Posts by hplasm

Re: More subtle than an axe

I see this as a public service, and a new way to enjoy boring train journeys!

Re: Yup. Just like bananas.

Bananas don't roll very well because they are bent and faceted. Clouds are bumpy and nebulous so they probably don't roll too well either.

You may well have a good point there!

Re: Having just spent today using one...

There will always be cheap laptops- not necessarily MS ones.

Re: Peoples simply have a mistaken definition of testing

No need to test- MS products are becoming increasingly unsuitable.

No Jihad on the moon with less than 8 D size though.

"...but in the end they will be held accountable for their crimes..."

Who? The US Govt? Fat Chance.

Re: "Why would 'Professionals' want to deal with such an amateurish OS"

" it is part of their job..."

No, it isn't.

Rather-

Where the fireball touches the ground- used to determine possible fallout.

Re: How

In the beginning was the Horse...

Re: Might like to start with the House of Commons

Which strain? Red, Blue or Yellow.

Re: Two hundred years from now.....

The carnage was awful. "we have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks" said Kissinger's Head,

@fibbles

TSA: "What is this Commie bullshit!?"

Re: All of 'em

"As a society we demand almost absolute security..."

Who are you calling 'we', Kemosabe?

Re: Jazz cigarettes

Niiice!

Re: Just wondering

Tea eggs! Little mesh ball things, great for loose tea.

Re: Is it just me...

Look at it as real- like Yes, Minister.

Then everything makes perfect sense.

Re: @Symon

Run. It's Dibble!

Re: Careers 'Advisor'

I tried that at school- the careers advisor looked blank for a while, then advised me to 'go to college'.

Re: Does this heavy discounting

4. Price it so the Gleetard demographic in the adverts might just buy it.

Larry wants to be Tony Stark

Pity Elon Musk has already beaten him to that!

Re: Options...

There always seem to be jobs for fork-lift drivers. The training is cheap, and it looks like fun...

Nearly went there when the contract market went a bit dry, once upon a time.

Re: A note on elevator safety

"Those springs at the bottom of the shaft really do work."

Yes, but it did take an hour for him to finally come to a stop.

Re: new series of Preppers...

This will, no doubt, be seized upon by the UK 'No-Nukes' lobby to prove that the UK is unsuitable for both Atom Furnaces and deep storage of Nuclear Bric-a-Brac, due to being Geologically Unstable, Like Japan.

Re: Defication

I imagine they would more likely resemble breezeblocks, and be more worthy of the name 'bench' than

'stool'

Get used to it?

No.

NSA! NSA! NSA!

Re: Is that the best site?

True, but it's the only known location of the Godzilla Quark.

Re: So...

....what would you prefer? MS to not patch bugs?

Not at all- just wondering how the older versions in particular managed to work in the first place, as they musy have been about 10% good code and 90% bugs.

Just another regular occurrence. like Halley's comet coming around, although that may stop one day.

Re: Curious

But- the US can get you on the moon.

Re: Don Jefe Courageous and principled

Matt Bryant.

You are talking out of your rectum.

Re: You had one job microsoft

Hard to tell if this is inept lack of expertise, or a case of clod-hopper MS World Police.

Bigfoot strikes - again.

Re: @Matt Bryant

When has MB ever had a point?

Re: Summer is nearly here

Or busily manning a burning Bong?

Better not get the kids

To sit in front of Kinect then, eh?

Then...

once you have nothing to fear, you have nothing to lose.