Re: I am surprised
The IQ of congress?
4737 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
The IQ of congress?
Not to worry- theres still AO to look forward to.
Lager is only drunk when drunk.
Agreed- first task, Monday morning: fill in time spent time recording for the rest of the week. That's ten hours accounted for already!
A hint of whalesong, a touch of joss-stick and the gentle dangle of bollocks.
"...mass driver up the side of a mountain..."
The last guy working on this got shot in the head by Mossad...
They would say that, wouldn't they...
New Executive Yacht Time Again.
Trebles all round!!
Where's the Fatcat icon? She'll have to do.
Godwin's not here, man.
Is that Star Wars character?
Nice set of parabolas, there.
"Like 'of Nazereth'"
As opposed to Jesus of Guadalupe?
Why not- they pay money for that sort of "software".
"It's got what plants crave."
Sadly true. Many plants will buy it.
This confirms what we already suspected. Cameron is an empty resonant chamber, and his voice is supplied by idiots.
The graveyard is a dead-letter drop.
"Hey, we could use it to fix the glass rain on the exoplanet that's been getting so much attention."
Great- now the glass rain is on fire... I'm not going out.
RedHat Is Not Linux (Not any more...)
Drinking and posting again?
"Such a genius would have to find a way to execute every politician traitor currently exploiting terrorism to demand weaker encryption and greater surveillance."
Can we vote for this genius?
God I hate that name...
If it doesn't have pickaxes, dynamite, cakes with files in or a pot-bellied stove that conceals a tunnel, then it's just a lounging area.
That, I would like!
Replace ads with a nice fishtank or perhaps a potter's wheel.
It would appear that the US politicians are at last admitting the the government are absolutely useless
at computer security in all departments.
shurely l0l0l0 Letsbe Avenue?
So much for 'Viruses attack Windows because of it's popularity'...
...But you can't find it, right?
"Now we just need a bacon angle..."
You should always have one in a well-stocked toolbox.
Coffee with bacon in it? Oh dear...
Don't worry about the hackers- it's the Crackers that are important here...
"Windows is not suitable for any application where trust in the operating system or the company supplying that operating system is required."
Even MS themselves say this in the quasilegal blurb of the EULA...
" Metro is a steaming turd bolted on to something that was reasonably stable."
That is unfair and inaccurate.
Metro is the steam bolted on to something that was a reasonably unstable turd .
"If you drive a forklift truck you have to have a retest every three years."
Probably because of repetitive driving at 5mph in a 30 zone...
That begins to explain some of the problems at MS.
Come up -the ship is sinking.
"Someone wrote a poem about it once. It starts:"
Ha Fleeg, Har Fleeg- shurley, as any fule kno...
Windows 10 is an abacus.
"Virgin - not available"
Virgin do ADSL just like the rest. Did you ask?
Nasty cough you have there, Dido.
If that's not a snoop-sounding name...
"Since when is Law Enforcement an intelligence agency's job?"
If not that then what?
Oh, of course- keeping themselves in a job.
Sod Off HaxxOrs- because backups.
It's time for a bit of chickenwire over the clink?
Imagine the surprise they would have felt if the warhead(s) had gone off next.
It's a shame that ALL country's governments have so many idiots running things.
Just wait until it goes on late-night Dave or UK Gold... you'll be lucky to get the same Doctor each episode.
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