* Posts by fattybacon

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UK Home Sec: Give us a snoop-around for WhatApp encryption. Don't worry, we won't go into the cloud

fattybacon

Journalism

I've read all the posts so far.. lots of criticism of the minister and the Whitehall wonks and their agendas. No mention of the piss-poor journalism at play. The obvious question even if you could make you a backdoor and give Western governments the key then do you give all governments the key also?

And considering how often ours lose data then what hope? Additionally, all our IT systems are run by Capita et al. Do they have keys too?

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Who's behind the Kodi TV streaming stick crackdown?

fattybacon

Re: Said it before, will say it again

I tried to sign up for this HBO Now and Hulu, they look great! Oh, and Crackle, that looks handy too.... oh wait... what does this $ symbol mean... oh... still Crackle is free.... oh.... not available in your country.

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How Apple exploded Europe's crony capitalism

fattybacon

It's all about the data stupid

For years the mobile contracts would only advertise the number of call minutes and texts you got, you could barely find the amount of data you got, if any, and certainly not quality/speed (GPRS, EDGE etc.). When they did cotton on the still would never give you a decent amount of data without a ridiculous amount of call minutes and texts. I just wanted the data... but of course data was expensive and broke their money cow of SMS, up to 10p for 160 characters of text, per text!

The article was interesting but it forgot the absurdity of Apple's nano-SIM... phones got bigger, SIMs got smaller, everyone standardised on the micro-SIM.. except Apple. No good reason.

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Hangouts hangs up on third party apps

fattybacon

Re: Is this Reddit or what?

Don't Allo and Duo rely on using your mobile number for identification, like WhatsApp? I'd have been shafted recently during a protracted number porting fiasco, whereas my Google account-based identity let's me get up and running with a device really quickly.

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FM now stands for 'fleeting mortality' in Norway

fattybacon

Licence to ... annoy

I ain't got no FM radio in my house, other than the receiver in my phone (LG G4), so it's always great to attempt to listen to the local radio footie commentary at home.

PC web browser... yes, for the pre-/post-match gibbon-chat, nope for the game, this program isn't licensed on this platform.

Squeezebox/Logitech server to numerous Squeeze clients dotted around the house... as above.

Chromecast TV and Chromecast Audio using TuneIn app on phone (nope). As above.

Chromecast TV and Chromecast Audio using BBC iPlayer Radio on phone (nope, no channel).

Freesat telly - nope, not re-broadcast there, not Lardaarn enough.

Freeview... just checked, maybe! Hope at last!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/reception/news/item104

Balance phone precariously on top of a 2m tall cabinet, connected to amp using headphone jack... and phone's built-in FM app and yes, finally. I can listen to some very crackly FM.

Or sit outside in the street listening to the car's FM.

However... when it comes to test match special, the reverse applies to all of the above (car only has FM and MW).

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Tesco Bank limits online transactions after fraud hits thousands

fattybacon

They're on top of it

Saw this on their forums

"Please send us a private message to the CET user account with your name, DOB, postcode and contact number. When you send the details, please leave extra spaces between DOB, postcode and phone number, like 0 8 1 1 2 0 1 6."

https://yourcommunity.tescobank.com/t5/News/Message-for-Current-Account-customers/m-p/6770/highlight/true#M370

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Seagate has a flash early Xmas present for Xbox gamers

fattybacon

Re: Hmm

The word on the street is 32Gb on-board, the games are all cart based, and there will be a micro-SD slot supporting up to 128Gb and NO USB drives allowed.

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Google's home tat falls flat as a soufflé – but look out Android makers

fattybacon

LG love

What sold me on the LG G4 I bought last year was that ticks all my boxes, SD card, removable battery and LTE-Advance (y'know the double speed EE sells), barring waterproof-ness. AND it was 2/3rds the price of the similar but worse-specced Nexus 5X.

Nice to see the crazy LG G5 carrying on the tradition of replaceable batteries and sd-cards, and lifeproof make a proper waterproof case. https://www.lifeproof.com/en-us/lg-g5/fre-for-lg-g5/lpfr-lg-g5.html

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Good God, we've found a Google thing we like – the Pixel iPhone killer

fattybacon

No Google Stores

Google have seen chumps buying iPhones and thought premium price land here we come.. but they haven't got a Google shop in every premium shopping centre, staffed by people insane enough to patiently listen and help chumps who can't configure their home WiFi and send them away to be fixed when they breakdown. That's what people are paying the i-premium for and that's fair enough, I can see the appeal... but Google has none of this infrastructure and never will.

Android users want premium phones at half the price, and companies like Xiaomi and OnePlus produce phones. The Pixel specs, despite what the author thinks, are pretty mid-range, and indeed the materials, you get premium metal cases for a lot lot less.

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The PC is dead. Gartner wishes you luck, vendors

fattybacon

Insurance win

You need to spell out to your insurance company what was inside.

I had an £150 Dell netbook stolen, that by outlet flook had a 3G data card inside and an SSD. They replaced it with a £500 Dell ultrabook because they couldn't find anything else with a 3G in on their list.

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HTC 10: Is this the Droid you're looking for?

fattybacon

Re: Almost all phones are "good enough" these days

Why suffer the trials and tribulations of varying Bluetooth versions and protocol extensions that your devices might or might not support? Get a Chromecast Audio, switch HD on, and hook up to some nice amp/speakers or 'active' speakers, with lovely optical cable. (Remember that you can upload 40,000 of your own tracks to GMusic.)

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Chromecast gains wired Ethernet dongle

fattybacon
Paris Hilton

Dolt ahoy

I'm going to sound stupid (as well as looking stupid).. but.. so the micro-USB cable is providing powah and ethernets to the Chromecast? So, even the first Chromecasts had this ability built in? Why isn't every usb device offering this? A usb hub with a single ethernet port acting as a router to a raft of RaspberyPis etc.

Paris? Well, she's had some non-standard plugs put in her various ports.

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Chinese takeaway, hold the Google: Xiaomi Mi4 LTE Android

fattybacon

Re: Another caution

If it breaks, you go on YouTube and work out how to replaces the screen yourself. :) You only paid £160.

Alternatively, Tesco were selling that basic but great Nokia 105 for a quid the other day. Buy your clumsy offspring a few of them instead.

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'Why don't you buy from foreign sites?' asks Commish, snapping on the gloves

fattybacon

Amazon

I was just totting up my Amazon buying experiences (UK, US, CA, FR, DE & JP) so far, the other day and marvelling at how easy it was, my browser translates every page pretty well, and they keep a consistent experience so even without auto-translation I've managed a successful purchase.

The problem is not usually Amazon, it's the suppliers who geo-restrict things, and often Amazon say this item can be shipped to you, you can even filter on ship internationally, but when you finally get your basket to the check you will be stopped.

I just bought a handheld games console from France, arrived in 4 working days, was £30 cheaper than amazon uk including delivery.

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Turbocharged quad-core Raspberry Pi 2 unleashed, global geekgasm likely

fattybacon

Re: Windows 10

Well seems the Win10 compatible RPi device will come along in the future, this RPi2 isn't it. It says something that it will be a free upgrade to 'makers', don't know what that means.

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Reg man confesses: I took my wife out to choose a laptop for Xmas. NOOOO

fattybacon

Typical El Reg comments

I'm amazed at how little of the 3 pages of discussion has been about the needs of the 'customer'. It's all been about bashing Macs, replacing every OS with Linux and perceived quality of bits of technology. Typical El Reg stuff.

The thing is the Chromebook does the job for most people but most of all, it's easy to support for us the nominated techies. When anything goes wrong you can wipe and restore it in minutes, returning all the data, shortcuts, bookmarks, extensions, passwords everything. Yes, you are giving Google a gift but at least we don't have to be involved.

I'd also question the need for Word and iTunes in the OP article. Really? Still got an iPod have they? All the people I know with iPhones have never synced their device with iTunes and in fact, didn't realise you could or why you'd want to. As for Word, Chromebook handles Word docs seamlessly for viewing, and Google Docs edits and saves them.

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Chromecast video on UK, Euro TVs hertz so badly it makes us judder – but Google 'won't fix'

fattybacon

Amazon Fire TV

My first Amazon Fire TV went crazy bonkers, wrestling to handshake with my telly to find a happy resolution and refresh rate. I had to send it back.

Amazon sent me a new one that was better but it still falls off the wagon sometimes. Out of the box it's 1080p/60Hz and my TV sometimes is happy to play ball, sometimes it's not.

In the settings you can choose all combinations of resolution and frame rate. Can't understand why the Chromecast won't. Since I bought a AFTV the Chromecast hasn't had a look in, in our house. Simple reason - remote control.

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Internet finally ready to replace answering machine cassette tape

fattybacon
Headmaster

Re: 718- 387-xxxx

That's some fine pedantry there. Doffs cap.

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Toshiba's CB30-102 13.3in Chromebook – imagine a tablet with a keyboard

fattybacon
Facepalm

Love love my chromebook BUT...

and it's a big BUT... Connecting to any sort of VPN has been broken for ages and despite fortnightly updates of the OS, it doesn't seem to be getting fixed. So despite having a nice RDP client available, you aren't going to be remoting to anywhere work related.

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CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Dell's Android PC on a stick to ship with Santa

fattybacon

Re: Power over HDMI

Yeah, power over ethernet is pretty rare on domestic tellies, but it has been part of the HDMI spec for years. I imagine it can be fed by a powered hub.

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Infinite loop: the Sinclair ZX Microdrive story

fattybacon

Teesside Poly pimped the QL

In 1985 every student on the HND Information Systems at Teesside Poly were loaned a QL and matching 14" crt monitor for the two year course. I still have the welts on my hands from carrying them the to the train station.

Assignments were to be brought in on the damn microdrive tapes. If I'd have been a bit more savvy I would have realised that I didn't have to do the assignments, just blame the tapes. I ended up doing the assignments and invariably losing them.

Our machine code lecturer was a big cheese in the 68008 world, he worked part time for Motorola (more likely a research contract). Seems odd to have someone genuinely good at such a 'ahem' 2nd tier 'university'. Maybe he was a degenerate.

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'Op! Op! Op!' Gangnam Style earns Google $8m

fattybacon

Re: i wonder

's funny, I seemed to watch the Korean Dance Team video version more :)

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Humax HDR-1000S Freesat+ recorder with FreeTime

fattybacon

Back to the Future

I managed to pick one up for £195 in the Comet firesale. Really nice performer, HD and SD picture quality is excellent in my opinion. The unit itself is pretty light and plasticy, and a fingerprint/dust magnet, a real disappointment to be honest.

A few niggles, though I might be misremembering as I've loaned it to my dad to give him a taste of the future. When you Search it only displays things in the future from the seven day EPG, it would be nice if it searched the available On Demand content from the past too. (Does it even search through your own recordings?

The other big one is the remote, common with other Humax boxes it doesn't support HDMI-CEC so you can't control the volume of your TV, switch sources etc. In other Humax boxes they've made the remotes universal, and can programme in your TVs codes for power and volume etc. Not this one :( though an old Foxsat HDR remote is a good alternative.

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BBC pulls plug Ceefax ahead of analogue TV's end tonight

fattybacon

Re: Red Button

It really is cack isn't it? Often on even my brand spanking new Panasonic telly the red button takes a while to appear, and sometimes doesn't appear at all (BBC HD)

My dad and my in-laws were big consumers of Teletext as they have no interest at waiting for a pc to boot and pay poundzz for the internets. They are constantly frustrated by the red button services, half of the pages are missing for a start. The only benefit is they kept the page numbers.

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Apple iPod Touch 5G review

fattybacon

It spells disappointment for anyone hoping for a reasonably priced iPad Mini

Having the entry level set so high now, it makes the iPad Mini a shoo in for £299 or £349, nestling between the iPad and the Touch (rename it iPad Nano?). Shame, the Touch was as they say in the Hudsucker Proxy "You know, for kids."

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Carphone Warehouse lauds Nexus 7 while eagerly eying iPad Mini

fattybacon

Re: Buddy, can you spare me a price point?

An iPhone and an iPad are two different beasts. One's a phone for starters :)

A 4" iPod Touch is exactly the same as a 7" iPad Mini but with a different sized screen. Having them at the same price point confuses punters.

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fattybacon

Buddy, can you spare me a price point?

The problem Apple have is that the 4" iPod Touch starts at £249 too, so the brand new Touch needs to go down to £199 - rename it to the iPad Nano? That would make room for the iPad Mini to be at £249. Or, since it's a <cough> premium brand, £299.

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Crooks sell skint fanbois potatoes instead of iPhones

fattybacon

The source from the force

It's got even more funnees, bottles of water and bottles of coke, to go with the spuds. The truly gullible could get a full meal going on.

http://www.gmp.police.uk/mainsite/pages/04a6eb4b452f506480257a00004aefaa.htm

All the talk of bank accounts not giving out much at ATMs are forgetting that the there is a vast underclass that deal solely with cash because they don't trust banks (wise) or the banks won't touch them. Hence the popularity of the payday loans and real loan sharks.

When I pop into Argos in my northern seaside town (that they forgot to bomb), I'm usally the only one using the yellow card pay kiosks, everyone else queues with their bundles of cash.

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Review: Raspberry Pi

fattybacon

Re: TV USB powah

I think it's adequate. I was running almost all 1080p videos I had. It did choke and stutter (unwatchably) on a 12Gb DTS audio, 1080p video with a 20Mb/s bitrate. So if I had more powah it would work better? Woop!

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fattybacon

TV USB powah

Oh... I better stop doing that then. Thanks for the heads up.

I have it powered happily with my Panasonic TVs usb port.

I am using the Open Elec XBMC build headless with the android XBMC, streaming my content from my NAS and I was really blown away by it. Surprisingly responsive and usable. I'm not sure I'd let any other member of the family to use it but if I'm steering I'd be happy to use it.

As for a tool to learn programming, I've never understood the use. Join www.codeacademy.com and learn via a browser. There is no reason to buy a Pi for it.

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National Rail Enquiries

fattybacon

Orange San Francisco

I've steered clear of CyanogenMod, too much volitilty and dozens of different but similar roms. I've standardised all my SFs on Swedish Snow RL7. Very stable with lots of nice cyanogen features built in.

Also install Ad Free from the Marketplace (Play) and you won't see any of the adverts this app purports to have saving you a fiver.

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EA unplugs Rock Band for iOS

fattybacon

Suspend

I like the phrase "suspend support" so much nicer than "end" or "stop" or "fuck off"

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Turing's rapid Nazi Enigma code-breaking secret revealed

fattybacon

Re: Oh come on!

You should read some of the tabloid press now and again then. Any time they want to try and rubbish a scientific news item they use the word "boffin" in the context of a bumbling oaf who produces crackpot theories.

El Reg is allowed to use it because we know they are using it properly.

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CD: The indestructible music format that REFUSES TO DIE

fattybacon

Spotify

"Can you easily add a Spotify subscription..[snip]? Can you get it bundled with your ISP account and set it up in 30 seconds?"

Yep, http://shop.virginmedia.com/broadband/broadband-extras/spotify.html?buspart=Spotify_1

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HP Pavilion dm1-4125ea 11.6in netbook

fattybacon

Great size and features

I've got something similar from Dell (Dell Inspiron M101Z) last year but with a stinky AMD Neo cpu but it has two things over a bog standard netbook - usable screen resolution and HDMI out for hooking up to a TV (on the road) or a monitor (working from home).

Remember Intel forbid Atom-based N-series machines to have anything better than 1024x600 and must not have hdmi port. It's these sort of arbitrary restrictions make me happy to support losers like AMD.

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Samsung joins Ultrabook race

fattybacon
FAIL

Like a Mac Book Air by any chance? Oh but without the higher resolution screen... and if the other Ultrabooks are to go by, for more money.

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Sonos Play:3 network music player

fattybacon

Mama's got Squeezebox

With Slim Devices (let's not say the L. word) I think the defunct Boom (love mine) and the Radio http://www.amazon.co.uk/Logitech-Squeezebox-Radio-Internet-streaming/dp/B002N2YZYU represent much better value for money, without any propriety nonsense - you get wireless out of the box no £40 addon.

Also, the latest versions of SqueezeNetwork server software allows you to split the stereo in a similar way as the Sonos, so it's cheaper to have have two SB Radios to act as a stereo pair and still have £60 left for pies and chips.

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Gamer claims complete console collection

fattybacon

Sega Pico

He hasn't got a Sega Pico, interesting as it was the first Sega 'thing' to have an official Nintendo title. It was a gutted Mega Drive and the carts were like books you changed games by turning the cardboard pages. I bought it 2nd hand for my neices years ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Pico

I'm going to contact my neices to see if they've looked after it... and get it off them sharpish!

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Hundreds of dot-brand domains predicted

fattybacon

It's all about the google

@Ru Exactly.

If my dear wife is anything to go by, she's never typed a URL in her life. She goes to google and types the name of the company she's looking for and blindly accepts the first result.

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Wii U has 50 per cent more power than rivals

fattybacon

Hope for ex-gamer dads like me

It's designed to only support the one good controller (supplied) and supports up to 4 wiimotes (either original or the wiimote+ ones, and wii-fit boards).

Added into that backwards compatibility with Wii disks then it's got to be attractive upgrade for the households (like mine) that have invested in a fair bit of Wii kit already and would like to have some more traditional gaming in addition to waggling.

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BT Home Hub 3 ADSL Wi-Fi router

fattybacon
WTF?

More effort than it's worth?

Why on earth does it have 3 x ethernets and one gigabit ethernet? Surely it must have cost them more to do that? Usually you get 4 of one or the other, not a mixed bag.

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Orange enhances phones with sentimental shortcuts

fattybacon
FAIL

Orrr use the proper one

Orange seem to have a mania for taking free apps, oranging them up and then charging for them. The Orange maps seems no different/better than Google Maps except they want to charge you a fiver a month and it only works over 3G.

The app this is aping/ripping off is the Labs Google Gestures.

http://gesturesearch.googlelabs.com/

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BBC Trust says no to kit-specific iPlayer apps

fattybacon

And vice versa

I have iPlayer built into my Panasonic tv via Freesat and the internet and sometimes I have to knock up the Virgin Media box to find missing things. On the other hand the IP iPlayer has things available quicker than the VM box, usually within minutes of broadcast, whereas VM take a few hours to convert it.

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LG Optimus One P500 budget Android smartphone

fattybacon
FAIL

Budget?

Which part of £200 is budget again?

It's more than double the price of the Orange San Francisco you favourably reviewed previously, with the same processor but a smaller and lower resolution screen. I accept it will feel a more solid phone with probably a better camera but the sample shots don't inspire me much.

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Asus Eee PC 1015PEM

fattybacon

Intel killed the netbook star

The reason for the lack of differentiation between netbooks is the stupid restrictions Intel, and to a lesser extent MS, enforces.

If it's an N-series Atom you are restricted to 1024x600 resolution, 10" screens and no HDMI output. If you use a Z-series Atom you aren't restricted. It's not a technology shortfall, it's Intel protecting it's laptop interests.

The MS angle is the stoopid Windows 7 Basic restriction even though many people have been running Premium and Professional without problems or degradation of experience.

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Sharp Aquos LC-32LE210E 32in LCD TV

fattybacon
Alert

Chocolate fireguard?

My Panasonic telly supports USB record.. it's completely useless of course, you have to have the TV switched on for a start and you have to leave it on the channel you want it to record, timed or live. So, it's got to play to either an empty room or you've got to watch it recording. It would be useful for pausing live TV though.

The reason the reviewer couldn't transfer it to a PC was nothing to do with Linux filesystems, it was because the Sharp has encrypted the volume so it can only be replayed on that telly, even another Sharp LC-32LE210E wouldn't play it. Same goes for the Panasonic I own.

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Rim PlayBook to hit UK in Q2 2011

fattybacon

Time machine

All very nice, but how will it match up to the iPad 2 next April? Until you actually have a product you can buy then all comparisons are moot.

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HTC outs Gratia low-cost Android smartphone

fattybacon
Stop

Are you going to San Francisco?

Orange's San Francisco, aka ZTE Blade, is the budget Android du jour.

Unlike this HTC, it's got a proper screen resolution (480x800) and a nice AMOLED screen with the magic PenTile Matrix tech found in the Nexus.

Oh and it's £99 plus £10 top up. Lots of discounts available, quidco, topcashback, NUS, local government, teachers, NHS, police etc.

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Orange outs budget Android 2.1 handset

fattybacon

Outside sucks

I believe they are available in Orange stores already.. but that counts me out, I can't face walking into one of those places. According to the Orange newsroom article they will also be available online this week. I think they throw the poor sods in the shops a bone and give them a couple of days exclusivity.

Hope it appears online, I want some quidco love.

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Dutch banks and operators go contactless

fattybacon
Coat

Contact contention

I've got a Barclay card with this new fangled NFC feature... but what happens when I have a wallet full and you plonk your wallet on the pad (like you see people doing in Hong Kong with their Squid-based Oyster-type card). Does every card compete to pay, and you have no idea which one has won? Or, do they all pay for you leaving you paying several times for your copy of Razzle and the Daily Mail?

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