* Posts by Craig 2

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Enjoy a tipple or five? You might need this AI system to tell you when it's time for a new liver

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This is so full of holes.... off the top of my head maybe people predisposed to heavy drinking (a widely acknowledged unhealthy behaviour) are linked to lower education levels, thus reduced eloquence...

Hubble grabs first snap of interstellar comet... or at least that's what we hope this smudge is

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Re: "based on its trajectory and speed, the comet had to originate from outside the Solar System"

Would you like to know more?

Welcome to the World Of Tomorrow, where fridges suffer certificate errors. Just like everything else

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Re: Luddites

Hey, I still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea!

2001 fiction set to be science fact? NASA boffin mulls artificial intelligence to watch over the lunar Gateway

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"Oh wait, of course! Buzzword bingo on the funding application."

Akin to boffins using suitable stimuli to elicit the desired response from rats (ie. politicians) in the maze...

Don't see the problem with it myself....

EU's top court says tracking cookies require actual consent before scarfing down user data

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Re: Well that ruling has a timespan of about 30 days in the UK

Sounds like a massive trade deficit to me, which means that cessation of trade (which wouldn't happen) would cost the EU £56 billion of exports more than it'll cost the UK.

I suggest you go and learn the difference between percentages and values.

HMRC 'disciplined' almost 100 employees for computer misuse over 24 months

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Re: It's not clear from the article what the offences were.

I would hope intentionally mis-handling the public's data would be grounds for instant dismissal rather than just a warning...

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Re: Hammy The Hamster Lives!

Posted using my work laptop in work time.

Indeed, like the majority of traffic here I suspect. I wonder if The Reg could produce a nice chart of day & time of week compared to traffic & post levels...

Chinese sleazeball's 17-year game of hide-and-seek ends after drone finds him on mountain

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I saw the drone pic of his cave and his major error was a bright blue plastic rain shelter above the cave entrance. Stuck out like a sore thumb from above. If he'd used even a bit of camouflage it would have been much harder to spot.

Time to check in again on the Atari retro console… dear God, it’s actually got worse

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Re: There's an obvious way to deal with these customers....

"Atari needs to go dig up those unwanted copies of "E.T.--the Video Game"

There was a documentary "Atari: Game Over" that already did that. Check out the story, very interesting :)

Gearheads get their spudgers into an iPhone 11 Pro Max: Bi-lateral charging, anyone?

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Re: Glass Back? Why?

I can only assume it's for the initial "ooh, it looks & feels lovely" before you stick it in a protective case...

Considering mobile phones are intended to be carried around all the time, they should be designed to take a bang or two. When you inevitably drop it you could try claiming a free replacement on the basis they're not fit for purpose. Good luck with that though :)

Outlook turned eBay into DD-Bay: Topless busty babe mysteriously fronts souk's emails

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Re: If the avatar is still in your email client...

"Of course, the Reg journos should have dug up all this information themselves."

They asked one of the team to investigate 2 days ago but haven't heard from him since.

OK, let's try that again: Vulture rakes a talon on Samsung's fresh attempt at the Galaxy Fold 5G

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Re: Why?

"Its just something for people to boast "Look at me and how well I am doing!"

If they do that LITERALLY then you're absolutely right, wankers.

If they have the money to buy shiny stuff and you get bitter and annoyed every time someone pulls one out of their pocket then unfortunately the wanker is you....

Allowlist, not whitelist. Blocklist, not blacklist. Goodbye, wtf. Microsoft scans Chromium code, lops off offensive words

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Joke

Re: This is stupid

"What's next, changing the color names themselves?"

Well technically you guys over in freedomland have already changed the spelling of colour.

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"But I identify as an integer"

Shut it $userloggedin, you're boolean and always will be.

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Re: Devoting one's time to petty issues when there is so much to do

"Such a shame to see people at m$ raising such petty issues"

Don't blame companies for this, the only reason large corps dedicate time to this sort of thing is because there are too many "I'm offended" professionals out there. eg. The Tourettes charity complaining about the recent Fringe Festival joke.

Consider this: Person tweets about some innocuous reference in the code - Celeb notices and re-tweets it to billions - Massive publicity & calls to boycott - Billions wiped off share values - Shareholders lose money. <--- This is why.

No it's not Russell Brand's new cult, it's Microsoft's Office crew rolling out their Save Experience

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Re: Consistency

Yep this is exactly why Win 10 is such a pain... Some configuration options have multiple ways of accomplishing broadly the same but with varying UI choices, wording and functionality.

GIMP open source image editor forked to fix 'problematic' name

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Re: Eh?

What the hell is an ableist insult?

Read the list of them on the wiki page and I dare you not to giggle like an immature schoolchild. ;)

Pokemon Go becomes Pokemon No as games biz Niantic agrees to curb trespassing addicts

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Re: They had to go and ruin it

"If Niantic can't make the game in a way the eliminates that, then the game shouldn't exist."

Try applying that rationale to other areas and you'll realize just how dumb it is:

If roads can't be made in a way that eliminates speeding, nobody should be able to drive.

If knives can't be made in a way that eliminates murder, nobody should own knives.

etc.. etc..

We're surrounded by hundreds of situations that can be abused, but the vast majority of people don't. You only have to read some of the crazy things people have wanted outlawed just because it personally pissed them off.

Don't trust Facebook's Libra cryptocurrency, boffins warn: Zuck & Co know that hash is king

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Re: "could lead to biased decision-making"

"I have a suspicion you might be lonely amongst Reg reading facebook users. "

Doubtful, but they certainly know better than to admit it on here.

TalkTalk's voice-over is writing speeds that its text can't match: Ad pulled from broadcast

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"Our marketing strategy is hoping people don't pay CLOSE attention to our adverts"

FTFY

Photo 'memories' storage biz Ever uses family snaps to train facial recognition AI

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There's only 1 rule for personal information: If you upload it to the internet it's not personal anymore.

It will be monetized if possible.

It will be compromised at some point in the future.

It will be used for purposes you never envisaged.

It will be no longer available at some point in the future.

World recoils in horror as smartphone maker accused of helping government snoops read encrypted texts, track device whereabouts

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Re: Nope I'm lost

The Reg article was fairly convoluted but my Sarcasm Spidey Senses started tingling within the first few lines....

Oh chute. Doubts cast on ExoMars lander's 2020 red planet jaunt after another failed test

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Re: Isn’t the air density and gravity different

You plug all the numbers into a big supercomputer and hope that your mathematical model is close enough to reality....

When the chips are down, buy a software biz: Broadcom snaffles Symantec for $10.7bn

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I wouldn't give $10 for Symantec, never mind $10bn. Bloody shysters.

WTF is Boeing on? Not just customer databases lying around on the web. 787 jetliner code, too, security bugs and all

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"You could get that information from a simple GPS box attached to the entertainment system network. No need to tap into avionics networks for that data."

Oh sure: Add extra hardware at additional cost, or just tap into the avionics data with a couple of lines of code and a filter/firewall exception....

He's coming for your floppy: Linus Torvalds is killing off support for legacy disk drive tech

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The upgrade to disk was incredible, same as when I got a disk drive for my Apple //e (clone)

US sanctions fail to get in Huawei as embattled Chinese vendor reports 23% revenue growth

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Mushroom

Re: Huawei revenue bump

"develop products and services that are compatible with both ecosystems!"

In the crazy world that is developing, making your product or service cross-compatible will attract sanctions from both sides!

You have to pick a side...

Braking bad? Van with £112m worth of crystal meth in back hits cop car at police station

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Found the pro drug trafficker!

Pair programming? That's so 2017. Try out this deep-learning AI bot that autocompletes lines of source code for you

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Joke

Re: An interesting proposition

"It might for instance learn your coding style."

I tried it out and got this:

I recommend you give up coding immediately and go back to being a barista...

Bulb smart meters in England wake up from comas miraculously speaking fluent Welsh

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Ok... so I copied that into Google Translate because I don't understand Welsh and it suggested you had misspelt `ddiffodd`. Who's right?

It would be a bit harsh pointing out typos since it all looks like it was typed by someone with Parkinsons....

Niche languages just need to disappear. They are just a form of tribalism and the world would be a better place with fewer languages.

Bracing for the wrath of all the Welsh commentards ;)

Brilliant Boston boffins blow big borehole in Bluetooth's ballyhooed barricades: MAC addy randomization broken

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Re: Isn't the real flaw...

Exactly... We need a unique identifier to allow 2 way communications. But, we need to stop tracking so we'll occasionally send another unique identifier to randomise the original unique identifier. Repeat ad infinitum..

The e-mpire strikes back: Google appeals that $1.7bn EU fine for choking web ad rivals

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Re: Too big to fine?

Any company that appeals and loses should have their fine at least doubled. Not only have they been found guilty of whatever bad behaviour in the first place, they have then willfully tried to avoid the punishment.

Chinese government has got it 'spot on' when it comes to face-recog tech says, er, London's Met cops' top rep

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Re: No racism but...

It's a great example of the pitfalls of biased / limited training data using AI*.

*In this care we're the AI - Alleged Intelligence

Years late to the SMB1-killing party, Samba finally dumps the unsafe file-sharing protocol version by default

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Re: "Off by default"

I think what he means is that it's another security exploit vector. Find ANY exploit that silently switches smb1 back on and then use the copious amounts of ready made exploit code for smb1.

Better to just nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure...

Let's check in with Samsung to see how it's riding out the memory glut. Operating profit down 56%. Oops.

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Re: Unsurprised

"Basic Economics" is easy when looking at historical supply and demand. Reliably extrapolating those trends into the future is not quite so simple....

Also, operating a fab at a loss and flooding the market could work in Samsung's favour if it manages to bankrupt a weaker competitor. Who knows if they are an innocent victim of market forces or if they are actually manipulating the market....

Suspected dark-web meth dealers caught by, er, 'using real address' when buying stamps

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Re: Not worried about drugs

Anything is suspicious if you're already suspected of sending drugs through the postal system and using a fake name.

We've Falcon caught it! SpaceX finally nets a fairing half after a successful Heavy launch

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"headed back to briefly light up Landing Zones 1 and 2 with a synchronised touchdown."

From a headline-grabbing, amazing video to a 1-line mention. Progress is awesome!

Space news is one of the few things these days that makes me think the Human Race is still advancing...

Chrome ad-blocker crackdown preview due late July. Here's a half-dozen reasons why add-on devs are still upset

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Re: The option i want...

Or, just don't ever revisit annoying sites that nag you to unblock...

Bloody vultures! Cheeky Spanish paraglider firm pinched El Reg's mascot

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Nobody actually knows how to code a page in HTML any more, all they know is how to click & drag various frameworks, plugins and libraries into one big mish-mash. Including the logo it seems...

A $4bn biz without a live product just broke the record for the amount paid for a domain name. WTF is going on?

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Amazon.com is worthless. When I tell people about a product I say "it's available on Amazon". They google Amazon "whatever product" and click a link. Nobody ever types Amazon.com into the address bar and then searches for the product. Amazon could be hosted on buttplugs.com** and most people wouldn't even notice.

** Unless buttplugs.com is already taken, I'm not checking...

Awoogah! Awoogah! Firefox fans urged to update and patch zero-day hole exploited in the wild by miscreants

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Re: Re NoScript

Endless scripts are not a solution for 99% of websites..

These boffins' deepfake AI vids are next-gen. But don't take our word for it. Why not ask Zuck or Kim Kardashian...

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Re: "We are concerned about such deception and misuse"

The only down side to making it publicly available is that all the other people currently researching the same techniques can cross-check their work and maybe gain insights into other solutions, thus improving their own.

" It was scary stuff, but radically advanced. It gave us ideas, took us in new directions. I mean, things we would have never..." - Miles Dyson

'Cynical and bullying' TalkTalk hackerhacker getsgets 4 yearsyears behindbehind barsbars

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Re: Skilled cyber-criminal left traces of own IP address

"how do we know he didnt take extra IP hiding measures"

Exactly, too many smart-asses commenting "just use a VPN and then you're perfectly safe and untraceable"!

More facial-recognition bans, new creeper tool links girlfriends to past porno, Microsoft's AI school, and more

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"The developer claims to have scraped over 100TB of porn"

Those are rookie numbers....

How do you like dem Windows, Apple? July opening for Microsoft's first store in Blighty

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Re: I'll give it-

Just board them up with chipboard and call it an upgrade...

Want to train a dragon? You'll need 500 million files, 730TB of data, 54,000 CPU cores...

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Gremlin...

Don't get them wet. (The servers)

Keep away from bright lights. (The staff)

No coding complex queries after midnight??

Lyft, Uber drivers boost app surge prices by turning off, tuning out – and cashing in

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Re: Fraud

"I think they may struggle to convince a jury that an independent contractor "fraudulently" logged out of their app"

No opinion on the rights or wrongs with the whole "gig economy" situation but:

If they are sat in the airport taxi rank and turn the app off, wait 5 mins then turn it on and immediately collect a fare that's easily traceable evidence. If they do that regularly, coinciding with a group of other drivers then it's even easier to prove fraudulent behaviour. As you say, not criminal but could soon get them banned from the system.

Giga-hurts radio: Terrorists build Wi-Fi bombs to dodge cops' cellphone jammers

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Re: Beat me to it

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear... right? hello?

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Black Helicopters

I'm betting this thread (and it's participants) are all on the terrorist watch-list with the detonation techniques described above.

Polygraph knows all: You've been using our user feedback form

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Re: Poor taste

Comedy is rooted in poor taste.

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