Re: Reach out...
Reach out and punch face...
4324 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Reach out and punch face...
"I don't understand...."
Simple - no changes on a Friday, because you have to deal with the fallout on Monday.
Pre-booked *annual-leave somewhere inacessable, on the other hand...
* it pays to keep up with the Change Management schedule, well in advance :)
""Remote Expert Mode" will link the astronauts via Skype to technicians on the ground, who will then be able to see what's going on in the ISS and draw annotative notes that can be used to guide repairs (for example)."
"Remote Expert Mode" will sometimes link the astronauts via Skype to technicians on the ground, when the stars are right, who will then occasionally be able to see what's going on in the ISS, but sometimes just hear noises accompanied by what seems to be a slowly changing picture from the lunar surface circa Apollo 11, and then draw annotative notes that could be used to guide repairs if they were not strangely locked in sharepoint, and have to be retrieved from the Russian or Chinese (or Brazillian) space scientists whose governments got them from the NSA backup (for example).
What!? And let all the Winfans get their grubby mitts all over it!!!???!! 1111tyone!
"good, and for the 99.99% of the rest of the world who are not Techies?"
They won't be reading this...
You READ the EULA ?
Have another pint!
"I like the way you think but actually it's "straw"."
Mostly horseshit then?
"Good try but ..."
I think you need to read it again, perhaps?
Compared to this, Heartbleed IS but a fleshwound...
Heartbleed? Tis but a fleshwound.
Did he shit bricks?
The original 'word count' used by publishers was 1 page per 250 words of 10pt Courier.
Many other 'standards' now exist...
"Some people have far too much spare time and money on their hands!"
Yes, and spend them on Sky TV and paying for footy millionaire's cars.
I seem to remember a ladybird book ( I think) with a computer made from wood and OC71 germanium transistors, and some dairy/milk Co series* of many-how to booklets that did the same sort of thing.
Where are these sort of things now...?
*can't find them on Goog - they were thin, square and white, with blue titles etc.
That's version 2.
(Not V2, that lands much harder on the house)
drop the share price to a suspiciously low level.
Just before the Govt sells them off...
Then turns (back) into a pumpkin.
was the defendant heard to say "Wheee!" ?
Nothing to see here, move along. Move along."
Beacuse nobody was home to look after him???
just hope they DO find a black obelisk.....
"...If you can't deal with change...waahhh"
SystemD is like paying in Euro and getting your change in Peso.
yum toast, or yum dead-badger?
Surely it can't be hard to choose between a gutted toaster and a hollowed out dead badger?
Pull the udder one...
Pasteurised is best- but I don't care if it just comes up to my chest!
You get stuffed -for free!
Because to fix it costs money, and Exec Yachts must get forever bigger. ^H^H^H^H^H show growth year on year...
I saw you there. Nice legs.
Pour petrol on it.
"That xxx? Oh Tim's dealing with it. Project Y? Tim's dealing with it. Bog's blocked?- go and see Tim."
Watch the burnout.
Darn - beat me to it!
Each pod must contain 1 (one) cheese.
Also: This ain't no train- it's a test-bed magneti-gun spaceship launcher!
Bing has search traffic?
"So you go straight to 'Trap' without waiting to see what occurs rather than actually looking at the direction Microsoft do seem to be taking now-a-days?"
Mi Crosoft makes a really terrible Operating System.
And all your other excellent characters. We shall miss you.
(Insert garlic coment here after respectful pause)
"...a nice uniform with dangling runes,"
Hey- I want one of those- let the bad guys use swastikas or something that's already ruined!
"Sorry man - your 'Semper Fi' tat should be on your arm..."
You soured your goodwill by your time with big W.
Nobody cares what you think anymore, particularly in the Civilised World.
"...the size of the screens is so unusual in today's market that Microsoft couldn't find an existing assembly line in Asia that could handle them."
Because they are specified in inches, rather than metric...
"In his mind: May == Always"
also In his mind: May == His Snooping Ally in the UK
Meh - you're not anywhere close to the icon here.
To be fair, Layer 3 switches understand routing (to a certain degree) whereas just Data Switches don't.
And Layer Cake switches will shoot you in the face if you try to make them route packets, whether they have a mockney accent bit set or not.
"And you think the Home Office aren't able to find jammers and send the operators to jail?"
I think you forgot this icon...
"I'm confident I can drive myself a car ..."
Nothing personal, but that right there is the heart of the problem.
"As its a bit more 'sexy' "
That sounds a little ...fishy...
It's only free if your time is worth nothing...
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