* Posts by Hans 1

3797 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Aug 2009

Windows Server 2016 will cost more on big servers, but discounts can be found

Hans 1

>I think MS server products are OK - if you have to run MS OSes - and a lot of people have to.

Well, the only valid excuse for Windows server I have heard was "corporate policy", which says enough to me about the cleaner in question.

Nobody "has to" run an OS of a specific family in production, nobody has to ... you choose to pay shitloads of money to MS for poor quality software because Mr Gates is a nice philanthropist (ROFL), your company has loads of money to spare and you call it "corporate policy" because that sounds better... I call that "corporate fallacy", but that is just me ...

Patch AGAIN: OpenSSL security fixes now need their own security fixes

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Happy

Re: And LibreSSL isn't even an option on 32-bit Linux

Only, on GNU/Linux, most was first "invented" on BSD ... so, I do not really see that as a problem ... what I do see, though, is linux 32-bit support being retired today left, right and center ... this means "It's dead, Jim!" ... in 5 years time, for sure.

As for the other commentards, ARM 32-bit is probably going strong now, though, those 8 core 64-bit thingies are out already and have been for a while, mate ... things move on ... especially in freet@rd-land ... now, you are not going to make the same mistakes you made in the 80's, 90's, and 2000's ... open source is really the only option to keep your stuff up-to-date ... and NO, you cannot expect security updates for 12 years or more on a specific version, you have to move with the wave. In proprietary world, once they have you, they milk you for forever ... in the long run, freet@rd really makes a lot of sense ...

Hans 1

Re: And LibreSSL isn't even an option on 32-bit Linux

Running 32-bit Linux today is already embarrassing, in 2020 even more so, in 2025, absolutely no excuse anymore ... in 2030 ? Hello, anybody in ???? in 2038 we will be mostly 128-bit ... wait and see ;-)

Go open source, hardware and software, that way you can control where your stuff runs and update as required.

Puppet names new CEO

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A Microsoft man ? Hello ? Let's fork!

Google rushes in where Akamai fears to tread, shields Krebs after world's-worst DDoS

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Joke

Krebs? Wirklich ?

HK: "[...] Im Osten steht der Feind an der Linie Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf, Karlshorst."

AH: "Mit dem Angriff Steiners wird alles in Ordnung kommen."

‘Penultimate’ BlackBerry seen on 'do not publish' page as fire sale begins

Hans 1

Looks quite cool, that thing, maybe my next phone ... i dropped my z30 on the balcony yesterday, had a little too much rosé wine, I guess, it now has a slightly cracked screen ... need a replacement soon ... this maybe this one ...

Looking good, Gnome: Digesting the Delhi in our belly

Hans 1
Linux

Re: Yeah...

@ Jonathan 27

Wonderful trolling, yet, you forgot the icon ... how big is your screen, may I ask, 30" ? That is what I would need for it to go "out of the way".

>Everything looks good and it's easy to customize.

obvious troll or you do not do "custom" as I understand it ... for example, how do you reduce the size of the title bar of a window ? How do you get system info in the panel reliably (temp/usage of cores, meme usage etc) ... no, the extensions do not do what the monitors item in Gnome 2 do. How do you set power options, how do you iterate over a number of windows using alt+<whatever>, how can you have a sane menu where you can point and click (click ONCE, FFS) ... I could go on ...

>overall feeling of self-righteous smugness about the design.

Contradicts your previous statement "Everything looks good and it's easy to customize."

You forgot the troll icon, right ?

Hans 1
Coat

>So basically gnome never gets in the way since I can switch windows with alt tab

Only between "apps", no longer between WINDOWS (this killed gnome 3 for me, along with 99* other issues ), try alt+` on Gnome 2 and 3, ooops .... YES!

* 99 because it is a nice number, there are certainly many, many more ....

To quote Monty Python: BASTAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!

Hans 1
Mushroom

Re: Gnome Software

>Furthermore in order to modify gnome 3.x, you have to write javascript or resort to horrendously buggy extensions written by the community.

Spot on, but buggy because gnome devs keep changing things.

And, if they have not restored the power settings that once were in Gnome 2, then this whole thing is futile. Gnome 3 is utter useless on a battery-powered device.

1. Put gnome 3.x back into alpha, everybody revert to gnome 2.

2. Get gnome 3.x on feature parity with 2.x and start the beta ... anything else is brain dead. Actually, seeing as you should have done that 6 or 10 years ago AT THE VERY LEAST, too little, too late ... byebye gnome, you were good, you suck balls through garden hoses today and I do not care if you add recursive renaming or whatever feature to files or nautilus or whatever you call your file browser ... too little, too late ... piss take, actually - why bother ? Teach them a lesson ...

Tip: Nobody liked Window 8 ui, WTF you copied just that !@#$%, won't you just die, bitches!

Virgin Media costs balloon by MEEELLIONS in wake of Brexit

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Facepalm

Re: Another Illustration of the Fact...

>In the VM case the 'costs' of Brexit appear marginal and within the range of business variables that a well run company should normally be expected to handle.

News flash: Brexit has not yet started, shit, has not even been DEFINED.

Hans 1
Holmes

Re: They are a media company

>Is this the costs of some crap US Relaity TV show or something physical. If the latter then what?

Who cares what exact imports, pound tanked, import costs go up ... mathematical, right ?

Microsoft deletes Windows 10 nagware from Windows 7 and 8

Hans 1
Windows

>because Microsoft's previously said it won't reveal much about what's in its patches.

Anybody find me an article where a Microsoft patch is dissected by Mircrosoft, any. You'll find none ... bloody canned statements since day 1.

I like my debian, can go look up which lines were changed in the patch without too much hassle, if I so wish ... popcorn's ready for the next MS Update debacle :D

As for free beers ? Have they removed the telemetry, yet ? no, thought not ... so don't rejoice, more's acomin'! Then again, the tramp on the Windows icon is drinking beer ... maybe that was meant ?

Apple guilty in iPhone ringtone patent rip-off battle with Sony, Nokia

Hans 1
Paris Hilton

Re: Patent madness

Just add "mobile" to it, and you have a patent ... Seriously, how can you patent "ringtone" .... sound waves coming from MOBILE device when specific data is received by MOBILE device ... basically, grab all Bell's patents, put "MOBILE" everywhere, cash-in!

That court should be marshaled.

Larry Ellison today said really nice things about rival Amazon's cloud

Hans 1

Don't repeat Ellison's bullshit, even if you change a word or three ... the fact is, if you go cloud and use open source frameworks and db's (e.g. NOT .NET, not Oracle nor SQL SERVER), you are good to go, no lock-in.

Then again, if you are using open source, why would you want to go cloud in the first place ? If you have to, go open source ... shit, whatever you do, if time to migrate comes, go open source.

Hewlett Packard Enterprise bigwig chuckles at talk of buyout talks

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Happy

“From the bigger company perspective I’d say yes, but as you know this market is moving lightening fast, you have to constantly lean in, figure out what changes you need to make"

There I was, thinking you had to drive the market ...

No, Oracle, Cisco, and IBM will wait a bit, the market cap will continue to come down due to lower sales ... AND they just hasted that effect by selling stuff off.

Bye bye, HPE ...

Will US border officials demand social network handles from visitors?

Hans 1

How big is the box, I have a number of different handles (throw-away email addresses, anyone ?) How am I to remember all those, my password manager does that for me ...

WTF is OpenResty? The world's fifth-most-used Web server, that's what!

Hans 1

Re: but the name

Or too much Schifffahrt to me ...

1. Yes, 3 f's.

2. No, that is NOT a typo.

Microsoft snubs alert over Exchange hole

Hans 1

Re: Um, spoofing a web server?

Which part of the following sentence do you not understand ?

"I have only found one Exchange client client so far which actually checks the hostname against the certificate, which is Microsoft's own test tool.”

Hans 1
FAIL

Re: It's not about Microsoft WANTING to fix it ..

This basically means that you can, with any rogue webserver, and DNS or a hosts file entry siphon the credentials of users.

Imagine, Schiphol airport free wifi, with a nice little proxy application, milking the username and password of every traveler, as the bloke from overseas attempts to connect to wifi ... the phone's connections get redirected to the login page, so do the exchange/365 clients ... SCARY! Bloody sure they send the username/password to that thing ... log files anyone ?

Microsoft lets Beijing fondle its bits in new source code audit hub

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Happy

Re: National Security

Actually, it is a good thing, as such, and they should open it to the world.

Problem is that the whole design of Windows is security through obscurity. Besides, Windows is one humongous monolithic hay stack ... how they are supposed to make sense of that lump is beyond me, I mean, even Redmond dev's with 10+ years of experience cannot make sense of it ...

HP Ink buys Samsung's printer business for a BILLION dollars

Hans 1

Re: And tomorrow...

>I've got a 12 year old Canon inkjet that is still working perfectly

Do as I, raspberry pi, plug in, wait 20 seconds, print.

HP Inc's rinky-dink ink stink: Unofficial cartridges, official refills spurned by printer DRM

Hans 1

Re: HP ain't the only ones

>To the point where the fricking scanner on my all in one style printer won't go unless ink carts are "good"

I had one of those as well ... I did the gravity test with it ... toss it up to the height of approx 2m and watch it fall, clean up, and head off to the tip. The thing was brand new ... we, apparently, had managed to use up all black ink over a week printing less than 100 pages, and when I needed to scan, the bugger went complaining .... none of that shit with me, mate! We did not even buy replacement cartridges, which means that HP, in this case, lost money.

They sell printers at a loss and hope to make up for it on ink.

One of my family members got caught in the HP subscription model ... racket seems the sensible word for their activities, thanks el reg.

Swedish appeals court upholds arrest warrant for Julian Assange

Hans 1

Re: Ah, yes, the famous "afraid of the US" bogeyman.

>I know there's a lot of paranoia about the US, but they are not going to risk the cosy UK-US extradition agreement (which would be in tatters if they snatched Assange (c) from Sweden) for the likes of Assange (c) who - willingly if not arbitrarily - is slipping into the back pages of the 2000s, and only has himself to blame.

Jimmy, listen, I think you live in the past.

1. UK is no longer a world power

2. cf 1.

3. cf 1.

4. The US-UK extradition agreement is one way only: FROM UK to US

5. cf 1.

6. The UK has absolutely NO SAY whatsoever in what Sweden does once Assange is in Sweden.

7. cf 1.

8. Neither the US, nor Sweden care what UK thinks in this matter. The US knows UK will accept any decision taken by the US in this matter, just like any other, as they have ALWAYS done since at least 1941 ... if not 1920.

9. You guessed it, cf 1.

Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options

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Happy

Re: We'll see.....

>I am posting anonomously simply due to the following line.

>I voted Conservative

I know, sir, I know ... you were searching for some form of counseling but AC does not stand for Anonymous Conservatives on this forum.

Remote hacker nabs Win10 logins in 'won't-fix' Safe Mode* attack

Hans 1

Re: Security 101:

>A {remotely operated} Bluetooth Magic Mouse has priority over a physically connected generic usb mouse, who'd have thought?, only Apple.

Huh? Who was talking about priority ? Both mice are equal, one appears to be holding down the left mouse button, which means that that "control button" is inoperable on the other mouse. You can invert both mice ... same thing. You get the same on Windows, BTW.

What commen@rd is complaining about is that the combo update enables bluetooth for him, while he is goddam sure he had it disabled before he installed combo update ... might be so, I dunno - he left a wireless mouse set to "on" under a pile of paper ... not too sure if that is a sign of trustworthiness ... but hey!

BSODs of the week: From GRUB to nagware

Hans 1
Happy

Linux Kernel Panic

I want to see one on a billboard or whatever ... just one, well, here is one:

http://mobilesociety.typepad.com/mobile_life/2006/01/kernel_panic_in.html

The only true equivalent in Linux world to the all too common BSOD.

Microsoft Desktop Bridge opens, Win32 apps can now cross into Windows Store

Hans 1

Safer

To be seen if they vet the apps, if it's a store ala Android and history has told us that it is so ... all the fake apps etc ... we will see. Let us see if apps get bundled with toolbars, search hijackers etc in the store, we already know that all the Microsoft apps in the store have search hijackers ...

I should really stop given the guyz over in Redmond ideas.

So, Gov.UK infosec in 2015. 'Chaotic'. Cost £300m. NINE THOUSAND data breaches...

Hans 1
Windows

Re: Is it me?

A paperless office is not quite possible, because it is based on the belief that all your clients and service providers are also paperless.

However, if you have big printers, you certainly can purchase a proper document system and only ever print out what has to be sent by snail mail (so live with much smaller printers), the rest can be kept digital. Anything that comes in can be scanned, identified, and stored along in your document repository in the right folder ... takes less room, costs much less, and saves trees ... if you are not doing that, then you holding it wrong!

JDK 9 release delayed another four months

Hans 1
Childcatcher

The reference platform of Java is now the open source implementation, which means that they must push it, or at the very least follow suit. IBM are also a threat, when it comes to Java.

Of course, as others have noted, a lot of their as well as their rival's software runs on Java, NetWeaver anybody ?

As for Java requiring more memory, I am not quite sure that is more of a problem compared to c++ or .Not these days, besides, memory is cheap. If you look at the apps today, they require insane amounts of RAM ... who da thunk that a svchost -netsvc would require over 100Mb of RAM ??? Or a browser using a 1Gb of RAM, happens quite frequently to me, ok, I have plenty of bugzilla tabs open ... where are the days where a dev would optimize his code for reasonable memory usage ?

Using a thing made by Microsoft, Apple or Adobe? It probably needs a patch today

Hans 1
Stop

>892 vulns. What a bunch of cockwombles. Why am I reminded of the old adage about a car being a bucket of rust held together only by the paint?

892 CVE's. What a bunch of cockwombles. Why am I reminded of the old adage about a car being a bucket of rust held together only by the paint?

TFTFY, a single CVE can describe multiple vulns ...

Hans 1
Happy

Re: Software development

>The only difference was that the programs did far less and were thus far less complex, so I suppose to that extent they were less buggy but definitely no less buggy in terms of "bugs per kLOC", and of course you didn't have to worry about downloading patches because there was no internet!

Exactly, that's why your program should be as short as possible, ideally below that 1 kLOC. Creating overly complex monolithic programs creates bugs. Keep your programs small and simple, let them work together to do what you want, now, that should be the solution.

Have clear guidelines as to how the different micro-programs are to behave, e.g. what argument syntax they take ... a dream come true system. Why does nobody design a system like that ? Oh wait, we have just invented UNIX, again!

Bug in Microsoft's StorSimple arrays can kill backups

Hans 1

Was there not another article just the other day lauding Azure backups ?

Cf title

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/09/09/azure_backup_upgrade/

'Oi! El Reg! Stop pretending Microsoft has a BSOD monopoly!'

Hans 1
WTF?

Linux BSOD equivalent is a kernel panic, none here, move on

The first image appears to be a networking issue, NOT a kernel panic, nor do the others appear to show an anxious penguin.

So, show me a kernel panic, please, otherwise it is Apples for Oranges ...

Tesla driver dies after Model S hits tree

Hans 1

Re: @AndyS

WTF ? Tesla talked about the technical stats of the accident, they did not say John Doe was a silly wanker who drove too fast and bent the car around a tree. So, you basically also want journos to remain silent on the crash up-until the police have finished their investigation, the next-of-kin has been informed etc ?

Double-negative tweet could be Microsoft Surface Phone hint

Hans 1

Re: Surface Phone?

Sap runs fine on linux and is x, I mean the gui. Photo shop works better on mac than on Windows, reason why all the artsy far tries are on macs...

Hans 1

Re: Meh indeed

Down in the streets, Windows Phone is the laughing stock of a brand. It is just a name-change. Next, you will see the return of the Surface RT strike back, providing them with new hope, for a change.

Their chin is in the water, trying whatever they can do to stay afloat... Windows Phone didn't stick, maybe Surface Phone will.... and I am sure it will stick, to the floor.

Microsoft baits backup blimps with Azure upgrade

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Big Brother

Oh, and they forgot the most important, all VM's are backed up off-site to Fort Meade as well.

Bungling Seagate staffer leaked coworkers' social security numbers, other info to email fraudsters

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WTF?

Employee data

What business would the CEO have with that data, assuming, for one second, that this was a legit email ? Should that data not be protected from anybody in the company, except payroll team, and even then, under supervision?

Florida Man's prized jeep cremated by exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7

Hans 1

Is that the bloke who speaks 9 languages ?

There are ads every now and then across the interwebs where a guy is said to be able to speak 9 languages, both guyz look terribly similar ... or maybe, just maybe, that's the look of average Joe public in the US (scary) ... get yourself a trimmer and a shaver, mate, they do not combust!

Hans 1

Re: I only know because I read the reg

I thought they had texted the relevant phones about the recall, well, Sammy had the carriers do that, iirc.

WhatsApp, Apple and a hidden source code F-bomb: THE TRUTH

Hans 1
Angel

Re: "can Visual Studio not be used to create iOS apps" [?]

Indeed, I hereby apologize, been mislead by MS marketing ... should have looked closer and at least tried it.

The other part of my post, however, could be true ... I mean, this guy must have some reason to hate Apple which I cannot make sense of - remember, he writes the Android port, so Apple should not bother him ... EXCEPT, maybe, if he is jealous.

Hans 1

1. This is most likely the work of an undergrad.

2. Pretty sure he wanted to work on the iOS team to get the latest shiny iPhone, however, since he was not good enough, was sent over to work on the Android port.

As for the guyz complaining about dev environments, can Visual Studio not be used to create iOS apps, last time I checked, that was the case, I know, I know, Visual Studio sucks, but, you are NOT limited to Mac OS X POS, you can also use Play D'Oh OS. Then again, it might just be marketing on MS' part, like, you can write the code, yet, you need OS X to compile ... I dunno, have NOT tried, I do not care about iOS, PlayD'Oh OS, or VisualStudio.

Now, don't get me wrong, I am NOT an Apple fanboy ... Apple is just mehhhhh

Sony wins case over pre-installed Windows software

Hans 1

At the time of purchase, you can choose your stereo, or none ... although, these days, on newer models, you get an odd shaped piece of OEM shit that you could rip out, but would cost you time and money to make or buy a compatible casing for your type of car for the radio ....

Thing is, once more, the EULA states you can get a refund, end of discussion.

Hans 1

Re: Is there some point missing ?

>As long as nothing prevents you from installing your OS of choice side-by-side, then - discretion being the better part of valour - there's some sense in accepting the Windows-loaded machine.

Except, you paid for Windows license you did not want, worse corporates pay for Windows licenses with volume licenses, yet, when they buy their laptops, they paid for an OEM license AS WELL. The EULA states that you can get a refund - END OF DISCUSSION.

You should be able get your refund, why vendors make it hard on themselves I do not understand ... it is a lost battle - I guess the consumer gets a refund, but not them ... their damn fault, should offer computers with alternate OS' and no MS racket attached.

Hans 1

Re: The free market

You mean Microsoft "Works" icon ... the files that Word cannot open, right ?

Hans 1

Re: So what about Windows browser choice?

>there are plenty of other companies happy to offer alternatives.

With Windows as OS, yes ... in France, you cannot sell two things together if the consumer does not want them. As in, you want one AA battery, open a 4 pack, take one, go to the till ... of course, they will moan as well, because they have no "official" way of selling you said battery, however, they must ... it wastes everybody's time, so you just grab the 4 pack ... here, we are talking hundreds of euros ... one guy managed NOT ONLY to get Windows reimbursed, but all the software as well + his legal fees + compensation ... Acer basically gave him a laptop + a few hundred euros, for his time spent fighting them ....

Hans 1

Re: OS Refund

Artheros, are you sure ? They were the first TO SHIP n-grade OpenSource (!) wifi drivers for Linux back in the day. I am happy to be proven incorrect. A quick google search made me none the wiser ... I am genuinely interested!

Do you have chipset families or some more precise information ?

See for yourself:

https://wireless.wiki.kernel.org/en/users/drivers/atheros

ac and ad support ...

Oh, and an m2 connector provides PCI-E lanes ... so should just work, in theory ... ;-)

Hans 1

Re: OS Refund

> it is actually quite difficult to but a laptop now that is compatible with linux.

> it is actually quite difficult to buy a laptop now that is NOT compatible with linux.

TFTFY

Hans 1
Coat

Re: Should be enough right there to shoot off any remaining feet slurp has got left.

>"such an offer is not contrary to the requirements of professional diligence and does not distort the economic behaviour of consumers"

Indeed, unequivocal! Sony, pay up! El'Reg, what is this story about again, who won what ?

1. The case is NOT over yet.

2. Sony "won" nothing, absolutely nothing, just yet. Did you read the article you posted ? The above sentence means Sony has already lost the case.

German, French, and Italian courts have already awarded people with a refund.

As for the story, the Europe courts upheld L 120-1 of "Consumer Law" (or whatever you call it)

Article L.120-1 du Code de la Consommation:

"Les pratiques commerciales déloyales sont interdites."

From here on:

"Une pratique commerciale est déloyale lorsqu’elle est contraire aux exigences de la diligence professionnelle et qu’elle altère, ou est susceptible d’altérer de manière substantielle, le comportement économique du consommateur normalement informé et raisonnablement attentif et avisé, à l’égard d’un bien ou d’un service. (…)"

Word for word what the EU court said.

Sony have already lost, why are they even fighting this ? Since the computer manufacturers are all doing this, they should all be fined until they stop.

I am saddened by the very poor reporting El Reg has done on this one, seriously ... computer vendors are losing left, right, and center across the EU on this. Each time it costs the tax payers money for courts to uphold law that these companies are trying to circumvent - BIG time for heavy EU fines until they adhere to the law.

Hans 1
Mushroom

Re: So what does this do for Italy?

>What this guy wanted was to buy a bundle but not get one of the things in the bundle. Sony don't do that.

The EULA says you can get a refund if you return the software, which, since it is no longer shipped on the hard drive, you no longer have to do.

>That is there prerogative I guess. If he had gone Dell or whatever, where customization is perfectly feasible, then he could have chosen not to have Windows. No problems.

That is NOT true, there are few Dell laptops available with Linux, precisely, 2 (I just looked), that cannot be further customized. One with a dual core Celeron, thank you - but NO, and one with an i5 (but 13" screen, tx, but NO).

Besides, when I try to search for Linux laptops on Dell site I get "error_anav_search" and "synd_no_results", every second mouse click ... great.