5611 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Win 10 Evangelist- (U+1F4A9/U+E05A)
Yes, it's not .PNG, but all the kids are doing it!
That's why they renamed it 'Urectum'...
/goodnewseveryone!
Whoosh!
"...extra capital expense to the banks..."
So not happening.
Microsoft Fan Navel Gazers more like.
Someone get a freebie for this Advert?
I didn't realise this was the current threat.
What? Vegetarian Zombie brain food? What's not to like?
Welcome to Crazy Town!
You'll never leave!
Here are a bunch of patches.
Here are a bunch of patches which will fix some bugs.
Here are a bunch of patches which will fix some bugs and introduce more.
All together now-
UWA killer app!
MS are saved!
Bye then. Look after the cave.
If 50's SciFi taught us nothing else, it is this:- There's a reason they all wear shiny clothes and hats in the future, don't you know!
We are fast approaching the tabloid singularity where a piece of wire will be seen as ' computer' by Joe Public- because magic (technology).
"...the fearful quality of the brew was because of the z80..."
It was obviously overqualified and bored!
Bah! Only the Z80 deserved the name microprocessor. All the 6XXX range were mere washing machine brains and petrol pump controllers!
/ducks
Adam.
rapid fire!
"Ancestors go back more than one generation."
ITYM decendants...
Anonymous Cock?
Ooh Matron!
Er no. VM cable , DO USE copper phone wire.- two pairs per coax, actually.
"BTW anyone remember 'BOX' in StarCops back in the late 80's"
That's the AI for me!
Out of Cheese Error!
I'd be surprised if they were waterproof.
Thanks for the rant.
All of Europe would be speaking proper English if it wasn't for US !
I hate to break it to you but... God hates you.
But that can be, it's Microsoft, a Sirius Cybernetics company.
"Switches to BSD."
You cheeky little devil, you.
Motion detection, I think you mean...
Windows gets slagged off for failing open. Looks like they're changing this to fail.
FTFY.
Expect the UK to be successfully invaded by Dastardly and Muttley & Co when these are in place.
"Windows is not some play platform..."
Citation needed.
I've seen this before...
Look under the turban.
But I'm 40% zinc!!
Not completely- remember every pocket has a silver lining...
"Great show of American design talent and persistence right there."
Lack of super profitability, also, sadly.
"Let me guess, Brexiteer?"
Seems more like a Remainer- as in "Don't leave the cave!"
So you perpetuate the misery for millions. Well done you.
No Dougal. The WinX pile of shit is bigger than Win 7, but Win 7 is far away. Bigger, far away...
reversions in those 400 Million?
You get your power via poles?
Our supplier is french...
(Capitals removed for comedic continuity)
Hahaha! Welcome to Earth. You must be new here.
It's the new *Bollocks*.
No, do you know who I am?
"Of course not!"
Good. (Hangs up).
No, not that one- she's married to Colon.
Becoming oddly adverse to strangers...
"In what form is the malicious firmware delivered to the victim."
It's a malicious source code listing fax. Available on tape* or Hollerith punch cards...
*punched paper and magnetic, yes.
Deep Packet Inspection?
Targeted Advertising?
Something to hack at when Azure is down...again?
"Check out the TP."
Word.
"Plusnet = shambles."
Plusnet= BT in a hat.