Re: Monobrow revisited
Are normal eyebrows a stereobrow?
4477 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Are normal eyebrows a stereobrow?
Begins with A_____. Sold to chumps by M________.
"MS Word ... hmmmm ... is that the one that everyone uses and that makes Libre Office look like an early 90s shareware application?"
No, it's the shit one you have to pay to lose access to your historical files.
Either an Advertising wonk, or Stef from UserFriendly.
Same thing, really...
And you could pay someone to piss into Trumps coffee.
Or they could pay to jump the queue.
Artificial Intelligence, or American Idiot?
The second is getting a bit old now...
Kill it with fire!!
What is wrong with these people...?
And if the vertical landing legs work as planned.
I can take a dump on SCO's gravestone, and then piss on the grave."
Are you ready to queue?
It inflames the gypsy blood.
"A very, very, small horse?"
Have ypu seen the size of the flagella on that...!
for a savage gumming!
Windows 10 has reached beta?
Perhaps a nice coat of paint...?
Have you been away? On the moon?
Knows little about phones, and even less about security.
"thrust... comparable to that of the Saturn V"
And that only with strapping those dangerous fireworks to it as well.
Except it exists, and apparently works.
"It would seem he is a man with mental health problems..."
Sounds like a terrist to me!
"The reason why he's not a terrorist is that..."
the media haven't called him one.
"...what happens when they unionise ?"
They lose their overall charge.
Not really news any more, is it?
Windows is dead?
"But hey, if people *think*..."
Aye, there's the rub!
1. Zuck buys BT
2. Zuck closes BT down
3. Zuck unrolls fibre everywhere
He has lots of cash, but few friends...
Jokes are for laughing at.
"'Tis a Shame Keith, that you don't know a compromised website from your compromised MS Windows PC."
Duh- Is that the big 'e'?
"IIRC it took a week for a search for Code Red on microsoft.com to return anything relevant."
Be fair- it takes more than a week to find anything on microsoft.com. Longer if you use Bing(e).
Windowlickers are restless tonight, sir...
Bursts forth one last time just before the credits roll for a final stab at linux...
Smells of a large co, or the adherents thereof, or their acolytes- or some dicks.
" I would hate to visit the new Apple Campus, only to be greeted by a talking shrub."
That would be a reason (only reason?) to visit!
That would make a mess of the board room. Motion Carried!
Oh- you meant for the poor?
And the matt came back, the very next...year.
Must have been an eclipse or something...
You have too many phones...
A Lumia, with a Kinect bolted on top.
Oo- I'll have a cornetto, then.
"Hunters? Given the nature of some the weapons, (an anti-tank missile, and an uzi with a bayonette) that concept brings the Monty Python sketch Mosquito Hunting to mind:"
American squirrel hunters, then.
Only when the first eight sets of 9 coaches arrive at the destination...
Rubberdinghy Sithole, the founder of ZANU in Rhodesia?
I'm surprised they could scan A4 paper!
Long Pope is Looonnngggg!!
Xrist, what a palaver. Isn't it easier to get a refund and buy something that works out of the box?
Or a red rag to a bull.
Or a bit of rag.
"...this once fine organisation...."
Steady on now.
It looks a bit futury- in a '70s way.
He wants to get rid of weed. Check.
It's Russian, hence foreign. Check.
Is this the part of Russia Sarah Palin can see from her house, or is the tumbleweed the one in her head?
"...What will be a bit more difficult is preparing the vacuum examination chamber, "
Naw- fill an extra bag with moon vacuum...
Dad, what happens if I try to breathe in a vacuum?
systemd'oh! DNS lib underscore bug bites everyone's favorite init tool, blanks Netflix
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