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Gas Monkeys got paid.
Boom!
Upwards?
"So which one gets the mast?"
Voda on one EE on t'other.
None for Three...
"...people will sooner bankrupt themselves than give up their arms for fear the government will oppress them."
No problem. The gun nuts are generally anti social-care payments too. They can reap what they sow when their money runs out.
Is that a 'Fun Size' one, or have they just reduced the content size and not the price?
That shit's in everything these days.
Half an iMysteron.
"We know that you can hear us , Earthmen. (We can also hear you. All the time...)'
iSpy.
You forgot
6) remove the phrase "Land Of The Free" from the US.
(Probably long overdue. Not that anywhere else is much better, but not trumpeted about as much...)
edit: Possibly 7) then, after China 2.0 :)
The we can reap them all at a single stroke.
Corel thought it was agood idea to copy the ribbon - they should be made to pay!
"...when the thought police are looking for deviants I'll be safe.."
You are accused of publishing images of sphincters, prohibited under the ASCII ART prohibition act 2020. how do you plead?
" * "
Trumpium.
For bad eyesight I sentence you to six male hairies!
"...gibberings of the mind eaters..."
I like this. May I have it?
Ta
From a NetMGR* Help point of view, i was expecting this to end with a resounding
THWACK!
* If you know what I mean...
" *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* with a ginormous green onion... "
Rule 34!!
"we're headed for ~700 colosso-bit-barns"
640 colossal bit-barns should be enough for anyone!
See - that's a masochist for you!
"who is going to merge with it and a sexy android?"
Sounds like a job for... Kirk Unit!
"What a frankly shitty attitude."
What? t's the same one MS use.
"Back in the real corporate world..."
Ah- an oxy moron. (sic)
A talking marsupial!
How rare!
"Mac, Android, iOS and whatever else will likely remain as is."
Badly supported?
“to empower every person and every organization on the planet to achieve spend more”
And achieve less...
Weasels.
Would make an excellent hat, particularly with gravys...
And then you may eat it.
heeeeeheeeeeheeeeee!!
Where's the straps on me coat??!?!
On the phone: "Do you know who I AM !?!!!!"
No. Do you know who I am?
"No.."
Good! *click*
"Give me an open unit..."
Aye, there's the problem right there...
Glue, glue, Barney McGlue...
Monetise either or both of those, and you can be as rich as Zuck.
Oh- I see now...
I've inadvertently used Your Emotional Support Animal as my Lumbar Support Animal...
Now, don't get emotional...
"it'll be the shapeshifting robotic lizard people who'll really win."
Until the robotic lizard-shit shifters go on strike...
And then realise it's more likely for this to be done by a large cartoon dog.
ITYM
"'Is that the Brit's aircraft carrier?' - 'Yep - must be -it hasn't got any planes,"
"Like it or not, Wayland is the future,.."
Mr Yutani would like a word.
"You can make some people believe anything if you dumb it down enough."
True, the evidence is out there.
It is orange.
They were fleeing as fast as their spokes would carry them.
"And tardigrades studiously ignoring the silly humans and cockroaches."
An improvement from the Retardigrades we have in charge of ignoring us now.
How about -
s/Lessons will be learned/Heads will roll/g
and follow it though.
You know what you can go and do with that!
Said No-one No-where. Ever.
"Does Linus make CPUs?"
Does Intel? Strictly speaking?
The 'correct' answer is a question: Peak or RMS?
Unlike crossing the road where you want to.
Things have moved on - this is now DSaaS...
"VIFFing was never used during the Falklands:"
I guess the BBC used non-existent CGI to show that on the 6 o'clock News, then?
"And the US Marines invented it during a demo flight "just to see what happened if you tried it"
[citation needed]
"Or, to put it another way, shows that black people, even those who don't reoffend, are more likely to be picked up by the police...."
...or paramedics, after being shot by the police...
Sadly, you are correct.
Who will, of course, 'stuff mattresses' with the money.
FTFY
Isn't that standard procedure for such things?
Might 'have'...
Hardly- just taking it easy in the pre-xmas lull, I suspect... got to lull the mooks...
" If you want to say shit, say it."
Agreed. Even the POTUS says shith**e.