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Of course, you paid for your username or acknowledged the meme creator....?
Not at all-
Q1. Draw an Acorn atom, labelling the screen and keyboard (85 marks)
Not even the sole natural moon... how many are we up to now?
"skid".
concretes boats?
Not the cloud.
More like the way Barclays & Co treat their IT staff like sh1t.
Lucky Barstards! We used to dream of having a school maggot pit...
"I come from a family of teachers, my farther(sic) was an inner city head. Let me assure you that we are all scared of the bullies and their families."
There- fixed up that particular situation for you.
You don't need Windows to start posts with "As a gamer..."
Damn.
Time to get out of the hydro power business then...
But- I wanted to be a Pirate!
Yarr!
Only the cost of removing all bins in public places.
"Perished."
This would probably last as long as a Kindle screen.
Yes it is-
Poker and brag.
Or machines for the simple?
Now I can see Ballmer in an afro wig...
But iPads don't have USB to boot from.... What? There are other BYODs?
Don't let the cops grasp your title!
Caught by the fuzz.
Oh do piss off, Ellison.
Which is down the plughole...
From the deckhands, not those that drove the ship onto the rocks, one assumes.
As usual.
A fine 80's band!
/the rest is true also...
The Nannyon?
Pah!
The Register has been seperating trolls from bridges for years.
Who knew?
CAD? Isn't that for MACs...
Oh wait- OSX nix..
tit.
Yes.
They brand cattle, not usually sheep though.
A seperate OS?
Then why Windows Anything?
It should really have a different name.
Might I suggest LossDos?
I take it they are not the Microsoft ones then?
For serious computing you need a Carroty Bit.
report on a lot of 'anti-science'.
Mainly about AGW.
for Integral Trees.
Pity.
Meh.
God forbid these things should be funded by anyone else but us! What would the neighbours think?
The Empire days are gone. Stop giving all our cash away to assuage a guilty conscience nobody actually has.
Finally- the voice of reason.
Google "Twilight Moms"
Guys would never get away with it...
I see your SyFy (wtf were they thinking?) and raise you the Horror Channel...
The most fantastically bad film was offered Free on an IPTV channel.
Kung Fu Mummy.
Try it- you must.
Rather- a spurt is a Drip under pressure...
Yes, that pesky poison dihydrogen monoxide strikes again....
What connection does he have with *music* ?
To be fair- you can't go any lower...
Well done JC.
Clarification post. $SexualDeviance is the price, in USD.
It's not fully tidally locked: it has a long day, rotating 3 times for 2 revolutions of the Sun.
Slapping won't help. Give it a good thump.
Two FTL palnets crushing a star in a pincer movement.
qv. 'Ploor'...
His wings would have melted...
Anybody?
Still no...
ERP!
Pardon me!