MS Magic Roundabout...
Here it comes again! Grit your teeth...
4234 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
Here it comes again! Grit your teeth...
Taxi for Mr Poe?
They did- but they are stuck in Exchange.
Also- 'Beware of a programmer carrying a screwdriver'
"Microsoft make a number of truly fantastic technologies and they are legitimately at the cutting edge of a number of hybrid cloud technologies."
...I see the problem. Clouds shouldn't have cutting edges!
"It's astonishing that this issue has not received wider coverage."
It has- check out all the 'Windows 10 is rubbish' articles.
"I don't want to be surprised by muggers or feral dogs or something"
To be fair- they would have to keep still whilst waiting to attack you....or you would see them.
"Four legs good, two legs better!"
Stingrays have no legs- no legs best!
I love the way you can put nails into your coffin lid from the inside too!
No MP's bank balances were harmed in the making of this boondoggle.
That is all.
What a bunch of tossers.
Coming soon...The Trumpinator.
He just won't stop. Ever.
"Hmm, all of my records have been accessed by Redacted.T.T Redacted.
"... Phone keypads were not mechanical in the same way as typewriters and have always been able to handle human speeds just fine."
Not at first- there was a drop in replacement for the old GPO rotary dial with push buttons, that had a complicated set of pushrods and crossbars that transformed keypresses, one-only-at-a-time into dial pulses. Pity I don't have one to have a look at now, I never did look too far into how it worked.
Because of the single digit lockout to prevent mashing of fat-fingered wrong digits, they were fairly slow, but not terribly so.
is another thing that systemd is not..
TBH, I think C Tree might be on the pro-vaping side, and the EU the idiots...
Is that a SPB future thing? A confession, perchance...?
Need a 'fingers crossed' icon.
"..fibre to the local headend whereafter it's all coax to the home...."
Nope. Fibre from the headend to the big cabs in the street, then fibre to the smaller cabs -THEN coax and twin tp to the home.
All those trees around the complex == firewood?
What does it need the backdoor for?
"Here, have a rock, it has all your computing needs covered."
No, it's trying to install Win10 on it. Oh wait, that's a brick...
1. set a flag
2.Call it the 'This_PC_is_not_compatible_with_Windows_10' flag.
3. Sell it
4. Massive profit!!
Win10 isn't ready for prime time (TV) yet.
I'm very excited by this!!
But surely there is only one John Snow- he reads the news...
Paint some stripes on it- then it's just like a snake, so the technique will be similar...
How about Makemakemake?
(oi oi oi!) /sorry
"t's a parody because it was set up as one."
Said the Jews about Christianity.
This is good advice for life.
"I take the opportunity to post here because you would censor such comment in your own articles. "
Censored, you say? By AO? Deleted?
Surely not! Oh, wait-
Me too, when I pointed out something about his apparent support of fascists ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H big media barons...
+++comment deleted+++ by something that looks like a duck...
He's holding his holdings wrong.
To go with the server mallet and network mace.
And the LART...
There are kids on your lawn- did you know?
I don't believe this has an exhaust. That's what all the excitement is about.
"...You folks should study investing rather than sit around hating Microsoft..."
How much for your Grandmother?
"'food for thought' for the Linux crowd. As in: What are they still doing wrong?"
Nothing. The Wintards, however...
" But what will happen when they grow breasts?"
they can work for porn sites!
" Coat, because it doubles as a glidey suit thing."
You are Vector, and I claim my Great Pyramid!
"So large balloons are ok?"
Motorcade in sight. Deploy the Kill-o-Cat weapon!
Don't expect sympathy around here...
When the egg box advertises 'Free Range Rover'.
They keep the phone PIN on the nearest ATM...
Soon, the Govt will get rid of good security, encryption etc.
" if The Register didn't bash Microsoft for no reason..."
The Internet's not big enough to list the reasons to bash Microsoft.
Mindless drivel from a MS OneCore ,er, evangelist.
And I don't mean the article.
Win 10- Windows for 10 yr olds... yay!
" Most humans are born with a brain that prefers conformity to society."
Not all of them...
So basically, what you are saying is:
Presumably the SEO campaign by UC Davis (where Lieutenant John Pike pepper sprayed a peaceful student demo) was designed to put other search results above any containing the terms, "UC Davis", "Lieutenant John Pike" and "pepper spray". This will be quite difficult if there are many other pages with those terms ( "UC Davis", "Lieutenant John Pike" and "pepper spray"). Perhaps it would have been better if UC Davis had never entrusted Lieutenant John Pike wth such harmful weapons as pepper spray. Then they wouldn't find themselves having to try and beat the search rankings for "UC Davis", "Lieutenant John Pike" and "pepper spray". That's, "UC Davis", "Lieutenant John Pike" and "pepper spray".
"Frankly, yes. Natural selection's a bitch."
And frankly, should your number come up, I imagine you won't be missed.