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1. Get a clue *
2.Get evidence
3.get a warrant.
* yes, in both senses of the word.
Q: How do you know a politician is lying?
A: He's Tony Blair.
Thanks, all week, veal etc.
So the stranded student(s) on board can also go home?
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2016/sep/14/artist-stranded-container-ship-rebecca-moss-hanjin
Opencrotch- for obvious reasons once you have dealt with them via BT central...
Does anyone sane run windows Server?
0/10 must troll harder...
"The Grammer Police are out in full today."
Grammar. You knew this was coming, didn't you?
13 million people don't know what to do!
"...info about one and one's conversations etc on it."
Is that the Posh Rastafarian Facebook page?
“Commitment to delivering market leading mobile apps across the platforms and devices our customers use..."
Delivering them to where? /dev/null?
"I think..."
Ah- MS also fail hard on servers; you were saying...
"... robustly updating ..."
HAHAHAHAHA!!
How about Guy Fawkes masks...?
"The people we face today would kill us as soon as look at us."
What, at work? That's harsh!
And do we give one about what Microsoft think?
Tip:
Don't eat the Bogburger.
Poke a hole in the burger and push the hotdog into it.
The Blackholedogger.
Bun may need to be 4 Dimensional...
10000000% * better patent than any software patent.
* I know, I know...
"That would be pronounced "My-co--za-flow--pin"."
You you really think so? Here?
It's like the Blin... oh never mind...
"They all float up here..." q.v. Clown Computing... "Other peoples computers you have no control over... Hahahaha! "
Just for Men has a website.
But why... "Hey! Guess what? I'm secretly grey!" ?? I can't see it being popular.
Ah, but RedHat is turning into Windows Lite*, so that would be different.
(* You know I was going to say SystemD** here, so I won't bother...)
** Or whatever. Pile of shit.by any other name...
Answered by stupid people.
What will they do if you don't have or use SM? Not let you in?
'Don't go' would be the answer- but see above...
Maybe, but if a company screws up too many times it gets more Government procurement contacts.
FTFY...
Excellent!
Sounds like time for all to jump ship!
Remember how Bugs Bunny used to step out of the falling elevator just as it hit the ground? Just like that...
Have an Internet! COTW!
"I use, and prefer, iPhones.."
So you already look like a fool? Saves time I suppose.
"iPhone doesn't have a target market...."
Probably the same as Coca Cola's, McD's, Disney etc.
Bored twits with too much spare cash.
BTW- you have spittle on your iPhone 7. Best to queue up for a new one...
Can't wait for the next iInnovation- the no-Screen iPhone.
DDos the class A address space, proactively...
In collaboration with 50Cent?
Spinners optional...
"...self diving cars..."
Another use for MS Surface tech?
Lock their drivers out*. Film at 11.
*After monitoring whether indicators have ever been used or not.
Protological?
* Other fun may be available.
-by the usual suspect(s).
"...drop a small roboat..."
Well done Efros- Roboat is now a thing!
Have a beer!
But- it is a Surface Craft...
"pointless filling-in of time sheets"
tha's the first thing that goes down on them- every day.
Maybe you interpret this differently "and, worst of all, his contract didn't include overtime"
Indeed- it also didn't say that he worked on weekends for nothing.
"Is it possible to design a network that will..."
The 'network' would probably be fine. The convoluted jenga stack that passes for 'modern' servers, not so much.
To be accurate- it doesn't say he wasn't paid, but he wasn't paid Extra for the overtime.
ie The US model...
In house MS button pushers or Azure MS button pushers? Why choose- just close your eyes and toss a coin.
3Jane finds your lack of faith disturbing, young Tessier-Ashpool...
Who would ever think such a thing could happen?
"all that sort of information to the likes of Microsoft, Goole and the rest."
It's not Goole you need to worry about, it's Scunthorpe.
"I haven't a clue what you're on about. And your nose wobbles when you speak, did you know that? It's very distracting. Now what were you saying again? Eh? What? "
That's a good start, at least!
But I do know now that he's an idiot.