Creators Update, or how to apply lipstick to a pig.
And not the oinky end...
4290 posts • joined 10 Jul 2009
And not the oinky end...
"What do you want?"
"Secure access to your encryoted information."
"You won't get it!"
"By hook or by crook we will."
"No, maths doesn't work like that. Sod off."
"What a fragmented ecosystem Win10 is...
Not like Linux I guess then."
Er... you dropped this --->
"blacklist microsoft sites at the router."
Advice for life.
"Yes, even operating systems have fans."
So why does W10 want some?
Should that not be a Microsoft support group.
Not techincal support, mind.
The screaming is normal.
I understand 'the hastags'! Give me huge amounts of cash. Don't expect results though- just look on me as a mini-capita or something.
A couple of million a month should do it.
"I have tried various releases of Reactos,..."
So it does work as well as W10!
1. Put aircraft on it.
...screwtops have this already? *hic*
"Was that typed by a moron or a troll?"
Different Fairy Tale Believer. Take your pick.
"Earth has a one in a million combination of life supporting conditions."
You call this life...? Don't talk to me about life...
"...And all we were looking for was a good Starbucks..."
a good Starbucks?
Rarer than inhabitable worlds... keep looking.
"Star Trek isn't a reality TV series."
Reaity TV series aren't reality...
-and decades of travel, humans land on a planet in some star's Goldilocks zone...
and are promptly eaten by three Starbears.
Verbing nouns weirds language.
Good job a real OS doesn't reboot after every little change, eh?
Neutral countries? Y'urr either with us, or agin us! T'aint no neutral countries!!
(apologies for Trumpbush Frankenaccent)
What's new? Same as before brexit!
Done and done.
And we have been...
For Susan Calvin + spanner set.
"Apple will have a HUGE opening "
Chief of Marketing?
"There's this guy named Gruber... ;-)"
Does he live next door to Paddington Bear?
You missed - Will it blend?
It's on the BBC newspage. Impressive!
"Mid-air nabbing of a rocket has the James Bond villain vibe you might expect from Musk."
ULA rocket goes up, ULA engines paracute down... SpaceX giant Quadcopter swoops in...
cue Bond music...
Once is alittle mistake. Twice, however....
Neither is this one... oh look!
Oh for the day when we are free of Oracle's odious meddling...
"It feels like sanity is going to become the new fundamentalism"
It seems to me that insanity IS the new fundamentalism. Emphasis on the mental
...to make a Time Cube?
What is this sorcery?
"And I wonder what could be the superpowers of a Superboar..."
They can talk the hind legs off an Arcrurian Megadonkey. Oh Boar, you say...?
"another thumb down?? who is this person? come on, explain!"
Er, Dido summat springs to mind. Crazy Ex...
You will either need a non-switch hub that you can use to tap the lead from the device of interest; or the switch that it is connected to, if better than base level, would need to support port spanning, that can direct the target's port traffic to your Wireshark PC's port.
Perhaps the CBI could be downsized, as per the British 'Industry' they so obviously no longer represent.
"...a brainless laptop that relies on an HP phone to push Windows 10 onto its screen."
Powered by Unicorn farts and communicates by Rainbows.
"Those are gas meters, not electrical meters in the accompanying photo."
Don't get started on those...
Or Ditch Windows...?
"I couldn't tell! Both are idiots who can't control their mouths."
Said an idiot.
The bridge is being 'updated' and will reboot 17 times today.
"Except that MS paid its developers rather than depending on charity donations of time from them."
They were robbed.
Stick to Win 10. It sounds just made for you.
"They're gauging your reaction at the request itself."
I would like to see their reaction when I try to bill them...
"If the US was so bad... why so many trying to get in?"
Apparently to kill all of the natives.
"Round up the ... mentally unwell ..."
Then what do you do for a Government?
"But it does look like you've got some PCs there that should be running a server level OS. "
Not Windows, then.
Makes it easier to read the other, irrelevant comments.
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