* Posts by Vanir

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Space Commanders lock missiles on Elite's Frontier Devs

Vanir

re: Just old and bitter

Both?

Vanir

A key point

One thing that bothers me with this game is that you need an internet connection to play.

Ok, say you buy the game and then you lose the ability to pay for an internet connection thus lose access to one. Can you play the game? That you paid for?

I am a backer for this game (from the start) and I have to admit to be annoyed and disappointed that there will no sandboxed offline version. I have always played the single player versions of games, not the online multiplayer ones; I just prefer it this way. Play when/ where I want whether I have a connection or not.

I will play solo in this game. Going against another 'real' player does not hold that much of an attraction for me, especially since I've never played it yet except to try and undock a ship. And seeing the likes of

Isinona (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-dHqX5cFB0) at work, well I'm screwed.

But the again, I'll give it a try.

If I have an internet connection.

Torvalds CONFESSES: 'I'm pretty good at alienating devs'

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Re: Fuck off

I am a C++ software engineer; socially inept to the degree that I do not know what 'Fuck off' means.

What does 'Fuck off' mean?

Can you show me a spec?

Every billionaire needs a PANZER TANK, right? STOP THERE, Paul Allen

Vanir

Re: Allen's firm alleged it had not received the panzer.

UPS are investigating how many drones it needs to deliver / drop it. May be an opportunity for some unemployed storks.

Scottish independence: Will it really TEAR the HEART from IT firms?

Vanir
Alert

Half-Life

Unforeseen consequences.

The Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, Sarajevo, June 28, 1914.

Stalin appointed General Secretary of the Communist Party in 1922

Hitler becomes a German citizen on 25 February 1932.

January 1958, Mao launches a plan, the Great Leap Forward.

You smoke.

You drink alcohol.

We know what we're doing don't we?

Why has the web gone to hell? Market chaos and HUMAN NATURE

Vanir

Re: Human Nature

Extremists, who by definition are extremely intolerant of others, love living in a tolerant society.

Banking apps: Handy, can grab all your money... and RIDDLED with coding flaws

Vanir

Re: Too big not to fail?

"Grandma Hargrove was right: You don't want all your eggs in one basket"

Yeah, but Grandma had only one basket, so it was well cared for, maintained, and cleaned regularly.

It was valued. Still, Grandma was wise enough to be aware of risk.

Some people, on the other hand, have had created quickly quite a few baskets, of dubious quality, thinking that this is minimising the chances of breaking their or more probably others' precious eggs. These baskets are not valued, so they are not cared for. Eggs will be broken; that their rickety baskets carry other peoples eggs does not seem to be of concern.

The baskets are now beginning to break up, one by one.

Brit IT workers are so stressed that 'TWO-THIRDS' want to quit

Vanir

AC in Bermuda

Just gone 00FF00.

Any jobs over there? I'm fed up with massaging old code to do new tricks. This skill may have some potential uses over there.

Vanir
Childcatcher

Re: 40pc

Blimey, for a minute there I thought I was reading Big O notation! On cynicism?

Vanir
Holmes

@Bearden: 'There are way more jobs than decent programmers.'

Shouldn't that be 'There are way more crap jobs than decent and crap programmers put together.'?

Oxfam, you're full of FAIL. Leave economics to sensible bods

Vanir

Re: Alternatives, please.

For the human animal have a look at:

Médecins Sans Frontières,

RNLI.

These people put their life on the line for others.

As for wildlife, there are plenty of people who run very small centres that help wildlife in trouble. You should search for one local to you and if possible visit them. They are dedicated souls.

Eight hour cleansing to get all the 'faggots' and 'bitches' OUT of Github

Vanir
Coat

Re: “faggot” and “bitch”

C/C++ coders are then in a no-win situation!

abort(), terminate().

But there's always an exception.

Vanir

@ElReg!comments!Pierre outed

I up-voted you. But then you would be poorer as I would fire you for putting such comments in a public code base: public in the sense that any other person / developer uses the code base. Even if it is the case that those comments you present as examples are the effect of code you have written yourself.

If you have the urge to 'vent out' then summon up some professional pride and integrity and do it in private.

Women! You too can be 'cool' and 'fun' if you work in tech!

Vanir

Re: Last thing you want to do...

You forgot the:

bad health; sitting on your arse for those 'shit hours', staring at screens for those 'shit hours', commuting hours each day to do these 'shit hours'.

crap family life.

crap social life.

I have no excuse of being a teenager to going in to programming; I was 37, I was under the delusion that programming was a very professional and rigorous arena of employment.

Software engineering? Yeah, right. Like 'free markets' in which a shortage of something means the price of that some something goes down. Go figure and explain both to anyone thinking of taking up a career in programming.

'No, I CAN'T write code myself,' admits woman in charge of teaching our kids to code

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Joke

Re: @h4rm0ny

@Tim99

Don't worry old fart, you are being replaced by much younger, fresher farts! And, more significantly, much cheaper farts!

Vanir

Re: Few CIOs or VP ITs can code

@h4rm0ny

I down voted you purely on your use of the oxymoron "reliable estimate". Just as good as saying "reliable guess".

Let's say we use the phrase 'well founded' as a synonym for 'reliable' then we can ask: what is the estimate founded upon?

Another note: In all my years of professional software development I only once booked / entered my time spent on a project on a system to collect this information and that was on a defence project which was a sub-contract. Even this time was not specific to any requirement or set of functionality.

When was the last time you did this sort of activity?

I also note that most developers are on salary and in due course, often do more hours effort than what are their 'nominal contract hours'. When was the last time this extra effort was collected and collated by your management?

The trouble with software development is that the balls of string we have to look at hide an untold number of knots and these balls can be very tightly attached to one another.

Vanir

Re: Few CIOs or VP ITs can code

@Peter2

A reliable estimate then!

If you want an IT job you'll need more than a degree, say top techies

Vanir

Re: The first hurdle....

He is, for the NSA.

Vanir

Re: A time machine helps, too.

So you've been taught: did you learn?

The real skill to learn is to teach oneself how to learn.

'Learning is acquiring new, or modifying and reinforcing, existing knowledge, behaviours, skills, values, or preferences and may involve synthesizing different types of information.' - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning.

I'm still learning new bad habits. And still trying to unlearn old ones.

Sysadmin job ad: 'If you don’t mind really bad work-life balance, this is for you'

Vanir

Someone ...

has been watching The Apprentice.

What's wrong with Britain's computer scientists?

Vanir

Computer Scientists are not required ..

but Software Engineers are.

A lot of people have job titles of 'Software Engineer'. I wonder how many of them do 'software engineering'.

In an imaginary court of law you, having the job title of 'Software Engineer', are accused of NOT being a software engineer and therefore of being a fraud. Please present documentary evidence from your daily job activities that support your claim to that job title and that you 'do' software engineering. Please stand up and give an account of the software engineering principles that you commonly employ in the execution of your software engineering duties and responsibilities, preferably with references to one or more code bases that you have had a significant part in writing.

Vanir

Re: Do you need a degree to...

"The same applies to kids. They want to see outcomes"

So do Business Unit Managers.

Vanir

Re: Comp Sci degrees were sold to many kids looking for a well paid job....

"...can't actually write an object skeleton for any set of requirements"

Blimey, if I were so lucky! To have a set of requirements, that is.

The only requirement is - get the code out!

Rome Total War 2, X Rebirth, et al, anyone?

Windows 8?

Why? Because sales people rule programmers.

Tell that to enthusiastic young coders!

Will a professional pride be nurtured too?

'Best known female architect' angrily defends gigantic vagina

Vanir

Get your tickets

The next showing of The Vaginal Monologues will be held at ....

Coding: 'suitable for exceptionally dull weirdos'

Vanir

Re: Don't teach it, just let it be available

<There are ever so many college graduates with a big fancy degree who can't write good code!!>

And...

There are ever so many coders with-out a big fancy degree who can't write good code!!

Nor write good documentation either.

Nor produce good specifications from requirements documents.

Nor produce good designs from those specs.

Good code - a rigorous, logical platitude is that.

Half-Life 3: CONFIRMED?

Vanir

Re: HL3? What's the point?

It's good to talk.

Chrome and Firefox are planet-wreckers, IE cuddles dolphins

Vanir

Does not IE ..

come with an operating systems which uses energy? I remember MS arguing that the application IE was part of the Windows operating system.

Funny how things are - conveniently - forgotten.

Microsoft: All RIGHT, you can have your Start button back

Vanir
Facepalm

Re: Once again...

' people are so frightened of change.'

I'm scared poo-less when change cost me time and money, especially when there ain't no measurable ROI: companies are no different.

Vanir
Devil

'head of marketing AND finance '

They're so screwed.

CIOs: Don't listen to tech vendors on ICT skills, listen to US

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Re: Skills Shortage

No.

Just today - North Sea Oil jobs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-21003704

"Kevin Forbes, from Oilandgaspeople.com, said: "Our forecast shows that with increased investment in North Sea Oil, demand for qualified staff is set to reach an all time high, which will exacerbate an already serious skills shortage, a problem that is being further exacerbated as UK candidates head abroad to earn even higher wages with a huge demand for qualified expats globally."

It seems market forces and classical economics do not apply to the British region - that skill shortages leads to increased pay. Why is is this?

'SHUT THE F**K UP!' The moment Linus Torvalds ruined a dev's year

Vanir
Holmes

Re: WOW!...

You sound surprised.

Seems you agree with this article:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/12/21/financial_software_disasters/

I always think my code is crap - never satisfied with it - it could always be better.

But, then again, when I have seen, and had to deal with, commercial code bases my belief in the existence of professionalism in software development is somewhat challenged.

Vanir
Go

Re: What an arsehole...

Ah, where would we all be without an arsehole? Full of shit? And in great pain?

It seems we gain great relief in having an arsehole and venting most of our waste through it.

They make life so much more bearable than managers.

Long live arseholes!

Governments block YouTube over that video

Vanir
Big Brother

The religion of free speech

I wonder if the people who 'believe' in free speech are prepared to defend their belief with their lives, the lives of their loved ones and that they are also prepared to kill to defend it and their way of life.

Muslims are quite prepared to do so. They would quite gladly use nuclear weapons; an act of martyrdom, the will of Allah. After all , one will go to 'heaven'.

If believers in free speech are not so prepared, then there will be no free speech.

Humanity facing GLOBAL BACON SHORTAGE

Vanir
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Re: Two words....

As happened in Deadwood.

CIOs' most likely job move is a sideways shift

Vanir
Facepalm

Re: isn't that your job - loosing your job

LOL!

Cut'n'paste job. My train of thought got lost on loose tracks!

Vanir
Holmes

Re: isn't that your job

<If the CIO just thinks of IT in isolation from the business then what's stop them loosing track of the whole purpose of the IT dept.?>

OK. But, these apply too:

If the CEO just thinks of IT in isolation from the business, a cost, then what's to stop them loosing track of the whole purpose of the IT dept.?

If the CFO just thinks of IT in isolation from the business, a cost, then what's to stop them loosing track of the whole purpose of the IT dept.?

And just what is the 'whole' purpose of an IT department?

Woz: Cloud computing trend is 'horrendous'

Vanir
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Re: @A.C. - - A sane

I'm a C++ programmer and I upvoted your comment.

What you write is true.

So, that vast IT disaster you may have caused? Come in, sit down

Vanir
Facepalm

Re: Everyone makes mistakes...

My mistake was exchanging a career as an electrician / technician for one as a programmer / software engineer.

Antarctic ice shelves not melting at all, new field data show

Vanir
Devil

Will belief save us from extinction?

There seems to be a lot of 'believing' in the comments.

I now know that the human race is fucked. It will not survive the mass extinction event now going on.

Or may be this 'belief' will comfort you all!

http://www.olivet-discourse-revelation.com/sequential_order_of_events_in_the_book_of_revelation.html

Python wraps its coils around the enterprise

Vanir
Holmes

Re: All use of C++ eventually ends in anger

Well, Linus did say 'a lot of substandard programmers use it'.

They do create a lot of anger I asume.

Hang on, I know they create a lot of anger.

C++, VB, or any other coding language is not immune from this charge. They are everywhere and being created everywhere.

I would just like to know what 'standard' he had in mind when he said this.

SpaceX Dragon, first private ship to the ISS, launched successfully

Vanir
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Re: "within spitting distance of the ISS"

In space, if you spit, won't your gob just keep on going like anything else?

Newton's First Law and all that?

Microsoft to devs: Don't ruin Win 8 launch with crap code

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Go

Re: Don't write shit code, please....

Yes, it was bought from the worldwide developer community.

Watchdog tells Greenpeace to stop 'encouraging anti-social behaviour'

Vanir

Honest jobs - means honest people?

> Give me a dozen random 40 to 50 year old people who have an honest job (politicians and lawyers need not apply)

Police people? Journalists? http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/feb/27/sun-culture-illegal-payments-leveson

Marketing er, people?

And, you would include those people that plan and (g)estimate IT projects?

I am so happy not to be in that range!

Only global poverty can save the planet, insists WWF - and the ESA!

Vanir
Black Helicopters

Just wondering if they propose ..

Celibicy as part of the solution.

Java jury finds Google guilty of infringement: Now what?

Vanir

Re: Pandora's Box

@Carl

So he wants to be a quantum mechanic now! Just to see if the cat does make a noise!

Vanir
Holmes

Re: Pandora's Box

Yes, but the moral is paradoxical in that if someone knows that it contains all the evils of the world, then why is the person wanting to open it not inside it?

Vanir
Facepalm

Totally confused!!!! Am I doing wrong?

I am a C/C++ programmer.

Assume APIs are copyrightable.

I am writing an application in C/C++ and I use a 3rd party's binary and C/C++ header file which has some function and class definitions that do not include function bodies. This header file is copyrighted, it says so at the top. If I copy this file am I infringing the copyright? Is the API copyright a separate copyright? Does the copyright include class definitions? Can I create another header file for my own function body code that has the same function signatures as the 3rd party's one? Can I use them in private unseen code files?

In C/C++ the signature of a function does not include the return type, so what then?

So what is meant by a function signature?

Is

long foo( long val)

the same as

Public Function foo( Long val) As Long

for if API's are copyrightable? Admittedly you will not see the latter in a C/C header file - I hope.

What about all the language libraries all ready out there? Are the copyrighted?

The C++ standard specifies APIs - are they copyrighted? The implementations are under the current system - look at the includes for Microsoft's VS C/C++.

A coder sits down to write code to fullfil someone's requirement, how the hell does the poor soul know they're infringing a copyrighted API?

I give up!

US economy not eager to create jobs in April

Vanir

Fundamentalism

As a British man I'm fundamentally baffled by American politics. But I am protectionist about British politics.

I cannot see democracy surviving in Britain or America. America looks like ancient Rome - they had a democratic system in theory: but in practice?

Europe? People seem to think you can vote austerity away.

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