The larval form of El Regg?
4659 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
The larval form of El Regg?
For many, but a decreasing number, Linux is an unknown option.
For many, but an increasing number, MS is a known -to be getting worse- option.
From 'WinPho' to 'LosePho'.
"That already happens..." if you have a VW.
I'd go with Umbongo- they use it in the Congo....
"...my love of playing organ music and giving my gift back to God"
To hear Cortana sing- "Daisy, Daiiisyyy...give...mee...youuurrr..aaaannnsseerrrr,,doooooo....."
Also +1 Intenet for the term 'goat rodeo'.
"So, a "medical" history in which he admits he is just completely unable to act in a sociably-acceptable manner? Great, let him plead insanity and lock him in a padded room for the rest of his life"
So Mr Pot- you want a cellmate? Meet Mr Kettle.
It's not safe- not secure.
"I think you need to recalibrate your notions of slavery."
When MS recalibrate their notions of 'upgrading'...
Or get a pimp?
"You're not supposed to eat it!"
A million bluebottles can't be wrong...
becomes moaning old fart.
That's because the tools are in charge.
Microsoft Networking. Two words that do not ever belong together.
That's the reality...
"I don't need drugs to enjoy this- just to enhance it!"
- or an Atari Portfolio...?
Sadly, Ian has already been chopped.
Pity Systemd can't be chopped.
Only a masochist would have installed Windows 8.
10e6 Internets for you, Sir!
In the Andromeda Strain.
We are all going to die!
What Microsoft actually said was "This new Windows must be built from the ground-up for a mobile-first, cloud-first world.”
"Ah, sod it. Release!"
-is not a surprise...
Masochists will always find the money to get themselves abused. See the fanboi posts above...
"Why is it not possible to have a single article...waaaaa."
Said a windows moron.
"And what makes you think that a radar will see a wooden stake?"
Tie a vampire to the front bumper.
Warning: Do not taunt Traffic-aware cruise control!!
"Yeah, it always looks like a cock and balls to me too. So what *does* it mean?"
She always said "I am proud to be Britain's first Prime Minister who is a ...chemist."
"Which she put to good use in helping to invent "Mr Whippy"."
Sure he does- he's in jail for having (bits of ) one.
Don't shout, you teat.
Or it will stalk you.
And rape your computer if you don't give in.
How about a new saying?
Stop giving Microsoft money
then the problem will solve itself.
And then tow Britain outsideof its Territorial Waters* and run it as Pirate Britain!
* Possibly mooted by The Goodies?
"I think this person should have ANYTHING pertaining to Microsoft taken from any device he/she uses, and be banned from using it again, EVER"
She should be so lucky!
You have flecks of spittle on your screen. Did you know?
What if they are smaller than a pi meson? what then, eh?
It's von Newman architecture...?
Beer for you also, Sir!
Most guys have a porn divining rod...
Check the hedgerows...
Depends on how many hours they work, shurley?
But it will save you battery- you won't want to use the device at all!
Are you saying we have reached peak Peake?
Well?- what do you think of Windows 10 now...?
What else can I say. Condolences to all who knew him.
If the sub-floor is above HR/management you don't ever need to flush :)
Don't trust tinfoil hats from Amazon or Ebay!! Fake!!! 111!!!
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