* Posts by Adrian 4

2289 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Jul 2009

Can't you hear me knocking? But I installed a smart knocker

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Re: Well that was a waste...

He's in France.

He was lucky the installer made a vague mention that he might have a problem some time in the future (RTFA) but actually insisting on fitting something else would be right out.

Your property. Your decision. Your problem. <shrug>

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Re: There is of course a new approach here

Appreciators of fine bicycles have long suspected that cheap bikes (eg Halfrauds) are made of cheese.

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I tried timeshifting TV. It led almost immediately to completely abandoning TV when I discovered that without the incentive to watch it *now* because it would be gone tomorrow, there really wasn't any incentive to watch it at all.

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Re: The joys of automation...

@9Rune5

Look for a nearby CCTV camera. They often seem to interfere with remote locking.

Huawei's first Google-free phone stripped and searched: Repair not too painful... once you're in

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Re: Still no Moron Mode

I don't much mind if the picture's taken in portrait mode, when the subject is portrait-shaped. What I detest is a blurry side trimming extrapolated from the picture content to make it 'fit' a normal screen.

They terrrk err jerrrbs! Vodafone replaces 2,600 roles with '600 bots' in bid to shrink €48bn debt

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Re: 600 bots

That's because callers give up in disgust on the bot more quickly. Or vice versa.

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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The tube now has posters requesting passengers not to eat stinky food. I wish all other enclosed public places had the same. Subjecting fellow passengers to your stinking preference is indeed disgusting.

UK Info Commish quietly urged court to swat away 100k Morrisons data breach sueball

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Can't really see the court's argument here.

If Morrisons had been negligent and let someone have access through poor security or policy then yes. But he was legitimately authorised : he just abused that permission. How was Morrisons supposed to stop that ?

If someone over 18 stole a kitchen knife from their store and stabbed someone with it, would the store be an accessory ?

Facebook iOS app silently turns on your phone camera. Ah, relax – it's just a bug, lol!?

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Re: Which is it

'We have no evidence of photos/videos uploaded due to this.'

That's not the same as 'it didn't happen', though, is it ?

Could mean 'we didn't look very hard', or 'we made sure we destroyed all the evidence'. But it's a common defence and once that always makes me suspicious.

'Sophisticated' cyber attack on UK Labour Party platforms was probably just a DDoS, says official

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Re: Interesting wetware hack

'Even if it wasn't a sophisticated hack, it's been on the front page of the Beeb all morning.'

Somewhat lower-rated than the 'it's raining in yorkshire' story, though.

Any promises to extend rights of self-employed might win an election, hint Brit freelancer orgs

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Re: Waste of time

And their promises are worthless. Look how they stitched up the last two parties to get into bed with them - the lib dems and the DUP. No way would I support that bunch on the basis of a vague suggestion that they might make HMRC obey the law.

Senior GitLab exec resigns over plan to stop hiring engineers in China and Russia

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Re: Thumbs up

Seems like Gitlab is really struggling, with management bringing up crazy ideas and then having to backtrack. Is it desperation based on a desire / compulsion to make some profit, or a CEO that just doesn't know where they're going ?

To avoid that Titanic feeling, boffins create an unsinkable hydrophobic metal with laser power

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Re: Could this reduce friction?

The article mentions corrosion rather than growth. The hydrophobic surface would probably resist barnacles too.

When the IT department speaks, users listen. Or face the consequences

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Re: Mapped drives and disconnected laptops....

So why have an either/or when you can support both ?

Leave the user saving their docs locally (or on the network if they can read) but have the login script start a sync of Their Documents to the network storage.

Here are some deadhead jobs any chatbot could take over right now

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Re: "Microsoft scammers"

Seems like another bot to talk to the scam bot and misunderstand what they're asking would be good. They could chat happily for hours.

Python overtakes Java to become second-most popular language on GitHub after JavaScript

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Popular ?

But what does popular mean ?

Used by lots of people ? Loved by lots of people ? Has more fixes than anything else ? More bugs than anything else ?

One day I'll find some python that works. Mostly it just seems to be a mess of incompatible dependencies and roll-your-own package managers.

Controversies aren't Boeing away for aircraft maker amid claims of faulty oxygen systems and wobbling wings

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unexpected cracks

So, um, where exactly are cracks expected ?

California’s Attorney General joins the long list of people who have had it with Facebook

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And yet the political parties are happy to pay facebook for advertising their own sleazy lies and worthless promises as they prepare for another election.

Socket to the energy bill: 5-bed home with stupid number of power outlets leaves us asking... why?

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You can get USB outlets that are rated for the 500V test : 'Big Clive' recently featured one on his youtube channel.

However, I'm not at all convinced of the wisdom of installing low-cost switching power supplies in semi-permanent installations. This sort of electronics tends to have a short life with a fiery ending. I'd much rather have additional BS sockets with a replaceable converter plugged in.

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priorities

"the sheer amount of electrical sockets festooning interior walls of the house. "

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Remember the Uber self-driving car that killed a woman crossing the street? The AI had no clue about jaywalkers

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Re: "...ignorant cyber-Judge Dredds"

There's a difference between 'dangerous to someone else' and 'dangerous to (robot) me'. You can classify a risk as being acceptable to damage the robot but not another entity.

See Asimov's laws !

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Re: Reasonable defaults

"so the too conservative is the correct setting, "

For uncontrolled roads, yes. But in reality you can't test other strategies if low level collision avoidance is stopping you all the time.

The proper answer is to present the system with only the variables you can handle at present, and only when you believe that to be representative of reality can you unleash it on the streets.

To be fair to Uber, they were doing that by running at night in an area that was relatively quiet. But still had nowhere near enough control of the environment and should in any case have then used the more careful strategies (with the expectation that they wouldn't be invoked).

There's some marketing in this too : clearly such a low-function prototype is a very long way from being safe to run on the streets. But 39MPH on an urban road looks far more progressive to your investors than 5MPH stop and go, so you'd want to demonstrate progress on that earlier rather than later.

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Re: Reasonable defaults

We try to use laws to make hitting a pedestrian a PITA too, especially because some people think their meetings are more important.

The .amazon argy-bargy is STILL going on – and Uncle Sam has had enough with ICANN

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Excellent. With that precedent I should have no trouble at all registering a tld for my new startup, Washington & Co..

Boffins blow hot and cold over li-ion battery that can cut leccy car recharging to '10 mins'

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Like this one, you mean ?.

(no, I don't know how they'll provide car-charge-level power from catv boxes but lets assume someone, somewhere has done some sums, in the absence of a more detailed description).

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The same argument works for motorway service stations.

Have a large number of low-speed chargers in the car park, capable of putting 100km range in 30min. Used by people going to eat who just want a top-up.

Have a smaller number of high speed chargers in the redundant petrol filling area that can be used at higher cost. Note that petrol pumps, at least, tend to be underused - the actual filling time is only 30-50% of the total time, that includes positioning and paying. Allow for peak demands with a 'power wall' replacing the former underground tank.

GitLab mulls ban on hiring Chinese and Russian support staff because 'security'

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subversive gits ?

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Who to use ?

So Github was borged, Gitlab seems to be unsure of where its loyalties lie .. who else is there ? Atlassian any good ? Easier just to run your own ?

Watch Waymo's totally driverless self-driving car cruise around, how the US military wants to use AI ethically, etc

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Re: Did any one else notice

London's easy. At 0.5 mph you have forever to make a decision.

Antarctic researchers send an SOS to the world: Who wrote this message in a bottle?

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Don't own up !

When they trace the sender, they'll prosecute for littering

Revealed: The new icon you'll click to download an alternative browser, and more from Microsoft

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Re: Chrome and Firefox I guess.

It's just a firefox tail - no head - in blue.

I guess microsoft feel that firefox represents the web these days.

US Air Force inks deal with Raytheon on Windows 10 (and other) support for ARSE

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sales boys

The Business Unit Managers at $former_employer would have been all over this.

IT protip: Never try to be too helpful lest someone puts your contact details next to unruly boxen

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Re: On-call???

" cost was staggering.. It was almost the cost of a full time employee."

If the assumption is that your salary is for an 8-hour day (I'm sure you work longer but that's what it's supposed to pay for) then you're asking for permanently-assigned cover for twice your hours.

If the ISP can, by intentionally overbooking their engineer, do that for the cost of only one salary and still presumably make a profit, then that would appear to be a half-price bargain.

The Feds are building an America-wide face surveillance system – and we're going to court to prove it, says ACLU

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Re: "including Amazon. Again, the details of those contracts are unknown"

"Machine AI, for all its failings, is probably better than the Mk1 Eyeball version. I don't really know why ID parade evidence is considered so valuable. It has been known for ages that it is pretty damn unreliable."

Because it can be used on a much larger scale, and produce a correspondingly large number of false positives as a result.

A manual id parade with 10 random members of the public generates a level of false positives that can be handled, and since the other 9 members are picked randomly the presumption tends to be that if one does get identified it's most likely an error (though I imagine will be investigated).

That's an entirely different proposition to doing a speculative match against the entire past and current driving population of the US. A large number of false positives are extremely likely, and if it's used to find a person rather than merely confirm a suspicion, the assumptions of innocence are not the same.

It's not a matter of automating an existing procedure. It's a completely different test - more akin to looking through a book of known criminals to find a match than a real ID parade, with the vast majority of the faces NOT being criminals at all, which weights the test to favour false positives.

Top American watchdog refuses to release infamous 2012 dossier into Google’s anti-competitive behavior

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Re: Meh

The conclusions of the report may not have much effect on the commercial operations.

But it's important that they have to operate in an environment where they may be and will be investigated and the results made public in order to avoid a growing culture of non-accountability.

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Re: Splendid response

Johnson and the Conservative Party are doing their best to do the same thing over here.

Do you remember when we used to criticise poorly-written laws on the bases that 'some future ill-willed government might intentionally misinterpret them' and abuse the electorate.

We now have those governments.

Remember that competition for non-hoodie hacker pics? Here's their best entries

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normal people

The best two are the girl with the encryption machine and the boy with the pocket terminal. Both feature 'normal' people instead of the dodgy mugger types or the soviet style graphics, though the girl loses by being a cartoon depiction too. A real photo would be much better and easy to stage.

I'm no photographer or graphic artist. But perhaps something along this theme would do well ? Maybe a hipster with a laptop .. and a table of account names and passwords on the screen ?

Who's the leakiest of them all? It's the UK's public sector, breach fine analysis reveals

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"Some of those incidents include a £185,000 penalty against Northern Ireland's Department of Justice for auctioning off a filing cabinet that contained personal information about victims of a terrorist attack in 2014. "

And the effect of fining government departments or hospitals is what, exactly ?

I guess the managers have to take a pay cut ?

The people involved lose their holiday pay ?

Expansion plans are shelved ?

Or perhaps they just stop cleaning the publicly-accessible toilets and take on less cases.

Remember the 1980s? Oversized shoulder pads, Metal Mickey and... sticky keyboards?

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Pint

Re: In lieu of YetAnotherDrinkSpilledIntoHardware story ...

Beer was the problem with a desk calculator (in the 70s, when that was a meaty brute with Nixie tubes) returned from certain Wolverhampton brewery. Not sure if they were encouraged to sample the products in the office, but the calculator was never productive again.

We can go our own Huawei! Arm says it can flog chip blueprints to Chinese giant despite US trade embargo

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Re: In the meantime ...

Where do you get proper ones ?

All the ones I've tried recently have a disgusting tough outer coating (no, not the US-style crispy skin) caused by cooking them in vegetable oil.

Proper chips are fried in beef fat.

Windows 10 update slips past Aussie border force and borks access to its Integrated Cargo System

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job opportunity

Surely there's an opportunity for some enthusiastic chap(ess) to write a proxy that makes a modern browser look like IE to the site ?

Uncle Sam demands summary judgment on Snowden memoir: We're not saying it's true, but no one should read it

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Re: Free publicity

Streisand++

Plan to strip post-Brexit Brits of .EU domains now on hold: Registry waves white flag amid political madness

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Re: In defence of bureaucracy

What bureaucrats most want to do is to do _something_, so there existence appears to have a point. It doesn't really matter what, and it certainly isn't expected to be anything useful. It just should be annoying and inescapable, so that it can't be removed without endless debate about what it should be replaced with. This protects their position.

EU bureaucrats aren't any worse than any others. In fact they're often better than national government bureaucrats because they don't suffer from so many parochial concerns or biases to protect particular nationally-important commercial interests. But they still don't really perform any function except sustaining themselves.

Republican senators shoot down a triple whammy of proposed election security laws

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I think that's the case in most constituencies, except that the tory candidates are rarely appetising enough to eat.

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The US system may be different, but in the UK we vote for people, not parties. The members we voted in then elect a PM.

The party affiliation is secondary yet asserts a huge pressure on how the members vote.

How is this even legal ?

In any reasonable arena they would seen as what they are : immoral pressure groups applying bribes.

Big Red tells crypto-coin publication: One does not simply call one's website 'OracleTimes'

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Proper oracles have cookies. Does Larry ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvaE_HCMimQ

Er, hi. Small Q. Where's our billion-ish dollars gone? We summarize Bitcoin exchange's subpoena requests

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Re: "how and why did the cash vanish"

I think you might find there are quite a few financial companies owned by the exact same people. It's not something limited to the cryptocoin world.

Just a friendly reminder there were no at-the-time classified secrets on Clinton's email server. Yes, the one everyone lost their minds over

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Re: Red Herring

Because if they fired and locked up every politician that did something illegal there wouldn't be any left.

Now, you and I might think that would be a good thing. But not the people who make decisions about it, because they're more of the same.

Assange fails to delay extradition hearing as date set for February

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Re: Attention Whore

@TheGhostDeejay

Are you one of the friends who put up bail ?

If so, rant away. You have every right.

If not, shut up. It's their problem, not yours. Given that they wouldn't have put up bail unless they supported him, I suspect they're entirely happy about it.