* Posts by Dave 44

6 posts • joined 3 Jul 2009

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Dave 44

Hmm,, maybe I should check if my details have been leaked ..

<tap><tap><tap>

<google>

<tap><tap><tap>

<Ashley Madison database look up>

search...

Dave 44

the real snippet from -life of Brian

JESUS: They shall have the Slackware...

GREGORY: What was that?

JESUS: ...for their possession. How blest are those...

MR. CHEEKY: I don't know. I was too busy talking to windows.

JESUS: ...who hunger and thirst to see...

MAN #1: I think it was 'Blessed are the linuxers'

JESUS: ...right prevail.

MRS. GREGORY: Ahh, what's so special about the linuxers?

GREGORY: Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of crappy software...

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Dave 44

Wait, wait, wait.. Are you saying my wife can see my details on the ashMad list ?!?

Dave 44

"Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, .... You wanna buy some of Clintons emails?"

Microsoft buys Nokia's mobile business

Dave 44
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updates..

so do I have to update my phone every second Tuesday of each month?

Russians demand flying cars and telepathy

Dave 44
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why flying cars?

because they would be fun and I could park one in my garage.

thats why.

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