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Diggin' this 'ole
'Ole in the ground,
Big and sort of round it was-
And then I found myself surrounded by the Plod, M'lud.
ISIS will make the machines more expensive, as each one has to hold a copy of the link-state routing table...
Looks pretty much like a cow to me too- ( NOT Liz...).
Moreso than Tesco milk, anyway...
Or a Marvel/ X-men connection?
Not an Apple device then?
"Imagine the irony if you were to get run over by a bus tomorrow...."
Lying there, in a pool of dark liquid deliciousness as it seeps from your squashed torso...
/that was odd...
With a crappy search engine.
Is there any other country that is so capital-city centric in terms of wealth creation?
Not off the Discworld, no.
.docx ?
1) It's "Ghengis Khaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!"
We are talking PC nerds (and MAC nerds and *NIX nerds) after all...
didn't you see the tiny, legless figure burning and waving his arm?
Beware! The clutching continues!!
Zeppelin 8x yet to take off...
"But at least it is a stylish cop, right?"
Crockett or Tubbs?
So effiing what If a man is looking at anything, do you really think they want to see adverts for anything?
FTFY
Fisher Price? I thought that was MS?
"...The vast majority of enterprises require a) documents to be interchanged seemlessly and look the same at source and destination"
That's MS Office out of the game then.
tricky.
OpenOffice or LibreOffice?
In this case, Target is a target.
At least Amazon don't try to sell you new-fangled stocking looms or anything like that...
We are not spying on you, honestly
Dishonestly, however....
"Wake up, Neo. the Matrix has you. Follow the White Rabbit"
TIKFKAM
Pi day? e! (by gum)
It's come up from beneath- where Satan lives.
With Saddam.
Nothing better for those tricky star-nosed moles...
Must be from software 'engineers'...
"Cul-de-sacs are legendarily considered peaceful havens of tranquility"
...until you try to dare to park in one...
curtain twitching begins...
nmap
Most 'users' call it 'The hard drive'... grr.
Unless Win 9 is tomorrow's Vista.
Certainly- just as the price of gold crashes...
It swanned off to Alderaan...
Veroboard, you insensitive clod!
I think that was Arthur C Clarke, Tales of the White Hart - but I could be wrong.
If I am, just read that anyway- it's well worth it!
"...if you ask her where she's put it, wherever she says, it will not be there."
What- you don't get "I haven't touched it." Even if if you saw her with it?
Apply the boost! Flog the reactor!
Why did i not marry a mekanic, etc?
No, they are mine. I have dibs.
So- Fester or Vector? Don't make me choose!
Better shoot them both to be sure...
"We need to drive across all our work"
Which explains the smell of roadkilll.
...you're not going to have a good time in corporate strategy discussions."
How true; familiarity with MBA bullshit notwithstanding.
The SWAT team is to keep the flies off the products...
"...a range of projects involving marketing, media and compete"
'compete' is not a thing.
Not a good start.
Calls it 'Azure'.
"Three Person Fallibility Constant"
That has always proved to be true, in every group I've been involved in of three persons or fewer.
The shark is lurking in the bath; last place you would expect one.
'Merkins face merkins.
We REALLY need a Zealot icon.
can't be very good at bleaching. The same goes double for coloured bleach, pink or blue etc.
Carry a warning label in California.