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"England prevails"
"Olympus London has fallen."
These could be the 1st Genration of 'Peace Planes'.
I think the part where it's the Company Directors' junk would imply the best reason to be a dick.
Play them at their own game.
"You might need to start a class action.
I'll send the target sign to hang around your neck... avoid the basement.
"Is Amazon the only one who can handle its cloudy needs? No, there is one other..."
On the Dark Side.
... And then, one day, The Machine Stops...
You're thinking that apples get worms, right?
"I don't know that!"
AAAAAaaaaaaaa!
Refuse Wayland!
Next will come David, then AVP - nobody wants that.
Don't install Yutani either...
"...slapping each other about the head with giant rubber willies, while shouting in latin."
Isn't that Eton?
So that's where all the VW's are going...
This ^^^
1. All yachts and teams to be owned by Oracle.
"Outsourcing defence contracts to a country already halfway toward becoming yet another third-world theocratic shithole."
The US?
"What's their angle here?"
Usually 180 degrees.
AKA Blue string pudding!
"Can someone find her a whelk stall, although that might be beyond her capabilities."
Are you looking to get food poisoning?
"... it pretty much descends into a series of "American Pie" style dick and fart jokes."
It here being real life.
"Yeah. All the cool kids reference Stalin instead."
But Stalin has neater hair.
Wait- so does Hitler...
Don't mention the 'tashes... or lack of.
It's a PR shit-shifting spade!
It's a quaint idea but I think they are barking.
There you go.
... and aren't afraid of heights or bugs, fill your boots."
Well, MS don't seem to be afraid of bugs...
"Oi, you! Useless piece of shit!! Are you listening? ARE YOU!!?? Grrrrr...
True. Peak stupid is approaching.
At leat I hope it's a peak, not an asymptote...
Username suggests he lives in Innsmouth... so yes.
Why not both?
With jam on.
...if you can find them....maybe you can hire The IT-Crowd.
Reality bites...
Zeroth Law:
If we all have more stupid, there will be less intelligence.
Has someone just turned a cow inside out? I can smell something...
"So what happens when you need to open a very formatted MS Office documents." (sic)
Send it back, tell them it's broken, and to use a decent open document format.
"In the tech industry, we're never really sure which is more important: the tool, or how tools use the tool."
"no, no! Don't shoot yourself!"
"Shutit! You're next!"
Look out! Incoming stones!
Blashphemer!
"Are they in anyway related to dangleberries of drivel?"
They share an adjacency, yes.
"It's a bit like the official change from "cycles per second" to "Hertz" - an apparently unnecessary way of obfuscating a simple measurement."
q.v Mho - Siemens
Not obvious now...
Don't get this - how can G(raphics) be pronounced as JIF.
Don't use Jraffics for anything...
Wilhite is wronj!
Set Quasers on stub, Mr Spork!
Star Trek :Dyslexia
If the 1st amendment fails to protect in this case, surely such government overreach is what the 2nd is for?
Or is it just to have guns for the sake of them?
That's not eloquence.
That's a hypotenuse.
Ok!
"Hey Cortana- why don't you stick your head up your.. "
Science Officer Ash is a goddamn robot!
Artificial Intelligence is an illusion.
Human Intelligence doubly so...
" Where is the decent phone at a decent price that does what I need?"
Have you tried one with a rotary dial?
"So I couldn’t really care less about svelte."
Nor the whoosh! sound of the expanding battery, it seems.
Have some sympathy - he's worried that his IPho is not quite as svelte and slender as when they first met...
But that would lead to a Sean Connery type in a thong...
My eyes!
Politicians have heard this, and it has whetted their appetites...
Icon obvious.
Your posting pro-windows history makes me doubt your veracity.
"Some days, you just know you shouldn't have got out of bed."
I call them weekdays.
Brazil.
When is that set, in the scheme of things...