* Posts by John 104

1062 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Jul 2009

'So sorry' Evernote rips up privacy changes

John 104

Too Late

Not going to change my mind.Thanks for trying, though.

John 104

Re: Translation

This is the truth of the world we live in. Companies and people are never 'sorry' for what they did. They don't show true remorse or thoughtful reflection on their actions. They are sorry they got caught. That's it. It's a pathetic state.

NASA – get this – just launched 8 satellites from a rocket dropped from a plane at 40,000ft

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Re: well it makes a change...

And remember, its settled science! The President said so, so it must be true. Never mind that pesky scientific method...

Kids, look at the Deep Learnings! (We’re just going to slurp your data)

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What Evernote has done is reveal the arrogance and moral bankruptcy of a Silicon Valley, a culture that neither respects humans, nor the things we create. It's all “data” for their machines, and they're driven by a higher purpose: intelligent machines.

Yup. The arrogance there is staggering actually.

Oh, and I'll be closing out my evernote as well. Idiots.

Sad truth is, most of their user base will blindly continue using it because, hey, this is neat. And free!

Rogue One: This is the Star Wars back story you've been looking for

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Joke

Re: Just a failure to notice...

(pushes up glasses and says in slightly whiny voice)

Some sources (http://www.theforce.net/swtc/ds/propulsion.html) claim that the nozzles may have been too small to spot from the distances we normally observe the battle stations from.

FTFY. ;)

Microsoft quietly emits patch to undo its earlier patch that broke Windows 10 networking

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Re: ,So there's an online fix for not being able to get online?

@ipconfig /release /renew

Seriously? Do you realize the horrendously small percentage of computer users who would even know how to open a command prompt? Expand your world view and realize how useless this suggestion is to the masses...

If you bought a dildo in Denver, the government must legally be told

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Sigh

Given the Trump administration's willingness to go beyond what has been normally regarded as any red line, it is not inconceivable that anyone who purchases, say, a copy of the Koran could be placed on a watchlist.

As stated above, there is no Trump administration to date. So what exactly are you basing this statement on?

Seriously, the amount of fear mongering since the election is staggering. He is a loudmouth spaz, and probably a misogynistic bigot, true enough. Comparing him to Hitler or Stalin, as has been done, is naive to the highest degree.

People of the world: Take a deep breath, review some history and then educate yourself on how US law works (checks and balances anyone?). I think you'll find that things aren't and won't be as bad as you are making them out to be.

Everything at Apple Watch is awesome, insists Tim Cook

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Re: Just because sales have tanked

Actually, Rackham isn't too far off the point. Apple have relied on brand 'coolness factor' and low self esteem buyers for years. That has allowed them to just place their latest iDevice on an altar (literally) and watch it sell.

This didn't work for the watch, because no one really wanted one other than the very loyal and flush with cash.

The problem with smart watches is that unless you are a geek, there really isn't a compelling need for one. LOTS of people want a phone, regardless of the OS. But 100s of millions don't really see the need for a watch thingie that does what their phone already does...

Firmware freakout sends Epson Wi-Fi printers into reboot loop

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Screw You Epson

Sorry for you users out there that may have this trouble. Time to grow up and buy a laser printer and be done with this whole consumable printer scam.

I had a brilliant Epson color print/scan/copy printer years ago. Printed amazing photos. It really did. Then the starter ink got low. OK, I thought to myself, I'll just buy the regular cartridges and shouldn't have this issue too much. $120 later, I had a full set of color and black. 2 months later, the colors were dry. OK, I thought, I can still print documents, right? Wrong. No printing if any cartridge is "dry". As an added bonus, EVERYTHING on the printer stopped working. Need to scan? Oh, well, until you buy ink, that feature is disabled. I was so pissed. I ended up buying a color HP laser printer. Cost a little bit more, but the price per page is vastly lower. No, it doesn't print color as well, but who cares?

Woman rescues red pepper Donald Trump from vegetarian chilli

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Caption

OW My Ass!

Netflix and fill – our coffers: Canada mulls taxing vid streaming giant 5% of subs cash

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Re: Fucking Politicians

Hornets nest stirred. Job complete!

Pesky work got in the way of watching this thread yesterday..

No, I don't mean abolish all taxes. Don't be an idiot, Version 1.0. I'm all for it. But this opportunistic taxing that the US government does is sickening. We already pay taxes on our connectivity,be it cable or cellular (or both), over and above sales tax, federal tax, property tax, gas tax, snack tax, whatever tax of the week.

The tax code in the US is such a mess that this sort of thing can be easily tacked on by our so called representatives for no other purpose than a money grab. How else can you describe it? Our infrastructure is supposedly paid for by federal income tax. State taxes take care of services, etc. So what is the tax for?

Netflix pays their own money (earned by subscribers) to rent or create and deliver content. Cable companies already paid to have their infra laid out. So who needs it? Where is the benefit?

As for the Canadian angle. Well, if they choose to tax the consumers bill by 5%, so be it. Price to pay for living in Canadia I guess. (Reminds me of the ridiculous tuner tax in the UK that I've read about). If they try to go for Netflix's profits directly it will be a fun show to watch...

John 104
Mushroom

Fucking Politicians

Look! Something that is popular! Let's tax it.

I swear, every year, the ridiculousness of taxing air on Total Recall gets a little closer to reality.

50 years on, the Soviet-era Soyuz rocket is still our favorite space truck

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Flame

@Gene Cash

You might want to read up on your history a bit before you idolize von Braun.

Yes, he got us to the moon. However, it was on the coat tails of his work for the Nazis during WW2, in which he used slave labor to build his toys. He cared only about his scientific achievements, no matter the cost in life.

Here is some light reading for you. http://www.dora.uah.edu/slavelabor.html

13,000 slaves died during the build out and production of the V2 facility. How much sleep do you suppose von Braun lost over this?

Hacker dishes advanced phishing kit to hook clever staff in 10 mins

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Dumb?

Most phishing emails need to be highly customised to work, Orru says, unless the target is "dumb"

I'd say anyone who passes any credentials via email qualify as Dumb. I don't care what your position is, if you are handing out creds using this format, you are a idiot.

Nokia's great lost smartwatch? #SavedYouALandfill

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Surprise!

Smartwatch shipments crashed 51.6 per cent in the most recent quarter, IDC disclosed last month.

Not really a surprise, is it?

TalkTalk teen hacker pleads guilty as firm reveals £22m profit jump

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Thanks

"We also learnt that if you're open and honest with your customers everything works out alright," she said.

Thanks for clearing that up. Couldn't tell if it was a man or woman...

Trump's plan: Tariffs on electronics, ban on skilled tech migrants, turn off the internet

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Re: First of all, sorry

@jemma

Drama much?

Apple drops dongle prices to make USB-C upgrade affordable

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Re: How generous

@Chris D Rogers

Welcome, to the real.

Why Apple's adaptive Touch Bar will flop

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Re: Never been an apple customer

@Nate Amsden

There is the problem with Apple users and disappointment. If you are waiting for the next must have thing from Apple to judge your upgrade, you are a fool. If your needs are met with current spec, what is the requirement that you upgrade? Other than more horsepower I don't see it. Waiting for Apple to sell you the next thing you didn't know you needed just makes you a iTard.

John 104

Re: And what does the surface run?

@Steve Davies 3

Apple has complete control of the H/W and O/S.

Uh, no, they don't. They are using off the shelf bits like everyone else does. They just get to customize how they package these bits. Like everyone else does...

Control over the OS, and how it works with the hardware, yes. But anyone can buy these bits and put them on a platform.

Ubuntu Core Snaps door shut on Linux's new Dirty COWs

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Joke Alert?

"We always saw Windows as the vulnerable platform but now old Linux devices are seen as the real vulnerability."

Linux has always been vulnerable. Just not as exploited. What an idiotic thing to say.

Boffin's anti-worm bot could silence epic Mirai DDoS attack army

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I fight for the users!

New MacBook Pro beckons fanbois to become strip pokers

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Re: "Oh look!! It has a display. And a keyboard."

@AC

RE: #LackofUSB-AGate is officially over. Because Apple have done it first, it's a huge pain for some reason. And we've all been used to adapters for Displayport/Thunderbolt for a while now across laptops, so again; such a crud reason to complain. Same with 30-pin to Lightning switch. Same with dropping Firewire.

You are seriously defending the port crap that Apple have pulled over the last 20 years? the USB format started in 1994. Since then (over 20 years), the speeds have increased 4 times. 3 of those times, the form factor for the connector to the PC did not change AND the new versions were all backwards compatible.Can't say that for Apple.

How many form factors have Apple had in the same time? FireWire, Thunderbolt. Lightening. More I'm sure, but I don't own one so have never been tortured by their up-selling insanity.

Your argument is weak and your fanboi is showing.

Lenovo downward dogs with Yoga BIOS update supporting Linux installs

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Not Likely

@Streaky

I want to live in the world you live in. Rose colored glasses a fairy dust. ;)

Microsoft works very closely with hardware suppliers to optimize a given platform to work with their OS. Remember, they are pretty much giving Win10 away to vendors for free just to get bodies looking at their screens.

Take the HP Stream or any of the other plethora of 2-300 laptops. Do you think MS is making a cent off of any of these things for the OS? No. They give it away in hopes of luring consumers to their app store, which does quite well surprisingly.

With that in mind, I'm sure there is a lot of unwritten encouragement to make it difficult for these machines, or any other for that matter, to be able to boot an alternative OS.

Building a DevOps business case

John 104
Mushroom

Fail

So now the ads are in the article frame? At least it says Promo. No confusion there.

Cheapest Apple iPhone 7's flash memory is waaaaay slower than pricier model

John 104

Re: Eh?

@ma1010

Yes, how dare El Reg report on factual data. Apple would rather they not disclose these dirty little details...

Scality flogs RING

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Speedy and Reliable

We use it here at work and it is awesome.

HomeKit is where the dearth is – no one wants Apple's IoT tech

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Re: IOT for Apple Punters? Funny

You used the word "Magic" to describe interaction with iThingies twice in one post. You've been drinking the Apple marketing Koolaid a little too much. Nothing about technology is "Magic", "Magical", or otherwise mystical.

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IOT for Apple Punters? Funny

What do they expect from the user base? Pretty much every Apple product user I have ever encountered was very UN-tech savvy (nice people, in some cases, total douche bags in others). Why would they pursue something that requires any sort of systems oriented thinking? It is destined to fail and should not come as a surprise to anyone who observes the industry. Except Apple, of course.

Outlook-on-Android alternative 'Nine' leaked Exchange Server creds

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Terrible

@Phil

No, its terrible. Nothing so useful as getting a mail notification in your bar only to see that the mail doesn't show up in your inbox when you go to read it. That's when I bought Nine and have been loving it since.

ShadowBrokers put US$6m price tag on new hoard of NSA hacks

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Engerish?

Its writers appear to be faking their lack of English writing skills with one linguist pointing to inconsistent and seemingly deliberate spelling and grammatical errors suggesting it is a false flag operation

Or maybe its the NSA wanting some extra cash?

Virtual reality is actually made of smartphones

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Re: Smartphone 1998

@JetSetJim

No kidding. I haven't read a more gushing, sycophantic, Apple loving article like this since I stopped reading Gizmodo.

Apple did not invent the smart phone. Sorry. As noted above, that happened in 1998 or whenever. Palm had smart phones in the early 2000's, predating the iPhone by several years. They were quite functional, had apps, touch screens, etc.

And no one noticed the 5 year anniversary of Jobs because he was an ass hole. The world hasn't missed him much outside of crazy Apple FanBoi types.

Will Microsoft's nerd goggles soar like an Eagle, or flop like a turkey?

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Fact Check?

Stone the crows! Rather than copying the early market leaders - as it has traditionally done - the modern era Microsoft is showing signs of calling trends correctly well in advance.

Funny, I remember using a Samsung BlackJack with Microsoft mobile OS on it far before the iPhone came out. It had a GPS, apps, and all sorts of useful features.

Also, didn't MS come up with the tablet design years before Apple?

Smell burning? Samsung’s 'Death Note 7' could still cause a contagion

John 104

Drama much?

Is this bad for a company? yes. Will it bankrupt them? Hardly. They are too diversified.

A smart move would be to throw out the Note brand name and come up with something different. Take the parts from existing phones, use them as spares and release something mid year to beat the typical Fall release cycle.

Disney aims for Netflix. If the deal was made, it would shoot itself in the foot

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Same Netflix?

Are we talking about the same Netflix? Their streaming content pretty much blows unless you are into watching TV shows. They have a few original titles that are decent (Supernatural comes to mind), but when it comes to new movies, you either get the DVD from their alternate arm if you're lucky, or rent it on Amazon Prime.

Windows 10 market share fell in September

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Stat much?

So, one sample of numbers isn't quite right. Lets look at an even smaller sample and base our conclusions on that instead. Nice maths.

Linus Torvalds admits 'buggy crap' made it into Linux 4.8

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Re: There is lots of BUG_ON() all over the place

@ma1010

if Windows developers had anything like that much passion for producing a good product, Windows X would actually be the upgrade from Win 7 MS claims it is instead of a festering pile of dingo's kidneys.

You take that back. That is a total disservice to dingo's.

It's time for Microsoft to revisit dated defaults

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Funy

It's a curious combination of product rigidity and seemingly bizarre default values

Try working with SCCM if you think AD is slow...

Sudden explosion in reports of exploding phones

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Re: Apple Vs Samsung

@known hero

Doubtful. Apple has a history ( a long history at that ) of shifting blame and never admitting any wrongdoing when their products have defects. This will be no different.

Source code unleashed for junk-blasting Internet of Things botnet

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Re: It would seem

@AC

How about making the user name the serial number and the password the MAC. No extra printing required and readily available for the end user.

I want to launch thousands of drones, says Facebook's flying Wi-Fi router chief

John 104

Idiot

What a dumb fuck solution to a problem that doesn't exist. Spread wi-fi to ultra remote areas for people with no computers to use. I'm sure adoption will be amazing.

No surprise: Microsoft seeks Windows Update boss with 'ability to reduce chaos, stress'

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Better?

I interviewed with the Windows Update team many years ago. The interviewers were so clueless and unorganized that I led the interview with questions and prompts to help them along. They offered me the job later that same day. I politely declined.

One can only hope things have gotten better since then but I highly doubt it...

HP Ink COO: Sorry not sorry we bricked your otherwise totally fine printer cartridges

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"We will continue to use security features to protect the quality of our customer experience, maintain the integrity of our printing systems, and protect our IP including authentication methods that may prevent some third-party supplies from working," Flaxman argues

And as consumers, we will continue to use our brains to buy other products that aren't going to stuff us in the ass on a whim.

I've been a HP printer user for decades. It was reliably the one thing they did right. I gave up on ink a long time ago, and strictly use laser. However, I was quite displeased the other day when my printer out of the blue printed a page telling me it now had an email address and I could web print. WHAT THE FUCK? I didn't ask for it but I think it pushed as part of my laptop driver when connected to my internal network. No idea how to clean this mess up. Quite pissed about the whole thing too.

Matt LeBlanc handed £1.5m to front next two series of Top Gear

John 104

IT Angle?

Love TG, Clarkson and crew, but WTF is this doing here?

Jeremy Clarkson and Co. rise to top for Great British Bake Off replacements

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Tony Stark?

Is that Tony Stark on the left or hamster?

Despite IANA storm, ICANN shows just why it shouldn't be allowed to take over internet's critical functions

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Re: These are obviously scaly dudes

@ Huns

Because the US of A is doing such a horrible job and are evil (just look at their foreign policy) and why should they be in charge of this world wide tool when they're evil and its more than one country that uses the internet. Yeah, fuck the US, lets make them give up the reigns and show them who's boss! Yeah! YEAH! That'll show em!

‘Penultimate’ BlackBerry seen on 'do not publish' page as fire sale begins

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Wrong

Having outsourced almost everything, the next logical step for BlackBerry would be to grant a full time “BlackBerry” license to a third party

The next step will be selling off the IP and closing the doors. This company is so irrelevant any more why do they even bother? A qwerty phone? really? Who uses this stuff?

She cannae take it, Captain Kirk! USS Zumwalt breaks down

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Nomenclature...

@ASAC

No no. A submarine is a boat. Anything else in naval nomenclature is a ship.

'We already do that, we’re just OG* enough to not call it DevOps'

John 104

You want your product teams spending 90 per cent plus of their time on product.

yes, because sustained engineering isn't necessary.

Latest Intel, AMD chips will only run Windows 10 ... and Linux, BSD, OS X

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@Charlie Clark

How long do you think Intel we keep those processors available for

You'll be able to buy systems on these chips for years. Look around online and see how many discounted Broadwell systems are out there. Not really an issue if you are resourceful.