hasn't been hacked into. (Whether or not that is a significant risk is irrelevant, he wouldn't be expected to know, let alone decide, whether it was or not).

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Wait a minute, we're supposed to haggle! ISPs want folk to bargain over broadband

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Re: If they have discounts available they'll give them to you if you ask. If not, they won't

I had that with a VM mobile contract. Price went up. I phoned. They didn't want to know. I walked.

Then they contacted me. New offer.

But it still wasn't as good as my new one.

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Re: Marketing lies

Me too. My VM package gives me a full 200mb.

I'm on a haggled discount. Just had the letter saying price goes up £4/month but even so I know I'll never get that speed elsewhere.

It will never be safe to turn off your computer: Prankster harnesses the power of Windows 95 to torment fellow students

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Re: BOFH potential for sure

Yup.

Didn't get any formal training beyond what they taught is in a loose computer club at school, for about 10 years. I was already training people to use school computers long before that.

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Thanks to Microsoft's appalling attempt at obfuscation,

This.

Maybe it's me, but I have a thing about that. I don't mind stuff totally hidden because it's not for the user to meddle with.

But I do mind stuff that users have every right to access being in pretend folders that make data transfers and backups more complex than they should be..

Microsoft are bad enough. Android is fucking awful for this.

I don't want the same photos (or music) appearing in more than one (apparent) place. Because I can't easily tell whether they're duplicates- wasting space- or just a different way of describing where the actual pictures are.

Y2K, Windows NT4 Server and Notes. It's a 1990s Who, Me? special

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Re: Shutting down the wrong server

I'm glad you said this. To this day I meet situations where a label on a box would save, at least time, and probably data loss.

Even something as simple as boxes close to, but not actually on a desk. It's not the switching off that's always the biggest risk either. Hitting the power button on the machine on the desk to the left to turn it on then too late realising that it's the box on the floor, on the right that is the one needed ( that one's screen must have been off or something). And yes, I've done that. And no I didn't notice the tiny green light that showed the power was already on.

Our hero returns home £500 richer thanks to senior dev's appalling security hygiene

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Re: Low quality coding

I was thinking this. I don't have many postgrad qualifications ( a few certificates and diplomas as required) because that wasn't the learning that I needed in any part of my work. I didn't even bother to do the dissertation in some of the courses I took- I'd got what I needed in the studying.

But for 40 years I never, not from day 1, stopped looking for more training and study. There's always something to get better at or some new aspect to discover.

Over the decades there's been education management ( twice, the first one was useful- but no certificate the second was a pile of shit, but with a required bit of paper.) various educational computing courses ( though I was providing thee before I'd taken any myself- when I started they didn't exist). And continuously in my teaching roles.

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Re: Low quality coding

Yeah, confidence sells. An over-confident applicant will always get a job over a sensibly cautious one.

And an Old Etonian..........

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My experience, working between users and devs, has been that security and ease of use are both way down the priority train behind getting in the features that the top brass want to see (often for no sensible reason) and then getting the product out. Result, complex insecure systems that users will simplify if they can, and avoid if they can't. Which can be anything from the post-it note p/w to a complete non-use of the poxy software.

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what other corners were cut

If corners were cut in those sections you can assume with reason that there was snipping at vertices elsewhere too.

BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet

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Re: ShitSecurity

Which is kind of like some school password policies I've met. P/W has to be changed every month.

But..

1.) Busy primary school teachers running into the staffroom during the 5 minutes break they get in the morning haven't got time to piss about remembering the latest p/w and even less time to fuck about trying to think of a new one (let alone remember it since repeats are of course not allowed).

2) Summer break is 5 or 6 weeks (longer in private schools) and there's also a pretty high probability that the p/w will expire over Xmas or Easter. So the start of every term means that every teacher needs to create a new one or (more likely) get a reset because a lot of of them won't remember what the last one was anyway. (especially if the post-it note they had on the side of the monitor has gone astray).

Another rewrite for 737 Max software as cosmic bit-flipping tests glitch out systems – report

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Regulatory Capture

As I understand from what I've read about this the regulators aren't captured, so much as franchised out to Boeing. What private Eye would probably call letting them mark their own homework.

'Cockwomble' is off the menu: Uncle Bulgaria issues edict against using name in vain

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Re: Who the hell cares about any of it?

But....you....also....commented.

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Re: It's a shame...

I think we should store her inside high level nuclear waste. FTFY