Posts by Martin 49

Cats do communicate.

Having woken me up using one of the many tactics listed above our cat runs to the stairs

looking back to get me to follow.

As I stagger downstairs half asleep the cat runs to the back door, turns and looks up and

practically dancing on it's front paws it "says" "lemme out, lemme out now, I'm busting! - c'mon

lemme out, lemme out! if you don't let me this instant out I'll pee on the kitchen floor! "

Then when the back door is opened to a blast of cold wet wintry weather the cat "says"

"I ain't goin' out *there* - It's raining!" and saunters off for another sleep.

What about....

There's the little flying saucers to think about.

Plus the horrendous problems of how to handle the physics of "circular space"

so that everything that flies off in one direction comes back in from the other side.

Hmm.... They won't need to shell out for colour film though.