They are called Talk Talk, not Mail Mail...
4329 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
They are called Talk Talk, not Mail Mail...
"At Los Alamos no one discriminated on the ground of where you came from, or if you were a Christian or a non-believer," Brownlee explained. "The only thing they discriminated against was to be dumb – and it was a top priority to show you weren't."
If only some things stayed the same- where would we be now?
Ah, the self-answering question!
"...fucktards like hplasm to flick one off over."
And here we see the wit of the windows supporter.
Sad, knowing his toys are becoming obsolete.
Fanboi, thy name is Dogged. (The anti-Eadon)
"... the amount of weapons-grade numpties in the comments..."
Don't be harsh- someone has to defend Windows.
"IT illiterate children...where are they?..."
In schools only teaching from the MS bible.
"How are the screen drivers for Linux? Drivers for obscure peripherals?"
Better than the MS non-provided ones, I'll wager.
"Not sure why "Apple or Linux" provoke the frown - I regularly use both and find both to be very good."
They're not blackmailware. People who have paid the protection money already are bitter.
"Don't forget the gamers."
Don't worry, they'll remind us themselves.
"All I know is, the board are impressed by the level of after-sales service."
'The Board' are probably impressed by shiny powerpoints.
Nobody gives a fuck, how many fucks you give.
Just keep on buying the bloatware.
Lenovo and Dell probably throw away more laptops for quality control failures than there are Surface customers, or ever will be.
Probably not what you wanted to hear.
"I didn't even get started on after sales and service."
Neither do MS.
"I'd love to have one of these hammerhead gadgets for my motorcycle..."
Drop them a line- it sounds like a good idea for v1.1
"I installed Win10 on a touchscreen AIO once, it was deeply unstable with a development environment on it, I rolled back to Win8.1."
I rest my case.
Win 10 definitely must be much worse than everyone is saying...
"Wrongly pointing out shitness in a thing that's not what you like..."
Ah- so you admit the shitness? Even your Fanboiness is slipping. Win 10 must be much worse than everyone is saying...
Pointing out shitness is the opposite of fanboiness.
Your blinkers are blocking your view.
"A Ford or a BMW? You choose."
Or the Trabant - Like you say- no credible opposition- from WP.
This summer! Two for One Space Launch! Much Cheapness! Book Now!!!!!
Limited Spaces available
They'll see the Apollo 'Moon' film stage!
That's because your PC is a toy.
And if you want a Peugeot 206, take any small crappy car, and get an elephant to sit on it.
"Are you sure that's not Star Trek you're thinking of?"
ALL versions of Windows are clunkers. Until just before the next one comes out. Funny, that.
"I'm out scouring more rubbish skips for a Windows-7 or -8 licence sticker before July 28..."
Just wait- you'll get the Win 10 iso soon- in AOL disc like piles, probably.
The tablet's lack of voom is irrelevant to the content- it just points the Chromecast at the source, makes the introductions and then leaves it to them to play nice with each other. You can turn the initiating device off then if you want- but good luck in halting the stream if you do...
"It's not far from becoming Microsoft's next billion-dollar business unit."
But as yet it's close to becoming Microsoft's next billion-dollar storage unit.
That is- doing weird stuff, and also sniffing the seat afterwards?
Gnome planet encounter- it's been a long time coming, and excitement is at Xmas levels!
They do say "Follow the money", in this case, they are going down the drain after it!
Aye Sir! - Er, is that from our orbit, their orbit, or some other orbit? Targeting computer's a bit fussy...
"I think life is created inside stars."
It's life, Nom, but not as we know it.
"Life almost certainly evolved on earth."
Ah- you're confusing and conflating 'started' and 'evolved' Even the godsquads get a look-in on that error..
"We would be better off restricting ^H^H^H^H^H encouraging the export of mentally retarded law makers..."
"... Surely most visitors will know what an ISO file is, and what to do with it?"
If they are that desperate, perhaps not...
"... the Skype brand."
isn't that doomed by Murdoch Inc?
...so get it now, and get the arrows in your front!
Azure IS the colour of a sky without clouds in it...
"When you are dammed if you do and dammed if you don't, maybe you should just do what you think is best..."
i.e. Go to Hell, Microsoft?
" when the glitter wears off and they discover the chocolate inner..."
...is brown, but isn't chocolate...
"You apparently have the same broken Caps Lock key problem as Eadon..."
Probably a Win 10 significant_unknown_error
I find your username alarming...
As does the word "Microsoft" in many Western ones.
If Windows 10 gets anything near this positive a review on ANY tech site next month - bias or not I'll show your arse in ASDA.
Have probably used and suffered Windows.
Still a good satire though...
Is that the internal codename for Win 10, like "Longhorn" etc?
I like it!
"That path length is substantially more than required to give a seperate folder to every atom in the universe..."
What!? Just one...? Not very far thinking, that.
edit:- What!? Just one universe...? Not very far thinking, that either!.
An ivory sale could cancel the national debt.
"I understand the things I use all the time and thus can easily get them working to my satisfaction."
Not a Win 10 user, then?
"I wouldn't trust Microsoft's updates as far as I could spit a lightly fried stoat in a bun..."
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