'No, Microsoft is not 'killing Windows 10 Mobile'
It died years ago.
4519 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
It died years ago.
"...in the hands of a few programmers who have no accountability for the decisions that they're making,"
"in the hands of a few politicians who have no accountability for the decisions that they're making,"
Seems like the former offends the latter- which is the status quo...
"Windows is fun"
still relies on the user opening a foriegn document though, with a shady operating system that should have been fixed or killed decades ago.
[ ] The cheque's in the post.
[ ] We promise we won't shit in your mouth.Again. Until next Patch Tuesday.
Sky will soon look like the Sun...
"Microsoft then blackmails the EU or contributes to its dissolution. What now?"
A lot of people rejoice?
"...Munich in their plans to ditch Linux and return to Windows..."
"Some people play games for a living."
Lucky them. I bet they don't mind MS seeing their scores.
"How will they be able to force the issue...?
Revoke Windows copyright in EU...
The chances of any sense coming from MS
Are a million to one, they said...
"Typing data on my Android phone ends up with SwiftKey for sure."
Swiftkey are owned by...?
In a lot of cases, the owner didn't even agree to install Win10...
"Where does the owner of the document fit into this process?"
Make sure you don't put Windows 10 into your computer.
Give Easter back to the Pagans!
Oh no! An Internet Bigboy! 11111111One...
What shape does he normally think he is?
"Think of it as evolution in action."
Which explains a lot...
The sound of furious backpedalling...
Just wait a few years...
- is real-world work experience!
a fly-back craft would be the second best way of getting material and manpower up into space.
I see your Prelude to Space and raise you a Fountains of Paradise...
It seems, according to reports from spacex, that they keep the handle and brush head, but replace any bristles that appear even slightly sub-optimal.
"the users' wishes really don't count"
The new Win10 slogan!
"...making things super useful..."
...is not the Windows way. Not any more.
And not the oinky end...
How many impossible things would you like us to do today?
" Linux does not work on daisy wheel typewriters."
assuming you mean'printer' for 'typewriter'...
"What a fragmented ecosystem Win10 is...
Not like Linux I guess then."
"What do you want?"
"Secure access to your encryoted information."
"You won't get it!"
"By hook or by crook we will."
"No, maths doesn't work like that. Sod off."
Er... you dropped this --->
"blacklist microsoft sites at the router."
Advice for life.
"Yes, even operating systems have fans."
So why does W10 want some?
Should that not be a Microsoft support group.
Not techincal support, mind.
The screaming is normal.
I understand 'the hastags'! Give me huge amounts of cash. Don't expect results though- just look on me as a mini-capita or something.
A couple of million a month should do it.
"I have tried various releases of Reactos,..."
So it does work as well as W10!
1. Put aircraft on it.
...screwtops have this already? *hic*
"Was that typed by a moron or a troll?"
Different Fairy Tale Believer. Take your pick.
"Earth has a one in a million combination of life supporting conditions."
You call this life...? Don't talk to me about life...
"...And all we were looking for was a good Starbucks..."
a good Starbucks?
Rarer than inhabitable worlds... keep looking.
"Star Trek isn't a reality TV series."
Reaity TV series aren't reality...
-and decades of travel, humans land on a planet in some star's Goldilocks zone...
and are promptly eaten by three Starbears.
Verbing nouns weirds language.
Good job a real OS doesn't reboot after every little change, eh?
Neutral countries? Y'urr either with us, or agin us! T'aint no neutral countries!!
(apologies for Trumpbush Frankenaccent)
What's new? Same as before brexit!
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