Re: "U+1F4A9 PILE OF POO"
Isn't that the new Windows logo?
4824 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Isn't that the new Windows logo?
That's why we don't see giants in warfare any more.
The US already keep us in the dark!
Half the population will probably hail the Rapture.
What a disappointment for them...
'Sorry you weren't home when we tried to deliver. Your package is in the radioactive crater behind the bin.'
Easier solution- when hypoxia strikes, eject.
After half a dozen or so of the expensive flying bricks have cratered, they will start looking into the oxygen problem.
Probably 10c worth of plastic.
"Er, no. It's a job for life."
Abication by execution, eh?
Already on Devuan for my latest; works like a charm!
Shame about the SystemD...
Er, my router, my firewall rules...
So... the Cloud is down?
A Terahertz setup on drones would work - but drones aren't allowed in airports...
The answer is blowing in the RTFA...
Killed in childhood by suffocation and neglect a few months after being adopted by abusive parent.
Just wait and see.
One more push- disable Windows...
"...no other OS compares to Windows ..." for being a toy.
Poor kids- won't somebody think of them?
Windows 10 Creationist Edition.
What MS believe about Windows is not what everyone else believes...
It looks like any aliens we meet are likely to be much bigger than us...
Roaming costs them nothing, but is a cash cow. And now the cow is gone.
Where's the capitalist Bastard icon?
Thanks Mr Vogon- I forgot it was opposite day again!
I seem to remember this in introductory school biology textbooks.* Eeee!
Make yer own two-headed flatworm!
Gave me plenty of time to get used to the idea. Never did find any Planaria in ponds though-
bang went my future NASA job, then...
* Not in them these days? Do schools still use textbooks? Or books?
"I claim my free teeshirts."
Both of which need to be in the Reg Shop.
..."if you take part in activities that accelerate the early-onset of dementia ..."
"And the corporates are - in droves!"
The value of the 'drove' has fallen dramatically, it seems.
"Year in , year out we hear the same desperate messages....."
...Upgrade to Windows 10!!
Don't let them mix!
Coz Dixons couldn't cut it, no matter how big the store was?
"lawyer (n.) Look up lawyer at Dictionary.com"
Wait a few hours then look it up in urbandictionary...
lawyer (n) Old English ...
*You are Kate Shrub and I claim my £5!
How long until the US is considered a rogue (rouge...) state?
Pretty much the same as now, then.
Remember when Windows wasn't a bloated sack of shite?
No, me neither.
"Probably not until politicians go boldly forth !"
We must ensure this does not happen.
But will it run Windows- ie more than one fullscreen...
"Microsoft have a long term plan..."
And there goes any remaining credibility to the rest of your post.
Is that really what you want? Is that really what anyone wants?
Anyone with any experience of Win10 would...
"IT staff and are happy paying the little extra cash if it means they don't need to deal with geeks..."
Your IT staff should BE geeks- or you deserve to be rinsed by MS and their Toy OS.
Over and over, as usual, for every penny they can squeeze from your stupid fingers.
Decaf Covfefe, anyone?
"And There Will Be Cake".
But the cake is a lie!
(It's a camera...)
" I don't have to wade into a kindergarten every time I need to get support for it."
With closed source, you have to pay to get into the kindergarten...
Like a spellchecker?
"It's probably slower than when you first got due to all the useless"apps" and photos from imgur."
Aha- so that's why the MS app store is so empty; to stop winphones from getting laggy!
"to hell with the 21st century."
The cry of a Windows fan!
"How do you transform a copter pilot into Fuel-Air Explosive?"
And spend them all in the MS Store. On all the apps in there...
That's five minutes done - now what?
"I'll see your xkcd and raise you a Douglas Adams'"
Eek! Scott Adams has stolen his towel!
"Warrant trumps invoice, I think you'll find."
'Sod off I don't work for nothing',trumps Warrant.
And raise you my invoice. Look at all of those zeros!
What, free? Sod off.
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