* Posts by King Jack

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BT Sport scores own goal with £897m Champions League footie rights deal

King Jack

Re: BBC

The BBC does not need ratings. It gets it's money from the licence fee. It is not nor has it ever been in competition with anyone. The BBC could show paint drying and you would still be forced to pay them. The BBC goes down market to save money on programming to pay the directors millions in bonuses and helicopter rides.

They love it when plebs defend them as if they are the holders of quality standards. TV has gone the way it is because the market allows it. If people hated crap tv they wouldn't subscribe to it.

World's first 3D-printed metal gun 'more accurate' than factory-built cousin

King Jack

Re: Danger Will Robinson

It will be a long time before you can print nuclear fuel and bullets, so the teenagers will not be blowing themselves up any time soon. Everyone seems to forget about the ammo.

Big Beardie's watching: Alan Sugar robots spy on Tesco petrol queue

King Jack

It's just a ploy to encourage shopping from home.

GTA V Online hits speed bumps: Short wait before you can rough up that hooker

King Jack

Rockstar spent five years and $170m??

I think you'll find they spent $266m or £170m, take your pick.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels a little let down by GTA V. They boasted that all the interiors would be unique, but but all the ammunation stores are clones of each other as are the clothes shops. Most buildings are just boxes that you cannot enter when not on a mission. Why is it that R* still can't make a character open a door properly? All buildings have non realistic 'cowboy' swing doors. Five years and no improvement. I won't be rushing out to buy the next one.

Virgin Media signs 3-year telly deal with BT Sport

King Jack
Facepalm

Re: Unexpected item in channel area

Don't feel too smug, next year the other shoe falls. Remember what happened to F1? Free for a year then the thumb screws come out. Beats me why people celebrate the removal of 'free' stuff and welcome paywalls.

Banknote campaigner's Twitter rape threats ordeal: Bloke, 21, cuffed

King Jack
Facepalm

I seem to remember that Florence Nightingale was on a bank note. Last time a checked, she was a woman.

I don't think any gender should get preference. Any one should be considered on merit. This Man v Woman shit is getting out of hand. Blame 'Girl power' and stupid TV like the apprentice who always pit male against female.

Sky falling: 119,000 Brits flee O2, Be after Murdoch broadband gobble

King Jack

Be Gone

I'm glad Be was bought by Sky. It gave me the much needed reason to see about getting fibre. It's costing me £4 more a month but my speed should be a lot better than the flaky <3Mb/s I was getting. Be had no plans ever to do fibre. The sad thing is I recommended them to someone just before the SKY deal was announced. Just counting the days before they jump ship too.

JPL wants to fire a laser at MARS!

King Jack
Joke

Re: Light isn't really so fast.

Everyone knows bad news travels faster than everything else in the universe.

LG's curvy telly and Samsung's Galaxy camera seen in the wild

King Jack
Facepalm

Years ago it was Toshiba's 'Flatter, Squarer Tube' vs Sony's Curved in on plane Trinitron screen. Whos screen was better? Now after getting totally flat screens we get this bollox and still some people are lapping it up. Sheesh!!

Oh please, PLEASE bring back Xbox One's hated DRM - say Xbox loyalists

King Jack
Gimp

Fools and their liberty...

Some people genuinely want the DRM. I read some guy praising paying for XBL as it keeps the riff-raff out. The same person seemed to think that going round a mates house with a disk is too much effort and would prefer to fill up the tiny (500mb) disk with a download of his game. As if downloads are instant?

US Congress proposal: National Park will be FOUND ON MOON

King Jack
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Re: WTF?

America believes it is the world, it controls everything. So why not expand dominion to all the stars above?

Schwarzenegger says 'I'll be back' for Terminator 5 reboot

King Jack

Make something new for god's sake! Everything is a re-make or reboot. There a thousands of stories out there. Many may be the 'Terminator' blockbuster of tomorrow. But they'll never get made.

Microsoft caves on Xbox One DRM and used-game controls

King Jack
Headmaster

All games, Programs, Apps are digital

Please will everyone stop using the term 'Digital Copy'. Everything is digital, the bits are identical to those on the disc. The term is 'downloaded copy'.

King Jack
Big Brother

" just unplug the camera when your not using the console"

And after 6 months the connection jack will be knackered. The Console will just brick itself and you'll wish you never bought it.

Sony allows hacking of its unloved SmartWatch

King Jack

Re: Give it a rest....

Other OS was not used to the hack the PS3. And despite it being gone the PS3 is totally hacked. If you sell something, it is no longer yours and you have no business removing features from it. It is wrong no matter what the excuse.

Sony sucker-punches Xbox on price, specs, DRM-free gaming

King Jack

Re: You also forgot..

The PS4 is region free.

YES, Xbox One DOES need internet, DOES restrict game trading

King Jack
Holmes

Re: All sounds good to me

What happens when you fill the hard drive? It is not upgradeable and all games must live on it. So 15 games or so in, you will have to delete your collection to play something new. So games will only be available for a few months to the average person. You can always revert to 'shuffling disks'. You should think more.

Snappers binned, mobe-armed hacks drafted at Chicago paper

King Jack

Phone Pictures

I hope they teach them to shoot in landscape. I've seen footage shot in portrait and it is terrible.

Doctor Who? 12th incarnation sought after Matt Smith quits

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Thumb Up

Pull the plug

End this now and bring back Blake's 7.

62,000 fewer shops: Welcome to the High Street of 2018

King Jack

Re: How to save the high street

Too true. I've always wondered what the point was of making parking so expensive as to drive customers away. Sure the local council makes money but at the expense of the shop owners. That is the reason why supermarkets took all the trade, the customers could park for free and buy stuff.

Murdoch hate sparks mass bitchin', rapid evacuation from O2, BE

King Jack

Gone

Left Be 2 months ago but it was only yesterday that they finally acknowledged that I was no longer their customer. This is a sign of the rot that is moving in. I want NOTHING to do with Sky.

This 320-gigapixel snap of London is size of Buckingham Palace

King Jack
Happy

Wrecked houses

Set the compass to NE and pan upwards with a zoom level just before it changes resolution. You will find a group of houses tipped over like an earthquake happened. No Buzbys there.

Tracy brothers are back: Thunderbirds Are Go! again in 5... 4... 3...

King Jack
Facepalm

Ruined by targetting and timeslot

However good it might be. It will be turned to crap by showing it in-between other shows on CITV. With the idiotic hosts explaining what you just watched 3 minutes ago before the ads. Then they'll play a non related game, then back to the show. Just show the full episode... please.

Thunderbird fans are middle-aged now, they would be the best target audience for this show. Kids will watch it regardless. But we all know it has to be cut up and re-packed to make it blend with the crap that will surround it.

I'll wait for the DVD so I can watch uninterrupted. By which time it will be cancelled.

Japan promised Ultra HD TV broadcasts two years early

King Jack

Re: Satellite v terrestrial

' Enough bandwidth to transmit UHD terrestrially?' Yes, they'll just compress the hell out of everything else. Then the only thing not a blocky mess will be the new 4K. It worked to kill SD in favour of HD, so it will work again. The public will lap it up... it's the new 'must have'.

NRA: Video games kill people, not guns. And here's our video game

King Jack
FAIL

Penn & Teller

Penn and Teller did a show on video games vs the real word. They took a 10 year old boy who enjoyed war shooting games and gave him a real gun to fire. On the firing range and under supervision the kid was in tears in minutes. The gun had weight, it kicked back when fired, it made a loud noise. The boy didn't like the feeling of aiming a real gun at real things. The gun didn't reload or auto assist in aiming. No way was he ever going to mistake a game with killing real things.

There is no relation to real guns and video games. They both use a completely different skill set. Most sane people know the difference between a TV and reality. But it sounds good to blame games.

2012: an epoch-defining year for home entertainment

King Jack

Re: uvvu.com?

I believe Sony owned the 3.5" floppy drive that was on every PC, I could be wrong though.

NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec

King Jack
Alien

Re: Dangerous

Sadly one of those is my brother. First it was the earth will end/be destroyed, now as the time comes closer it's, A new world order will usher forth. I say if its a true prediction then It would not change on a daily basis. I think it's time to change my phone number.

Wii U 'has been JAILBROKEN' via legacy games, say homebrewers

King Jack
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Re: Mixed feelings

Then don't sell kit at a loss hoping to make money later. Stupid model. You sell something, then it is no longer yours. That is what selling means: You no longer have ownership.

Maybe they should rent consoles to the public so everyone knows where they stand.

Sony promotes Vita with QUAD-JUBBED WOMAN

King Jack
Joke

The Real Playstation

That woman is what I call a REAL playstation.

First eyes EVER SEEN (by definition) appeared 700 million years ago

King Jack

Re: "The fact is that the calendar didn't exist..."

@AC 09:30 Religious types are not capable of joined up thinking. It didn't happen until a holy person tells them it did.

APPLE: SCREW YOU, BRITS, everyone else says Samsung copied us

King Jack
Trollface

Fine them

Apple only seem to understand money. The judge should just fine them a huge amount. They can write whatever they want on the check, just so long as the pay it.

Dr No, Thunderball, Casino Royale? Vote now for the best Bond film

King Jack
FAIL

Re: Dr No for me...

Dr No had Special effects. The car chase and fight scenes were speeded up to make them look more dramatic.

Not hi-tech, but SFX all the same

Now pay attention, 007: James Bond's Q re-booted

King Jack

Bad casting

Desmond Llewelyn overstayed in the role of Q. All the other key roles were played by younger actors as time progressed, but Q stayed the same. Originally Q and Bond were the same age, Mid 30s. But because of bad casting, Q aged and nobody else did.

Just as fictitious characters are portrayed by different actors (Batman, Superman, Holmes, etc) Q should have been replaced at the same time as Conrey went. Q spent only a few minutes on screen in most films but the character was played brilliantly and became major. That was Desmond Llewelyn's skill. But Q was never an old man, Llewelyn was.

MYSTERIOUS GREEN GLOW seen on iPhone 5s

King Jack
Joke

Re: Is that it?

You must be looking at it wrong....

Stem cell discoveries land Nobel gong for Brit, Japanese boffins

King Jack

£744,00?

Not much for a life changing discovery.

Major Freeview EPG revamp to go ahead after appeals rejected

King Jack
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Re: It would be nice if the BBC actaully started their programs at the listed times.

The government fined the rail company's for running trains late. They should do the same to the BBC and others. It's false advertising to say a program is on at 10 when it starts at 10:04.

King Jack
Thumb Down

Re: Channel Numbers are so 20th Century

They should just allow people to re-order their channels, like we used to do. And fire the idiots who keep ordering up re-shuffles. Also boot all pay channels off freeview, they are not part of freeview and should not appear anywhere in the listings.

From Dr No to Skyfall: The Reg's one month of Bond

King Jack

Re: Instead of rating various Bond's

Q should have been pensioned off years ago. Q should be about the same age as Bond, not a pensioner. All the characters changed except him until his death. But I'll give in and say he was much better than Cleese.

King Jack
Trollface

Re: MIssing article

The grappling hook in the watch or belt. Totally impossible unless the cable is created on the fly like a spider's webbing.

Better pay your taxes: The world's NOT going to end this year

King Jack
Holmes

The Calendar Explained

Some clerk was given the job to make a calendar. He began, but eventually as with all things, he had to stop. 2012 was so far into their future that it made no difference. Idiots, sorry experts today put meaning to the end of days. My brother has been bleating on about it. As the date draws closer he keeps changing altering what 'the end' means. The Earth will split in two, the poles will shift, the world governments will implode, they way mankind behaves will change... The list goes on. I predict that he will shut up on that day.

Analogue TV snuffs it tonight on UK mainland

King Jack

Re: TVL

They get more money by having every household in the country as subscribers. If they introduced a card, many people would just use ITV and other 'free' channels and save money.

King Jack
Facepalm

TV licence! Sheesh!

No you don't. Do it little reading on the TV licensing web site and save your money.

Governments block YouTube over that video

King Jack
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Re: If they just ignored it

"Not that I support doing this, as you are specifically targeting peoples' personal beliefs, regardless of whether you do or don't agree with them"

Why should anyone care if someone disagrees with their personal beliefs? That is what is wrong, the premise that personal beliefs must be protected over and above anything else.

Believing in the supernatural is nonsense, that is MY personal belief. Why is my special protection?

It's time to burn the schedules and seize control of OUR TVs

King Jack
FAIL

Re: Being safe from prosecution

"No - you'd have to not own a device capable of receiving a live broadcast, to be safe from prosecution."

You can not be prosecuted for owning a TV, video or PVR, etc. You do not need to unplug or detune anything. Just do not watch 'live' TV. It is up to the prosecutors to prove that you are offending. Also do not sign anything to make the prosecutions case or let a stranger into your home.

Try reading the terms on the TV licensing site instead of spreading shite.

Microsoft: It was never 'Metro,' it was always 'Modern UI'

King Jack
Coat

Playschool

Yesterday they went through the round window, today it's the square one. I look forward to the Arched one next week.

Console content can cause crime, claims cop

King Jack

Re: Hope for the future

It's even easier. Just drop the track into an audio editor and tell it to reverse it. It plays back at the correct speed.

In the 5o's/60's Rock & Roll was the demon. With the BBC et al banning 'leader of the pack', as it encouraged bike gangs. Elvis' gyrations caused teenage pregnancies.... I've yet to see anyone with a game controller in hand walking down the street committing crimes.

Anonymous declares war after French firm trademarks its logo

King Jack

Re: They're logo?

Their Logo is not the mask. It's a man in suit with no head sitting in front of a globe. The persons in the videos wear masks of the type you describe. I suppose they could green screen out their heads but that would look creepy.

They're anonymous, they are not logo. Expect them.

UK's thirst for energy falls, yet prices rise: Now why is that?

King Jack
Facepalm

Re: "UK's thirst for energy falls, yet prices rise: Now why is that?"

If you want to bring prices down, we the consumer need to do this: Select one power company and use the internet to encourage everyone to boycott it. As people leave to join the other suppliers that company WILL lower it's price. It will be sitting on fuel that it cannot sell. When that company is on the brink of bankruptcy, rinse and repeat with another one. When the big five or six realise that the customer has some power they won't all raise prices come the winter or they could be next.

King Jack
Holmes

UK's thirst for energy falls, yet prices rise: Now why is that?

To keep profits the same or better. Even if everyone in the UK cut their use in half, prices would still rise to cover the shortfall in profits. It's a scam.

Samsung plonks universal search BACK into Galaxy S IIIs

King Jack
Facepalm

Re: Fail

Call the police!! I looked at my watch, then realized it copied Big Ben. Well it's got 2 hands and markings cleverly disguised so as to be not roman numerals.

Clocks tell the time, cars carry people, smartphones search, tv's have screens to fit to current content. Used to be 4:3 now 16:9. They are all copying. It has to stop.

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