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85 per cent of US federal agencies are now open to the NSA 'free backup' service.
You are all slaves. Don't you see that?
What happens if the work isn't done?
"...vulnerabilities patched in Chrome OS!"
There's the operative word, right there.
"I'm sure buyers aren't that dumb."
Would you put money on that?
Further Translation:
That laptop is in last month's colour. Throw it away and buy a new, more stylish one.
And able to take an enormous amount of heat, as the flames get higher and higher all around it.
"...Harry scratching his back with his wand..."
That's just showing off...
"There is no 'Road Tax', hasn't been since Winston Churchill axed it in 1947."
Ahem: " (that pays none of the mythical "road tax")."
unwarranted triumphalism
Shouldn't be on the road then.
Agreed. Stay indoors- away from the computer.
Pragmatic- The more that leave, the more food left for those who do not...
Cluebat.
You mean people can see Twitter messages?? SAD.
ARM has had Linux support for ages.
SystemD must have taken ages to port.
So it IS Star Trek! NG or Voyager?
This never happens.
'Nuff said.
It's all about the pork.
"I see you lot still find religion-bashing amusing.
Small minds..." Are to be pitied, not laughed at... FTFY
Naw- let's do both!
Citation Needed.
"I wonder if they do?"
Well, usually it's called The Gullible Userbase...
Icon.
It does seem to be missing the two most dangerous parts of a space mission, particularly for a winged reusable thingy.
"Here at Apple, we believe you should be in a better location."
Traslation: "Why are you trying to leave the Apple shop?"
A digital 'Geneva Convention' could lead to charges for 'Digital Warcrimes', eh, Microsoft?
The only thing that current AI is less deluded than.
The connection between the users and reality, doubly so.
"A Legal contractor..."
You missed the chance to say - "No further questions, M'Lud."
"You can't make something fool proof, because fools are quite ingenious."
The Fool Particle is really really small, making fool-proofing nearly impossible.
Said the person who has never had a 'help' call...
Or-
Said every HellDesk operative ever, shaking their head and replacing the phone, despairing at the human condition.
Maxim 44: If it will blow a hole in the ground, it will double as an entrenching tool.
In other words: Your gun is too small.
"Close. JSD."
Ah - a Doctor of JavaScript.
"And you though Wii-mote injuries were bad? Try diving into furniture with your face..."
Finally a reason to watch those Youtube gaming videos...
"Yes, but Lady of the Rings sounds like a undiscovered Emanuelle movie..."
That's 'Lard of the Ring (When there is No Butter)
also known by : Last Tango in Mordor.
"several bottles of meths."
This is Rule One if mainly using Powerpoint.
Distribute to audience and self.
"queue morons"
The ones who queue up to buy the things?
Ooo! matron!!
"I dunno. There were several bajillion passenger pigeons in North America -- and they were culled to nonexistence."
Do Aussies want to stoop down to that historical madness?
It seems they are moving into three VLSI chips.
Now that's downsizing...
Not much better - but at least XT is 5 releases newer than XP...
What? Has Merkel's account been shut down too?
Set the cron job to Venus time...
"we suggested he spent the rest of his contract "feeding the monkeys"..."
You put him on Help Desk? Harsh!
Or did you mince him up...
"First, kill all the lawyers."
Another definition is letting something happen that is different, and should never be able to happen after many many tries...
Or that could just be corruption.
That's one fine sentence, right there!
Sadly, it sounds plausible...
The Battenberg seepage is strong with the Bong!
And the "Id" in IoT is for those who spend money on the tat.
""Foreign interference is our elections reprehensible and goes against everything Facebook stands for," Said a spokesman after his seventh pint. Or who was channelling GWB...
If the portents are correct:- 2027, 2028, 202X - with alien face recognition. Or a fuzzy keyboard.
And reduced operational capabilities...
A number number?
Botty McBot bot
That will leave us leaderless as a reward for disturbing their hibernation.
FTFY - Philanthropic Old Ones.