* Posts by Ged T

169 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jul 2009

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US highway agency awards Tesla Model S record safety score

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Bitchy last line...

...."And about that battery: perhaps Boeing Dreamliner engineers should make a visit to Tesla's Fremont, California auto plant."....

....but a point well made.

OWN GOAL! 100s of websites blocked after UK Premier League drops ball

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Coat

Straightforward enough

Can't we get "Just call me Dave" and "Terribly Teccy Theresa" on the case? They seem to know tons about internet blocking...

Mine's the one with the copy of Dummies for Politicians in the pocket...

Make or break: Microsoft sets date for CRUCIAL Win 8.1 launch

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Coat

Whilst paddling up De Nile...

.... 'Senior marketing communications manager Brandon LeBlanc blogged the news on the official Blogging Windows blog: “It’s very exciting to be delivering Windows 8.1 to consumers just before Windows 8 celebrates its 1-year anniversary,” LeBlanc said....'

Mine's the one with directions to the Apple store...

Facebook to gobble voice-recog outfit, not so chatty on price tag

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Joke

Keep breathing normally...

They probably want to keep the chat about the price down as they don't want the shareholder to skyperventilate...

Open source 'Cubesat' set to soar

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Joke

Re: Clever launch technique

Wot? Won't they get nicked for thowing litter from a moving veh-icle?

Cognitive computing: IBM unveils software for its brain-like SyNAPSE chips

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Joke

The question is:

Is this cat both dead and alive in this box?

Facebook turns tables on profile stalkers with News Feed tweak

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Outsource content

Maybe Facebook can exercise full control over user's "stories" by offering an outsource "We'll write your stories so you don't have to." service - That way, they can allow ad targetting to be optimal for their needs without 'users' messing things up.

Brit Skylon spaceplane moves closer to lift-off

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Re: Frakking Skylons

Given the possibility of much more frequent LEO excursions, I guess it would be possible to schedule fairly regular trash collections...

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Re: Had the UK only invested more generously in this earlier

I absolutely agree - More than just 'Thought Leadership'; something tangible and of a positive benefit to the UK.

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Alien

The Skylons are coming!

Help us, OB1! You're our only help!

UK economy to lose £198m if BBC and pals lose EPG slots - Ministry of Fun

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Alien

Re: Really. £198M ?

Does it really matter that much which way the shite that is UK television, these days, is listed?

Extraterrestial icon 'cause televisual shite falls upon us from the Sky, too..

Crumbs, we're going to lose that public sector bid - Jeeves, send for the lawyers

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Facepalm

"Hyper-competitive businesses file ever more complaints over public sector tenders"

Doubtless a reflection of just how much gravy is pouring off the public sector procuremenmt train.

Apple drops hints about future low-cost iPhones

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Happy

That's crazy talk!

But true.

Apple chippery sticking with Samsung or moving to GlobalFoundries?

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WTF?

Who really cares about which chip foundry Apple or any other vendor uses?

This "article" isn't really anything but a relay of rumour. Not only that, but it's Apple's choice to select the supplier's they determine will best deliver to their expectations. They will declare that decision, for stockholders and SEC reporting purposes, making their decision public in the process. Those truely interested in Apple's choice of "chip shop" will find out then.

Forget Snowden: What have we learned about the NSA?

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Unhappy

We've learned...

that the U.S. National Security Agency appears to be legally allowed to operate off-shore!

WarGames IMSAI machine for sale (again)

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Mushroom

WOPR: Today, ze home - Tomorrow...

...ze Velt!

Windows 8 hype has hurt PC makers and distributors - Gartner

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Desktop makers are getting out - Say goodbye to Windows Server, too...

Samsung announced that they a going to drop desktop (then laptop) manufacture, a couple of days ago.

Michael Dell expressed his vision of dropping desktop/laptop and server manufacture, transforming his company into a software and services provider ('cause no one's ever done that before, have they...?) instead.

Lenovo? HP?

Without those Windows desktops and laptops, where's the need for Windows Server, AD et al?

And with all that depletion, even the future for 'flagship' Office, cloudy or not, looks bleak.

New cheapo iPhone ain't gonna be that cheap, says non-Foxconn CEO

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Meh

Build in China?

I thought Apple had 'shipped back' its iShinny production back to the U.S.? I get what the article was saying about manufacturing for the Chinese and other 'needs to be cheaper'/'evolving' markets (Pegatron build or have built for HP, in the past BTW)

BBC boffins ponder abstruse Ikea-style way of transmitting telly

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Holmes

Once again Technology over Content...

"But don't underestimate the appeal of O-O transmission to two groups of people. One is BBC middle management, who will form "a metadata working group" at the drop of hat, and spend years having meetings which typically achieve nothing - but consume a lot of license fee money.

The other group is TV manufacturers, who are facing a grim future as undifferentiated, commoditised floggers of flat panels. O-O might allow them to sell more expensive sets.

And with 3D flopping, they need some magic marketing woo from somewhere

"

I suggest that, for once, the brains at the BBC would think about the content they broadcast rather than the technical methods that accomplish the that aspect of delivery.

Technically, HD video and sound is all well and good but it does NOTHING to the diet of food-orientated, the shambling housing-orientated and the hard-hammered auction-orientated rubbish, much of which is badly upscaled SD, repeated Ad Nauseam.

This time, please, consider new and exciting, challenging and educational content before, once more, going down some technological cul-de-sac.

Landfill Android devices set to get 4G, courtesy of Qualcomm

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Thumb Up

Consolidated capability in silicon

It's great to see these all the mobile computing capabilities being consolidated in SoC-like solutions; heartening, too, that these devices will benefit mid-range platforms, other than Windows RT.

Intel: Haswell is biggest 'generational leap' we have EVER DONE

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Re: 2-in-1 WTF?

Its defined (by Intel's EVP) in the middle of the article:

>> "Two years ago we talked about reinventing [the notebook] with the ultrabook and today we’re talking about 2-in-1. It’s PC performance and tablet-like mobility in one,” he said. <<

Microsoft's Windows 8.1 secrets REVEALED ... sort of

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FAIL

Why do you make out the Windows 8 user is to blame?

"In actuality, the lack of the Start BUTTON is the single biggest confusion to users. A giant screen full of applications and documents is pretty intuitive - click on the thing you want - but getting to that point is the sticking point because many people aren't aware of the windows key."

Blaming the user, because they are unaware of a 'feature', should underline the fact that this UI/UX are NOT intuitive: that's a 'Fail' perpetrated by the vendor, not the end user!

HTC woes prompts 'leave now' tweet from former staffer

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Meh

For me, it was the 'platform schism'

Whilst looking for an upgrade for my HTC Desire, I my options down to two smartphones, the HTC One and the Samsung Galaxy S3 - Both Android and quad-core and...

My decision to go with the Samsung came down to, what I saw at the time, a confusing 'future market' position from HTC - Here they were with a potential 'flagship' Android product, but their public statements, at the time, were all about their deal and commitment to WinPhone, not a future I wanted to contemplate having had a less than steller experience of an earlier incarnation of that platform...

Hemp used to make graphene-like supercapacitors

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Boffin

Use the material to exploit the Casimir Effect...

If this material has superior dieletric performance, could this be a possible new source of energy?

Sheets of the material, placed in VERY close proximity used to 'convert' Casimir Effect to electrical energy, stored on supercapacitors made of the same material, maybe?

Acorn founder: SIXTH WAVE of tech will wash away Apple, Intel

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Thumb Up

Love the line...

"Dr Hauser has a list of achievements and accolades so lengthy, they almost deserve to be classified as big data"

Nice!

Microsoft: YES! You can have your desktop back again for FREE!

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Holmes

Re: “advance the bold vision”

... is exactly what I've done; my current six Windows 7 machines will be the last Microsoft OS-installed machines I will ever have: it is Linux, now and future, for my computing needs...

UK biz baffled by Reding's planned data protection law rewrite: ICO

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Coat

UK Government concern about an EU member state wide Data and Privacy Protection?

They are obviously convinced that UK's current Data Protection and Privacy arrangements are SO fantastic, it doesn't need such EU input.

Personally, I would welcome that fact that my data and privacy would be protected in the same way and with the same recourse to abuse, if required, across the EU. I would have thought, too, that for a country that needs to engage with the EU commercially, to survive economically, governemnt and business would welcome only having the one set of rules and regulations to observe across the EU trading estate...

Mine's the one with the completely open pockets...

Who is Samsung trying to kid? There will NEVER be a 5G network

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Joke

Re: Yes, but...

"5G" could refer to how much such a phone might cost per month in £'s, even allowing for subsidies?

Boffins KALQ-u-late the ultimate 'board for two-thumb tablet tappers

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Coat

Re: reinventing the wheel ?

They got into trouble. They tried to send a request for help. In true, Tomorrow's World fashion, it failed to work when it was needed most but that didn't matter, though, because Tops of the Pops came on and they had Pan's People who'd did 'wiggly things' with their fingers and other body parts, too...

I'm going....

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Coffee/keyboard

Great, but it is a two-handed device?

One salient point about QWERTY and similar keyboards is that they do not require the user to use both hands.

It's great to see that HID usability is still being investigated, though.

Mine's the one with the thumb prints all over it...

AMD: Star Trek holodecks within reach

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Joke

Three letters and one word spoilers - D R M and Copyright

In a world of patents and litigous protection, could you really expect that holodeck capability to be commercially realised? The technical costs of development are likely to be dwarfed by the size of the insurance premium or 'set-aside' money you'd need to pay off of the licence holders....

Higgs data shows alternate reality will SWALLOW UNIVERSE

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Coat

but then....

"...[the] event won't happen for billions of years and will take place at the speed of light, giving those of us far away from the event some time in which to put our affairs in order."

Did any of you notice that weird LHC sig...

Microsoftie's tell-all on 'rival-flinging' Ballmer: The politics of disbelief

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Coat

Re: Microsoft Damage Control©

MSO-911-112-999 "Microsoft advise that this media player patch is applied with immediate effect."

Mines the one with thet box of press bandaids in the pocket.

After 50 years, Europe gets one patent to rule them all

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Joke

I thought Apple owned the Patent on Patenting....

No?

Microsoft licence cops kick in TWICE as many customers' doors as rivals

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Facepalm

No Windows 8 licences? We don't believe you...

Oh....

BOFH: Can't you just ... NO, I JUST CAN'T

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Thumb Up

>KZERT<

I love the sound of mis-used leccy in the morning....

If I got a pound for every "Could you just..." I could, just, have retired by now...

LOHAN slips BRA over BOOBIES in ballocket backronym buffoonery

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Alert

Given its the "brain", High Ignition Launch and Time Out Neurocranium?

HILTON still works and it often follows PARIS....

ALIEN DETECTION was SUPPRESSED by the BBC - top boffin

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Coat

BBC's 'Health and Safety' is just a smokescreen

In defence (able?) of the BBC, their real concerns are any/all of:

- The cost of billing those aliens for the licence fee (should Prof Cox send a reply, especially...)

- The world's entire population might litigate against thet BBC for any of "...being a party to the Cultural Shock incurred...", "...diminishing my personal place in the Universe...", "...for mandating yet another set-top box that UK citizens will require to recieve BBC re-broadcasts of said ET messages..."

- Concern about the copyright position the aliens may take, should the BBC record and/or re-broadcast such a signal

- The intergalactic etiquette of the BBC doing their annoying 'voice-over' / copy spoilers - Just when did the ET broadcaster finish broadcasting? Was that part 1 of a 13 part set? But only one of six in the galactic autumn season?

- Will they have to re-brand / "re-imagine" BBC Wordwide to, perhaps, BBC Universe? If so, what does that do to the copyrights owned by the old brand? What media formats will be acceptable to the ET marketplace?

Infrared Ray, Ultraviolet Ray? Copyrighted encoding formats - MPEG NTSC, MPEG PAL, MPEG ET, MPEG 4 ET - Just thinking about this could be a major H & S health hazard to the person(s) that have to propose and negotiate rights with the ETs...

- There could be cause for Major Concern about BBC output the ETs have received and that they have found objectional - "Welcome to this special edition of Univerersal PoV..."

Mine's the one with the weird radio "Universal Transceiver" gizmo in the secret pocket...

Renault Clio IV and R-Link Android console hands-on preview

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FAIL

Re: twitter on the dash

.... equals #crash

....lol

Vaunted Windows 8 RTM updates 'actually featured from Win2000'

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Alert

Two variants and the new "app store" vector of Win 8 to support

What sets this release of Windows apart from the others is that there are two distinct variants: one for X86/X64 win-tel/amd hardware platforms and the other for ARM-based hardware. In addition, there the new "App Store".

Purely on the end-user platform side, the spin-hype out from Microsoft, with respect to pre-to-post RTM patches/hotfixes etc, seems not to acknowledge this significant change to its delivery model. It will be interesting to see Microsoft's response and priorities to these disparate platform markets/consumers, should something nasty emerge out of the wilds of the internet that affects both platforms - Are tablet users of more value and of a higher marketing profile than the "traditional" desktop market? Will tablets be "corrected" first, I wonder?

Also, the "App Store" is a new departure/venture for Microsoft and one which has panoramic scope over the tablet and desktop - Again it will be interesting to see Microsoft's response to issues arising "in store"...

Unisys tastes red ink in mouth after pension chop-slap

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Stop

...Pension Chop/Slap?

Looking at the $28m-ish pension figure, in comparison with the other financial figures and drivers disclosed in this article, I don't get the use of the headline - The pension administration charges seem to be the least of its worries of what appears to be a well run but currently unfortunate and circumstantially disadvantaged business.

Boeing zaps PCs using CHAMP missile microwave attacks

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Boffin

Usage Guidelines

Just how far back from the target do your own forces need to be, in order for your own forces equipment NOT to suffer the same fate as the intended target...?

....Or have Boeing also come up with a convenient range of Microwave EMP hardened electronic equipments, (for 'own forces use only, of course) too?

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Thumb Up

Re: Really?

I've seem to recall something like that too - I think that no longer available vehicle needed to be able to generate or have on reserve "AT LEAST, Marty..." 1.26 Gigawatts of power....

Everything Everywhere prices up UK 4G

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Coat

A case of Deep Pocket Inspection?

Mine's the one with the big pockets that used to hold my money, until I went for everything, everywhere...

Event Horizon Telescope spots source of black hole jets

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Happy

May the Schwartz be with you!

Merch-an-die-zing, Merch-an-die-zing....

Facebook shoves your face in Microsoft's Bing thing

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Joke

Re: Bit useless

When I search Yahoo! on my computer, it goes Bing!

I'll get me coat...

NASA launches armoured storm probes to the Van Allen belts

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Coat

No will.i.am with this mission I hope...

Mine's the one with the earplugs in the pocket...

Apple: You'd want hi-fi streamage from us, not poor-people Wi-Fi audio

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WTF?

Would this infringe Copyright legislation?

If you check out the packaging of a CD, DVD or Blu-ray disc, and indeed often at the start or end of a video rendering from such media or even in the rolling credits of many a TV program, there are quite stark warnings containing "where, how/methods and who" restrictions, infringement categories and penalties that apply if the content is (re-)broadcast, reproduced or copied.

Wouldn't an "...over the air directly..." device enabling "Hi Fi Streamage" and the person(s) using the same fall under the remit of those typical infringement categories and be liable to be penalised?

Facebook updates iOS app, still poking around for mobile dollars

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Meh

I uninstalled this app from my S3

It was pre-installed.

When the last update got notified, I noticed that the app had changed such that it could access both cameras, in 'still' or video mode, microphone / record, full filesystem access, full phone (log) access, ability to make and answer calls ... I don't need to go on ...

I uninstalled it.

I continue to use an app to access Facebook (tm).

Its called, er... errmmm... Oh Yeh....

The web browser...

Designer punked fanbois with asymmetric screw

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Joke

Archimedes or Ahh Comedies?

Stop screwin' around.

That is all.

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