* Posts by Craig 2

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Russian bots are just for rigging US elections? They hit home, too: Kid stripped of crown in TV contest vote-fix scandal

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Re: Assange is a bellend.

Absolutely, doesn't mean he's wrong though...

Tesla driver killed after smashing into truck had just enabled Autopilot – US crash watchdog

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Re: what does a plane autopilot do?

With aircraft autopilot you could be completely hands off and not paying attention while cruising. I'm not saying pilots actually do that, but that's the impression the public get when they hear "autopilot". Hence the confusion with Tesla's naming.

Pilot generally (not exclusively I know) refers to aircraft, you wouldn't say you "pilot a car".

Badly chosen name that would be a massive climb-down if they were forced to change it now. It is an advanced driver assist, nothing more.

Qualcomm will take at least $4.5 billion from Apple after settling mammoth legal battle

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That settlement must really burn Tim Cook when he has to hit the "Buy It Now" button on the next billion dollar order from Qualcomm. Money is irrelevant but pride hurts.

Boeing boss denies reports 737 Max safety systems weren't active

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Safety features should be mandatory and always included in the base model. It's crazy that effectively a bloody warning light is an "optional extra".

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Re: Hang on...

I was going to mention he pushed in but instead I studiously avoided eye contact and did nothing.

Tesla touts totally safe, not at all worrying self-driving cars – this time using custom chips

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Joke

Human drivers don't get stuck.

Tell that to a mini-roundabout with 4 cars sat waiting indefinitely.....

Prepare yourselves for Windows 10 May-hem. Or is it June, no, July?

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Just the fact that Microsoft has to insist it's own employees install the update shows the new paradigm for Windows. They should WANT to install updates for the increased speed, security and functionality. Instead, users fear each update in case it bricks the device, loses their data or removes functionality.

Ethiopia sits on 737 Max report but says pilots followed Boeing drills

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No blame towards the pilots intended. Personally I believe MCAS is a flawed software `kludge` and the pilots in both cases did their very best. It's just in these cases both sides have to deny in the strongest terms whatever the reality of the situation.

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I've read the news reports and I still think it's intentionally ambiguous. Did the pilots disable MCAS or not? It just says "Followed procedures..." Obviously Boeing will want to word any reports in a way that evades responsibility and Ethiopia will want to exonerate their pilots.

Bit nippy, is it? Hive smart home users find themselves tweaking thermostat BY HAND

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Facepalm

"my hive system says major outage. I have no heating or hot water. "

Home-critical systems controlled by a remote internet-connected server... what could go wrong?

Only one Huawei? We pitted the P30 Pro against Samsung and Apple's best – and this is what we found

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What if I want to take the best picture possible, at ANY time possible? Are you suggesting carrying a DSLR 24 hours a day? Phone cameras have their place and at least they give expensive* camera owners something to feel superior about.

*The irony of calling £1000+ phone cameras INexpensive is not lost on me...

UK pr0n viewers plan to circumvent smut-block measures – survey

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Government Gateway IDs

Please speak clearly "My penis is my password"

With the right training, algorithms can predict Li-ion battery lifetime – with 95% accuracy

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Re: Really useful data for phone slingers

That would be really terrible if they did favour battery designs that recharged very well over a lower number of cycles and then capacity drops off a cliff. :(

Windows Defender ATP is dead. Long live Microsoft Defender ATP

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Re: The real point of interest for me...

I thought the biggest reason for AV on *nix systems was to be a good citizen and help all the clueless Windows users by increasing the collective "herd immunity".

Boeing big cheese repeats pledge of 737 Max software updates following fatal crashes

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Re: Used to be?

Used to be as in Service Packs.... now even the most minor update can be fatal of course, I suppose that's progress for you...

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Just as it used to be with Windows upgrades, we will be holding off flying a particular aircraft until at least Service Pack 1 is installed...

Apple bestows first hardware upgrades in years upon neglected iPad Mini and Air lines

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Trollface

I don't understand why the reg is so anti Apple...

All perfectly valid points, but what's that got to do with having a good troll? ;) Here in the UK blatant insults are really terms of endearment so The Reg love Apple if you think about it...

On the eve of Patch Tuesday, Microsoft confirms Windows 10 can automatically remove borked updates

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Cue stories of the automatic reboot fixer putting devices into an endless loop so they'll need a update-fixer-fixer and so on.... Spaghetti code extreme!

Airlines in Asia, Africa ground Boeing 737 Max 8s after second death crash in four-ish months

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Re: A programming error?

"pilot errors that cause a crash are extremely rare."

In fact, pilot error is the leading cause of commercial airline accidents, with close to 80% percent of accidents caused by pilot error, according to Boeing. The other 20% are mainly due to faulty equipment and unsafe, weather-related flying conditions.

The numbers may vary, but the experts agree: Human error is the biggest cause of plane accidents. The focus is often on the pilots. PlaneCrashInfo.com analyzed 1,015 fatal accidents involving commercial aircraft, worldwide, from 1950 thru 2010, and found pilot error was a factor in 53 percent of all fatal accidents in that period.

As aircraft have become more reliable, the proportion of crashes caused by pilot error has increased and now stands at around 50%.

Iranian-backed hackers ransacked Citrix, swiped 6TB+ of emails, docs, secrets, claims cyber-biz

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Re: Sensitive Data

Let this be a lesson on what happens when you think there's no need to use the joke icon. :)

Champagne corks undocked as SpaceX brings the Crew Dragon back to Earth

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Re: Here in the UK... off topic

A bit like when you fill in an online form and find it's taking longer and longer to scroll to your birth year....

Microsoft flings the Windows Calculator source at GitHub

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Re: Is this a boiling frog experiment ?

Microsoft's ultra-long term goal: Gradually open-source Windows so they can dump it and concentrate on being a cloud company where the real money is...

SpaceX Crew Dragon: Launched and docked. Now, about that splashdown...

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Re: Landing

"and the first stage returned to the drone ship Of Course I Still Love You"

and now that fact is just a run-of-the-mill fact

Another way to look at Amazon's counterfeit-busting Project Zero: Making merchants cough up protection money

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" Amazon's takedown procedure is less effective than eBay's"

How can it be less effective than eBay's COMPLETELY USELESS takedown procedure.

Sure, it's easy to report but they usually get ignored. As someone who has repeatedly flagged items (with evidence) they never get taken down in a meaningful way. Even if a listing gets removed, it just gets relisted with minor changes.

It all hinges on this: Huawei goes after Samsung with its own foldable hybrid Mate X

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"foldables are a gimmick no more"

I disagree, now they're just a gimmick the average person / rich lunatic can buy.

Even the Huawei guy said 3-5 years...

Google: Hmm, this government regulation stuff looks important. Let's stick some more lobbyists on that

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"We'll give you the money if you make the law in our favor."

They call it hosting a "fund-raiser" over there..

Samsung pulls sheets off costly phone-cum-fondleslab Galaxy Fold – and a hefty 5G monster

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Re: re: The cheaper model has the fingerprint reader mounted on the side of the phone

"As for the foldable... How long before 'foldgate' starts appearing on this site in relation to folding problems?"

This was the first thing I thought watching the demo, but surely they had a machine folding / unfolding a million times to test resilience.

Amazon triples profit to $11.2bn, pays ZERO DOLLARS in corp tax – instead we pay it $129m

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"So what do you do to keep transnational corporations from just pulling up stakes and moving to friendlier countries that are bound to exist due to competition?"

Sales in that territory = taxed in that territory. It's the only way.

Intel SGX 'safe' room easily trashed by white-hat hacking marauders: Enclave malware demo'd

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Re: Untrusted code

"How, it was a rootkit, not a format of C: drive?"

I'm not saying that people don't exaggerate in stories such as this, but that rootkit (like most) had several vulnerabilities and bugs. This had the potential to cause system crashes which in turn can cause data corruption and so on... VERY, VERY unlucky to lose everything, but not impossible.

I am just a mapper: Solar drones take to the skies above Blighty

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Re: Brilliant

So your actual weight is 0.68 sysadmins, where's that on the SMI? (sysadmin mass index) Could this be a new Reg unit?

Oh dear! Amazon's facial recognition is racist and sexist – and there's a JLaw deep fake that will make you want to tear out your eyes

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Re: mashup

While your (presumably intentional) omission of Jennifer Lawrence's notable movies is humorous, Silver Linings Playbook is also a great film. :)

Trying to log into Office 365 right now? It's a coin flip, says Microsoft: Service goes TITSUP as Azure portal wobbles

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Please, can't you just have a separate section for O365 / Azure / MS outage reports? They're just clogging up the front page every bloody day...

Mozilla security policy cracks down on creepy web trackers, holds supercookies over fire

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About time

You've only got to install something like NoScript to realize all the crazy shit that is going off in the background and how badly broken some websites are if they can't run numerous remote scripts.

This is the final straw, evil Microsoft. Making private GitHub repos free? You've gone too far

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Joke

All of the above :p

Google settles Right To Be Forgotten case on eve of appeal hearing

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Re:"thousands of inquisitive people are searching the Inetrwebs to discover who NT1 is"

Without infringing the court order, how would you go about that? I'm intrigued....

London's Gatwick airport suspends all flights after 'multiple' reports of drones

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Joke

Covering the airport in heavy duty netting might impede the planes somewhat...

The Palm Palm: The Derringer of smartphones

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Brilliant... Next year's model will be sold on "10% larger screen, etc etc"

aaaaand repeat...

Peak tech! Bacon vending machine signals apex of human invention

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Peak Tech?

More like Pork Tech...

Do not adjust your set: Hats off to Apple, you struggle to shift iPhones 'cos you're oddly ethical

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Re: Losing customer

Sounds like you're well on the path I'm just starting down. No more iPhones, mid-range Android from now on.

Incidentally, I wonder what this will do to the argument of 2nd hand Apple phones holding their price so well...

OneDrive is broken: Microsoft's cloudy storage drops from the sky for EU users

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I wonder what the aggregate uptime for all Microsoft services combined is... It just seems pretty much every week there's some part not working.

Blighty: We spent £1bn on Galileo and all we got was this lousy T-shirt

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Re: Well, who'd have thought it?

"I'm not sure anyone actually understood what "Vote To Leave The EU" actually meant."

Easy: Tabloids told them migrants were the source of all our problems which would magically disappear if we left the EU.

iPhone XS: Just another £300 for a better cam- Wait, come back!

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Joke

Re: 2018 is the year of stupidly sized phones

"whereas nothing fits in women's pockets so that's not an issue."

Why would they need to when everything is within easy reach in the cupboards & drawers?

Huawei Mate 20 Pro: If you can stomach the nagware and price, it may be Droid of the Year

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Re: £899 - Ouch

Yea I'm never paying close to £1k for a phone! The BOM for the iPhone XS was quoted as something like 1/3 sale price so plenty of wiggle room while still making obscene profits. Hopefully this slowing in phone sales / upgrades recently is the tip of the iceberg and people will wake up to the fact that they are being fleeced.

UK rail lines blocked by unexpected Windows dialog box

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Joke

Re: Um

I managed to uninstall Office 2010 silently. It's not that hard...

I thought Windows Update was how you silently uninstalled things?

US draft bill moots locking up execs who lie about privacy violations

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How about a law locking up politicians who lie? Yea, thought they wouldn't be so eager on that score...

Smartphone industry is in 'recession'! Could it be possible we have *gasp* reached 'peak tech'?

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Re: No value

They don't need to research to improve battery life, just make the average phone 1mm thicker and it will have great battery life. Ahh well, wishful thinking...

Seagate HAMRs out a roadmap for future hard drive recording tech

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Re: Should be interesting

If the worst kind of failure simply turned it into a read-only drive I would be happy with that!

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I can't read stories on hard drive density without immediately worrying about my stored data and it's seemingly precarious existence...

Unsure why you can't log into Office 365? So is Microsoft

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Re: So the 365 in Office 365 means...

No, it means Microsoft picked the most ironic name in software history :)

Hi there, Hubble, glad to hear you're doing okay

Craig 2
Trollface

So what you're saying is it's amazing how people like stuff they can actually see?

We're not all Neo, we can't read the source code to the universe ;)

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