5613 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
"WTF is "shed man"?"
Sounds like an echo of some childhood trauma...
"Don't worry, when Intel get to i8, BMW will get the money back."
But will both be sued by fat people...
Damn! Beat me to it...
If it breaks, you die!
...and no charger.
@ Pascal...
er.. Woo$$$$H
[Citation needed]
"A fish rots from the head down."
"The scourge of stupidity infiltrates all levels of society..."
...from the top down, as well as the bottom up.
Completed that for you :).
Do the right thing, WTC* - declare it Copyleft and distribute it free.
The he can have it back.
* Or whoever owns the copyright.
You might not realise, but VM use BT cabling where they don't have CATV cable installed to provide ADSL, just like Sky et al.
Muppet.
...parperwork...
Sums up the legal system nicely!
"Does this mean that linkedin could be hijacked into some spam slinging / identify theft/ scam operation?"
they were bought out by someone a while ago...
"So what's the alternative, that the UK never extradite anyone to the US because our prisons are worse than UK prisons?"
Yep.
Pathetic?
Your post?
Al Gore would definitely have made hay out of this.
Or Excelsior at least.
Excelsior!
One handed monkeys can still post on facebook...
"How do they plan to enforce this?"
More jobsworths in peaked caps.
"Shiela in also in accounts says yes and helps Barry."
Barry helps Norm. Norm helps Julie.
...by the end of the week, nothing works any more.
€493m for Windows 10 User retraining.
"Don't you mean H.P. Lovecraft?
Coat with a copy of the Raven in the pocket."
This has got to be a Poe...
What? Admit to going to Florida? Never!
Microsoft Licensing.?
Death Eaters
"They're not interested in HP any more..."
It's not been the same since Fiorina left...
Or Microsoft Marketing as they are usually known.
Didn't get the job then?
"Strong evidence pointing away from the presence of liquid water in the past, found on Mars".
And now, that is true.
Well, BT's been fucked for ages...
"You've not encountered the business practices and out-turn prices of people like Howdens, Magnet, Sharps, I see."
There is the advantage of getting them 'On SALE' for most of the year...
"Running a bleeding edge distro is a bit like running Windows Insider."
But without the dancing, high-fives and vacuous expressions...
" Long live King Neri."
First of his Name!
...Oh, he's dead.
"Universities must be handing out lobotomies with MBAs these days."
I thought they were mandatory?
"But what kind of object would have a shape like that?"
Mimas?
"Such an endeavour would have required a small automated science craft, atop of a very powerful rocket, ready for launch at a very short notice"
they do have may many of these- where the science involves fission/fusion airburst experiments...
Fake GNUs.
"Don't you think people will notice?"
"Do you think anyone will use this mess?"
"But at least we know you like to live on the cutting edge of technology "
Windows Phone, there- more the disposable razor end of 'cutting edge'...
"I think the MET's recent use at the Cenotaph"
+++Positive Match+++: First Class Stamp Detected on Camera 1.
(I can't recall if Liz was there...?)
"Petrol angle grinders are becoming cost effective alternatives..."
But a lot harder to ride on!
This name does not fill me with confidence.
"No, Sherlock. That's 'martial' law. "
That would involve the Armed forces - perhaps he means Cowboys With Tin Stars
- Marshal Law...
"...please create a "pre-cog" machine..."
One that only uses pulleies, obvs...
It's the reboot:
Minorities Report
Illegal alien! --->
"ISTR that Christ himself was well known for..."
Jeez, your'e old!!
"We've got evidence for the existence of a bloke called Jesus, and the trouble he and his followers caused."
Good garden and pool maintenance people are hard to find...
"According to the 'story', didn't the three 'wise' men actually spend a bit of time trying to find the right barn?"
First they did visit Pound Bakery, but lo, the Holy Roll(er) was not there...
Take, eat - for this is my... sausage. *wink*
At least there is evidence that the sausage actually existed...
*burp*
Proof!
This is the sort of half-arsed shit the UK would be in if you and your ilk had prevailed in 2006.
(We are just in a different flavour of half-arsed shit now...)
>>.what? Overwhelmed by service desk calls? Pissed off? BOFH'y...
You don't gno that for sure! Have a bit of money, yu Gnostic!