* Posts by hplasm

5611 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jul 2009

Windows 8: Half million previews downloaded in 24 hours

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Linux

Half-a -million downloads of Win8-

That's what happens when AOL stop sending out free CDs.

You need something to rest your cup on...

Ballmer: Windows Phone can win third place in mobile!

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Windows

Zune-like-

Nobody cares...

Microsoft demos creepy car stalking system

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Happy

Should be working

for S. J ...

Windows 8: First contact with Microsoft Touch

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FAIL

"SO ..."

"GET IT RELEASED TO THE SHOPS!!!"

Shouty.

Virgin Media finally offers network options on SuperHub

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Happy

BT have a POS-

Virgin wanted one too.

NASA offers space shuttle food and tiles to schools

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Unhappy

I hope they don't expect

to get Into LEO in their lifetime.... the will is dwindling.

Hacker defaces Irish Catholic paper: 'Gotta love false hope'

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Happy

Oo- I know!

The Life of Brian!

LOHAN eyes hardcore partner's impressive girth

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Happy

Lawyers are expensive.

How about X-Factor runners up?

Printable mini-display tech draws power from NFC devices

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Happy

Surely-

This is the sort of futuristic thing that things will have in the future?

9/11: The day we lost our privacy and power

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Big Brother

Lest we should forget.

Or be renditioned...

Apollo 17 Moon landing: Shock revelations

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Joke

Amazoned!

No one uses 'shops' anymore!

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Thumb Down

PHB Alert!

How did he get in here?

UK, US ink boffinry pact on laser fusion 'star power'

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Mushroom

Or better-

leak out and vapourise them.

Office 365, Hotmail and SkyDrive hit by outage

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Windows

365

Average uptime in hours.

Three in ten Americans urge feds to read their email

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Happy

The experience of any non-Yorkshireman

- in Yorkshire. You're not special there...

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FAIL

Butch and Betty Bin Laden

disagree.

And you do have the KKK...

NASA releases stunning new moon-landing snaps

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Coat

Yes-

It's far too sunny to be Buxton...

Nokia offers $10,000 for new ring tone

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Windows

How about-

the Windows shutdown tune?

Sweden rolls out invisible infrared tank

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Happy

Or the reverse-

To keep the riff-raff at bay.

Boffin melds quantum processor with quantum RAM

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Terminator

I,for one, welcome

our new overlord, Shalmaneser!

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Thumb Up

Whoa!

Supercool, friend!

Domino's to serve pizzas on the Moon, apparently

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Go

Cheap but foul?

Most people I know think it tastes great but is expensive?

Which side of the pond are you on?

Apple girds loins for 'obscene iPad sales surge'

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Gimp

Ha ha.

Back to school soon, kiddo.

Wikileaked cable: AFACT was MPAA’s cat’s-paw

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Happy

Like a singing telegram-

Minus the singing.

Outbound space probe looks back at tiny Earth and Moon

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Flame

They wanted to use a radioisotope generator

But the 'security' bods wouldn't let it in into departures...

Brit men descend from mammoth hunters, not farmers

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Coat

Your innate fondness

for mammoth leg. On a stick.

Ofcom pilots paid-for voting and compo rules for broadcasters

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Meh

Or

wait for a General Election and do the same thing for free!

But why do more people choose the pay option?

Funny old world...

NASA to work on approved sci-fi books

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Unhappy

The way things are heading-

they will be a series of history books...

'The most ambitious project at eBay for a long, long time'

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Thumb Up

If this takes off-

lots of SPARC hardware on EBay!

New Apple move against Galaxy Tab on Euro front

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Holmes

He can't be just a troll.

Noway would an iPhony get a signal under a bridge- no matter how you hold it.

Neighbours cop an earful from screaming Swedish w*nker

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Coat

Tip off?

"He sounded like it all came off!"

/fnarr!

New DVD discs claim 1,000 year life

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Thumb Up

Give me a bunch of transistors

Like the original readers used...

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Happy

Only to discover that

Philip J Fry has used it as a coaster.

Dunkin' Donuts waitress offers additional dunkin'

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Coat

A couple of days off...

when jam filled...

I have my coat...I'm gone!

LOHAN team buried under ballockets

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Happy

Shoot up through

LOHAN'S ring?

/oo er, missus

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Headmaster

Simply- Add

A stick.

GE brings holographic storage back from the dead

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Meh

the drive is always useable on modern equipment...

I take it you mean writable...

What do you plug this year's equivalent of the 5 1/2 in MFM winchester into in 20 yrs time?

Windows Phone dev GM splits with Microsoft

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Happy

Gloves with Spaniel ears? Made from Puppies?

That's going on my xmas list !

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Happy

But-

If you use Bing, everyone dies...

Google points finger at human after robo car accident

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Terminator

"Two Weeks"

"Two...weeks" said the human driver, before exploding.

Kinect space saver on its way

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WTF?

Nyko Zoom £36.

Kinect in Asda £26.

......

NASA Legonauts set for Jupiter voyage

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Happy

"Ooo. That's hot!"

"And big...!"

It's official: Journos are dumb as a bag of IE users

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Happy

Just because it's a hoax-

dosen'tmean it's not true.

Just this once...

Nokia ditches letters for all-number names

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Meh

Or 7.

Only one number needed; probably have gone under before WinPho8.

London plods raid Wikipedia in counter-anarchist operation

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Coat

Thought it said 'Peter Griffin style'

makes a change from Keystone Kops style, I suppose...

iPhone 5 now set for October launch

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Devil

They did.

Everytime the clocks change...

HTC sues Apple in the UK

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Mushroom

Now you've done it....

You had to say the E word...

Good news: A meltdown would kill fewer than we thought

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Coat

Oh good-

That means we have nothing to hide. So stop watching us.

Anonymous hacks US gov contractor, airs dirty laundry

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Facepalm

Are you terrified by them?

Delicate little flower.

Truck nuts swing onto US freedom of speech agenda

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Happy

But...

The sticking -out ball type does tend to deter tailgaters- a little.